Docfag on nightshift in a large southern German hospital here.
AMA
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Docfag on nightshift in a large southern German hospital here.
AMA
(We've been advised to not talk to the press so dont ask me for any further details pertaining to my location)
Are smokers all going to die?
Do you have it?
dk fag here, every nurse, doctor no matter if retiree is being mobilized
Is it true german people really like to fuck each other anally?
Smokers are more at risk, yes.
Smoking's bad, damages your lungs, weakens your immune system and facilitates the virus wreaking havoc in your body. Still if you're young and otherwise healthy, you'll probably manage. But in general, yes smokers have a higher risk
What's the situation over there?
Not yet
We are reactiviating recently retired personel.
I do enjoy active anal sex but i dont know if it's a german thing.
German Doctors who lurk Yas Forums
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Why aren't convalescent serums, where the immunity of a recovered individual is transferred to an unrecovered individual, use with more frequency?
Are you using them and how and are there dataums for how well they are working out, patient outcomes.
Is there a death cover up?
Is the flying AIDS basically the flu?
doctor doctor give me the news
Here in America (midwest), people are starting to panic. Crowded grocery stores, hoarding, etc...
will we make it or is it time to take the raiderpill?
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How fucked are the Americans?
Can herd immunity be effective as per UK strategy?
How worried should we really be?
What do you think will happen?
Any myths?
why do germans do weird things like cannibalism, and why are your sexual fetishes to crazy. did you guys get abused my mommy milkers?
I've got bad case of Wuhan flu...
Thats all you got?
More proof or OP is a fag
I got a bad case of batsoup flu
Holocaust guilt.
:(
I have intermittend asthma, slight breathing difficulties during summertime, maybe 1x a week. Will I die if I catch cotonachan?
>noone checking these trips
How full are the hospitals?
>I have a stethoscope!
>I am a doctor!
Fake and gay. Post better proofs
If i think i have corona virus and go to the hospital to check, will they force me to stay if i actually got it?
how fucked are people with asthma and other breathing disorders?
Is it true that germans eat poop?
what city in Germany?
yawn. i had a real stethoscope when i was a kid too you larping faggot
You need to call first.
Oh wow a fucking stethoscope? You truly are legit, doctor.
Please answer two asthmabois, we're worried mein Freund.
When is the last time you ate poop?
Czeched
Why are so few recovered? And of those "recovered", are they truly recovered, or is the virus still present in the host, just dormant like Herpes? Why do HIV medications work on it? Do you have ANY idea what you are dealing with?
Also, why do you have a scheissenessen ledge in your toilets?
when was the last time you checked someones prostate with your finger? and how big was your erection while doing it?
his larp got called out
They have these toilets so they can recover their turds for their own personal use if they wish.
Am I infected? I fell pressure in the chest when straigth, laying on one side helps a bit, runny nose and very sporadic cough, no fever.
kek
This but ever accidentally make anyone cum by doing this?
>I fell pressure in the chest when straigth
Does it go away when gay?
Slavoj Zizek told the reason. Germans are over-analytical and rational. Shit is an indicator of well being of the body, so they want to be able to analyze it if needed.
Assuming a vaccine is made how long do you think the human trials will take? Months? A year? Years?
I remember reading something like they consider recovery when symptoms are almost completely gone. For the deep cough that can take over a month. That also corresponds with some of the older data.
Is it possible to become re-infected? By the same strain?
Not going to lie. I always look at my shit. But I don't need a fucking shit-eating ledge to inspect it. Water is transparent. Germans insist on a essentially a shit-eating plate that they claim is a "shit inspection" ledge when we all know what it's for.
>Germans are renowned for scat porn
Sorry lads, had to deal with an emergency, will answer your questions now.
Cool story bro. Tell it again
Is this really much worse than the bird flu or swine flu? Those didn't cause anywhere near this kind of response. I was more scared of that Ebola shit. People bleeding out every orifice. Gross
>batsoup meme
Begone. Glownigger!
Does it really affect your fertility as a male?
What's the limit of a person staying quarantined at home vs being taken to the hospital?
What needs to happen for the ambulance to come?
Hearing we will go on quarantine measures similar to Italy next week. (All shops closed except supermarkets and pharmacies)
Confirm?
yes, that's why he only feel the pain on fridays
(checced)
Can you make any comments on reinfections? Have you seen any?
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Are babies safe?
How serious is the situation in Germoney? Here in DK seeems crazy, our PM closing the border lol
Why do a lot of people test positive again after being reinfected, why do some people get it again (or was it just dormant?), etc.
They don't know shit. The fact HIV medications work on it indicates it's not a natural mutated coronavirus. If it hides in the host and comes out every once in a while to cause ARDS like SARS then the eventual kill rate will be 100%, since Pneumonia / ARDS always scars the lungs. Enough scaring and your ability to oxygenate blood decreases each time. Eventually you will die. I haven't seen any evidence that the virus has been completely eliminated from the body.
Wooooooow a fucking stethoscope, I believe you OP.
Literally word for word what the last doctor larp thread I read said.
So answer my question about my dream doc. My friend has a deep laceration through his lower epigastric region, from RUQ to LUQ, any movement makes it open wider and if I don't hold him down, he reaches inside and starts grabbing things.
Why won't anybody come in and help?
What u know that we dont? @nything?
Also a German smoke doctor
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My chest hurts and i have a casual cough, do i have corona virus? I don't have any other symptoms
Can I have some money? I work in healthcare too but I'm unemployed because I'm gay.