/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2025

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>142783 infected
>5374 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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BUMP

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Some 1 day stale OC

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NGMI

bro just wash your hands you'll be fine trust me

What the fuck is wrong with Boomers?
>dad in nursing home
>decided to visit today
>all the geriatrics watching the news
>every single one of them complaining about toilet paper

What new laws will the guvment enact because of this? Hoping for mandatory paid sick leave

>Saudi Arabia swarmed by a biblical tier plague of locus
>streamable.com/scrfo

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>went to sleep with chest pain last night
>had a dream about being sick

I-i--it's just a dream right bros, right??

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Well if we're still trapped inside in June, at least we can play the remaster.

Fucking Christ, reading this I could hear his bleaty voice in my mind

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Caribbean is filling up quickly now.

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enough TP, useless mask and where is the food retard ngmi

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I’m ready

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WE NEED MORE TOILET PAPER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Go to the small local store couple of hours ago
>See this

All of the bread has been bought up. All of it. Only thing left was some doughnuts.
My mother said she saw the same thing as she visited a different store last night, big ass store too.
Seems like instead of toilet paper Finns are panic buying all of the bread they can get their hands on.
Have other Finns noticed a similar thing?
This is really weird to witness.
Thank fuck I got all of my food already weeks ago.

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hmm

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I hope someone goes and fucks them up

since it's a biowar thing, does that mean the US is within its right to fire biowarfare weapons at china now?

based

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is 20 euros worth for 500 ml hand desinfection?

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Excruciating cope

100+ Danes got infected after visiting an Austrian ski resort

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If food runs out in supermarket, can I eat my cat food? Also if that runs out, can I eat my cat?

I'm just glad this board is finally getting redpilled on Trump.

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Godlike

dreams often tell the future

never thought of that

Are people using bread to replace toilet paper now?

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SOMEONE PLEASE REPOST THE JFK IF ONLY POST

No

How do you explain the surge in hospital beds in Italy and China?

We've been redpilled on Trump since 2016

>accidentally bump toilet and have some rolls fall in

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Get fucking out WuMao

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Yes and yes.

>Israel was developing a vaccine BEFORE the outbreak
>Let's call it pure luck :^)

What did they mean by this bros?

twitter.com/jamesperloff/status/1238220823317676033

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Are we doomed?

they're probably mostly silent generation not boomers, to be honest
75 years old+ is silent generation, not boomers

>that file name
Show flag kike

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>is 20 euros worth for 500 ml hand desinfection?
I paid it for 300ml but it's really hard to find here

Eat your cat before the cat food, there will be more nutrients in a non-starving cat.

yes

Reminder that care homes in Canada teach nursing orderlies to fold sanitary wipes 16 times to wipe an old people. You resd that right they use the same wipe 16 times even if it has shit and piss on it.

i'm cooming to your mask packs

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Tfw dreaming about female ghosts, tfw they're probably banshees

>to enter the marketplace

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But did you get your bread weeks ago?

I went to the store 20 minutes ago for some chicken tendies and they SOLD OUT. strop this nothing burger hype REEEEEEE

SHOW FLAG FUCKING JEW...GAS THIS SOB

Just lucky bro. They are very smart you know.

Fuck you bucktooth faggot

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I assume the good doctor has studied herd immunity and that people cannot be reinfected by SARS-COV2

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whats the longest you've been without food?

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I’m not taking that shit

What did you expect from jews

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Meme out of ten

looked the same last night where I went.

LOG GRAPH
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wtf, can't you get that from normal pharmacies again, since they are allowed to produce it now?

you can make hydrogen and bleach with a solar panel and some water if it comes down to it

ok pooper

April 11th. Good luck, anons.

what's the best way to prepare a cat for eating?
posting this while cat is asleep in my lap

kys /alter/

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>just wash your hands
the guy is seriously useless. the dems are so much worse though. i hate our government and hope this all turns to shit and total anarchy.

Ive tested it, i can go a whole day but I need water to make it, but after i go to sleep i need to eat in the morning.

Who the fuck uses a roll of tp a day

Don't forget the leaf back in november

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You're right to worry about other concerns like reinfection, but I just wanted to put it out there because I had yet been able to find someone to explain how the hell Herd Immunity would work or why any country would seriously try to use it. But this makes sense of it all now.

NO TEST, BURGERS
ONLY PRAYS

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Two days ago I started coughing, yesterday I started getting my lugs slightly cluttered and feeling tired, today I was with my nose running all day.
However, I am now feeling a lot better.
I do not feel as tired anymore, I stopped coughing and I'm blowing less and less my nose.
I think I had Corona-chan but I was able to fight her over.
I feel myself growing stronger now!
Thank you, Corona-chan!

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It´s bullshit. Typical joo snake oil.
ONLY thing that can cure SARS2 is your own immune system and the suppression of the Cytokine storm that actually kills you.
Megadoses of Vitamin C & D do that trick well enough for the average person.
The weak must die.

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No way NZ is 5. Shitty commies hiding numbers

Hebrew was the language spoken by Jesus, user; therefore whatever you're talking about is something good.

The board has been for a while
Just the paid /ptg/ shills are paid so have loud voices

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Peru has 10 new cases
38 in total
one in intensive care

And the virus lab explosion in October.

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>France 3,661
So, 10k on Tuesday and still no concrete action appart from
>HURR DURR work at home goyim!

By the looks of it I'd say they are.
Not sure why the normies are buying it instead of rice and pasta.
Bread doesn't even stay good for that long. Like a week or something and it's done.

Luckily I don't eat bread.
I think it's fairly useless calories that add nothing to your meal.

Imagine what it's going to look like when the panic really sets in.

Yes. Even if it doesn't kill all of us, the economy everywhere is severely fucked. There are less jobs now and the recession is inevitable.

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

FUCKIING YES OH NOOOOOOOO AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

WE ARE FUCKING DOOMED

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n-no

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The closest apostles of Jesus were Jews; therefore whatever you're talking about is something good.

You don't get lasting immunity to coronaviruses.

6-12 months of antibodies at most. Which means you'll get it again when it comes around. You don't want to get it again.

I mean September.

I thought these things grow exponentially? Why is it seemingly polynomial?

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corona is just a nothingburger

This is some schizo shit.

Will Spain close its borders/ restrict travel tomorrow? Are people really fleeing the big citys over there already?
My Parents are on vacation there (torrevieja ), I already educated them on the situation and my siblings and me must now convince them to come back tomorrow morning.
When will the cabinet to declare the state of emergency/alert be held anyway?

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day
Do americans really?

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>president telling the masses to pray
Anyone else feel the hairs on their back of the neck stand up? Like holy shit

Our media reports that China has almost cured all of covid-19. What the hell? Do they realy belive it?

>pure luck
JUST A COINCIDENCE GOY

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does mommy merkel know of your spicy illegal opinions?

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If US closes the border Canada starves. Don't you dare do it Americans.

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I forgot about that

learn math

Lmao BOOMERS GETTING DABBED ON

Wormwood strikes.

>Alright Yas Forums
more paper

totally yes

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i realised something
>Now in europe and America is winter, meaning that probably the number will be lower while is summer
>however, the focus will be in the south hemisphere and probably have more numbers since health care is terrible in most of them.
>Now it will last until mid spring, and probably a lot will travel to the north hemisphere again, since i don´t think governments want to keeps flights suspended during a whole year.
>Corona rinses again in Europe
>Rinse and repeat .

This is going to be a long term until there is a legit vaccine

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US army mass deployment in Italy .. and whole EU .. right now!

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>The Ides of March

>Mexico will pay for the wall unironically

Welcome to the last days, anons.

>Denmark has 874 ventilators

Are we gonna make it with no deaths?

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DAY
OF
THE
RAKE

buy vodka instead

>Premier League and British Football cancel games
>Multiple UK universities cancel human contact seminars and lectures
>Care homes begin to cancel visits to the elderly

Boris Johnson must be seething that organisations are acting when the UK government isn't

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I've heard the Chinese are planning to use TP for making makeshift masks, that's why they are stockpiling it

They probably have a treatment if numbers are not faked.