/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2027

► Detected: 145,360 ► Died: 5,416

>NEWS
Trump declares _NATIONAL EMERGENCY_
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Spain using hotels as hospitals
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France closes schools and universities
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More than 100 US colleges shut down, go online
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Spain declares emergency, shuts down schools and public events
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>RESEARCH
Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
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29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
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983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
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Virus invades nervous systems
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Patient tests negative four times, was infected
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>REMINDER
US hospitals: no tests, CDC: tests only for travel cases
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Wuhan scientist predicted Dengue-like enhancements before outbreak
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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210 dead in Iran, regime covers it up
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China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
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>LATEST CASES
18:15: 785 new cases and 18 new deaths in France.
17:19: 2,547 new cases and 250 new deaths in Italy.
13:03: 190 new cases and 5 new deaths in the Netherlands.
12:56: 136 new cases and 28 new deaths in Spain.
12:48: 115 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.
12:42: 20 new cases in Kuwait.
12:26: 3 new cases in Poland.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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Your stash. NOW.

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If you suck your own dick (and swallow) every day for 2 weeks straight, you can’t get it. My uncle works at the CDC.

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SHOW ME YOUR PANDEMIC FACE

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SEATTLE IS COLLAPSING

HAPPENING

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,817 (3,177) ► International 64,431 (2,239): Italy 17,660 (1,266) Iran 11,364 (514) S. Korea 7,979 (71) Spain 5,232 (133) Germany 3,675 (8) France 3,661 (79) US 2,269 (48) Switzerland 1,139 (11) Norway 988 (1) Sweden 814 (1) Netherlands 804 (10) UK 798 (11) Japan 701 (19) D. Princess 696 (7) Belgium 559 (3) Austria 504 (1) Australia 199 (3) Greece 190 (1) Canada 158 (1) H. Kong 132 (4) Iraq 101 (9) Ireland 90 (1) India 82 (2) S. Marino 80 (5) Egypt 80 (2) Lebanon 77 (3) Thailand 75 (1) Indonesia 69 (4) Poland 68 (2) Philippines 64 (5) Taiwan 50 (1) Albania 33 (1) Argentina 31 (2) Panama 27 (1) Algeria 26 (2) Ecuador 23 (1) Bulgaria 23 (1) Azerbaijan 15 (1) Morocco 7 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Denmark 801 Qatar 320 Bahrain 210 Singapore 200 Malaysia 197 Finland 155 Brazil 151 Czech Rep. 141 Slovenia 141 Iceland 134 Israel 126 Portugal 112 Kuwait 100 Romania 89 S. Arabia 86 UAE 85 Estonia 79 Russia 45 Vietnam 44 Chile 43 Brunei 37 Serbia 35 Palestine 35 Luxembourg 34 Croatia 32 Slovakia 32 Pakistan 28 Peru 28 Belarus 27 Georgia 25 S. Africa 24 C. Rica 23 Oman 19 Hungary 19 Bosnia 18 Latvia 17 Tunisia 16 Macedonia 14 Cyprus 14 Colombia 13 Mexico 12 Malta 12 Macao 10 Senegal 10 Maldives 9 Armenia 8 Jamaica 8 Afghanistan 7 Cambodia 7 Lithuania 6 S. Lanka 6 Fr. Guiana 6 Moldova 6 Paraguay 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 Réunion 5 Turkey 5 Cuba 4 Kazakhstan 4 Liechtenstein 4 Uruguay 4 Bangladesh 3 Bolivia 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Faeroes 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Martinique 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 B. Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Congo 2 Ghana 2 Honduras 2 St. Martin 2 Venezuela 2 Andorra 1 Jordan 1 Nepal 1 Ant. & Bar. 1 Bhutan 1 Caymans 1 Ivory C. 1 Ethiopia 1 Gabon 1 Gibraltar 1 Guadeloupe 1 Guinea 1 Vatican 1 Kenya 1 Mongolia 1 St. Barth 1 St. Vincent 1 Togo 1 Tri. & Tob. 1

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shiny happy people

trying to make a video of highlights to scare zoomers anyone got some scary headlines or screenshots they can share?

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what does her ass smell like bros?

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Has China and Hong Kong completely contained it now? They have almost no new cases!

Post Corona-chan porn

oh no no no

>7 billion people in the world
>5000 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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DALE Pedrito que nos ponemos 4os con este ritmaco. El estado de alarma hoy no, mañana.
¡VAMOOOOOOOOS! LET'S GOOOOOO!

WISCONSIN TO CLOSE ALL SCHOOLS AS OF NEXT WEDNESDAY!!! SOME SCOOLS CLOSING ON MONDAY!!!!

I'm starting to feel delirious and cold.

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>Oh no not my eggs!

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Made me kek

Maybe stop with the hyperbole and unnecessary panic, hmm?

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>Will Spain close its borders/ restrict travel tomorrow?
>Are people really fleeing the big citys over there already?

My Parents are on vacation there (torrevieja ), I already educated them on the situation and my siblings and me must now convince them to come back tomorrow morning.
When will the cabinet to declare the state of emergency/alert be held anyway?

literally just the flu lol

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What are you going to sing during the quarantine, /cvg/?

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K.. KEEP ME POSTED

Today I realized you can measure the half life of a cruise ship full of boomers

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You're gonna make it

Does anyone have the pic of Corona-Chan fucking The Economy?

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first date in China 12/1
first date in Seattle 1/21

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Neolibs and Neocons who decided that medical supplies must be produced abroad in a hostile country should stand a war tribunal after this.

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States that have closed all schools
>Maryland
>Ohio
>Kentucky
>New Mexico
>Michigan
>Oregon
>Louisiana
>Virginia
>West Virginia
>Washington
>Wisconsin

Thread theme? Tumbling down sounds about right
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IS TOMORROW TARRANT'S ANYVERSARY?

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>youtube.com/watch?v=CbIhYhrOJAg

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What use will traps have in the post-coronapocalyptic world?

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It shall make me stronger.

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Whoever did this is based af. Also why hasn't canada updated the numbers yet. What are we hiding

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I'm so fucking tired of living in Washington during this bros

ONLY TWO REMAIN. WHO WILL BE THE LAST TO FALL?

MONTANA v. WEST VIRGINIA

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Forgot link!!!

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damn. pray for the best.

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Almost 11k today
Is that the peak? Various countries have officially stopped counting and reporting

boipucci

Feeding me coom

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Why do liberals get supremely asshurt when you point out that this virus originated in China?

>tfw the US is taking it seriously now
Shame really, I wanted a proper happening. Now this thing is gonna get rolled up in the month at the latest

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>meds

Whats the most Cost/Calorie efficient prep i can get tonight? Im thinking just some rice, beans, and veggies, all canned.

hand over, that thing, your toilet paper

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My relative had their dentist appointment today and apparently all the dentists were ordered to use one pair of gloves for two patients and they can only wear one mask the entire day. Can anyone confirm this shit?

West Virginia has tested 12 (twelve) people

Montana wins

#MAGAwithDACA

Number 23-tier tinfoil

>nigh one month ago no one outside of these threads would talk about the coronavirus saying nothing would come of it
>If I talked about it with my friends they would try to steer the conversation towards something else because they told me they felt uncomfortable about the prospect of a pandemic and didn't want to think about it.
>Now the US is showing signs of fully mobilizing towards combating the coronavirus; schools and major events are being closed, and supplies are flying off shelves.
>Now my friends are either saying the media (the very same they trusted) has gotten a grip of me and that I watch it too much when I don't. Or are in complete denial claiming what I say just isn't true with no information whatsoever to back their claims that danger isn't on their doorsteps.
I try to give them important information and give them sources to my claims and they just completely block it out saying I'm spouting falsehoods about the virus and that "It's just a worse flu" when a month ago they said this was less dangerous than SARS.
>I know they're gonna panic at the last second but they listen to nothing I say.
Why are normalfags like this guys? They're my friends and I want to help them, because I'd like some people to be able to work with in the end times, but they won't listen to a thing I say. They quickly change their opinions on matters and when something clearly gets worse that should make them the slightest bit concerned, and they barely budge in the face of it. It's like they become someone else when I bring the prospect up, it's so bizarre.

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>tfw /cvg/ NEETs are sitting with oxygen tank gas masks in their basements while doctors get drafted and given a shitty surgery mask and no eye protection

Why are doctors and medical professionals in general so fucking dumb

Virologists and medicine manufacturers seem redpilled as fuck but the docs always just repeat what their superiors say like a literal NPC insectoid

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I got you. Thanks for the chrona chan

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>implying coal-lungers don't already have it

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>He came with no mask
ha ha ha ha ha

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>orange man can achieve empirical success

You really believe this administration can win over the greatest happening of our lives? After fucking up so bad for the first month?

See, this is the best example as to why people shouldn't buy PPE. You'll die within a week faggot and this PPE goes to waste.
What is it with all those LARPing faggots that don't unterstand that the best protection is not leaving your fucking house. I get the point of reducing the risk once you eventually have to leave your house, but gawd fucking damnit you have to be retarted to don it already and risk tearing it (given that his a one-time use bullshit that's probably not even cat3) just to grab the attention of some faggots in the internet.

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This is how it is in California Bay area Hospitals. One of my colleagues works at a hospital in Mountain View and they are basically clearing everything elective.

I wouldn't be surprised if every hospital is gearing up to do this.

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It all returns to nothing...

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Cuz they know chinks are subhuman and racism could've prevented western nations medical systems from collapsing

I don't have a freezer. What's a good alternative to bread for prepping? Will lard hold at room temperature?

Coronavirus is not real.

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plenty of hypodermic needles available though!

Lmao BOOMERS GETTING DABBED ON!
Bye bye racist white wrinkle bags

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>N Italy
>textile plants
>chink capital of Italy
>Seattle
>Chink capital of USA

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Why'd you suck off that nigger?

Unpackaged particulate masks last for YEARS if not used in extremely humid environments.

Ignorant kraut

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NW montana fag here, I'm thinking we're gonna get ours soon since leafs and WA fags have been crossing our border nonstop looking for hand sanitizer and shit tickets. Bout to start putting nails out in our parking lots I'm fucking sick of these subhumans.

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why burgerfriend?

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Get me out of Tokyo. I gave up a chill life in the American countryside for this bullshit and now I can't go home. Kill me.

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Put the happening

I'm the bag

Trump didn't outsource 90% of medical resources to a hostile foreign state. The neolib order did. This is high treason.

This is the kind of shit that needs to be studied by neurologists.

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good luck, this weekend is going to be crazy for shoppers.

BACK UP, IT'S MINE!

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Some countries are going into a mitigation phase. You don't get tested upon showing symptoms, since it's just assumed you're infected anyway. Over here, if your symptoms worsen you're supposed to contact your family doctor who'll probably set things into motion to get you to hospital. Once there they'll run a test and you'll get added to the statistics.

The fun begins once hospitals are too full and you're left to die at home, which will be before the month ends for a few countries.

Joe Rogan actually thought he was breathing in 145 degree air in the sauna lmoa I can't take him seriously anymore

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Most likely, the US when roused gets shit done fast

There is no fucking way that is a trap.

Real talk: Close family member is working in Chicago IIRC, wants to take a flight back home to see the family and it's WFM anyway. I told them to not take the risk out going outside, taking a plane from the US to Canada, and I also said for my own sake I don't want to get sick from them.
Was that too much? Technically they could stay in one room "quarantined" for 2 weeks. Is it serious enough in Chicago rn to tell them to not come? Should I be more focused on getting the family together now rather than when it's too late?
I'm in Toronto.

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You forgot Florida, Brit nigger

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so the happening cancelled?

stonks are up

Sounds a fat neet pol is fucked

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wtf bros what are we supposed to do with everything shutting down?

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Try me bitch

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We're done

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Bulge is obviously some cheap photoshop edit lmao

>The Palestinian National Authority declared a state of emergency in the West Bank on 5 March.[5] Schools, universities, mosques and churches will be closed for one month.

WHEN PALASTINE DECLARES EMERGENCY BEFORE AMERICA

Are most of you guys just chilling at home?

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Oy vey goyim, I've been doing some napkin calculations based on SO2 concentrations over Italy and it ain't pretty, a body produces 113g of SO2 when cremated and there is a total of 53097.34g within the area, discounting the volume attributable to cooking meatballs and carpaccio this amounts to a grand total of SIX GORILLION bodies that would have had to have been cremated to produce these concentrations.

- The Italian government is massively covering up the amount of dead to avoid spreading panic

- There were many more Italians than we previously thought, since the official figure of sixty million is several orders of magnitude below the actual figure of at least six gorillion

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>there are no passable traps

Sadly there are more and more of these abominations.

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I am not talking about the mask, but the suit.

She's cute
>She's cute
She's a cute
She's cute
>She's cute
She's a cute
She's cute
>She's cute
She's a cute

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all deaths get reported
few % of infections get reported for obvious reasons
0,1% mortality
literally the flu

I appreciate most of these match my own respirator.

Only if there is no activated element in the filter. Any filter that can stop corona will have an activated carbon element which will deteriorate once exposed to air you retarded gook

Saved. Will trade.

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are maggot farms going to be a thing after the collapse of society?

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Man I'd tap that after a couple of beers

>Adams Apple

half mask on the top of my mask is actually from my wood works and I did not buy it for corona brainlet and this

It's the only genuinely good art of her tbqh
Everything else is tumblr tier garbage

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Hello AOC-tier Socialism

Corona Chan is dropping off a new supply of toilet rolls

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Literally wrong.

Activated carbon has a shelf life of 5, and a use life of 2 years, and those are pessimistic figures to avoid lawsuits. Real numbers are double that.

Get rekt son.

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its just ciphers anons

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Where was this?

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That's Yas Forums fucked then
>39 year old male
>obesity
>existing psychiatric conditions

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what filter you got there?

the lack of anything like Beijing tier pollution or paint in the air makes the filters last a lot longer than usual

Honestly, this virus make me so angry about people.
I saw someone on facebook posting how life is more important, so cut down on activities outside, cancel your travel plan even if it costs money, protect your children, etc.
For a 3% death rate virus, or even lower due to incomplete testing for people that cured themselves.

And the worst of all?
The person that posted this is a smoker.
A FUCKING SMOKER.
I don't fucking see this smoker said anything about protecting life by not smoking, which is way higher cancer rate that causes death, and it even affect people around.
I lost hope to these sheeples.
buying into fear mongering while ignore other actual problems.

Depends on how conscious you family is of the threat. If you got a dumbass who wants to show up without doing a strict quarantine they're going to get you sick.

raidergang report in

i'd smash sober

15 March on my records

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>beans

>chilling
more like freaking the fuck out.

lmao nice boots, faggot. What level are you?

It's almost like the chinks are subhuman bugs and should not be allowed to leave their containment country.

Look what I found in the KJV

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you only need the p3 filer part and no charcoal filter for corona dum dum and this

>3% death rate virus
That's like 1 in 33.
Wanna do a 4 in 33 with your family?

Where else would we be? Hanging out with friends? The club?

Does smoking weed make you immune?

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the administration trusted the CDC to do its fucking job. it failed spectacularly so now it's private industry's turn. we'll see how it pans out but I'm optimistic.

they're like that because they're living in a comfy world where nothing really that bad can happen, it's either that or they can't be bothered to be stressed about the thing because of problems they're already facing. But I mean just take a look at it from a far, they probably lived a sheltered life, stuff like this only happens in movies and on tv, they don't consider the possibility of it happening to them

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This, also I thought Northern Italy's health system is completely collapsing. Where are the videos? Surely there's something. The goddess is cute, but weak.

We were made for this NEET bros

I would have guessed San Francisco.

Damn. How many larps have I seen abt Seatlle and now this.

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Being peak comfy at home specifically

Shut the fuck up and lurk more

Filters have a 2 year lifespan in the original packaging. I use these things every day at work. We have to toss any filters past the expiry or with ripped packaging. If you cant guarantee it works what's the point

This is more contagious than the flu.
1% of the world population gets the flu every year and that means 600,000 flu deaths.

This could potentially spread MUCH, MUCH more. 2/3rd of the population could get it. Hospitals get overwhelmed and suddenly you are not looking at a 0.1% death rate as in Germany but a 5% death rate as in Northern Italy and Wuhan.

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>mom was in contact with someone who tested positive
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAKE IT STOP

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Chrona-chan file grows hourly. Keep posting them

Practice targets

I think I saw one of those Polish masks on asmc.

Still waiting for them to be back in stock.

it'll stop soon user
just as your lungs

Leviticus 11, don't eat bats.

3% chance means on average 1 out of 33 people dies.

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Singapore, Japan, Hong Kong and South Korea are next to China and can apparently contain this thing.

Europe is on the other side of the planet and now granny might die if she goes out on the street.

REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OUR INCOMPETENT ELITE

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Some fresh OC

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>A-user we're sorry, you were right
>If anyone knows what to do, it'll be you
>Can you please prepare us
Feels good man.
>Since my benevolence exceeds your doubt, I will share my services this one time.
I slowly prepped for myself but now my family has stopped calling me names and asked me to prep for them.

Old Testament. Pfff. “Rise Peter, kill and eat.” Acts 10:13

El Salvador will inherit the earth and rebuild civilization.
Don't make the same mistakes we did. Be better than us.

>tfw when you have 7200 litres of sweet O2

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More threads then years.

sorry bruh no can do but maybe head out to okutama and chill in the hills? love that area

only if you can pull off that look without looking like a fuckwit.

AAAAAAAAAA

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GET HER TESTED NOW
IT'S NOT TOO LATE

Based Ramirez

C O C A I N E

Housemate and has sore throat couple of days gets body aches goes to the doctor. Doctor says ta all good just common cold. Is doctor right?

Yes. The Dems fought Trump on the travel restrictions and complained from the git-go. They slowed him down. They are to blame.

Are these people crazy? How is possible that there are the same cases in Ohia than in the entire world combined?

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Look retardo, I'll make it simple so you understand.

Particulate filters last a LONG ass time.

Combo filters which also have glass fiber or similar membranes for vapors, chemicals, organic chemicals etc, THATS what the expiration date is for.

If you keep it between 10-30 degress in a dry cupboard it will be fine.

Do you realize N95's are never in sealed packaging? Use your noggin kid.

NOT MOMMY
FUUUUUUCK

>youtube.com/watch?v=lBSrMvjgfQc

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Will do fuck all if you get the severe symptoms, Italy's putting everyone on oxygen but it's respirators they need for the severe cases

I would undress it until I saw the benis... then I would probably commit murder....

Spread the blessings of our Lady, brothers.

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Is doing a strict quarantine in one house viable? Like, keep him in his bedroom and give him food by the door (other bedrooms are on the same floor and it's hardly airtight doors though). Like even if it's airborne the virus won't literally crawl under the space between the bottom of the door and the floor to get us in the hallway right?

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just a flu bro
until it's not a flu anymore and you're coofing with a bilateral pneumonia

Go to Tashirojima and hang with the cats

ya I'm fiddling around with my new gun and enjoying the sound it makes when I open the slide and then hit the slide stop

ask if they could drive instead?

Can't wake up

go on ebay. they are cheap and you can they are new for surples stuff and pretty nice, even with a drinking tube and just buy good new filters

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Not even close Seattle and Vancouver are chink central.

State of alert will be declared tomorrow, I imagine they will restrict freedom of movement too. But you can never know, our government is beyond retarded anyways.

light a match ol chap

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that has to be fake you can buy glove at harbour freight .. there is no shortage on gloves

america went full, "why contain it?" mode.

at least one faggot who have enough O2. For one person.

China is lying and the US did nothing to prevent the spread

Peanut butter (and crackers), sardines, legumes, rice, bag of potatoes

THE YEAR IS 2027

TP HAS GONE EXTINCT

AN ANCIENT EVIL KNOW AS HUGE MONGUS HAS AWAKEN...

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What kinda filter are you using I can't read the number under 3m

add Indiana shit head

We have no fucking idea how many cases are in the entire world combined

It is a dirty job, but somebody has to do it. At least employment is up.

Have fun with your pleb n95 filters rice nigger. I thought you were using real filters my bad

dry cough and fever are the issue

Stop browsing Yas Forums and go back to work faggot.

You're obviously neglecting your duties right now.

Yeah, I'm thinking of going shopping with full protective gear though

That number was overexaggerated. The media wants views obv

because the virus was made in the US

>Not even close Seattle and Vancouver are chink central

>are

the particulate filtering charcoal will last and thats the one that matters for coronavirus around 0.3 microns in size.

if you bought a hardshell 3M filter, as long as it says P100, its good to go for a couple of years at least.

Relax your ass.

...you have to know that it fits before you stake your life on wearing it, fucking retard.

Im not a doctor so i couldn't tell you that. But if you were reasonable to the point of making sure you sanitize the locations that person interacts with, you should be fine.
However in the OP they are saying it can last on surfaces for days so who the hell knows.

>Is doing a strict quarantine in one house viable?
yes, but not in yours.
he'd have to have his own toilet, water and food to last for two weeks.

Yeah

Fever + dry cough are the 2 core symptoms of Gorona

hardly anyone is being tested anywhere
so no one really knows how many people are actually infected

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bruh you going to intubate yourself too?

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Uh...

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"real" filters
>uses full abc filters for corona
lmao

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wtf are you talking about?
The USA got it inb4 Italy did and we have 50 deaths of mostly sickly boomers and 1600 cases where most feel nothing at all.
PM Blackface's wife has it ffs.

Npr is covering respirators and n95. Better get yours now

Ohio has 13 confirmed. She is guessing...like how places that test a lot like SK have TONS of cases but few relative deaths.

Based schizo.

My coworker was laughing today that this virus will disappear in next two weeks and I didn't even know what to answer lmao

How do we deal with chinks?

>Headache, sore throat and difficult to breath
>i use the public transportation everyday
Am i just dead already? I don't have a fever, if anything my temperature seems to be dropping and my body isn't aching

YIKES

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*coofs*

don't coof on me

36yo boomer here. can someone explain traps to me? is it really a boy or a girl? why are all their features so feminine but they have a dick. and they're pretty, but what is it literally

Lol no
Shut in with severe health problems
I'm fucked if this hits
But meh

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Coofer intentionally coofed on 60 people on a train in oslo. All have been quarantined

The US is barely testing anyone retard

Get ready Italy, we are coming for that first position

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>There is no fucking way that is a trap.
user, I...

>land
>>Ohio
>>Kentu


That's it I WORK FOR A DOCTOR HE SAY THAT ONLY 1000 KITS WERE SENT TO MICHIGAN , OHIO, INDIAN TO SHARE.. HE CLAIMS PROBALY 10K IN MICHIGAN.. THEY ARE NOT TESTING .. TRUMP FUCKED US

fuck
coof coof coof

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The virus is airborne, so you cannot use the air conditioning unit if it circulates through the apt/house—-think Diamond Cruise ship

Correction train on the way to bergen

Yeah but the problem is that if you start to look for numbers in a case as big as this then the same one will pop up a bunch of times.