Ha, well i live here a major university, so no shortage of qt's here (none like the london woman i love tho) >cause i'm not a poofta. you'll fit in just fine here
the 200 miles is a deal breaker tho sorry.
Isaiah Reyes
Nice chink car he has got. How does it feel to know Jag and Land Rover aren't British anymore?
Colton Sanders
>we're not stopping large events because people will go to the pub >we're not closing schools because kids might go stay with their grandparents
Is the UK government collectively in the it's just a flu, stiff upper lip we survived the blitz, nothing can happen to us camp or what?
David Perez
>how fucked are we lads? depends, how much toilet paper have you stock pilled xD
Healthy adults have nothing to fear. The economic impact my trigger the next big economic recession tho...
Just dropping in to tell you that these threads are the worst on Yas Forums. The same 10 uninteresting, unfunny posters having the same boring, uninteresting conversations and making the same lame jokes over and over again.
Christopher Lopez
If Borris Johnson dies of the flu it will be divine comedy.
Noah Campbell
What a malignant cunt. Bet she won't be so positive when she's the one getting sacrificed for herd immunity, I know I probably won't die but I don't want every ask risk person I know and fuck ones I don't know to die just because I don't wanna change my routine or because I'm a big tough man that's not scared of a cold [spoiler] (global pandemic) [/spoiler]
Jonathan Scott
he deserves a firing squad
Cooper Anderson
Blaming him for a chink-plague which has swept the world....
Hard not to sound like a cringey yank who thinks he's Irish but I just love everything Australian. Humour, Culture, Music, Accent. As well as the fact that aussie girls are generally fit as fuckk
Also I like skiing and snowboarding and they have some decent mountains there, something we're lacking.
Brody Morris
he's the one that decided to go ahead with a "plan" that will kill millions of people. there is no herd immunity. this virus has ADE. it's going to kill at least 7 million people on the first round of infections if he tries it.
Jordan Wright
Sounds like I'm listing the reasons why I want to move there, but the aussie qt gf is a necessity.
- Out of a sample of 1016 deaths, the median age was 79.4, 71.6% were male, 28.4% female. - Lethality by age in pic related, 5.8% median mortality rate. Only 2 people under age 40 died so far, both had other medical conditions aswell. --Lombardy is by far the region with most deaths (75%), north of Italy. -Underlying medical conditions were present in the vast majority of cases. Out of a sample of 268 deaths, only 3 died of just COVID19 (1.1%). 70 (26.1%) had at least one more medical condition, 69 at least 2 (25.7%), 126 had 3 or more underlying medical conditions (47.0%). - The most common of these conditions are high blood pressure (205 cases, 76.5%), type 2 diabetes (100 cases, 37.3%), ischemic heart disease (100 cases, 37.3%), atrial fibrillation (71 cases, 26.5%). - Most common symptoms of the virus are dyspnoea, or shortness of breath (83%), fever (80%) and cough (45%). In rare cases diarrhea (4%) and hemoptysis (4%). - Most common complications of COVID19 are respiratory failure (98.8%), shock (22.9%), severe kidney damage (16.9%) and severe infection (10.8%). "
Isaiah Reyes
i can't deal with it, everything fucks me off so much. people's behaviour does my head in.
>have a job that involves walking the streets and collating parking data >it’s £18/h for basically no work >scared to ask my employer about the coronavirus situation in case they fire me and I have to get a job that involves actually putting effort in for less pay
>damaged lungs so like how some fags that get Pneumonia have lung scaring. but point is, if your healthy, the infection shouldnt get that severe. Its the weak who would have normally died, but got saved due to advanced medicine, that then live on with compromised lungs. just have loads of fresh juice (natural vitamin C) and you'll be fine. Vit C actually reduces inflammation in the lungs.
Ayden White
Apparently Antonio Banderas lives in Cobham in Surrey
trips of truth. >skiing and snowboarding and they have some decent mountains we do (like falls creek), only problem is the snow season is very short. basically august. i love skiing too tho.
No. Vitamic C in high doses is good at helping your body fight off a virus but it's not magical and it's not a cure and it's not preventative. High vitamin C intake during a bout of common cold works well.
Noah Rodriguez
Do Aussie girls like big pom cock?
Elijah Gray
I want that job
Jason Clark
> no goyim, it doesn’t count as a “cure” even if it works
Brody Garcia
Holly valance as a teenager
Robert Perry
I'd rather have 1 month of good skiing than a couple months of shit. I've heard that falls creek is good too.
Grayson Baker
>i've heard don't lie. no one talks to you
Owen Cooper
Only conversations you've had are with the voices in your head mate
Parker Sullivan
Probably more interesting than talking to you, you boring spacker
Ryder Williams
I'd be offended if you weren't some shut-in spastic on the internet.
Lincoln Ramirez
user with the assist. he's done you in lad
Jordan Scott
Doesn't look too bad now desu
Austin Harris
t. Boring shut in spacker on the internet
Samuel Wright
April 1st is the big day guys.
Jack Thomas
>get corona >potentially die Sorry katie, I’m too valuable working, paying and potentially fighting for israel for that
David Hall
>tfw you will never live in a hillfort and have a cheeky toot on the carnyx in the mead hall with Barryorix and the lads. Why even live?
Div, it doesn't cure a thing. It just helps shorten recovery times. I take vitamin C in high dosage when I get a cold and I recover slightly quicker for it. Only about a day quicker, but that's enough for me. Vitamin C will help to some small degree with coronavirus, as it does with rhinovirus, but it won't help severe cases where people's respiratory system is in freefall.
James Reed
>The same 10 uninteresting, unfunny posters Nah, it's 9 since Tarquin the communist took his flat-Earth economics elsewhere.
