HAPPENING! CALIFAGS QUARANTINES IN FULL EFFECT

>247,5 deaths
Wait, how do you have half a death? Zombie mutation confirmed?

Read it again.

How can you have 247,5 deaths?

That's what I was wondering

>buying honey bunches of oat in bulk
Based

Retarded ESLs, theres 247 cases of infected, 5 deaths

>cases rise to 247,5 deaths
>247,5 deaths
>two hundred and forty seven and a half deaths
I don't understand which part you don't get. Must be the common core.

Hey I live close to that Costco

>2475 deaths
Wow.

Epidemic explosive diarrhea

Run to the Ocean!

WHY IN THE FUCK ARE FUCKING BRAINLETS BUYING ALL THE GOD DAMN TOILET PAPER YOU CAN'T EAT OR DRINK IT

the shart meme is real, euros I concede with that meme it's all yours

This. I'm out of PT tho

why is everyone freaking out??? its literally jus like the flu

*the common cold

Those are rookie numbers, Corona chan has to pump them up!

the Virgin TP buyer vs the Chad Asshole Showerer

>247,5
>,5
who's this poor halve dead fucker they talk about?

They're probably married with daughters.

Eats, shoots and leaves

Coronapoos aka sheeple at their best.

I like how water "runs out" do people not have faucets in the house any more?

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Wiping is for savages.

checked.

AAAAAAAH I'M GONNA POOOOOOOP!!!!

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>drinking chlorinated toilet water
Yeah, what are these people, fucking idiots?

>Salts let you fast indefinitely
What?

Tell me about the 0 calorie a day salt diet where you don't fucking die.

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>the US has no drinking water on tap in every home
ABSOLUTE
THIRD
FUCKING
WORLD

>imagine having to choose between food and toilet paper

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How do people poop and fart loudly with other people in the stalls next to them? I always flush the toilet when I'm about to drop some logs or fart so that nobody can hear. But I occasionally sit next to people who just unload a torrent of shit and farts and they have absolutely zero shame. Don't get it.

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It's called a salt water fast and it's all the rage. Lose weight while you wait out the apocalypse.

It's 247 cases and 5 deaths. Newsfolk refuse to use the word "and" for whatever retarded reason.

last night at my local mart

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its bulky, is a fire hazard, and isn't an essential, soap is, laundry detergent is

One half death. American education

>247, 5 deaths
???

How do you get half a death? And why is this published in Euro format? WTF fake and gay

Taco Tuesday's are a bitch.

That's not how you communicate that at all. Now go shill your poorly written article elsewhere.

i'm looking up now what?

How can you have half a death? Did a nigger die or something?

MRE's fucking WHEN

Based jimmyboys poster.

This thread is proof that Yas Forums is just migrant brainlets with limited english skills, jesus christ. They really aren't sending their best.

>247,5
That was confusing as fuck. Journalists are such fucking morons.

There have been 247 cases, which led to 5 deaths. Took me a sec to figure it out too, but at least I figured it out. Idiot.

Moron didn’t consider what he was writing. He means 247 cases and 5 deaths.

why do people buy water? don't they have wells?

why does she have cancer on her face and stretch marks on her tits so young in life

Everyone understands its just an exceptionally unclear headline that takes at least a second read to parse correctly

>247,5
So america allowing retarded kids to write news? You should use "and" here instead of coma.

deaths

Wrong, it says " 247,5 " you illiterate kraut

>bulky
One pack is like half a years worth for a person.
>fire hazard
Oatmeal, tea bags, sugar and all those plastic bottles you stacked at home are also flamable.
>isn't essential
I'm not stepping into the shower everytime I shit.

English doesn't use a comma as a decimal point so it's hardly unclear in the way people are taking it here.

LMAO looks like you missed out? No toilet paper for you stinky

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No most don’t. Most are on munincipal war

Lol, why do people waste so much money on paper towels. Just get kitchen rags/towels that you can wash.

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It is the result of them being kikes. Every extra letter used in print costs more paper and ink, so they are always pushing their "reporters" to minimize word usage.

>missed the whole not die part

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24,750 deaths?That's a lot! No other country currently has 247,500 deaths right now. How did you even get to 2,475,000 deaths in just a month?

Yes, water bottles are always bursting into flames unlike dry paper.

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>plenty of brita filters
People do realize there is an emergency crew that gets locked into all utility operation areas in case of an outbreak, right? Water and power will continue to work.

I have a few hundred rolls in my storage unit, I was just checking out what it looked like last night because of others posting pics. I did pick up a fuck load of beans though.

Thanks for your concern!

I do refrigeration and they called off a job my company was going to do because they are having trouble keeping the shelves stocked so they didn't want us getting in the way of the night restock crew

Because women that get thicc quickly get stretch marks, virgin.

You're taking a shit. You're a fucking hairless chimpanzee.

Nobody cares.

>it’s a fire hazard
>just ignore the extra boxes of food I have

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Plastic doesn't have to be filled with water. If you have carpet or wallpaper, a pack of toilet paper won't make a bit of difference in case of fire.
Ironically, toilet paper might even be better of in a housefire than plastic bottles of actual water, since TP is commonly stored in the bathroom, a tiled room. While water bottles are often found in the kitchen, which is where many, many fires begin.

>hairless
speak for yourself you low T wallaby

This is the hill you're planning to die on, you autistic retard?