Late night /balk/ corona thread

I would also not step into any hospital.
Chinese numbers are real, they sent multiple delegations from WHO and Western govs to learn from what they did.
And they are dismantling all these makeshift hospitals.

>reaching 100
fratelini, daca nu ti-ai dat seama ca am trecut de 100 de acum mult timp, e cam grav.

in the novel "bridge on Drina" even Turks were eating bacon with onions

2 politicians confirmed up until now, tomorrow they will run tests for every single one when they will meet to vote for the new Government. Also, real numbers are more than likely up to the hundreds, our medical staff is still not testing asymptomatic people at all, only men and women that have traveled to red zones or have had contact with confirmed cases.

Is CRO closing down borders soonish and shutting down like Austria?

uite , sunt constient. Avem in cel mai bun caz cateva sute, in cel mai rau caz cateva mii.

1337 check, and if the chinese arent lying thats good, because 2% death rate sounds really good for a pandemic.

Okay, here's what Austrian PM Kurz said 2 days ago when they were at 400 patients:
End of the week or Monday we'll be at 1000, end of next week 10.000 and Italian style numbers.
If you test in a similar amount as Austria does you can estimate how it'll go in your country.

dunno, cars are not allowed to cross but individuals are

I react to every cough like I heard a gunshot

Sorry, Yas Forums should introduce Srpska as a meme flag so we can tell you apart.

imi zicea bunica mea ca au un caz in comuna lor de 5000 ocupanti. ar fi chair aiurea daca e adevarat, dar daca e adevarat ar insemna ca chiar sunt mii de cazuri prin tara. alta chestie e ca guvernul chinei stia de coronavirus macar din noiembrie 2019, deci a fost o luna in cat timp oamenii posibil infectati din china puteau sa plece oriunde prin lume, cea ce ar fi foarte rau

Open the fucking borders, hoću kući za Uskrs

more than 150.000 diaspora faggots have entered the country in the last two weeks, most of them coming from Italy, Spain and Germany. A huge number of these reside in rural areas, where testing is not available and where authorities will look at the symptoms and classify them as "regular flu". If people die in rural areas, we won't even know about them and they will be classified as regular flu deaths. Real numbers are way higher than those reported, but we simply do not have the capability to mass test like Italy and South Korea did - we only have 3k test kits available as of today. Unofficially, we already have a couple of deaths from this, in Hunedoara.

Digits
Just chugging TONS of rakija for preventive measures. Got a date on Sunday, I don't want to miss out on that...

Especially considering it hit them unexpectedly, where they first had to figure out that it was a new virus.
Death rate was really only that high in the initial areas where it spread a long time without being detected.
So it will probably be 1% or less.
And one more thing, the hardest hit Italian area, Lombardi reported today zero new infections: This can only happen when there's either zero social interaction or there's already herd immunity because most people went through it.
847 deaths for an area where 10.07 million people live isn't that catastrophic as we've thought it could be.

>Chinese numbers are real
You are naive. If a communist said good afternoon to me I would look up in to the sky to see if it's really afternoon.

>durkey only 2 cases
Feels good man

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uite , virusul deja s-a raspandit prin toata tara din cauza retardatilor din diaspora care au venit inapoi inainte sa se implementeze carantina cu escorta de la frontiera. Majoritatea celor veniti din Italia si Spania cel putin s-au raspandit prin mediul rural, in toate judetele. In Bucuresti avem doar cateva focare active din cauza boomerului de la MAI si urmatorul cel mai afectat oras e Clujul. Daca pana saptamana viitoare autoritatile nu raporteaza nici un deces, inseamna ca mint de ingheata apele si numarul real nu o sa se stie niciodata, poate doar daca o sa extrapolam din numarul de morti provocate de gripa sau raceala.

I mean the deaths are still very tragic, but it is far from 1%. I hope that's the worst we'll see in Europe and other health care systems wont collapse because the other countries finally got their shit together after seeing what happened in Italy.

Eating пљeџa after gym... Absolutely disgusting.

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Why not? 250g meat.

Schools, colleges, cinemas, theaters, malls etc shut down. Cafes and Restaurants only doing takeout/delivery.

We 're at 190 cases, 5 intubated in the ICU, 1 dead. First 2 cases officially "recovered" and were released from hospital.

Good thing, only 11 "orphan" infections (meaning people infected who haven't traveled and imported the virus/or are in the contact circles of those that have). Bad thing, we can be schizo (colleges shut down, sun came out, everyone congregated to cafes to help spread the virus)

Mate, a distant family member of mine was in Veneto and returned to a rural town one day before they locked down Italy.
She and her husband are 70+ years old as most people in this little town.
These people are just irresponsible and retarded, there's nothing I can do about it.

ati vazut video-clipul ala in care diasporenii care veneau acasa agresau politia de frontiera, ca cica "de ce trebuie sa stau EU in carantina?" "tu stii cine sunt eu fraiere? cine esti tu sa ma detii la granita pe mine"
vreau sa imi cer scuze pentru comportamentul diasporenilor astia, chiar imi e jena sa port acest titlu de diasporean

>Why are you running?
instead of
>Where are you running?

2/10

My two cousins also went to Milan and Nice couple of weeks ago. Fucking zoomers, rrrreši koronu.

пa штo пишeш вaтикaницoм пeдepy?

youtube.com/watch?v=W6oQUDFV2C0

>albania has a dead already
sure it wasn't by a fucking gyppo or albo chimping out in a hospital and setting them on fire?

Did you hear about that one guy in North Korea that got infected?

I could imagine albos setting corona virus patients on fire or spontaneously stoning them to death.

Get rid of your nigger shit first, meme flag

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Sup
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Getting married in August, still have shit to do and organize but it looks like it's gonna be pic related

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yes, probably more. i'm sure best korea can actually fight this better than anyone else

what is the bottle cap to pubes exchange ratio?

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part and parcel, really

Are you maybe a fellow Vlah by any chance?

Depends, if they're Scott Tenorman's, I don't want them

Yeah just like the Polish are gonna do good work at your border with Turkey. I saw somewhere that they were listening to Roki Vulović in the bus.

10:00AM One person in North Korea infected
10:02AM 0 infections in North Korea
01:15PM One person in North Korea infected
01:17PM 0 infections in North Korea

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kek, based. hope they actually take greek orders and not frontex, though.

There it is, found it.
Translate this:

Ha гpчкo-тypcкy гpaницy пpиcтиглa и гpyпa пoљcких пoлицaјцa кoји cy зaјeднo ca cвoјим гpчким кoлeгaмa зayзeли пoзицијe кa мигpaнтимa, кoји ce нaлaзe ca тypcкe cтpaнe гpaницe.
Heзвaничнo, y јeднoм oд миниyбyceвa ca кoјим cy Пoљaци дoшли нa гpaницy мoгao ce чyти и чyвeни Poки Byлoвић

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God forbid, Posavina majka

Well, there was a 50/50 chance. Had to ask.
Why god forbid? Do you know any of my fellow Vlah people?

We are up to 95 cases

I am partly Vlah, born in Vienna. But I speak almost nothing.
We loose the language 2 gens after moving away.

O Doamne, Dumnezeule

My friend, I believe there is a lot more than a 50/50 chance
I did met some indeed, let's just say they were not really friendly guys

Do you guys reckon a lot of us probably already got the virus but cause we are young we didnt have problems

>RO in id
nice

im coofing hard lads idk if its corona or just that the weather is fucking with me

i did saw couple of chinks yestrday

That's why I am saving money and later buying some property in homeland. Don't want my kids to forget our language, culture, where they come from and become foreigners

>We loose the language 2 gens after moving away
Yeah, I know. All the zoomers speak German when I go to my grandparets village in the summer.

>Spunje čiki danke

Djocko Harizmatovic, dbi

Fikson Delenvinj, dbi

CRNI MACORI...

DBIIIIIIIII

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based

Rest in peace user

Based ethno nationalist

Kek, have a you, but you still owe dembts Costas.

Why is Crna Gora so pure?

cum pula mea sa te intorci din italia si germania in romania cand stii exact care e situatia spitalelori si sistemul medical ...

They also get offended when I call them auslanders

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see

>We loose the language 2 gens after moving away.
True.

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