Imagine prepping this hard for a simple cold

I use bleach.

why yes. yes it is. carry on lad!

Why do muslims get so triggered by toilet paper?

A coworker showed me a video that went viral about a Canadian store where the people are lined up around the perimeter of the entire superstore waiting to buy groceries. I went to Walmart to get some shit and a lot of the shelves are bare. I've been seeing mostly empty shelves but there is still plenty of food so long as you're not looking for something specific. Frozen vegetables, toilet paper, bread and paper towels are all gone. I've been seeing threads on here for weeks showing this but it wasn't like that here. I guess it's finally hot my town.

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first place to lock down was china
lockdown went in effect quick people barely had time to stock food
friend and relatives outside lockdown talk to people in lockdown and ask what its like
prevailing thing being said is they focused on food and forgot toilet paper
from there a literal game of chinese whispers leads to fat white women punching on over rolls of wallmart 2 ply

>not canned food
>not water
>not medicine
>not even guns (assuming you live in a state where it's easy to get one, if you don't then at least something for self-defense like a bat or a knife)
>fucking toilet paper

These retards honestly deserve to die. If things get as bad as they're clearly expecting (because they've got months, if not years worth of TP) then I hope they can fucking eat that stuff

idk it can be explained, its just people being dumb. These people are very impressionable and can't think for themselves.

If you need two to three weeks of supplies to stay at home you have to prep most people don't live with more than a week's worth of food and supplies, most consumers don't think ahead farther than a month as far as supplies because they believe that there's no such thing as scarcity. This is what happens when you introduce scarcity into the market. Like every Black Friday.

I'm half convinced /cvg/ memed it
During the preping discussions it was bullshited about loads
So I reckon the media interns who watch the threads picked up on it and panicked it into existence

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i went to the store last night, tons of canned food, beans, rice etc. Everyone was buying toilet paper, milk, frozen pizza and brownies.

Coronavirus causes respiratory illness. But nobody is mentioning Chipotlevirus which causes nonstop explosive diarrhea.

>imagine using anything but lysol spray to clean your ass
baka

A real prepper already has an outhouse and an ample supply of corn cobs.

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Fuck
Yeah, you're right, I remember now.
Literal Chinese whispers

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I went this afternoon, same. Plenty of rice/beans/pasta, people were swarming toilet paper, fresh produce, and for some fucking reason fried chicken.

So do you shove those up your ass or?

What are the Corn Cobs for?

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1. you're a retard if you think it's a cold.
2. wtf is it with toilet paper hoarding?

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>lamp
>no lighter/matches

wtf

imagine being so degenerate you don't use toiler paper

Yeah with no lube. You get use to it.

Boomers and normalfags basing their decisions on media depicting Soviet shithole towns without toilet paper, failing to realize water will still be running, and if it stops running they're going to need a lot better than toilet paper to get by.
It's literally a cold war meme.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
I know this is bait but I still kek'd.

Just get a bidet then.

One roll per day. Is the average person a 500 lb woman?

to fuck yourself silly

Imagine being so degenerate that you use dry paper to wipe shit off your asshole.

Wait until we learn that the Trump family invested heavily in the toilet paper industry a few weeks ago.

You swipe them down the crack. Or so I'm guessing. I've never tried em but they were common before plumbing.

The average woman uses 2.5 a day.

Yes it can be explained by Gematria. Search toilet paper on Gematriaeffectnews to see the decode Zachary Hubbard has already done on it. You are very smart to ask why

what gives with the toilet paper

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It's a lot cheaper than trusting the idiots in charge here to get a good deal on Israel's vaccine and treatments.

Jokes on the toilet paper jew, I always piss in the sink and take a shower right after shitting.

What would piss have to do with anything? Oh, I see, user. How are the dilations going?

Why no video or photos coming from New Rochelle containment zone?

>people buy out all the toilet paper to stock up
>tp is hard to find on the shelves
>if there is tp on the shelves, people see it and think “oh shit there’s tp! I better buy it all while I still have the chance!”

And repeat

Should probably salt it beforehand so it absorbs more liquid shit

and chicken ramen noodle and bottled water

DFW was fine until 3 this afternoon. Cheeto Bandito had to go and declare an emergency. Stores already getting cleared out.

I choose life - though ive had pneumonia 3 times and am brittle asthmatic so, not sure i can survive a 4th round - last time was swine flu

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a subconscious urge to protect control over their butthole combined with a realization that they cannot, and the best they can do is to buy toilet paper. combined with the fact that most of these people are living paycheck to paycheck and don't prepare for anything until the NBA gets cancelled, then they think it's a bigger happening than 9/11 because the NBA didn't get cancelled on 9/11. It's absurd.

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I’m laughing at how my company has just spent millions trying to get the 77k workforce to start work in the office again, to now having to tell people to go back working from home.

The funny thing about you hoarders is supposing society does collapse, everyone dies, and you're one of the last few people "smart" enough to prepare, you wouldn't be able to handle the new way of living. You can't function properly in modern society, where everything is handed to you on a plate, so how the fuck do you think you'll last post-society? Hahaha and what happens when your meds run out? LOL! Hope you enjoy your schizo episodes, fags. Fuck you, filthy hoarding cucks, I've never seen such high levels of COPE in my life. If this virus kills everyone you may as well go down with it.

Or corona is just a nothingburger and people will look back on you in a year and laugh hysterically.

You lose either way, and I can't stop winning!

wow, I really wish all these people would NOT kill themselves

when Yas Forums says this is only just the beginning, this time they mean it

So let me guess, you went to Tesco this evening and all the toilet paper was gone, so you're bitter and posting here?

Ok poorfag that's like 46 bucks

this

and even if you know how that's it works it's hard to resist the urge to buy more if you have the chance. that's my personal experience at least.

Imagine relying on TP hahaha! You guys do realise you can't eat it right? Running out of TP is the least of my worries.

Although they didn't have my favourite pizza... Gutted.

I went to Costco to get my routine shit and fuck that place. No parking, staff guarding bottled water, lines for check out going around the store.

These faggots are scared of being in large gathering but fine standing in line with hundreds of people to get their crates of TP and shit

The rational thing would be to have a months worth of tp and then buy a bidet that attaches to existing toilets. If you think it os going to get that bad.