/ptg/ President Trump General - Sour Krauts Edition

Make them stop cramming seats in their fuggin' planes like gerbil farmers first!

holy shit a bill gates just flew over my house

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FIRST to AWOO!

youtube.com/watch?v=pz1BosPBGlo

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>it's just a flu, bro
>just wash your hands
you think he regrets those words now?

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Are you retards really going to keep spamming this for the next few weeks

MAGA

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>. That's more money than he can spend for the rest of his lifetime
You could easily spend that in a month, buy a bunch of companies, boats, and properties. Many companies are far too expensive to buy with that and his wealth isn't liquid enough to buy even a majority worth of his stated wealth outright easily.

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No because he was right.

Song to the tube of dancing Queen.

Trump is bailout queen.

AAAAAAAHHHH

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unironically no because he’s still correct about that

N O T H I N G B U R G E R

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>you think he regrets those words now?
No, because this is the truth (at least for white people).

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It's the 'just fuck my shit up' hairstyle when the gel wears off

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youtube.com/watch?v=sUoWkRggVig

Ok boomer

>DRUUUUUUMPHHHFFFF!!!!!

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>REMEMBER DRUMPF SAID THING HAHA!
The cycle repeats.

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Isn't it over?

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Based as fuck

>Trump declares national emergency
>Stocks go up
How does that work?

He should just shave it. What's the point of hanging on when it's barely there.

>tfw no upcoming rallies

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Just IMAGINE

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kek

imagine getting sick at all

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They're going to bump back some of the primaries which is going to suppress the Bernout vote even further

Wall Street is filled with realists. When they see the President actually take charge that means the situation will improve, so they buy.

>he's not washing his hands
>bong

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Why haven't the doomer shills an hero yet?

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it's really windy in the mid-atlantic today, to be fair.

It means that the response is up to him now instead of Congress. Markets hate Democrats.

IMAGINE

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>wall street is filled with realists
Stupid thing said all year

>you think I'm roped off from you
>but you're roped off from me

Ok, who is going to edit "(You)" over the candy?

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When they say “just wait a few weeks” for deaths, they’re talking about themselves

You've been sick before you big PHONY

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Is it just a flu yet magapedes??!?!?

Seems like you zoomers should be more worried about bailout Don then boomers considering it's you who'll be paying for it.

POPPY'S
A
LITTLE
SLOPPY

He's right.

I bet that feels good

ravioli ravioli get your mind out of the gutteroni

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cringe

>Just IMAGINE
tfw no RAVIOLI

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>20k deaths in current flu season
>40 deaths in current beer flu season

He literally bullshitted his way out of a recession

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It's out of love, I assure you

Day after 2020 election day.

We call them happooners now

>commie memeflag
Cringe

>1,985 points
what happened in the year 1985?

one day I will be making my own lolibots as an illegal alien in underground tokyo, and then we will see who has no ravioli while the west burns

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suuuuurrre it is..

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If Winnie the Pooh wore pants they would be very brown right now.
>months of planning
>billions of dollars of bribes and media spending
>killing thousands of people with a bioweapon
>and all it takes is one Trump press conference for him to turn it all around anyways

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Uh, just think back to when you were alive then duh buddy

They're for protecc

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If they won't admit they're wrong now I doubt they'll kill themselves later. Also can someone hat this smoking skelly?

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>Polls involving donald trump
When will they ever learn?

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>one day I will be making my own lolibots as an illegal alien in underground tokyo, and then we will see who has no ravioli while the west burns
Absolutely based.

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Reagan sworn in for second term.

JUST IN!
They found patient zero. Turns out it was el ogro americano all this time. The chinese are innocent.

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He will get tested. He will test positive. He will handle it like a chad and it will barely slow him down. His power will only grow.

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NUMBER ONE BABY'S NAME IN ENGLAND IS MUHAMMAD LMAO

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yep, stepping down to combat the surge

kwab you kikes really want to push this one

The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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Hey dude! Why'd you stop posting that one picture after I pointed out you've posted it enough to make up 3 SEARCH PAGES IN THE ARCHIVES?
By the way, you've posted 2 PAGES worth of this picture too: archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/a-vTuVliZ4W8cjoGgM9XzQ/
I can keep doing this, schizo!

We knew this literally in 2016

All a "national emergency" declaration means is the government is going to throw money at the problem.

>He sold?
>Pump eet

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>1 roll of TP per day
6/10 bait

doc brown and marty mcfly went back to the year 1955 in 1985

>Whener

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anyone else tired of the memevirus already?

>Bailout Don
I know you didn't spend 2 hours brainstorming for this

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How much do you shit that you go through one roll a day?

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
dude what the fuck

1 roll per day? How much are you niggers shitting?

>tfw you literally meme the markets to rise and fall at your whim

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>company asks for a bailout
>trump says you need to cut ties with chinks for that to happen
>b..but t..trump
>sign here, here, and here

how does this madlad do it?

youtu.be/lAD6Obi7Cag

Best Practices for working from Home. How to stay productive as an office, and earn that paycheck. Someone out there has some hints, and would be happy to share them with the White House. Did I just say the White House should be working from home? Nope, but that's not a bad idea, perhaps, for some sections.

Same thing with Congress and the rest of the Federal Government. Some staff members would be better off simply working from home?
Which office in the USG is best suited for setting this up? We all know NSA will be watching anyway, should we just task them with setting up the VPNs etc?

yo like forward slashes is just fancy # nigga

>If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week
that's bullshit

Maybe he's a coomer.

>archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/a-vTuVliZ4W8cjoGgM9XzQ/

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day
lol nigga how much are fiber you eating

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It's over! Says increasingly desperate man for 2020th time this year.

Trump lied about the website. Color me shocked

@Google_Comms
Statement from Verily: "We are developing a tool to help triage individuals for Covid-19 testing. Verily is in the early stages of development, and planning to roll testing out in the Bay Area, with the hope of expanding more broadly over time.

>not just cooming straight into the toilet

I need a nap. nn buddies

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KO yourself

>it's over
This, this is what makes Trump stronger. When he's the underdog. When everyone stops believing him. When he can't possibly win. This is a good sign.

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Their employees probably crashed it after they saw it would help Trump.

There is no such thing as a free handout when dealing with a man like Trump

>*washes your ass clean*

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>vital coronavirus coverage will not be placed behind a paywall
>bitching about trump
>vital

What if you like cooming laying down and don't want to starch your socks?

>Not using your fingers and cleaning your hands after

Just listened to Andrew Cuomo presser and he sucked off Trump and Pence.

They said it would all be online Sunday.

All these liberal cities are going to want every last cent of gibs they can

By the time to vote in November Trump will have given out more bailouts than all previous adminstrations combined.

Meh the website doesn’t matter since most people will just get tested when sick and thats it. What matters is getting those drive thrus working and enough test

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>Cuomo sucking off men
stop the fucking presses

Go ahead and give me any source

Trump declared a Martial law wtf

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dont forget little timmy prob hides 10% of those in his room for his fapping sessions

People lining up in droves to put there DNA in a database. What could go wrong?

I’m not scared of the memevirus, I’m scared of the idiots who are packing. I’m going to buy a new gun after I drink this cup of coffee.

no he didn't

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OH NO NO NO
YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THE REFUGEES

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oooohhhh
whatcha gonna git, user?

This already exists with 23andme.

I rewatched the beginning of the presser and it looks like the CEO of Walgreens is implying this is NOT a natural disaster. Did Trump confirm it's a bioweapon?

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Lol if libs think this they wont get tested...

Okay

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Meant to say panicking but “packing” is kinda funny given the context

Fucker just starting faggot and both the cruise industry and airlines are lining up.

Thanks, beer virus.

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Cope and seethe harder

>slander
i'm sending my lawyer after you

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everything is already out of stock here

Now everyone is doing panic shopping because of this gay cerveza corona virus

In the long term, as with everything else that has completely blown up in their faces, this will only help Trump in his 2nd term.

United is garbage, let them die.

>now
Your pain is only just beginning.

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Socialism for the very poor and the very rich.

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>1 roll a day
Fucking amateur

Seems more like your specialty.
Considering your nonargument off point post, nigger.

awesome, ty!

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Run-down on Trump's presser? What did he say?

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>claim Trump has given more bailouts than any admin
>ask for source
>HE HASN'T YET BUT HE WILL

I predict all remaining D primaries get delayed until 20 June, when Louisiana got moved to. That will get Bernie the illusion of life until then and keep everyone's interest.

I already have an AR and some handguns so I’m gonna get a shotgun
Fake and gay

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People dont even clean their hands after sitting, but they are afraid of this virus lol