/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2026

In the middle of a worldwide happening and I'm feeling comfy as fuck.
This is the power of the NEET

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>0 deaths in Brazil

nothing burger

>China has a lower one-day death toll peak than Italy, despite having a billion people
China unironically based

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Anyone have the webm of Trump dressed up as a doctor, and Pence a nurse?

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

GET THE FUCK BACK, IT'S MINE, IT'S ALL MINE!!!!

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peru has now 38 cases (10 new cases today)

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Trump will test positive.
Pence taking over as POTUS.
Elections suspended.

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Garlic WORKS!!!
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Garlic Sauce: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4266250/pdf/ibpc-7-071.pdf

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>even chinese know they're not people
based?

At what point in time will we know if this is actually the big one or not?

epicentro.iss.it/coronavirus/bollettino/covid-19-infografica_eng.pdf

which one of you rascals did this

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You guys think Bill is shitposting in /cvg/ from time to time?

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Kys Chang

Spain is next. It's hitting all the loser countries first.

Don't call it a grave, it's the future you chose

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Lil Uzi Vert Vs the world 2 just dropped I could die happy

>he didn't buy the dip

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is it too late to prep, guys?

the retards overreacting will be the ones to die as they starve while surrounded by toilet paper

>number one region

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meanwhile 2 deaths here with less confirmed cases
It all depends on age and medical equipment I guess

Goddamn, that guy was such a fucking asshole. The scene where he tries to convince the townspeople that the shark they caught was the same one eating people pisses me off so much.

Why so fucking long?
All these happenings with a multi year timeline.
God damn it, work some overtime and get this shit over with.

México has 18 cases now!!!!!

My Colombian friend says no one cares at all about this. Business as usual. What’s gonna happen in SA bros?

>Dr. Henry said the staff members had no contact with patients, and an investigation is currently underway to determine where they contracted the virus from.
How did the Vancouver hospital admins catch it if they had zero contact with patients??

I want corona chans pussy bros

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Some more info about Italy's deaths.
iss.it/documents/20126/0/Report per COVID 2019_ITA_Draft_2020-03-13_FINAL.pdf
It's in Italian so here's a recap.
Out of a sample of 1016 deaths, the median age was 79.4, 71.6% were male, 28.4% female.
Lethality by age in pic related, 5.8% median mortality rate. Only 2 people under age 40 died so far, both had other medical conditions aswell.
Lombardy is by far the region with most deaths (75%), north of Italy.
Underlying medical conditions were present in the vast majority of cases. Out of a sample of 268 deaths, only 3 died of just COVID19 (1.1%). 70 (26.1%) had at least one more medical condition, 69 at least 2 (25.7%), 126 had 3 or more underlying medical conditions (47.0%).
The most common of these conditions are high blood pressure (205 cases, 76.5%), type 2 diabetes (100 cases, 37.3%), ischemic heart disease (100 cases, 37.3%), atrial fibrillation (71 cases, 26.5%).
Most common symptoms of the virus are dyspnoea, or shortness of breath (83%), fever (80%) and cough (45%). In rare cases diarrhea (4%) and hemoptysis (4%).
Most common complications of COVID19 are respiratory failure (98.8%), shock (22.9%), severe kidney damage (16.9%) and severe infection (10.8%).

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Once we hit that point there will be no doubt

probably the
>muh 33!!!
poster

bbc.com/news/magazine-33283694
Make no mistake, chinks will continue to eat their own pets and whatever other animals that crawl out of the sewer they get their frying oil from, despite the recent words that China is going to ban this type of thing.

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colombia
+3 new cases just announced
so today +7
total +16
what a fucking retarded government, stop letting people come here from europe already, we were doing great.

China has beaten the virus
Prove me wrong

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youtu.be/89Aa_83qa0g
LIVE NOW

gematriaeffect.news/event-201-the-coronavirus-outbreak-why-were-protesting-at-the-bill-melinda-gates-foundation-in-seattle-washington-march-13-2020/

nope just go early AM to smaller stores, normies are still obsessing over pasta and tp.

The testing situation here is a 3.6 roentgen scenario. In Canada they aren't testing anybody who hasn't travelled.

Is it all a fraud?

>youtube.com/watch?v=lBSrMvjgfQc

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/r/ Corona wearing this outfit. If anyone feels like drawing her!

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Both were boomers with weak health (history of pneumonia and damaged lungs) that came from the epicenter in Italy

he's Gary

Your invader pets will rape your wife's daughter, and Merkel will respond by cracking down on right-wing extremism.
*politicians laugh in the background*

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TFW you work at Sam's Club in the meat department... opening shift, have all the meat/store to yourself for 5 hours.. but be exposed to the mobs for 3 hours

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Which one of you madlads did this in Sheridan college?

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*China has eaten the virus
Prove me wrong

If you suck your own dick (and swallow) every day for 2 weeks straight, you can’t get it. My uncle works at the CDC.

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Is it safe to order from the McDonald's drive-through?

If you are reading this you have most likely been infected with the Corona Virus, the most important thing is that you stay calm.

BREAKING: Christchurch Mosque attack memorial service called off due to Covid-19 coronavirus concerns

rnz.co.nz/news/national/411729/mosque-attack-memorial-service-called-off-due-to-covid-19-coronavirus-concerns

Pretty sure china has millions dead

>71.6% were male, 28.4% female.

true if large

Meat area, Walmart in southeastern Mass, a few minutes ago.

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you are very late. You should be able to get some canned scraps tonight, but its over after that.

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When power and water stop working and won't start again in your lifetime.

So they’ve found that most people who did have hypertension.
Hypertension affects:

> older people
>fatter people
>those who drink a lot.

I think I just discovered why Italy is so badly affected.

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ps thanks for this

HEY PREPPERS
HAND OVER ALL YOUR TOILET PAPER OR THINGS ARE GONNA GET UGLY FOR YOU

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