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Roasties are officially having meltdowns over Corona Virus Pandemic
Elijah Brooks
William Williams
>woman seeks attention and loses it when she can’t have any
Women are overgrown children at their absolute very best
Nathaniel Murphy
I have seven weddings on the agenda this season, and I’m fully expecting a few to get canceled. There just won’t be anyway around international travel bans.
Joshua Ortiz
kek, wahmen don't seem to take this shit seriously at all, even the ones in my family
Liam Gonzalez
>planning a wedding 15 months in advance
why?
just get married, no need to make a spectacle of it.
Nathaniel Cooper
>The world is collapsing and these stupid whores can only worry about superficial shit
Like clockwork
Michael Young
That won’t look good if they actually die from the Coronavirus.
Levi Moore
Yeah I've had a few brides call my store making sure none of their reservations were cancelled. They aren't but if this Virus keeps up I suspect their venues are going to cancel the weddings due to the amount of money they'd spend disinfecting and sterilizing.
t. Work at a mens tuxedo rental and suit retail shop
Jack Flores
Because it's her day dammit! When else will a woman ever have the chance to be the center of attention?
Jeremiah Turner
What kind of a moron marries a woman?
Isaac Ward
>Not having a 120 month engagement followed by 24 month wedding planning after getting started at 28 years old.
Do you even roast?
Henry Sanders
A literal retard. That's why they continue to exist.
Eli Jenkins
What is she gonna post on her instagram?
Ryan Fisher
Nooooo nooo i can't travel the world, fuck brown and black chads or have sex with dogs......
White roasties btfo
Dominic Foster
>he doesn't want guaranteed daily pussy at the low, low cost of $100K+ per year
have sex
Christian Davis
Christopher Rivera
>married women
>daily pussy
optimistic
Aiden Wood
It's some stupid Jew shit meant to make sure people waste all of their money on pointless frivolities.
If a wedding costs you more than $2000 or so you're a piece of human garbage.
Ian Smith
NPCs, non MGTOW, people who like paying divorce/alimony forever, and general retards.
(inb4 the seeth)
Oliver Campbell
Imagine marrying a cum dumpster
James Williams
imagine being a roastie
just awful
Nathaniel Johnson
More like a Dum Cumpster.
Nolan Moore
But it's "HER day", the one day (per marriage) in her life where the world revolves around her more than usual. Why can't people be less selfish? Are they really going to put their health above her?
Landon Long
>more than a year planning the wedding ceremony
lads, time to place your bets on how long it will take till she files for divorce!
Ethan Perry
Checked, keked, and a little "aww" at the cold truth.
Evan Smith
Gabriel Foster
them white bitches don't seem to mind when tyrone has HIV
that is virusophobic
Christian Perez
The roasties that should be panicking the most are single and working mothers. Who's gonna take care of their kids when all the daycares and schools are shut down? My wife stays home with our 3 kids, and we've had to make many sacrifices so that we can afford for only me to work. We still can only afford to rent and not buy, we rarely go out to eat, we drive cars that are 8 and 13 years old. Part of me wants to help out our friends by offering to watch their kids so they can work...
but another part of me thinks that in most of these couples, both husband and wife work decent white collar jobs. They have fancy houses, new cars, eat out all the time and live it up, and can afford it by working while the kids are in school. Why shouldn't they have to make sacrifices once in a while? Maybe it's better for those kids to force their parents to actually take care of them instead of sending them off to daycare.
Connor Cook
Same. They think the government will save them. Hot ones can always suck Chad preppers cock for a tin of deenz tho.
Lincoln Hernandez
>saging with a picture
smoothbrain
Jose Butler
>tfw my wedding is this June
Camden Anderson
That's divorce user. With marriage you waste both family's time and money first
John Nelson
Jesus crist look at the nose on that thing
Christian Moore
dude even if your wife demands it happens, your guests will cancel and not care. cancel it soon and hope you get a refund.
Christian Taylor
But paying exorbitant sums to venues, caterers, dress companies, florists, etc. etc. helps the economy, goy!
Isaac Myers
>Have raw dogged 4 women in 3 days
>3 of which were in their 40s but it's fine
>One of them thanked me rest just let me
AMA
Angel Wilson
>With marriage you waste both family's time and money first
>TFW got married at courthouse for $100.
Parker Rodriguez
Epic
Connor Miller
>spend more than 2000 you're a piece of human garbage
Exactly, I always wonder why the idiots who spends tens of thousands of dollars on weddings don't just use that money towards a home or other worthwhile investment.
Adrian Richardson
do you have a kid?
Ayden Rodriguez
>cancel it soon and hope you get a refund.
We arranged everything ourselves, it's a handfasting ceremony in Scotland with some land booked and everything organised separately - not a bullshit wedding package or whatever. Only guests are close family & friends. Will probably have to cancel but it's hard to explain the money and energy that's wasted now. At least I have over 20 bottles of spirits now that I'd been buying for the wedding, kek. Can barter it for toilet paper.
Jaxon Clark
Not yet. Waiting until after the wedding.
Austin Thomas
Make sure to call it "Epilogue" once you decide to have one.
Noah James
Based rawdog coomer. Breed the spinsters
Dylan Sanders
Where do I find these sultry old sluts? Do you need to engage them in conversation of should I just whip my dick out at everyone who glances in my direction until one says "I can do that." CBT preferred, getting slapped and kicked for exposing my impressively hard 2.5" penis will only make it stronger. Please advise, crooked toothed casanova.
Gavin Turner
Hudson Long
>he can't afford to expend more than $2000 on a wedding
>he can't loose $1 million, his house and his dog after divorce
are you even into marriages?
Christopher Johnson
this tb h
Brayden Stewart
>Entitled roast reeing
>This is news
Alright, red pill dropping time and this will be a fucking long one so buckle in boys, we're going in!
Back in the hunter/gatherer days men would work 10, perhaps 15 hours a week. Doing more was useless if not counterproductive - you had no food preservation, so if you overhunt or harvest now it's wasted and isn't there later. Move or starve.
That 10-15 hours gives men what they want and need... their bread and circuses if you will. And that's the most you could strive for because that was the greatest thing in life.
The reason why men began putting forth more effort is because they were misled and believed that pussy was a prize. A whole lot more additional wagecucking was required so that they could support the wife and 5-10 additional children. Because he spent all of this time and energy on pursuing the material he lacked the time and energy for higher order thoughts. He could not think of society, he could not question it, and he certainly could not change it. This is exactly what those in charge, both Jewish and Gentile desire because if sufficient numbers of men think of changing society those changes likely start with changing who is in charge.
Now look at Current Year and look at the previous few decades before Current Year. You still have people wagecucking hard - in some cases harder than ever. Yet, with the exception of bread and circuses there is less earning money for or spending it on than ever. At the same time bread and circuses are more prevalent than ever and much like the hunter and gatherer times there is nothing worth pursuing beyond that.
The thing is most haven't gotten a clue yet. Their NPC scripts have not downloaded the latest version and they lack a human soul so they can't you know, actually think this through and reach independent conclusions. As soon as they do have a clue - not just the smart men walking away from a bad deal but also the regular men, the entire fucking system collapses.
Camden Fisher
Right now the system is men make, wahmans take. If an individual man does not subsidize an individual female, the thot gets Daddy Government and Daddy Government does a shakedown on a collective of men through taxes... but what happens when THAT fails, because men are putting forth effort only for themselves and because of the regressive income tax there's little or nothing you can still from them. Ironically enough this was one of the first mistakes of female empowerment as it punished success yet rewarded coasting. You don't get imputed income unless you fall for the marriage meme so you can't get taxed on money you never made.
The system breaks if men quit carrying it on their shoulders. So all these #FakeNews gynocentric Jew owned media outlets? Of course they're championing the roasts and they don't realize that much like anything else they champion it actually turns people away from them. As much as some claim MGTOW is a Jew shill operation, divide and conquer, muh white genocide whatever the reality is that the Jew shills are against MGTOW, not for it. They want you having broken families they can manipulate, not no families. They want you paying for multiple houses while living in one, or none. They want you slaving away as a materialistic tax cow good goyim and much like 1984 said wahmans are favored as state enforcers for this and other reasons. They didn't think men would quit thinking with their fucking dicks and not accept a bad deal that no longer serves any purpose and just walk away. They didn't expect that men would seek alternate solutions for the race, like artificial wombs and last but most laughably not least they made a society that hates men and wishes the destruction of men and were surprised and offended when men returned the 2 finger salutes they were given!
Andrew Scott
lol my sister paid for her flight to new vegas to go to her friends wedding but now that trump has banned the uk shes fucked haha
Charles Ramirez
They actually believe men will undertake suicide missions on behalf of their fucking enemies!
Because that's exactly what the roastie, and the tradcuck, and the gynocentric Jew argument is. Go slave away for some thot who is just using and discarding you anyways! Go be a battery in the vibrator of gynocentrism! It doesn't matter how bad a deal it is for you, or for your prospective sons, or for society as a whole. You must be like a fucking bumblebee who dies after sticking it in once. That is a successful man, but avoiding self destruction is a failure. So sayeth the Jews and their shabbos boyim.
And then if they had one fucking iota of self reflection they'd realize it's exactly that sort of narcissistic ego at the expense of everyone else including their own children that is the root cause of the overwhelming majority of boomer hate! Yes that's great dad, you coomed in a fucking hole and she plopped out a crotchfruit. Now do you really fucking think I didn't learn from your mistakes? Do you really think I want my wife treating me the way mom treated you? That's the root cause of boomer hate. You say "Children, fix my problems for me because I'm a cucked ass little bitch and won't do it myself." And the children once they realize that's what you actually said resent you for it. That's the core of boomer hate.
And the tradcuck argument and the roastie argument and the kike argument is that you should use boomers as an instruction manual and not a warning of what happens when you get kids as a utility instead of a family!
Single mother spawn are not gonna give a flying fuck about tradcuckolism or your ideals and your legacy is a fucking pol poster. Congratulations.
The reality is you can't fix this fucking clown world and if you tried your first opponents will be the very tradcucks demanding you save it because they won't answer the Thot Question.
All you can do is point, laugh, and enjoy the decline! We're going full dindu boys!
Zachary Evans
"The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth" - African proverb
Hudson Cooper
I want /lgbt/ to leave
Thomas Howard
just let the podesta watch your kids
Angel Jones
She doesn't want "being married", she wants "marriage". That means one day with princess and backdrop, after which she can plan her exit.
Cooper Kelly
Aaron's rent/own pussy!
Carson Nelson
should marry a black dude since their immune and all his brothas and sistas will be there
Ian Kelly
If you aren't giving a dinner/hosting a party for all your family and friends on your wedding, then you are human garbage who is destined to fail. If you have less than 100 people to invite between yourself and your life, then why are you even alive? Food + Drinks for all these people, even just using your pathetic cabin you call a home as a venue, should cost you at least $10,000.
Extravagance is retarded, but being a pathetic poor cuck is even worse.
Daniel Nguyen
Kek, she’s doing the onions wojak cry face.
Austin Roberts
>all the fucking retards buying into the retard fucking lifestyles of the last 2 decades are going to die
Honestly it's as if Nature itself rose up to crush the degeneracy.
Isaac Jones
>2020
>still falling for the marriage meme
Based and truthpilled.
Adam Rogers
>Social events matter!!!!
you're either a woman or facebook
t. someone that understands the necessity but not your faggotry
Nicholas Turner
thats nice but she will still divorce you and take half so why bother in the first place
Leo Butler
>Family, friends and community don't matter, life revolves around me
>durrrr why am i a pathetic lonely loser at 40
Every culture and age begs to disagree with your retarded modernist opinion. Clear you're atheist scum
Kevin Stewart
Same here. Roommate's gf laughed at us prepping. So sad this fucking cuck won't leave her, she's probably going to kill him through corona.
Thomas Anderson
le tit rally
Brandon Moore
>Falls for the marriage meme
>Is slowly isolated from all existing connections with friends and family
>Gets divorce raped
>Is now hated by former friends and family, and loses health wealth and family
>But you'll be a LOSER if you don't rent that pre owned puss!
Elijah Gray
I already said I understand the necessity of social events pertaining to life goals such as marriage
But you come off as a woman or facebook tier retard in the way you seem to personally prioritise it
guess what faggot this isnt Yas Forums where you can stab in the dark with assumptions of loneliness and get it right
Carter Stewart
Lincoln Jackson
Evan Evans
Logan Perez
Elijah Harris
Lavish weddings are the peak of capitalist excess. Roastoids are Stalin for a while, Bezos in the aisle.
Jason Bell
>brit newborn tests positive
Imagine being born with corona.
Dylan Sanders
Why does /leftypol/ post here?
Dominic King
That was good post
I think propaganda is still way too strong for a good portion of the population to see past the illusion
but you're right and hit a lot of points
the nigger on welfare isn't dangerous to the system and is actually a benefit because it scares producers to maintain jobs pay tax to avoid living around the nigger
the autist on welfare or independently wealthy designing the next economy is beneficial to the whole dangerous to the jew, reigniting old traditions is beneficial to us dangerous to the jew
This is my philosophy with bitcoin
society is bound to regress and it's up to us if we want to catch it or not
I don't think we're responsible for any of this, but we can build something better if we want to
Kevin Reyes
Cripplechan was shut down.
Jayden Mitchell
NOOOOO NOT MY WEDDINGERINO
John Morales
Lel I’m flying to a wedding in like an hour
Fuck corona I’m fucking a brides maid this weekend
Justin Perry
The funny thing is that the second this house of cards of current civilization falls all women will immediately revert to being submissive little sluts who do what they are told. Feminism is only possible in a bubble.
Lincoln Anderson
Reminder that tradition says that the bride's father pays the expenses
Alexander Sanders
really makes you think
logically speaking
Christopher Gray
Do women ever watch their doggos lick their own balls and assholes when they do this?
Caleb Price
Send her a coffin for a gift.
Gabriel Price
his acumen is uncanny for a virgin spergo