PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GLORY BE THE TUCK EDITION /ptg/

MAGA

Attached: artifacted hatted sango.png (1280x720, 689.29K)

Make Americans Goons Again!!!!

Being an AnCap is like celebrating black culture. It doesn't even exist in a real sense and is only a rejection of the status quo.

Attached: 1583917335246.jpg (397x318, 28.01K)

Attached: NYT_ Trump, Coronavirus.jpg (903x1322, 382.5K)

>free test meme
Wow did Trump become a liberal now too?

based

Any specific details available about this new Act/Bill?

>when you wait til the new thread to posts tweets and then someone beats you to it

Attached: dab.png (1107x871, 353.56K)

youtube.com/watch?v=x7xVcsmO8rg
>Extremists Next Door
Prime example of MIGApedes pretending to be white on Yas Forums

People are watching nick on dlive.

Attached: 1583984654942.jpg (425x491, 30.57K)

How dare you not MAGA

Attached: 1582976038600.jpg (1024x680, 61.02K)

MAGA

Attached: 990a352158a45a9e34ecafeec433d58dd66741a9ba617037e881e14cd36df789.jpg (1640x2048, 2.72M)

>The 50-year-old TOOCKER

Attached: 1585442312354312.png (250x260, 67.97K)

> While Ocasio-Cortez was staying off the campaign trail in the aftermath of Biden’s victory in South Carolina, three moderate ex-presidential contenders ― Amy Klobuchar, Pete Buttigieg and Beto O’Rourke ― endorsed Biden, ensuring him wall-to-wall national media coverage that provided momentum going into Super Tuesday.

OH NO NO NO

Attached: F77B2A96-4B96-4E77-89E6-CDAF2D48C208.jpg (1362x2449, 1.42M)

>Watching Tucker tonight, I thought it was MSNBC.
Because he refuses to suck the kike dicks?

What did you expect from someone who worked for CNN?

>isn't Christian
>Declares day if prayer

Attached: IMG_20200313_204811.jpg (508x510, 53.16K)

>Any specific details available about this new Act/Bill?
Not yet. Gonna be loaded with crap probably.

>this thing is supposed to be in her mid-late teens

>it's so lumpy
bitch what

also only niggers do it

Attached: Recent_Sea_Level_Rise global warming fake.png (537x373, 46.62K)

>You're hard to impress though. You're not satisfied unless it's some biblical shit.
It doesn't have to be biblical shit, just something material would be nice. So tired of "Someone said something! AAAAAA" or "Something COULD happen! AAAAAAAAAA"

Like, how about some Democrats get arrested?
How about that?

>panic shopping

Anyone using this term is a coping nigger that didn't prepare for what was obviously coming. Enjoy wiping your ass with your hand while you starve to death. LMAO

Attached: 1577020913170m.jpg (1024x920, 80.42K)

MSNBC & the left is run by Jews though. They want Trump to fail so that they can turn the country brown uninhibited.

Tucker calling Trump's fuck up out

Attached: jihunbgn.png (1079x813, 772.64K)

>we hate Tucker now because he dares criticizing BASED kike puppet

Hope we can get money for self quarantining. Wonder what that process will be

>doing SAT proctoring tomorrow because I was already scheduled and they said it's not being canceled
>last time I proctored for a class, 90% of the students checked in with PRC passports
I'm totally getting Wu Flu tomorrow. Can I get some Fs?

>melissa BTFOs nintendo

Attached: 1580523371888.jpg (368x380, 30.88K)

>monday

Attached: DOUBT.png (542x775, 768.5K)

IT'S OVER

>the virus does not kill children, they wanted to fix that

Attached: coonman.png (1000x820, 284.04K)

>gamers don't give a fuck about the flu or hygiene
based

>kids and ex converted grad kids kikes

Attached: dcftvygbuhnj.png (723x628, 542.73K)

Is the payroll tax cut in this?

i literally thought panic shopping was a joke, i haven't been to the mart since 2 weeks, lets hope the store still has supplies

Tucker no!

Attached: tucker awoo.png (900x900, 302.44K)

Let me guess...

If it was proposed by Republicans, it includes a provision which defunds Planned Parenthood and all democrats vote no.

IF it was proposed by democrats, it includes a provision which restricts gun rights and all Republicans vote no.

>we

Attached: 8985E3EB2B424DF585892A7F02C8D4D6.jpg (616x950, 122.01K)

What's the deal with this guy?

Attached: 503964[1].jpg (500x375, 38.89K)

meh he is prone to jumping on hysteria occasionally

Attached: 4d607226af0b236333a83f5ebc7fbdef1e8715dc2d5958d1d22f0fa21edea076.png (489x401, 11.43K)

Attached: 77777.png (594x694, 69.82K)

>ah ah google is doing the website
>the best website ever
>"no dude" - google

Attached: gfvgyb.png (907x839, 482.49K)

>trump supporing bill giving universal healthcare to fix corona

Tuck correct like usual
minimizing the risk was weird after seeing what it did to China

Hopefully not. He really should have acted sooner though.

Any details on people who get laid off/furloughed?

its the drudge problem; no matter how based they're still journalists at heart

>wuz

Attached: trumps checkem eclipse.jpg (591x353, 112.88K)

Demonicfrog.jpg

Well it's H.R. so that means it's a House bill. It probably has abortion money and new permanent gibs.

seems pretty trustworthy

We need science not fairytales

Attached: SmartSelect_20200313-205410_Twitter.jpg (1028x1463, 484.38K)

He's an ((((expert))))

>Is the payroll tax cut in this?
No.

>google cant make a website based on a fucking flowchart

People who agree generally (e.g. you and Tucker) are allowed to disagree on particulars (apparently e.g. how the covid19 is being handled).
Don't worry! This is normal!

>TRUMP IS SUPPORTING ABORTION FUNDING
I DISAVOW

Attached: joe 11.jpg (874x872, 87.16K)

Wait, so who did what with abortion in the corona bill? The D news says Rs slipped in anti-abortion stuff, the Rs say D slipped in abortion stuff.

Attached: 1572353299756.png (512x459, 208.34K)

>Swine Flu
>Obama

Attached: drump.jpg (303x167, 5.63K)

Yes.

>based and honest ptg guy
R A R E

A

R

E

bad post
good pic
the duality

Attached: The Rope.png (600x842, 141.96K)

Attached: bateman.png (1002x625, 521.04K)

>Corona virus
>multiple nations supposedly on the verge of collapse
>no videos showing ANY of it ANYWHERE (besides Wuhan)

Wow, what a totally legit event that isn't being orchestrated at all.

We can hope they become Messianics.

Isn't your PM infected?

lmao.

>a gay jew
>based
yikes

Attached: 1512148924283.gif (532x726, 31K)

>((((minimizing the risk))))

Such a Jew phrase. What dies that even mean?

What the fuck are they doing?
People are gonna be seeing reduced hours or no business for at least a month

>he didn't buy the dip
A STOCK MARKET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Attached: 1545857173737.jpg (830x738, 55.73K)

Google will never not be an appropriate synonym for Alphabet and its subsidiaries.
it's like how the Sears Tower will always be called the Sears Tower no matter who actually owns it.

Attached: 5b.png (1348x1298, 1.14M)

>being an ethiopian jewnigger is like being a nigger
no need to repeat yourself fren

google can't do anything that isn't subversive and tainted

Attached: 1583773580399.jpg (736x906, 138.89K)

Thought process: Minimizing the Chinese role in the coronavirus pandemic is actually racist against the Chinese because it fails to recognize the suffering of the people of Wuhan (and Hubei more broadly), where the overwhelming majority of cases to date have arisen and where the greatest concentration of human suffering from the virus thus far has occurred. Concealing the fact that the virus arose in China simply because a few idiots and crazies refocus their paranoid behavior towards the Chinese people instead of whatever the previous target of their hate was is overall a disservice to the people who have suffered from and died to this virus.

>Science
>WHO
>Travel restrictions & closing borders is racist & doesn't stop the spread

Attached: MoggSlouch.jpg (1200x800, 107.77K)

Swedebro btfo. How will he ever recover?

There will be more stimulus that an $8 billion emergency bill user.

Attached: mad_serena_1.png (853x480, 347.36K)

If it were up to him flu & many other vaccines would likely be mandatory. Can we trust these people?

Literally built for big asian cock

>it’s not google
>it’s a different division of google

Fucking faggots.

The ppl getting abortions are the ppl who should not be breeding

oof mike pence is out in 2024

Attached: gbyhnuj.png (602x820, 78.68K)

>Trump gets a website worse than Obama's
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK

Attached: 1565021958091.png (598x600, 434.88K)

Lmao
>youtube.com/watch?v=x7xVcsmO8rg

Attached: 03-13 19_37_54.png (1335x963, 78.21K)

that seems to settle it then.

Attached: AWOOfaggots1.jpg (531x420, 165.28K)

he's not an ancap though.
He's just attention whoring through memeflaggotry like so many others do.

Attached: 1571473391385.jpg (640x651, 89.31K)

Great. Can't wait for a new influx of newfags.

>buy DUST
>raises 40%
coronavirus is going to make a bunch of new george soroses

Its trumps fault that a business laid people off.
These stupid fucks

Attached: Screenshot_20200313-205831_Chrome.jpg (1080x2280, 646.53K)

That Yas Forums guy is so fucking dangerous

Science will do more than praying to an imaginary Canaanite god

Attached: 1547556163580.jpg (2122x2226, 995.53K)

Nothing in the bill about abortion now.

Let's write CBS News a response.
5 words at a time.

Go

Attached: 1561323433109.gif (900x900, 109.99K)

Hurrrrr everyone should be charged for testing. Hurrrrr

Yeah but this shit needs to happen ASAP.

First rule of being a Libshit in 2020: Everything is Trump's Fault.

Second rule of being a Libshit in 2020: Personal responsibility is a myth.

Attached: 5c.png (501x199, 14.04K)

>baited into free advertising for another company

Attached: 1583975381223.jpg (1024x683, 49.98K)

look you may laugh at a leaf....... but what does that leaf come off of? a branch aka a stick.
and when enough sticks are bundled together.... you form a mighty faggot.
You can quote me on that.

We will remind them.

Attached: 1532138030143.jpg (4500x4602, 3.88M)

Carrot Cake is Best Cake

Basic practices of hygiene do not need science & WHO are a CCP & UN production

>Look at me. I AM the jew now.

Attached: 1538533724457.jpg (474x266, 20.94K)

IT'S

Attached: 1478751386751.png (618x354, 157.46K)

TIME FOR BED ZOOMERS

HERE COMES THE

BOOM
O
O
M

Attached: WOW.gif (189x300, 325.5K)

It's probably some gay Keynesian shit that all will vote for except Rand

Dear nigger,

Attached: 51498463513.jpg (800x800, 236.13K)

>PANIC FAGS GO TO BED

Adults have work to do

>BOOM TIME IS NOW

Attached: sean-hannity--1280x720.jpg (1280x720, 62.08K)

>Yas Forums did not respond to multiple requests for comment
>spends a half hour with a 100% legit Yas Forums wizard for real guys

Attached: lolbiffo.jpg (543x640, 46.34K)

>Welcome to Hannity
*click*

Attached: 1566354728676.gif (326x281, 110.13K)

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

Attached: 1577882173302.gif (487x681, 269.05K)

just fuck my ratings up

Attached: on hiatus.jpg (846x652, 303.48K)

Attached: file.png (1008x862, 797.72K)

lel

i identify as a fish.

>fox business
what ratings?

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Attached: 1555507511934.webm (620x480, 2.44M)

Thots BTFO

good
fuck tv-thots

>women
>ratings

Ok who's making the counter video to this

Soon, you lying fucking kikes

Attached: 1562887281206.jpg (894x894, 364.6K)

GUYS...
LOOK AT PIC RELATED AND THEN THE ARTICLE
Jerry Falwell Jr.: Could Coronavirus be the ‘Christmas Gift’, Kim Jong-un promised to U.S.?
“You remember the North Korean leader promised us a Christmas present for America? Back in December,” asked Jerry Falwell Jr., president of Liberty University, on “Fox and Friends” on Friday.
“Could it be they got together with China and this is that present? I don’t know. But it really is something strange going on.”
saraacarter.com/jerry-falwell-jr-could-coronavirus-be-the-christmas-gift-kim-jong-un-promised-to-u-s/

Attached: kim christmas.png (1856x228, 31K)

kek he's on Yas Forums in the opening shot check the tab

Now be honest, lads. have you engaged in dangerous hate speech recently?

Attached: 1534535123234.jpg (334x537, 34.79K)

Attached: fox 11.gif (240x184, 485.33K)

Attached: JERRY.png (503x441, 346.89K)

Attached: check em awoo.jpg (693x507, 195.96K)

Attached: WhoIs4Chan.gif (250x333, 1.31M)

drudge sold out to the kikes

Attached: 1509243185548.jpg (319x267, 54.53K)

The best part about watching Hannity is that I know there is absolutely nothing at all to worry about.

Attached: BoomerJustice.png (280x380, 203.91K)

I WARNED YOU

Attached: Police AWOO.png (884x903, 335.23K)

>Yas Forums
It's a pretty hateful place, they don't like anything there, not even vidya

Attached: gamers rise up.jpg (640x437, 29.86K)

By raping someone

GET THE VIRUS to
GEORGE SOROS
HE IS OLD AND COULD
D>> FROM THE VIRUS

oh
and bytheway
such as

Attached: ES-A8OnWsAAhXsB.jpg large.jpg (1079x1077, 88.17K)

Drudge is a kike

OKAY I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S IN THE BILL

2 weeks PAID SICK LEAVE for corona sick, taking care of corona sick, or of your kid had school canceled at 2/3 your regular pay. This will be paid back to businesses as a 100% cost tax credit.

$500 million to WIC and Food Stamps with work eligibility requirements waived.

Feds picking up an additional 6.2% of Medicaid costs.

More assistance to unemployment insurance for states that see a 10% rise in new unemployment claims.

NO payroll cut.

salt time

Attached: Screenshot from 2020-03-14 06-38-42.png (1004x561, 87.8K)

Remember friends, if you're too stupid to be able to feed your kids, I'll be there to make a sandwich for them.

Attached: Screenshot_20200313-195642.png (760x738, 342.87K)

>people are demanding more chink flu coverage

Attached: headrub.gif (300x224, 631.33K)

Men do not worry.

Attached: 694940094001_5574457152001_5574439827001-vs.jpg (896x504, 38.93K)

this

Instead I just held my ground. Stock market always goes up. Always.

>we thank the Google engineers who have volunteered to be part of this effort

Sounds like a shit bill
I hate the left so fucking much