/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2022

i want to die

Was I too much of a dick? Said this in response to someone calling people idiots for shopping now (they're not wrong)

>Nope, I've been following this since January and saw the writing on the wall for months. I have my supplies... because I didn't wait until pandemic declaration like the pictured. I've been telling people to do it gradually and not go out in the height of panic lol. Now you can keep the false sense of superiority over these people if you like but people are going to be grossly effected by this. Show some class.

>145,695 infected
>5,416 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a big pandemic.

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Bill.

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Post one, request one

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BNO says Kosovo got a case, does that only leave Montenegro for Europe?

underrated

THREADLY REMINDER THAT CHINKS ARE OBVIOUSLY FAKING THE NUMBERS AND ANY ARGUMENT USING THEIR NUMBERS IS VOID
>THREADLY REMINDER THAT CHINKS ARE OBVIOUSLY FAKING THE NUMBERS AND ANY ARGUMENT USING THEIR NUMBERS IS VOID

THREADLY REMINDER THAT CHINKS ARE OBVIOUSLY FAKING THE NUMBERS AND ANY ARGUMENT USING THEIR NUMBERS IS VOID
>THREADLY REMINDER THAT CHINKS ARE OBVIOUSLY FAKING THE NUMBERS AND ANY ARGUMENT USING THEIR NUMBERS IS VOID

THREADLY REMINDER THAT CHINKS ARE OBVIOUSLY FAKING THE NUMBERS AND ANY ARGUMENT USING THEIR NUMBERS IS VOID
>THREADLY REMINDER THAT CHINKS ARE OBVIOUSLY FAKING THE NUMBERS AND ANY ARGUMENT USING THEIR NUMBERS IS VOID

THREADLY REMINDER THAT CHINKS ARE OBVIOUSLY FAKING THE NUMBERS AND ANY ARGUMENT USING THEIR NUMBERS IS VOID
>THREADLY REMINDER THAT CHINKS ARE OBVIOUSLY FAKING THE NUMBERS AND ANY ARGUMENT USING THEIR NUMBERS IS VOID

THREADLY REMINDER THAT CHINKS ARE OBVIOUSLY FAKING THE NUMBERS AND ANY ARGUMENT USING THEIR NUMBERS IS VOID
>THREADLY REMINDER THAT CHINKS ARE OBVIOUSLY FAKING THE NUMBERS AND ANY ARGUMENT USING THEIR NUMBERS IS VOID

THREADLY REMINDER THAT CHINKS ARE OBVIOUSLY FAKING THE NUMBERS AND ANY ARGUMENT USING THEIR NUMBERS IS VOID
>THREADLY REMINDER THAT CHINKS ARE OBVIOUSLY FAKING THE NUMBERS AND ANY ARGUMENT USING THEIR NUMBERS IS VOID

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VANCIUVER DOCTORS SICK. Hospita lcollapse soon?

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Family member on the West Coast has tested positive. She says it feels like she has a really bad cold. 52 years old. Pack it up, this is a nothingburger.

>Russia is FUBAR
>Gibment is a bunch of CCP tier liars
>True numbers of infected are hidden
>Dead from corona are listed as if they died from lung collapse or other reasons
>Russian medicine is 3rd world tier and cant stop epidemic
>It will be much worse soon
Fucking hell. I know this guy and i somewhat believe him.

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Has he reached acceptance stage

REPOST
>REPOST

TO ALL ANONS WONDERING WHY PEOPLE BUY TP IN DROVES
>TO ALL ANONS WONDERING WHY PEOPLE BUY TP IN DROVES

The book in pic related explain this and much more psychological (and irrational) behaviors.
>A must read, here the PDF:
gofile.io/?c=fd8Q17

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Saw two interesting developments in the Detroit area tonight....

1. The local TV news station is FINALLY saying that it might be a good idea to stock up on supplies you need to shelter in place for a month

2. A facebook friend of mine (ya, I know)... who has spent the last month laughing at all of the "preppers" for their "paranoia" is now posting asking people where he can find food, supplies, etc, since he's out of everything and the stores are emptying out.

Never forget!

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There's 10 more cases in Peru (38).

Fuck

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1.5 MILLION DEAD BY 2021

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Nothing burger fags are seriously starting to piss me off

If we assume region-specific contact and death rates and use available data for estimation, what epidemiological models would you use to calculate the probability that N people get infected / die globally for large N? I only know basic deterministic models, looking for thoughts on probabilistic approaches. Thoughts?

LMAO got timed out by lookners (((mods)))

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>pretend this is an artificial shortage
technically at this point it's still an artificial shortage, supply didn't change, only demand exploded.

My buddy is streaming about COVID-19.

youtube.com/watch?v=-BFQJl4Qi_k

Is this the biggest thing since WW2?

why do you have just a normal picture of reimu in there?

Ahh acceptance.

blocks your path

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THREADLY REMINDER, IF YOU HAVEN'T HOARDED TOILET PAPER, YOU WILL EXIT THE COLLAPSE INTO POVERTY.

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Does CV melt your testicles or something?
Or just make you infertile without making you effimate low T?

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>be millennial
>have prepped
>have gunz
>have white wife and child
feels good man ;)

youtu.be/C98FmoZVbjs?t=751
Well Brit anons, I hope you have bid farwell and made peace with Jesus.
The next two weeks are going to be excruciating pain and mass panic, our government could have stopped it now, but instead we are led by retards.

Good luck, God be with you

What about shit like Andorra

Ahh German user, still increasing your collection I see

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The US is going to be fine. There might be a few patches there, but nothing horrific. The rest of the world may not fare so well though.

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TUMBLING DOWN

Has there been any good fat art of Corona-chan?

It still just the flu bro , trudeau said it

The only reason you are posting this is because you're a fucking pedophile. I hope the virus kills you.

bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/
It would appear that this site gave up on updating their map. They just add the cases but don't bother with the map. Is their any site that tracks cases on a province/city level and not just on country level? I found one for Czech Republic but not an international one.

>Implying you'll still be alive then
Neets inherit the world for 1 minute and then the raiders are in charge

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>CDC says 200,000 to 1.7 million Americans will die within the year if emergency measures aren't issued nationwide
>There is a two month window to stop this scenario but we must act now.

>Uruguay +4

I am irritated, this isn't the only instance.
He has spent HOURS the last couple of days tweeting and talking about Trump handshakes, look he was next to this infected guy! etc;.
It's just annoying, and not "agenda free" is my point.
His liberal cannot help but to need to inject his feelings into reporting....why not just report?
>He just said he's sick and tired of people that say x=x+1 because their favourite person said it.
He also called them idiots and pretended people were so brainwashed to Trump that they couldn't see the truth...no, it's that we see those things as NON NEWS and pedantic talking points and are sick of hearing it after 3-4 years...It's people being done with "gotcha" journalism, not any extreme devotion to Trump
Everything is not about Trump, especially right now...and he cannot help but to try to make it about Trump
You are absolutely right, jews gonna jew

I don't know where else to vent about this, so I'm just going to throw it out here and see if anyone has any insight.
I've been feeling really shitty for just about 2 weeks now and I don't know what's causing it. It's probably not Corona because I don't have a cough or have a fever, and nobody who's been in contact with me has shown any similar behaviors, but I've been to the doctor like 3 times now and feel like I've gotten no closer to figuring it out.
It started with a sudden anxiety attack the night of Mar. 3rd and every day after that I've been suffering a "pressured" feeling chest, shortness of breath, nighttime tremors, and randomly and interchangeably diarrhea/nausea/dry throat/constipation, but seemingly never any of those at the same time.
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me, and all the doctors have told me it's not the results of a seizure, electrolyte deficiency, thyroid problem, and my brain isn't fucked up.
I wanna know if anybody has an idea of what could be going on in me.
I'm losing sleep over this because I don't want to get double fucked by CV coming into me while I'm already fighting something.

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nvm it's over

Top right corner

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Reminder.
Women are basically handing out pussy.
>Gee why is she arching her back like that
>Gee how come she keeps pointing her ass
>Gee she's basically naked and begging for it
SHE IS, SLING YOUR FUCKING HOOK DUMBASS IT'S ALL AROUND YOU.

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Someone who's into statistics, please do an equation for approximate China numbers, with or without extra variables, such as age, virus R0 & average incubation period, population density, hygiene, medical infrastructure, government imposed quarantine with potential death penalty & the citizens fully aware and the majority complying. With Italy's current numbers multiplied by 23 (China 1.4b/Italy 60m = 23) and added extra time based on Italy's progress (currently been going on for real in Italy for about 3 weeks, In China it's been on since November, maybe late December? I'll go for mid-December, to round it up 3 months), that's 406.108 infected in 3 weeks, 1.624.720 in 3 months (exponential function not applied), and 29.118 deaths in 3 weeks, 116.472 in 3 months. So basically, that's an extremely vague and inaccurate assessment (call it retarded, that's fine) of the potential devastation that China's going through right now. The numbers should be much higher in reality.

aren't those old people those ones who give this dude is bank?

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Communism really did a number on you Russian bro.

9/11 was bigger as it stands.

Ching Chong Bing Bong

How do I use disposable masks? I intend to use it multiple times, since I won't be spending too much time outside.

Where do I store it?
Is it okay if it gets wet?
Can I leave it hanging from the rubber bands at the entrance to my apartment?

of course

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Too late motherfucker

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MSM is cucked beyond belief as is the WHO, the actual expers have to keep their mouth shut, the few pieces of info I got from experts I had contact with say this is going to be awful

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Of course, Bill is very based and extremely redpilled.

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>fat art
>good

I reckon, not.

I wanted to spew out some tiny countries, then I saw that Gibraltar, Monaco and Liechtenstein all had some cases

But San Marino doesn't have any cases yet

I'm in love

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Not yet. Be patient. She is already almost the gamebreaker for globohomo. I heard CDU politicians say we should bring production back to Germany. Incredible. Give her time. She surpassed 10.000 cases international today, she is now literally unstoppable.

Why don’t people wear masks in public? Jesus how fucking disgusting. It’s only Asians that seem to understand

Why no video or photos coming from New Rochelle containment zone?

Chinks weren't able to hide it and neither were Iranians
If shtf you'll know

I literally told my family this shit was gonna be huge in early January, they told me that it was probably more right wing fake news and to go fuck myself. Now they're literally all freaking out and staying inside and saying it's the end of the world. I've literally always been right jesus when will they learn.

they do it for free

Is comfy

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Chinks bought almost all masks here. That could be one reason. Met a couple of people who asked me if I knew where they could find respirators at this point.

Here's my roommate's thoughts on the threat

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San Marino already has two deaths, Polandbro.

>But San Marino doesn't have any cases yet
how uninformed are you?
topkek
time to return where ever you came from

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What's the best way to contract Coronavirus and then die from it as a young non smoker guy?

San Marino have 80 cases actually.

Oy vey! How dare you bring the middle class back! It's the elites and the poor now! Stick with the program, goyim!

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Nah
It's right but as you say so are they

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It's hilarious watching the double speak from the media on this
>COVID isn't airborne it only is aerosol and travels on droplets
>the masks you are wearing aren't enough they only block particles an moisture they don't block viruses

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WHERE'S THE CORONA CHAN VORE ART

I work as a receptionist for a small museum. My boss is in panic mode. He's decided to close the museum until April. If things get worse, the museum may be closed for months. Since I haven't been formally laid off, I can't get unemployment bux or any sort of compensation for lost shifts.
>LOSE MY JOB
>DIE OF ORGAN FAILURE
FUCK

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WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM?

So I was wondering if you american guys actually believe what trump is saying about the corona virus outbreak or not. I feel like american media is criticizing trump a lot in these days

My wife conceded I was right today.

She realised I'd been telling her about this thing for 2 months. I warned them all, they only had to listen.

guys i think im well prepared!

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Lick bus poles

>sails
come on

Look discount Germany, I know you want to defend your fellow Mountain Jew, but he's a nonce.

I don’t know exact answers but it is probably best if you can rotate them. Also leaving them in sunlight will help kill the virus. I know people have been reusing masks in China Because of the shortage

I want the one of Corona and Ebola Chan on the horses.

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WTF IS HIS MAJOR MALFUNCTION?

if cigarette sails stop just black market your child slaves against cigs

I get the impression that they are a very small team

>Israel 126
143

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i like feeling ill with a flu. i also feel amazing shortly after recovering from one - i feel like a new man

My roommate stocked up on 8 frozen pizzas and said he was good

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tfw when i thought i had the coronavirus, but ive been fine for two days and i only had a cold

youtube.com/watch?v=PeqVaDVWBjY&t=823s

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So, have any white people died from this?

GET DA WATER NIGGUH

How many of you sad fucks are jerking it to this gay ass anime of a virus. Admit it, you are all cucked losers.

BOOMER REMOVER

thank you, I only checked list of countries in this thread and San Marino isn't included somehow

Do fat people live longer without food?

I've ballooned up to being the fattest I've ever been in the last few months. This will serve me well in the lean times ahead will it not?

Does this guy ever stop tweeting?

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i have been off chan for a few years i stop in every now and then came back cause of this. haven’t prepared in anyway and just lost my job am i fucked?

Because they think they are gonna die?

Are they sending special packages?

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Yeah San Marino is allllll right

No. Roasties better keep their distance.

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>only 6500 infections in the US confirmed by epidemiologist
complete nothingburger
twitter.com/trvrb/status/1238172535197327360

This will over in a month since the US shut everything down today

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Theme song for those who didn't prep in January, It's Too Late by Carol King:

youtube.com/watch?v=PphvCo4tFS8

It's funny watching the confidence present in his tweets slowly crumble ahahahaha he's sliding dangerously quick to coping

he knows he's gonna die

Yeah I'm buying 3 of them so I will rotate them I guess. Already doing that with gloves. And try to keep them in sunlight.

I mean, even if say I have Corona on top of one of the masks, as long as I don't touch it for ~48 hours, the virus should just straight up die, yes? So rotating would actually allow me to use 3 masks for a very long time.

file number pls

woof

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The dude is having a breakdown that's lasted for days now

they're hiding the numbers

he wont until the gov't takes him off the air
>youtu.be/3mQhyLR44Do?t=61

My only regret is not making enough money beforehand to prep even MORE.

Could use some mylar bags and O2 absorbers, some more gunz, and probably should have bought more filters but it's already 2late for that shit, now is the time for staying inside.

it's amazing how he keeps spamming this nonsense for 18+ hours a day

He REALLY doesn't like democrats.

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They are. They are actually a bunch of Hong Kong dissidents and friends.

Posting from my phone doesn’t even ask for a captcha but using my laptop I have to solve like 8 for every post
Wtf

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I have 2nd hand info from doc treating COVID-patients in Europe, that younger people who used anti-inflammatory drugs are now having serious cases. They suspect the anti-inflammatories worsening outcomes. Not sure what to make of it.

Any med professional has any idea how that could be?

That is like 1500 calories a day for 16 days

Who is this giant asshole?

why? there is water in kitchen...how coronavirus can stop water ?

Yes I've noticed he's past the denial stage it seems I think

Leave the virus to me.

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AIDS was based though

sure, that's the natural way to store food. You'll still need vitamins,minerals, and water. Stock up on multi-vit pills or veggies.

why not all?

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While my focus tends to shift to the creative side of things (full manipulation of audio, video and picture, namely Audacity, PowerDirector suite and Adobe tools), I also have a number of git repos, building simple tools to help my everyday activities in Java or Python, dabbling in C++, and currently working on my own fork of MPV (video player). Made a couple of pull requests on emulation software, namely RPCS3 (Playstation 3 emulation). Web design (full stack) also. Have managerial experience, highly communicative, prefer working in teams over working alone. Many PR in anonymous projects such as CloverOS (open source GNU/Linux distribution). Tried writing a kernel on my own, huge failure but I am yet to give up. LAMP skilled (Proficient in database creation/integration). 115 WPM tops. Extremely eager to learn any new technologies, at least on basic level.
Bigger fan of hardware than software, love building dedicated home servers using RPie, or making DIY electronics with arduino kits.

6 years so far of studies in fields of economy, excellent accountant, deep understanding of economic principles, marketing, finances, sales and everything in between.

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hell yeah I don’t need to pay rent anymore

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mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-coronavirus-brit-newborn-baby-21690703

Brit newborn baby 'tests positive' and becomes world's youngest victim

I don't like this picture /cvg/, its smug aura mocks me.

The cucked west is at least pretending the chinks aren't straight up fabricating everything. The news even say that China has put things under control. Fuck this gay earth

Yes they do
A study tested this once and showed obese people survive well in excess of six months on just vitamins

Nah, being a dick would've been saying:
"Congratulations, you are dumber and slower than everyone who bought this stuff in advance."

>3000 calorie pizza

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it damages the tissue

>still 0 deaths in my country
Spics will inherit the earth

Explain Germany to me. Like, seriously. How?

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>ngmi
topkek

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I’ve heard the virus can live on surfaces for 9 days. Not sure if it is different on masks

where's flu-chan?

He's right; last time I checked was 2 deaths in for 60 cases. I know, it's crazy as it is.

What the fuck type of ranch is that.

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Bill knows he's next...

Don't let him hear you say that.

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Been wage slaving all day...did i miss anything??

Start drinking, smoking and stay in crowded places

>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah

>Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
>It's spreading as fast as lightning
>In fact, it was a little bit frightening
>How quickly folk's were dying

>There were coughing China men from quarantined Chinatown
>They were burning people up
>They were locking people down
>It's an ancient Chinese art
>And everybody knew their part
>From a feigning to a slip
>And their bodies getting zipped

Like used it while having it? or used it ever? Its its ever then thats a lot of people fucked.

I usually only use paracetamol because I has a small stomach ulcer years ago and was advised using NSAIDS

he's in quarantine for Coronavirus.
got nothing else to do

Nothing says class like a shitter selfie.

You have no idea how hard American wagies are getting fucked, user.
>archive.is/FALNL

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