Im living in a Large City, will get sick for sure.
Please help me escape to the woods for the next 4 months.
What tent to use? What sleeping bag? How do i make food? Where do i poo? How do i store the food? Can we compile an escape plan?
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Nathaniel Hill
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Easton Lopez
Ahhhhhfuggit you'll have shite all over the food, you're better off with CV19.
Carter Diaz
Buy some remove plot of land in the boonies with me OP. Let's start a goat farm. It's spring, it's the perfect time to do so. Do you have any income like NEETbux?
Tyler King
I could use a normal tent but a 5M bell tent is 500 bucks and it also supports a stove and is pretty comfy.
John Phillips
Imagine feeling safer in a tent out in the woods on your own lmao
Connor Phillips
If you were literally just going to sleep in the dirt for 4 months your biggest problem will be boredom. You have no idea how much boredom can drive you mad.
For sleeping setup I'd recommend a linen sheet, wool blanket, and mylar space blanket combination. Can keep you very cozy. Sleeping bags are a meme and come from China with diseased air in the down.
Christopher Long
I own a plot of land that is pretty remote.
But there is nothing there besides a hut that has a pretty ok roof but the beems are collapsing and i have no idea how to fix it and no material to do so.
I thought about brining up a solar panel with conveter and an electric dewalt saw to cut some planks and beems with a diy sawmill jig but i only know that stuff in theory, im pretty much a beta male with two left hands and i have never worked a real job in my life besides desk coding jobs. I hate physical labour and faint at the thought of it and have very soft hands that cut and bleed easily.
So im thinking about a tent?
I can carry shit up tho like tent, food etc and i can park my car out of the woods and do the 3 hour hike a few times to carry a few times.
Please help me survive.
Tyler Gonzalez
Tents are a meme, the only thing they do is keep bugs and rain off you, which is a good idea but there are other ways to do both. A hammock with a rainfly and mosquito net is better and keeps you off the cold ground where insects move about.
Nathan Thomas
>Self identifying as a beta male
lol
If you can afford $500 for a tent you can afford lumber to fix the shed or else build an entirely new one (probably the better option).
With american prices you can build this for $400:
Benjamin Green
There is full 4G coverage and i have a spring source on my land. A 100w Panel is 80bucks and a converter is about 30. I would be able to be online.
I want to survive the next 4 months there but i have no idea if its even safe to tent at 2degree C at night.
Angel Morgan
buy a shitty van. make it comfy
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Hudson Fisher
Does my collection of rare and obscure first edition hentai count as currency?
Nicholas Evans
I spent my money on things that dont help me in this situation. I have 3500 Left.
I can buy lumber here but no way i can carry it up there its no accessible by car and you have to hike a few miles and up one mile altitude.
I inquired about the helicopter delivery prices and its 200 bucks for 800 KG.
Any advice? What should i fly up there?
Nicholas Nelson
That's right, real men camp in caves and in tree forts!
Angel Foster
user, you're already infected. Sorry bro.
Kayden Kelly
Well I'm a cheapskate so I wouldn't waste money on a chopper delivery but 800kg is a lot. I'm sure you could get enough lumber up there for one hexacube and bring the rest up by hand in a few trips. A long pole over your back with 4 cinderblocks on each side, for example.
Or buy an ATV to get up and down the mountain and build a sled for it to drag lumber up.
Alexander Foster
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Adam Anderson
Impossible to bring much up its hours of walking. But i can helicopter stuff up.
John Adams
FPBP
Luke Hughes
This is the barn.
Brandon Carter
Carson Nelson
$3500 budget =
$500 4 stroke ATV
$500 diesel genny
$500 electrical system (battery bank & inverter)
$400 hexacube shelter
$200 army stove
$200 internet and computing stuff to keep entertained for 4 months
$200 food
$200 tool budget
The rest is savings for unforseen needs.
Dylan Martinez
One wall is collapsing. The roof seems ok but the pillars look like they are falling.
is it fixable?
Jose James
Nice cuckshed, just stay home you mountainschizo
Parker Powell
Wall caving. Also that support metal thing dropped.
Blake Lopez
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Nathaniel Robinson
Dude, go get the virus, suck it up for two weeks and recover. Then live it up like a rock star for the rest of the crisis. Forget this hiding in the woods pussy shit.
Evan Thomas
>Stone structure
Damn even your barns are solid.
Well 800kg is a lot of payload, you can easily get a lot of lumber up there with that, and a diesel genny too.
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Benjamin Garcia
Im afraid to sleep inside. Its full of junk and i dont want it to collapse on my head.
Joseph Moore
>helicopter
why would you walk at all if you a helicopter? also you should the tent and live out of the helicopter.
Daniel Bell
You will get it. there is no escape in our country. it's way to small and connected. chances are you already got it and will feel symptoms in 7-14 days.
Jordan Turner
Ironically the woodwork seems to be holding up, but the stone is collapsing. And it looks like the floor is gone too. You'd need to bring up a lot of mortar mix if you wanted to try to do masonry to fix the wall. I don't know anything about masonry except that it's really hard to master.
Hunter Bennett
He's renting a delivery service, Cleetus.
Joseph Allen
Helicopter is 160 no matter if you are one person or four. Its not worth it.
Its 200 to get 800 kg up.
The roof is heavy as fuck. I have no clue how i can fix it as a lone person. Even with a pulley and a wrench.
I think i would get hurt badly.
I think my options are either fix the barn. Tent or build a garden shed for 500bucks and stay there.
What would you guys recommend?
Gabriel Sullivan
If the floor goes, will everything collapse?
Grayson Richardson
Honesty a tent will be much less trouble and still save. It's no hassle to live in it for a few weeks.
Colton Carter
How fixable is it? or should i just tent next to my barn?
Jaxson Ortiz
Your roof looks fine, it's the wall that's a problem and you're not going to learn masonry in a weekend. Your best option is to build another structure nearby. It's a cool building and you can learn to restore it over time, bit by bit, but it's not viable as a shelter other than a temporary one while you build your real shelter.
Don't know. Relevant concerns are its cost, weight and watt output. 3500W is plenty for one person. Look for features like button push start vs pull cord and things like that if you are interested. Diesel genny will allow you to use power tools on site without any gay solar panel shit.
Matthew Phillips
I think so but it woud be awsome to have it fixed if its possible and then stay in a warm and cosy barn.
Brody Evans
Just play IRL Minecraft desu
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Isaiah Long
Ok i have a forest near by everywhere so i could get wood from there. I googled it and it looks like you have to dry wood before you can build with it. Right?
Christopher Brooks
>im a beta
>help me live guys!
The point of this virus is for mother nature or zog to wipe out the useless shits like you. only strong and healthy men will live through this.
Ian Bennett
Even the fucking gable is stonework haha.
Lucas Lopez
Tear it down and use the timber and stones to build a smaller, more useful structure.
Jacob Sanders
Your biggest enemy is getting wet.
Jaxson Morales
True. Maybe try both. Set up a tent next to the barn and try to fix it so you can move in. If takes a week or two to fix it, so what? this thing won't be gone till summer.
Blake Edwards
Ok i have land there around the barn for a bit so i can put up a shed or would you recommend just a tent? Or is it possible to build a wood cabin by my self using a diesel generator and an electric saw.
Btw the beems look wanky as fuck. Would you be affraid to sleep in there? Does it look like it will cave any time soon?
Kevin Cruz
In to the woods? No clue. Innawoods? I got you senpai.
Get a hammock and lightweight tarp. Fuck a tent.
PROTIP: sleeping outside on the ground is called "homeless"
Jaxon Ross
Actually homeless prepped user here
Get lots of Paracord, a mummy sleeping bag, and a fun
Connor Ross
Im a product of my life the culture i grew up in. But i hope deep inside me is an alpha male that wont cut his hand off or die of hypothermia within the first week. I hate what i have grown to become.
Yes how would i even start to fix that? It looks pretty dodgy to me.
This one looks nice but im concerned when it gets super hot in the next few moths to not be able to breath there. I hate tenting in the sun and i must be worse inside that shed in the summer i think.
Is that a legit idea or is he trolling?
Kevin Lewis
You will not survive in a sleeping bag in the swiss mountains.
Josiah Nelson
Will i not get a cold without having a warm tent?
How are you surviving? How remote are you? Are you homeless because you want to prevent from getting infected or other reasons?
How long do you live outdoors?
Parker Miller
>Is that a legit idea or is he trolling?
I'm not trolling. You probably have a lot of good material there, and unless you're planning on raising cattle or storing hay you need a barn like you need a second hole in your dick. Tear that shit down and use the materials to build yourself a nice snug cabin. Probably have enough left over to build a tool shed type structure or a lean-to to keep your fire wood under.
Ayden Cox
It's better to dry it, because dry wood shrinks and distorts. But you can use greenwood. Depends on what you want to build and if shrinkage matters. Like with a cabin you can just put mud in the gaps that form. It's ugly but it's livable. You want to look into alaskan saw mills. You can buy them for around $60 here, requires a chainsaw, and there is a learning curve in learning how to make straight level slabs from raw timber, but it's worth looking into. I'd cut down the shorter trees in your forest and leave a continuous canopy of living trees to become your overstory, drag all the felled trees to a dry elevated area and make your cabin in the autumn.
You nigger you don't use old timber for new construction. It's a cool stonework barn it should be restored not destroyed.
Tents are shit, don't bother. Hammock, rainfly, mosquito net, and a good layered bedding system is better. (Mylar, Wool, Linen)
Jacob Foster
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>You will not survive in a sleeping bag in the swiss mountains.
The weather forecast looks ok to me.
Logan Walker
It's not airtight and you can still go outside. If you are not 40 or older it may be much better to just get the thing and stop to worry.
Christopher Smith
YES DOMINATED
Logan Jones
>How do i make food?
its the "seafood" diet... you *see* food (deer, rabbit, squirrel, etc etc) then you KILL IT then EAT IT. Honestly how hard is that?
>Where do i poo?
any place you feel like it, or, shit your pants if you enjoy the smell and the rash. PRO TIP: do NOT wipe ass with poison leaves. just trust me on this, and? you do NOT wanna get brambles in your ass hairs either.
Daniel Morris
>It's a cool stonework barn it should be restored not destroyed.
>restored
Medkit wants a bugout structure, not a fucking hipster wine bar, save that "restored" bullshit for the Fire Island types. Old timber is fine for building, especially in a situation like this.
Wyatt Anderson
Under quilt/wool blanket. Light tarp big enough to enclose hammock. Youtube dave canterbury
Zachary Peterson
Just leave the barn alone god damn just because it's there doesn't mean you have to do anything with it. He'd end up with a pile of rubble with old timbers sticking out of it if he tried to salvage the structure for materials.
Pay the helicopter jew $200 and get your diesel genny and lumber delivered and build a proper warm NEEThut that will last decades. But honestly OP is going to need other stuff regularly, like fuel, so getting an ATV or a donkey to haul shit up and down the mountain is going to be necessary I'm 90% sure OP could get away with not paying the helicopter jew.
Andrew Kelly
Also, that barn looks comfy af. You have shelter with aesthetic
Nolan Young
Ive seen a video of a crazy canadian with his dog, digging a hole and sleeping inside that hole with his dog and making dinner. No idea what the name is but it looks insanely cold no idea how he is not dying.
True, i can also bring up timber but i dont have bulding experienced. I assembled IKEA before but im allright at it not a super expert. I rather buy a shed kit and assemble it there but im not sure how warm it will be in a garden shed or how cool it will be in the blazing summer.
It does look cool but i have no idea how to fix it.
Colton Gonzalez
>I hate physical labour and faint at the thought of it and have very soft hands that cut and bleed easily.
Slow is accurate, accurate is fast. If you fuck up and hurt yourself badly, you're fucked. Is there a water source? Have that and you're golden to start.