1) i posted once and the thread suddenly became ALL about me. how the fuck is that my fucking fault if some asshole is replying to everyone begging for their attention 2) i'm not a fucking transexual so stop fucking listening to him i can't concentrate on guitar i've had to put it down to seethe at anonymongs per usual
>"The antibody will be generated; however, in certain individuals, the antibody cannot last that long," Zhan Qingyuan, director of pneumonia prevention and treatment at the China-Japan Friendship Hospital, said at a press conference on Friday, reported by CGTN, a Chinese state-owned media outlet. >”For those patients who have been cured, there is a likelihood of a relapse. For cured patients, they should also harness their own health safeguards.” >Some pathogens, most notably influenza, are able to mutate extremely rapidly, rendering the previous antibodies partly or totally useless. >iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/its-possible-for-coronavirus-to-reinfect-recovered-patients-chinese-expert-warns/
There is no coronavirus immunity, and thus there can be no herd immunity. Our government is surely aware of this, and so must have ulterior motives for wanting to infect the entire population needlessly.
They lied about masks not working (conflating all masks with surgical masks, which are still provably more effective than nothing). N95 and higher are 99.9% effective when paired with eye protection. They lied about the number of predicted infections ("only 1 fifth of people will get it, but also 20% of people will develop immunity and will go to work when the other 80% get it, totaling 100%, and also we want 100% of people to get it"). They lied and said more people would get it if we quarantined than if we didn't. They lied and said washing your hands would be effective against a virus spread through inhaling airborne droplets.
Stop trusting your televisions. If you believe a single word they speak, you're a fucking moron.
I work for a courier company and customer services keep phoning me up asking what happened to deliveries of hand sanitiser. 'I don't understand how it could have just vanished!' How do I politely tell them what their zero hour contract minimum wage migrant delivery drivers are doing with that shit?
Noah Barnes
got it all down. first chord on the intro riff triggers me a bit though (going back to it) so i'm gonna play it for a few more hours but if you're here later or ask me tomorrow i'll post it.
because there are always virgins following me and ruining it.
Charles Morris
Your the same weirdo that's posts that it's over pasta
Wyatt Collins
>Mass gatherings WILL be banned from next weekend in dramatic government U-turn: Boris Johnson rushes through emergency action as coronavirus crisis escalates with Glastonbury, Chelsea Flower Show, Wimbledon and Grand National under threat - but schools will still stay open dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8110619/Mass-gatherings-banned-weekend-dramatic-government-U-turn.html only a week after a gathering of 70,000 people. how will we develop herd immunity now?
Noah Sanders
maybe drop the trip and stop being an egomaniac nobody needs to know its specifically you posting
jesus fucking christ at least stick to your guns! switching half-way means he just fast-forwarded us to worse-than-italy sooner
Luke Bailey
thats not me you idiot its PUBE you stupid fucking virgin.
Tyler Hernandez
right im putting on a trip just for you
Adam Price
>Trump cuts off the UK.
BASED.
UK will be annihilated.
>They won't test you unless you have confirmed contact with a confirmed case.
>They won't confirm a case unless they test for it.
As you can see by the time a case is confirmed (if ever) it will have been spread to hundreds of others, if not thousands.
I'm willing to put money on hundreds of thousands of people having Corona right now in the UK.
There will be a lot of death. Not only from the illness but from the NHS being overwhelmed, this will happen within the next month.
Government thus far has been literally;
>Wash hands, nothing is closed, self quarantine for 7 days , carry on
It's over. Trump has made the right decision. Additionally a third world nation is not a useful ally. Yes you have more browns but you have more land and guns and freedom. For example by 2030 ~50% of all newborns, 45% of school children , 30% of the electorate and 162 seats in parliament will be invaders. No land, no guns.
>stop being an egomaniac it's my right just like everyone else though heh, don't hate the player.
Henry Gomez
Regardless of it being you or not this is a problem that wouldn't have arisen had you chosen not to use a trip Easy fix, drop the trip.
Jackson Butler
our lot were looking like a joke after all of trumps speeches, not surprised theyre doing something
Ryan Roberts
BASED CORONA JOHNSON
Grayson Cruz
you just replied to the wrong one you know............. the stupidity and autism in here is intolerable
i think we all deserve this virus
Dominic Sullivan
Why England? Let's take the opportunity to rename it Albion.
Charles Anderson
no because then you cant tell if its pube or not and anyway me being a girl makes me a unique poster and its important that i can be identifiable so you know its me
stop talking about me like i care, i dont do white girls
Andrew Robinson
>you just replied to the wrong one you know............. >i think we all deserve this virus so cringe
Wyatt Nelson
it's gonna be 2 hours and he will still be here spending his friday night pretending to be me
shut up you fucking nolifer. do you actually want to do this ALL NIGHT?! FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT
Levi Wright
boring corona shit
Andrew Williams
Outer/pol/ are trying to pretend Tom Hanks is dead. What a bunch of spastics.
Christopher James
this thread was comfier earlier in the week when i was talking about how shit glasgow was with other glasgow anons this is worse than fuckin /britfeel/ and they're a lot of trannies
its induced cringe but this fucking stalker i've got shut the fuck up you all think this is what i'm actually like but you fucking make me this way harassing me the moment I post even 1 fucking thing when it doesn't happen to other tripfags, just me.
Aiden Morgan
your just like every other virgin in here angry because im a girl like its my fault girls dont like you i am more important to the thread because i am actually female and not a shut in loser so yeah my contribution means more than yours so thats why i use a tripcode
Andrew Harris
>Ladies and gentlemen the press conference will now begin. Here's all the information we have at this time: >A snake with a snake virus was eaten by a bat >The bat mutated the snake virus into batsnake virus >Chinese man who coincidentally lives next to the only level 4 bio-weapons factory in China happens to eat the only bat with batsnake virus >By some as yet unexplained magic, the super-mutated, super-deadly batsnake virus made the inter-species jump to humans to become the manbatsnake virus. Probably through the well known "bat soup" theory of virology >Virus just happens to have an almost unprecedented four changed amino acids, but please don't ask about that >It only kills the elderly and the infirm. Except when it kills other people who aren't elderly or infirm like the Chinese doctor who coincidentally tried to warn everybody >It only kills 0.1% or 5% or 3.2% or 10% or something. We can be absolutely sure that the number is somewhere between 0 and 100% >There's no need to prepare. There will be no shortages. Except for all the shortages that there are >Keep sending kids to school. School is completely safe until we decide to shut all the schools down for being unsafe >The best way to stop the manbatsnake virus (that definitely isn't a bio-weapon) is to "wash your hands while singing the national anthem" >Twice >We are still in the "containment" phase (phase 1). Except sometimes we're in the "delay" phase (phase 2) or the "quarantine entire EU countries" phase (phase [shrugs]) >Shutting the borders wouldn't have worked you big racist. Something something GDP >Also racism is worse than manbatsnake >Also self preservation is racism. Not letting Chinese people coof on you is racist >Car crashes caused by climate change kill far more people with the flu every second of every day >Don't wear a mask because masks don't work. Which is why a mask shortage would be bad. Give them all to the authorities or else they'll die >Buy my stocks >Any questions
Anthony Anderson
and you're going to be spending your friday night here trying to make friends
im the only one with an excuse i've got coronaflu
Ryan Foster
jesus christ you've evolved to actually write your own posts in "my style" now
i really want to fucking kill you
Owen Bell
this pandemic is the biggest happening since the black death. of course people are talking about it.
Bentley Howard
i'm not trying to make friends at all you fucking paki cunt
Hunter Myers
you've never been tae glasgow
Lincoln Gutierrez
Hello lad I'm an Englishman moving up to Scotland with my family (Half English Half Welsh wife and two children) Moving near Aberdeen. Any tips to be welcomed? going to bring around some beers and wine to the neighbors
Jonathan Myers
if you're about to start defending it then you're a cuck besides even if i didnt live in glasgow you can still smell this shite miles away
see i knew you've never even been tae glasgow mate
glasgow is the capital of the world you're just a seething virgin
Benjamin Fisher
I also have an excuse for stopping in. I'm painting my Scarab Occult Terminators for an important game of WH40k this weekend. Otherwise I would be out getting mad pussy.
Charles Clark
richard spencer is saying its going to be like 9/11 with there being an era before corona and an era after
Ian Foster
What's the oldest part of Glasgow?
Ryder Wright
thinkin about big arses, lads. i went to meet a mate for lunch, trying to get my mind off it, and all about me in town were big round arses. any tips for gettin off the arse jag?
Ethan Kelly
Uhmm it's not a "virus". That's an offensive term used by white men to diminish the lives of people of colour who are virodiverse. Please be mindful of your language.
Camden Foster
AIDs was pretty big till they found out it only really affected gays.
Thomas Robinson
>Novel coronavirus (COVID-19) imaging features overlap with SARS and MERS >sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/02/200228142018.htm SARS left about 30-45% of patients with pulmonary fibrosis, a terminal illness with a life expectancy of about 5 years.
>ACE2 Expression in Kidney and Testis May Cause Kidney and Testis Damage After 2019-nCoV Infection >medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022418v1 Doctors are urging males who have recovered from covid to take fertility tests and checks for testicular lesions.
>Reported complications include cardiac injury, arrhythmia, septic shock, liver dysfunction, acute kidney injury, and multi-organ failure. >Among 1,099 COVID-19 patients, lymphocytopenia was present in 83%; 36% had thrombocytopenia, and 34% had leukopenia >cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/hcp/clinical-guidance-management-patients.html
You're looking at permanent lung damage, sterilisation, and multiple organ failure.
Chase Foster
how can brit/pol/ make you seethe this much
Hudson Hughes
Stop conversing with Ame***ans and stop consuming Ame***an media. Boobies are what's important.
