/ptg/ President Trump General - Uma Delicia Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump declares Natl State of Emergency over Corona-chan 3/13/20
c-span.org/video/?470351-1/
youtu.be/feycmqjsLNw?t=2630
youtu.be/G6HbxcCb-7g
>TreasSec Mnuchin outside WH 3/13/20
c-span.org/video/?470346-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/13/20
youtu.be/IGIpRnAY1dk
>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 3/13/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141392557001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on F&F 3/12/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141351651001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on MSNBC 3/12/20
youtu.be/a3Co5T7F16E
>Pentagon Press Brief (CENTCOM Comdr USMCGen McKenzie) 3/13/20
dvidshub.net/video/742893/
>Pentagon Press Brief (USFK Comdr ArmyGen Abrams) 3/13/20
dvidshub.net/video/742886/
>StateDeptVideo: Bob Levinson: Hostage in Iran for 13 Years 3/13/20
youtu.be/mbXZMZfV21A
>Pres Trump bilat w/Taoiseach Varadkar 3/12/20
c-span.org/video/?470295-1/
youtu.be/lyVdRKA-UVQ
>Pres Trump welcomes Taoiseach Varadkar 3/12/20
c-span.org/video/?470297-1/
youtu.be/WEwFb6IOZrU
>VP Pence on F&F 3/12/20
youtu.be/AcwCz77_be0
>VP Pence on CBSThisMorning 3/12/20
pic.twitter.com/iaWqMbK0D0
youtu.be/zuJ1FjvpMlQ
>VP Pence on GMA 3/12/20
youtu.be/ftnXZg35xrk
>VP Pence on TODAY 3/12/20
youtu.be/Zk4L0kXL0tE
>VP Pence on (((FakeNews))) 3/12/20
youtu.be/1y1EKEhZRMo

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Other urls found in this thread:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8110845/Donald-Trump-refuses-responsibilty-testing-fiasco.html
archive.is/NrJMC
youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_qwINlopA
youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBuM
youtube.com/watch?v=KaCBYrVsic4
forward.com/news/breaking-news/350531/jewish-donors-shun-donald-trump-95-of-contributions-go-to-hillary-clinton/
fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/
jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399
youtube.com/watch?v=H4ThZcq1oJQ
dailycaller.com/2020/03/13/mayor-in-illinois-adds-ban-of-firearms-and-ammunition-to-coronavirus-emergency-executive-order/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

MAGA
New baker needed.

Oh no! Some billionaires might have to cut into their margin to keep their companies afloat. What will we do?!?!

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i kinda figured out how to use clipping mask
score one for /ptg/ frens
>also, I'M GONNA SAY IT!

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>The buck DOESN'T stop with me: Donald Trump says 'I don't take personal responsibility at all' for testing fiasco and denies he knew a pandemic readiness unit was dismantled inside his White House
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8110845/Donald-Trump-refuses-responsibilty-testing-fiasco.html

BTFO

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i got it

>To him, what was important was avoiding a contested convention, and he told me he saw his vote for Sanders as one against Biden, the more moderate establishment candidate. “And Bernie is one of the good guys,” he said. “But he doesn’t get as much done as Liz,” I replied weakly.

>After we voted, I told him I was upset that the Democratic Party had not prioritized a woman and/or a person of color, and that he didn’t support a woman with a real shot at the nomination—a candidate he loved— when it mattered. He was understandably defensive. I wanted him to say he regretted his vote, and all he could truthfully say he regretted was that the country had made his choice for him long before he cast his ballot. I felt frustrated with him for giving up on the candidate we both loved before it was over, and frustrated with myself because trying to persuade him to vote for a female candidate made me feel at times as if I were asking him to use his vote for sympathy rather than strategy. I just wish voting for a progressive woman didn’t feel like a once-in-a-lifetime chance, so rare that it would cause me to silently fume at my own husband for making a different decision.
>The heartbreak of watching Warren be punished for her ambition was familiar to me after the 2016 election, in which Hillary Clinton had suffered similar scrutiny. What is unfamiliar is the loneliness I feel in my grief, something I haven’t been able to share with the person closest to me, because of the different choices we made this time. Instead, I’m buoyed by group texts with my female friends who know how it feels to need the space and time to grieve the four coming years in which a woman will not be president. I only hope that the vote I just cast is not the rare chance it seemed, and that whoever the first progressive woman president is, my husband and I can vote for her together.

archive.is/NrJMC

Pretty powerful.

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MAGA

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R.I.P

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>corona virus will diminish voter turnout for Trump
>Biden wins
>/ptg/ and MIGApedes everywhere SEETHES
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?!

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someone post that webm of Biden getting books on brain health

this is why pence will never be president
low iq

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Jews are just 1.4% of the US population and 0.0025% of the world population

>Bernie Sanders on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_qwINlopA
>Chuck Schumer on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBuM
>Joe Biden encouraging white genocide:
youtube.com/watch?v=KaCBYrVsic4

Senate (9% jewish, 650% US over-representation)

Michael Bennet (D-CO)
Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)
Benjamin Cardin (D-MD)
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
Jacky Rosen (D-NV)
Brian Schatz (D-HI)
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Ron Wyden (D-OR)

House (8% jewish, 600% US over-representation)

David Cicilline (D-RI)
Stephen Cohen (D-TN)
Susan Davis (D-CA)
Ted Deutch (D-FL)
Eliot Engel (D-NY)
Lois Frankel (D-FL)
Josh Gottheimer (D-NJ)
David Kutsoff (R-TN)
Andy Levin (D-MI)
Mike Levin (D-CA)
Alan Lowenthal (D-CA)
Nita Lowey (D-NY)
Elaine Luria (D-VA)
Jerry Nadler (D-NY)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)
Dean Phillips (D-MN)
Jamie Raskin (D-MD)
Max Rose (D-NY)
Jan Schakowsky (D-IL)
Adam Schiff (D-CA)
Kim Schrier (D-WA)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL)
Brad Sherman (D-CA)
Brad Schneider (D-IL)
Elissa Slotkin (D-MI)
Susan Wild (D-PA)
John Yarmuth (D-KY)
Lee Zeldin (R-NY)

Supreme Court (33.3% jewish, 2,400% US over-representation):

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (D)
Stephen Breyer (D)
Elena Kagan (D)

forward.com/news/breaking-news/350531/jewish-donors-shun-donald-trump-95-of-contributions-go-to-hillary-clinton/

fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/

jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399

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Just wanted to stop by and say that may God bless and protect Donald J Trump and his familia. Wish DJT the best and good luck dealing with all this.

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>Warren
>Sanders

t. Krystal Ball

Based.

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Nice user! I knew you could do it.

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CHRISTCHURCH ANNIVERSARY DECLARED NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER

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>rigamortis

the black lady (M) forced to clap for him at the Louis Vuitton visit is better

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Good effort post.
Thank you from Germany

I’ve got an iq of 147 and am very religious. Fuck off

Why does anyone need a test kit at this point? Just stay inside as much as possible, and if you get viral symptoms just assume you have it and isolate yourself.

I hope Trump finally bans the COMMUNIST Democrat Party and either returns the Dixiecrats or brings America into eternal PROSPERITY by forming his own party

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Watching this and noticed the future happy couple
youtube.com/watch?v=H4ThZcq1oJQ

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Now learn yourself about some feathering.

>turns the Shakespearian day of betrayal into a Christian day of prayer and togetherness
Magnificently based.

>it was real in my mind

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NAXALT retard
I'm calling bs on that IQ score of yours

Is home price even affected?

...

lel

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They're not sending their best.

BASED
Trump abandoned the both sides excuse and sides with Antifa
ARE YOU TIRED OF WINNING YET?

Don't worry guys it's a nothing burger it'll be over in a few weeks.
But you better start praying now.

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ILLINOIS MAYOR USES EMERGENCY POWERS TO BAN SALES OF :
• GUNS
• AMMO
• ALCOHOL
• GASOLINE

dailycaller.com/2020/03/13/mayor-in-illinois-adds-ban-of-firearms-and-ammunition-to-coronavirus-emergency-executive-order/

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>>The heartbreak of watching Warren be punished for her ambition
Women expect to get things just because they want them. When Hillary and Warren didn't get the things they wanted, it was "punishment." To women, there's no such thing as "earning" success, it's supposed to be given to you because you were born a woman.

They have the minds of children.

>Not wanting to get false positive and increase the number of infected and say FUCK TRUMP and FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

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Ok this is based

Is it Trump's economy today or Obama's economy?

Stop fucking your dog

this

I've died from the chink virus 7.8 gorrillian times this week alone! Why hasn't someone stopped trump from allowing this to happen!?!?!?!??!

>inb4 one day x axis poster
its pretty over

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when rights cease to mean anything so do laws.

all yours

There's no need to smear such a decent man like Joe, friend.

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pretty fucked up

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Dass rite, me too, where do we get reparaishunz?

It's back up to 23k and climbing, retard.
You got BTFO last thread. Who the fuck do you think you're fooling?

>I’ve got an iq of 147
those online ones dont count cletus

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Not online. One in high school, the other I took last year at my university to confirm.

Reminder that you can filter shill pasta spam very easily with 4chanX. It uses regular expressions in the comment filter. So you can take a payload phrase out of the spam and add it thus:

/Cheeto Hitler RHEE/i

And it's gone. Even if they reply to the OP or another poster, even if they play with the case. And it persists from thread to thread.

You can also autofiltler their URL's the same way but you don't need the "i" at the end.

>be retarded sand nigger
>be wrong about literally everything
>have a melt down when Trump sends home half a dozen soldiers from northern syria
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?!

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I wish going to church is not banned
I dont like TV church since I might be watching anime while listening

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>You got BTFO last thread
no you just posted a one day after 1,5 trillion of gibs
its over

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>posts the same stock market "crash" bullshit despite getting BTFO last thread
>talking down to anyone at all over their IQ

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This is all Drumpf's fault he's going to cancel the election and crown himself emperor.

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So I'm guessing you didn't see the 1,985 rise in the market today ? You need the new talking points, call your boss !

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if you work at SERCO or QINITIQ and you harm my family, god help your soul cause If I FIND YOU....God won't help you.

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This is fake, and Joe doesn't need those.

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>I might be watching anime while listening
Anime is a sin, user.

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New tweets

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Why didn’t you VOTE FOR HER!?
IT WAS HER TURN!

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>polls
Get me your supervisor. You're not cut out for this shilling thing.

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Awoo!

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>its over
Sure it is, Champ.

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more like fed monopoly money economy

Wow how does Obama do it?

>We need to nationalize the healthcare industry. The private sector isn't he-
Screeching commies btfo

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no

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This is unironically true

>Mexico is considering closing its border to stop Americans bringing coronavirus into its country as US case count passes 2,000

OH NO NO NO AHHH HAHAHAHAHA

Remember, this IS their best.

I hate to say it but Gizzi choked today. “Why are old people being hit the hardest?” John, John, John....

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There are going to be so many people who have literally zero symptoms who will get tested for no reason get false positives

TRUMP IS GOING UP IN THE POLLS

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is the the beginning of the end of Gizzi?

Is this real?

>Non-specific IQ tests administered by Liberal arts drop-outs who became teachers

Man, I wonder if you actually believe those results or you're trolling.

Contraception is treason!

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oh no please not all the Americans trying to flee to Mexico they just want a better life

MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA

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>Mexico is considering closing its border
oh no that sucks

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There
I bought the damn "Darn Tough" socks
tired of wearing socks with holes in them
If I buy a pair every month then eventually I'll have enough of these to phase out the cotton ones.

Buy American, folks!

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>But my coworker was coughing a little during work. clearly that warrants my family and our pets getting tested
Some retarded soccer mom

Pray for him

he is just plan lying

YOU FOOL IT'S A SHILL

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>tfw reviewbrah caught the china virus

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noice

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>private institutions creating them
okay

The split screen was astonishing. He literally talked the market up, like a fucking snake charmer.

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He also choked on Fauci's name pretty gloriously

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I can touch it up later. But imagine how many Bernouts can be recruited.

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Yes they're working hand in hand now.

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Don't even joke about that shit.

Wtf, there is literally nothing but benefits to America because of the corona virus.

is this based?

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Who is that sitting next to him she cute

Hambeast on the right is eyeing him up like a Big Mac

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Does America get foreign aid? And how many countries do we pay foreign aid to? Do we have a grand total of the money we’ve given over the years and to whom?

>we'll declare it "Partially True" just to irritate Reuters
JEJ Based Lou Dobbs.

He called Fauci "Dr. Faust", made Trump kekkle.

>oy vey he's not doing enough

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>scintillating the bernouts with muscular wolfgrils
bold strategy Cotton

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>Just stay inside as much as possible
>virus
lol what a dumb nigger

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Mama is hungry.

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>tfw reviewbrah caught the china virus

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I have a Question

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faggy freegaysons
faggy old men
faggy bikers
faggy goons
faggy police
faggy hospital
faggy everything.
Bridgewater is a fucking dumpster

Trump better keep student loan interest frozen through November if he doesn’t want it to fuck him over

>no good reason to ban any of those
this retarded nigger needs his ass kicked right into prison for this

What an awesome day that was

>tfw this unironically happened to me once in a soapland
AIDS has never been so worth it

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Isn't student loan interest rates locked in place at the time you take out the loan though?

Cool thanx

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Bridgewater nova scotia. is a fucking cesspool of degenerate pieces of shit. fuck off, unless you're here to help me cleanse this fucking dumpster fire

Why would she pick a photo of her playing on her phone when she should be doing her job her banner pic?

It depends

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>>china virus
Pirbright Virus.

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>1,5 trillion of gibs
>american flag

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...

Posting on Black Twitter

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Extra
T H I C C Q U E

of course
the Mayor is a fucking woman

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Trump froze it at zero today, it isn’t like they can’t

>jump starting the economy is bad!
>also you need to vote for biden for unlimited gibs because fuck trump
They can't seem to make up there mind

>govt fails to do its job, proving you shouldn’t trust in ANY govt
>durr capitalism will fix it *le smug face*
Hope this virus takes these idiots out.

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actually there isnt a deal after all

(Pelosi already released a press release an hour ago stating there was)

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Why do you need to take test every single fucking day.
Just stay inside you morons

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AWFLs are dangerous!

deactivate the fbi, doj, ses, cia, ig, jttf, fisa, nsa they are DISHONORABLE and do not protect America.

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It's officially Tom Hanks Disease.

yikes

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You forgot ATF

No the women are property and resources of the nation and race and the products of said violations of property and nation can be undone and the perpetrators can be killed.

Russian jews are the worst kind of jews

In 20-30 years we are all truly fucked

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deactivate the fbi, doj, ses, cia, ig, jttf, fisa, nsa they only serve themself by protecting themselves from justice for their coup

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Does that mean people don't have to pay on student loans?

ISIS highlights “the counsel to put trust in God and seek refuge in Him from illnesses” and “the obligation of taking up the causes of protection from illnesses and avoiding them.” The terror group also added that “the healthy should not enter the land of the epidemic and the afflicted should not exit from it,” though their claimed provinces and active cells aren’t all operating in virus-free lands: While West and Central Africa remain mostly untouched, along with no reported cases in Syria or Yemen (where ongoing war would make gauging the extent of an outbreak difficult), cases have been reported in Algeria, Egypt, Iraq, Afghanistan, India, the Philippines and Indonesia.

ISIS also reminds followers to “cover the mouth when yawning and sneezing” and cites a hadith about germs and contamination: “Cover the vessels and tie up the waterskins, for there is one night in the year when pestilence descends, and it does not pass by any vessel that is not covered or any waterskin that is not tied up, but some of that pestilence descends into it.”

People should also “wash the hands before dipping them into vessels,” ISIS concludes.

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Imagine having some literallywho mom as your “leader”

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No, it means there won’t be interest accumulation

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>MAGA increases
>kvetching intensifies

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fuckin number 13 richards street back on my shit again. slow internet speeds. seriously what the fuck. I'll try police first.

But if you're not gonna do anything. What options are leaving me with??