LMAO: Go to your nearest store

You retards prepped so hard and now you're going to self-infect by going to packed stores just to get likes on reddit gifs.

Stay home, mongoloids.

Imagine the people who literally dont pay attention to anything going into walkmart right now, you know they're out there

"15 cases, very soon they will go away, very soon there will be 0 cases, very soon" - Donald Trump

NOTHING TRUMP CAN DO IS GONNA FIX THIS SHIT. TRUMP IS FUCKING DONE. HE A FUCKING CON-MAN! THE WHOLE NATION KNOWS IT NOW. PEOPLE HAVE 0% CONFIDENCE IN HIM, THAT IS WHY EVERYTHING IS CLOSING AND THE ECONOMY IS TANKING! HE FUCKED UP BEYOND REPAIR!

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR GRANDPARENTS DYING

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No he meant 360 because it was so shit

I'm so glad I listend to Yas Forums on this one and got prepped weeks ago.

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I went today and holy fuck you are not kidding. I had to wait in line for almost 30 minutes once I got my stuff and every single aisle was packed

shit is getting hot out there boyos

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My grandparents are already dead. Fuck off, underage faggot.

>Go to your nearest store

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 19 (NINETEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 19 (NINETEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 19 (NINETEEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE AT THE END OF THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
ONLY A HANDFUL OF CASES HAVE CLAIMED INCUBATION PERIODS BEYOND THIS AND CANNOT BE VERIFIED.
YOU MADE IT, IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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>after Trumps speech
What did he say?

says the guy who's been stock piling ammunition for years

Agreed. This will be the end of the Trump dynasty.

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guys just go to an upscale store.

i heard walmart was a warzone (i don't enter walmarts). but even costco was a boogaloo.

we went down street to marianos and it wasn't crowded and everyone was well behaved. whole foods looked fine too.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA!
Prepped back in Jan, usually decently prepped, but just got a little extra each time I went out until the cabinets were bursting. It wasn't hard to see it coming.

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What have you done?

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Walmart is nothing but empty shelves

Hilariously enough there is tons of food despite the panic buying.
Americans will be fat until the end of days.

CVS will save you. Maybe.
Not even joking, that's the plan.

>Trump's speech
quick rundown?

Ha, I already got all my supplies and panic hasn’t even set I here. I’m fine.

The thing is, you wont even need to prep for this fucking thing.

Drove by two to do some basic weekly shopping and they packed and everyone has a very rushed worried face. I’ll wait till it gets late and try again, all the food with actual nutritious value will probably still be available.

Hey anons, I’m a manager at a large Midwest grocery chain, at a large midwestern city location. The shelves are running low and the shipments have not been plentiful to say the least.

>lefties are so morally stunted that they jump at the chance at using a global pandemic to bash Trump
You realize you're going to hell, right?

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it was like this all day user.

I went out to get gas at 10AM EST. The gas station is next to a Giant and a ShopRite and a RiteAid. All 3 lots were overflowing, and people were double parking. It was nuts, I've never seen them full even during snow storms.

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Not even the full extent of it, my roommate keeps inviting people over to our house. Got mad at me for asking him not to continue his life as usual for a period of time. He freaked the fuck out, I've never seen someone so fucking non plussed and angry, acting like I was telling him to never have friends or significant others over.

Fuck this virus and fuck this herd mentality combined with narcissistic and dismissive behaviors of the masses. The virus is just a bullet, the gun is the arrogance of man.

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dominos.com.au/zero-contact

lol

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Same lol fuck this

This lol. They're all fucked

>Stores still full of chocolate, canned fish and peanut butter
Do these retards not know how to prep?

I called it a nothingburger and didn't prep at all lol, now I have no toilet paper at all lol.

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I went to four different stores looking for some minced beed for my spaghetti bolognese but all had sold out..

plenty of toilet paper left though..

Kick his fucking ass dude. Take control of your house and make him your bitch. He's probably gonna start giving out your food and supplies to all his friends, too. That is if they don't just steal it while he's not looking.

>beed
beef*

>tfw already got my TP stash

No need to go outside and get Corona's by the hoards.

But the virus is on the box..

people are being really stupid right now

nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-hold-friday-afternoon-press-conference-coronavirus-n1157981
>Flanked by Vice President Mike Pence, Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar and other top federal officials and corporate executives from companies such as Walmart, Trump said that the ability to waive certain laws and regulations would allow for easier admission to nursing homes and end limits on the length of hospital stays and the number of beds available.
>Flanked by... corporate executives from companies such as Walmart.

can't make this shit up

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Had not considered this.

He is generally self sufficient but not to the extent that he grocery shops or preps. He's been a really good friend and yes. I am laying down the law and not apologizing for it. But it's hurtful and I don't know how I've become the bad guy in all of this. I just don't want to get sick.

Why is there no live streams/videos of stores right now. They are prime for a good video.

Oh, and the best part is all the retards buying the 40 bucks price gouged hand sanitizer when all you need is the one dollar soap

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I just walked out earlier. Fuck (((people))).

Without the TP, you will never buy the minced beef.

First day Agent Tyrone?

tfw you are a newfag

we have local toilet paper production and I have enough

newfag

Newfag GTFO

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yes. millenials are idiots.

Consider stashing your shit in a storage unit or vehicles trunk instead, or just straight bailing on that nigga.

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People are storming fucking cell phones stores buying new phones

My old ass parents are at a Tex Mex joint with my old ass aunt and uncle

People aren’t isolating at all

As a skater, I was trying to process this. A 360 would mean the body would be continuing forward. You'd just be doing a little Micheal Jackson spin as you walk forward. I will forever be a newfag

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There were literally people begging outside the market for food from people coming out. Shit's going nuclear

NEWFAG

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I only have like 1 month worth of supplies maximum. How fucked am i?

Floridanon checking in. Lines weren’t bad at all at Publix. Only thing sold out is toilet paper. I feel like a retard prepping a month ago right now

And good store porn? I wanna see normies freaking out without going down and getting the Wu Tang Flu.

About as fucked as everyone else who prepped for a months worth of supplies. I'm worried as well.