/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2020 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Posting on current year

>now

I like this guy.

Dr. Birx was looking QT today. I want the warmth and softness of her nurturing touch. I want her to spoon me and press her breasts into me as I lay in bed coofing, while she whispers reassuring sweet things into my ear.
>It will be OK user, mommy is here.
>Mommy will have you better in no time.
>Let mommy make you feel good.
*unzips your pants and swirls her skilled mommy tongue around your tip until you explode in ecstasy*
>I told you mommy would make you feel good. That coof doesn't seem so bad now does it, user?

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I knew corona-chan will throw a wrench in globohomo's plans, even back when she was only in China.

Blessed Corona Chan.

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posting in le ebbin 2020 thread

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Norway up to 986 total
+185 today

No now we will have a resurgence of "more threads than years" shills.

Plot twist: Bill Gates is already infected.

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how many rolls of toilet paper do you guys have
73.5 here (already used half a roll today)

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Why isn't "as" capitalized?

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C U R R E N T

Y E A R

INFECTED WORLD LEADERS AND ABSOLUTE CHOAS WILL VISIT THIS WORLD, BUT ONLY IF YOU RESPOND WITH

THANK YOU CORONACHAN

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Starting monday everyone in the company will be doing homeoffice and theres no estimate regarding comming back
based

Next follows an accounting of the endtimes of the whites and the chinks
In the early decades of the 21st the albino freaks grew complacent in their power and, for the most part, completely oblivious to the khazaryan vipers in their midst.
By the time the Israeli made plague hit the so called 'first world', it was already too late. The so called semites already had a vaccine ready for themselves, and the virus was carefully engineered to only target whites and asians. This was actually rather easy, due to their shared Neanderthal heritage.

Meanwhile, the Negro man continued undisturbed troughout the pandemic that lay flat both western and eastern 'civilization'. This was by design, you see, as the khazaryans deemed the negro man the ultimate man-beast goyim slave for their eternal empire. Stronger, bigger and more fertile than their pale predecessors and yet a lot more docile. Or so they thought.

Deprived of their discoloured flesh golem to protect them, the enraged hordes of the negroes very quickly overcoomed the clever but feeble, inbred and insane "semites".
The khazaryan womenfolk most suited for breeding (as judged by the fitness and size of their holy milking glands) where lobotomized and put in chains, where they would be breed 24/7 by any negro that desired to do so as God's given right. The elders and staunchest of zionists where also put in chains, right in front of their womenfolk turned into breeding holes, condemned until the end of their days to watch as their bloodline was slowly bred out of existence by the indisputed might and virility of the blood of Africa, one thrust at a time.
The male half breeds would just be blended into fertilizer for cassava crops, while the females would recieve the same treatment as their mothers.

And so it went on until the last of the zionists died of old age, the last image on his mind being a half breed khazarian woman incoherently moaning as her behind dripped powerful, thick and vibrant African semen.

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It's current year guys. Stop being racist

Based riser pajeet

Put me in the screenCOOF

oh noooo this suuuuuucks

Reposting it.
I just remembered that I have tea tree oil. It is antibacterial and antiviral.
Though I don't know if it has been tested on how effective is a solution of this with water on the surfaces. I sometimes use it to clean.

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Current year thread.

youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg

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>Metro Madrid is still open to whole Spain

Sooooo gay

Panic will be the killer, not the virus

>1 new death in India: a 68-year-old woman who had come in contact with her son who had contracted coronavirus after travelling to Switzerland and Italy last month
kinda feel sorry for her

current year

Madagascar WTF???

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This panic is fucked

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I'm getting tested tomorrow
even = not infected
odds = infected

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Technically "it" shouldn't be capitalized either

*coofcoof*

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You're supposed to put it on your balls,retard.

Posting in epic thread

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happy now

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Hahahahahahah, who even made that.

I knew it was worth staying up to post in #2020

Its 3 AM here.

Good night frens. Please stay safe.

+4 IN URUGUAY
>+4 IN URUGUAY
+4 IN URUGUAY
>+4 IN URUGUAY
+4 IN URUGUAY
>+4 IN URUGUAY

...

Has anyone else read chapters 31-34 of Manzoni's The Betrothed? It's about the plague outbreak in Milan in 1630. Turns out they had "it's just a flu bro" and nothingburger sayers even then.
>gutenberg.org/ebooks/35155

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Your bad at taking pics, friend. Pls stop and just search for shit on twitter.

home-gym mustard race reporting in.
stay fit bros or the raider get you.

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Motherfucker!

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She is doing an excellent job, purging the boomers and politicians. Good luck Corona chan! Keep up the good work.

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Good night currybro

Hey faggots, DOCTOR Vineet D Menachery here. I see you've been admiring my virus for the last two months. You haven't even scratched the surface of it.
We put our hearts and souls into this plague-ending virus, and I mean human-ending if you haven't caught on. ACE2-receptors are only the beginning. We found the perfect-fucking-virus in the bat caves of Wuhan. This thing is so steady and slow that it will literally boil you alive. You zoomers probably think you're safe because the boomers are dying first. You're going to wish you're old soon when the second stage of the virus kicks in. The HIV-like bonding with your entire body is gradually happening.
YOU ARE ALREADY INFECTED. You fucking morons. Buy masks all you want, you cannot possibly defeat my masterpiece.
Shortly before it was released in Washington State outside Fort Detrick, me and my colleagues went underground, flying out to Australia and New Zealand. The Chinese will blame you all, you will blame the Chinese but little did you know it was the race you suspected the less.
The race right next to China which has been completely unaffected by the virus.
I'm writing this for my own amusement. Game over. INDIA SUPERPOWER 2020, we weren't kidding.

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this virus spread because of globalist vermin.
all globalists with any power should be thrown into a volcano.

yey 2020 c:

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238570670184947712?s=19

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Hey guys, one final question regarding masks.
The masks in this list:
pricerunner.se/sp/ffp3.html
They are disposable, right? What exactly does that mean? I can only use them one per day and then throw away? Is there no way to clean them? If not daily, how many hours? If more, how many days?

I really appreciate all the help you've given me so far,

then we'll hang you next to him

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based, thinking this too, normie panic preppers all rush and leave nothing, meanwhile a week later they're not buying anything anymore and the shelves are overflowing. So I guess the most sensible plan is to go on your current reserves then stock back up once the normies have hoarded all they could already.

$current_year;

>implying niggers will carry on with sheet like writing stuff down once there are no white people around to show them how it works.

Going to deep clean the house this weekend, getting ready to start telling everyone to fuck off and stay away. Hope you're all ready to wait this out for a few weeks anons.

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FACKEN CROCS MATE

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2020
>2020
2020
>2020
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>2020
2020
>2020
2020
>2020
2020
>2020
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>2020

Plebs

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>Bill Gates left Microsoft
>CEOs stepping down
Where are they going? Antarctica?

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>have jury duty in a week and a half
Is this shit gonna get cancelled? There's already dozens of cases in my state. The lawyer kikes can't make me show up to this right?

>going to the store during panic buying during a pandemic
ISHTYGDDT
RIP IN PEACE
F

Auf Wiedersehen

2020 bitches!

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You know what's hilarious? The fact that all these morons who would have mocked us even a month ago are now pissed off that they can't panic buy essentials.

postan for current year

> tfw Boland so irrelevant it's not even on the plot

Best start stocking up on canned stuff now, fren.

oh nigger tits, it's 2020
youtube.com/watch?v=KGrM1sh-8pE

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>half a roll today
Dutchy wot. To much coofee today?

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pls upgrade your potato and read a little bit about photo composition thx

Why are normalfags buying up TP in such quantities? It's not like corona-chan makes you projectile vomit out of your ass.
>hurr durr how do u wipe during the quarantine then
A bidet can easily solve this issue. Or, hell, in a pinch any kind of paper would do. Buying a hundred rolls of TP instead of canned food and other bare essentials is fucking retarded.

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What did they mean by this?

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-13/white-house-plans-website-for-drive-through-coronavirus-testing

>What did they mean by this?

>bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-13/white-house-plans-website-for-drive-through-coronavirus-testing

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Wtf 250 new deaths in Italy.

What people are not telling is that the "first" infection is relatively armless, yet the subsequent ones are deadlier.

We are all dead. This is it.

>Detected: 145,114 ►
She THICC

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII

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baste

the rat people are infected
you are all fucked

Indians of all people think they can run from the Kali Yuga? hahahaha

this is pre panic user. the panicking doesn't start until people get one or more of the following
>hungry
>thirsty
>disconnected
>unable to dispose of dead
>prevented from moving around

POSTING IN 2020
also rolling for

CORONA TIME BOIS

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b-but he has the vaccine, user

The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>even = not infected yet
ftfy

F

Went to the store three days ago at 15h when everybody was doing siesta.
Went back today to pick few more things after state of alarm was declared.
Park in front.
See the store is crowded with zombies.
Stay in car 5 minutes deciding what to do.
Normies norming.
Oldfags coughing.
No one respecting distance recomendations at all.
Decide I've got enough shit home and it's not worth it.
Leave.

>China, South Korean, and Japan are stabilizing
>virus growth slowing down even in Italy
>only 5k dead, almost all of them over 80 or over 60 with preexisting conditions

Calm your tits, everyone.

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What is it with coronachan artists that have no idea what a vagina looks like. I know they're incels, but you have to assume they've seen porn.

Why the heck is there so much baking soda?

>India took the poo jokes far too seriously

>/cvg/ currentyear edition thread
May we live in interesting times.

Exactly, why risk infection now for the scant supplies out there? Wait for a restock.

Globalisation goes back and forth, the world was pretty globalised in 1913, WWI ruined this in many ways. Such all encompassing crises have the tendency to do that.

Meaning that using ACEII blockers would protect the lungs. And yet the people who use at least one of these daily (hypwrtension) are the ones that are in high risk group.
Unless these people don't get ACEII blockers...I don't know what to think of it

Post one I dont have, request one with file name

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2020 threads ago, we were called schizos, shills, nothingburgers...
Who's laughing now?
CVGentlemen, a toast!
To Corona-chan!
To /CVG/!
FUCK NORMIES
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK COOFERS
AND MOST OF ALL, FUCK JANNIES!

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WHO THE FUCK USES A ROLL A DAY? IS THIS BAIT?

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RIP bro

Get fucked in person students. I'll be sitting here comfy with nothing changing in my online school.

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Took this a couple of hours ago. They've started hoarding toilet paper here too.

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Hey guys I found this from 2006 saying to wear masks and even make your own at home. Check it out.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3373043/

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Fort Detrick is in Maryland, and India will only survive because of their minimal need for toilet paper

Wtf are you taking a shit once an hour

pedo

you have no tap water in the US?

>tfw a Corona-chan I didn't have
Saved

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you're not in the 100+ club yet

who the fuck uses an entire roll in a day? are you just wiping your ass with a fresh roll then tossing the entire fucking thing?!?

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F

>It's not like corona-chan makes you projectile vomit out of your ass.
user, one of the symptoms is diarrhea

globohomo most be thrown from a rooftop

Idk it's not mine. I just repost

screenshot me in this historic thread

Please post any stories from people who have been infected. Not enough info out there. We need specific details.
Here's one. Not particularly interesting but it is what it is.

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what are you going to when it is all over in 2months?
props for o2!
based as fuck

Just got word they're locking down San Antonio in 72 hours.

Source: work for the Airforce

nou

It's not only Stockholm that's not testing in Sweden, it's the entire country. They mean to shut down testing and reporting in all hospitals.

friatider.se/coronaspridningen-ska-morkas-i-hela-sverige

He´s from the netherlands, they stick a roll up their asses before buttseks. Give a special feel or sumthing.

all fucking mexican metros are still open and fucking dumbfucks are spreading the virus all across the nation

if I keep shells loaded in my shotgun, will it damage the magazine-tube spring over time?

>only 5000 deaths

We'll only know a somewhat accurate number of deaths only at the end of the year, stop being a retard.

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Fuck, just broke 4 days nofap
thank you CoronaChan

>BREAKING
>Donald Trump tests positive for COVID19
We’re so fucked
worldhealthwebsite.now.sh/donald-trump-virus

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yeah, SPREAD IT

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
the little Dutch boy supposedly put his finger in the dike, not a fucking wad of TP, how much of a leaky-assholed faggot are you to go through a roll a day?

I wasn't pointing fingers at you, Zbigniev

> The Division game episodes now becoming reality, as AIPAC infects the highest echelons of Canadian and US gov
> Bill Gates now hiding away, lotsa billionaire will follow suit
> Mexico will eventually close borders with the States as cases go up exponentially
> BTC down to $4k
> Freemasonic Kazakhstan is now infected
> North Pole also infected

Corona-kami praise be!

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SAVED and KEKKED

>India keeping a lab clean long enough to manufacture a pandemic

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>FEED ME MORE B O O M E R S

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14 New Cases of Coronavirus Confirmed in Illinois, Bringing the Total to 46

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No

are we fucked

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Do nords really take 6 foot tall shits?

have to hand it to you
pretty fucking cool

THANK *coof* YOU CORO *coof* NACHAN

I use one roll or more a day. I am a raging alcoholic and I basically only shit liquid. I have had a normal shit in probably like two years.

o7 just finished my last prep run, quit my job earlier. Now the game begins.

Anyone got an explanation of why the UK is doing the opposite of every other western european nation?

"Just let it spread bro" doesn't seem like a sustainable strategy.

Someone leaked what really happened. That's surprising.

link to CVG #1?

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b-b-based

t-that's the cure?

Svalbard

Is this supposed to be a phrase of wisdom? because it's fucking shit, sir.

this is copypasta

THANK YOU CORONACHAN

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
wat are you eating bro

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neetdom is mandatory and a state policy now.
I guess I was just ahead of my time.

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just avin a giggl m8

How will the CDC ever recover?

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The mind of an npc works in mysterious ways or rather it doesn't think at all

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I remember when he was selling those bootleg Nintendos
I can only imagine what that soap is going to do to people

>going full prepper
>not stocking up on water

Do these guys look like amateurs to you

sorry user

>hoarding water
toplel, water will always flow. If your tap water sucks just get a filter, makes more sense than hoarding up half a tonne of water bottles.

All the chilangos are already dead desu

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>TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
just wipe your ass with money, it'll be cheaper at that point

>Only grocery stores and pharmacies are open in my country
>my mom works in a grocery store

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he's not stepping down, HE'S STEPPING IN!!!

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Our girl is under budget and overachieved, keep delivering the daily happenings Corona-Chan!

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good ol' snake summoner

I think my fellow Dutch user is just a total retard that literally uses the whole roll to whipe

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE

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And fuck niggers and fuck kikes
To the total destruction of human society
Cheers!

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JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM STREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

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FUCK NORMALFAGS
FUCK TP BARRONS
FUCK NOGUNZ FAGS
FUCK "IMMUNE" NIGGERS
FUCK GOVERNMENTS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK COOFERS
FUCK TEDROS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY FUCK ALL THE MODS AND JANNIES

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Illinois just closed all schools public and private starting Tuesday.

>The rest of the world is just wrong.
Bongs bonging

RING RING

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The COVID-19 outbreak is showing the weaknesses of capitalism and the strength of socialism. USA is crashing economically, flopping around in mitigating the spread, while Vietnam, Cuba and China are still strong and providing care for all AND direct support to other countries.

store it full, an empty gun will get you killed

it's copypasta, I've seen it a few times before

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I dont care what it is. I havent prepped one bit. Everyone has electricity, everyones still mostly going to work, it just seems like the media wants to induce panic. Any other time the (((media))) puts out propaganda, Yas Forums would dismiss it. But this time, happeningfags accept it as gospel. Call me when there's fighting in the streets. If this is a happening, it's incredibly boring despite the machinations of you larpers.

Coronachan proving yet again that it is the best plague waifu

breast expansion is patrician

get rid of muzzies? Fuck it, if my country were overrun with foreigners it's worth a shot. Country is lost either way

Two months ago when there were videos popping up of people dropping dead in china, of hospitals having countless body bags all over the place in the halls and on stretchers and beds, and when there was a tunnel "discovered" with an estimated 20,000 fresh dead bodies in it a lot of us realized it's over.

Watching it slowly click for more and more people is the only joy left in this doomed world. By 2030 humanity will be sub 500,000,000 and an overwhelming majority of males will no longer be able to reproduce.

Make no mistake. This is the beginning of the end of mankind. People have been wondering for hundreds of years if we're alone in the galaxy, wondering why we haven't had any contact, and it turns out we've found the Great Filter - uncontrolled biological warfare.

It's been a fun ride, I salute you in our deaths, comrade.

>this guy would have laughed at you for stocking up in February.

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If you already got corona'd then you won't need any of this shit anyway.

Well spoken sir!

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puffy

It's killing off Boomers too

Could this be a blessing from Kek?

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Thank you Corona Chan

First case in Pittsburgh. Told you so this morning.

based
you have to save her

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RIP mein herr

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excellent

Yeah, that's fucking ridiculous

I haven't heard much from China in the last week or two, what's going on there? Did they all die off?

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>Gates steps down to flee to the bunker
FUCK IT LET'S PARTY

>cracks open fifth of rum
>turn tunes up
>start break dancing
youtube.com/watch?v=A206G8RQB_U

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im kind of turned on
where to apply for harem?

You have to be over the age of 18 to post here
Reported

> Anyone got an explanation of why the UK is doing the opposite of every other western european nation?

Some people just want to see the world burn.

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yfw boomer mitchell was right all along

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This man is in such denial holy shit

Poland has 2 deaths now, a 73 critical died in Wrocław

Were going to be over 100 tomorrow confirmed easy. Today 500+ in hospital suspected, 3000 quarantined and 30000 observed.

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>tfw I can stretch 3 rolls out over a year

Four new coronavirus patients were reported in Israel on Friday night. All four are men who returned to the country from a skiing trip.

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Worked. She worked at a grocery store.
Sorry for your loss user.

Here in argentina he only have 50 but Im alredy sending 500USD next week and buying more masks,food,water and alcohol,the worst thing is that everyone is a fucking tard and dont take this seriously,two months from now Argentina is going to have dozens of thousands of infected and no one cares. Italy had only 150 infected 20 days ago and now they have 17.000,its out of control.

you are retarded. companies still made their own goods, and maybe traded some things, they didn't depend upon other countries for entire segments of industries

It doesn't happen often AFAIK.

Source on tunnel or you're full of shit.

>we're only another 55k away from 200k and her tits and thighs getting even bigger

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oh shit I have the sore throat
but again I've had it for like a month so it's probably nothing

>I won't prep till there are food riots.
What could possibly go wrong?

Japan, Hong Kong, and Singapore are capitalist.

Our government isnt being run in the interests of the people. This seems to have escaped a majority of the population for the past 60 years. It's pretty fun watching it dawn on these cretins honestly.

i wonder if people can feel themselves turning into npcs

Laughs in 8+ Liters of Desinfection agents

They're hoping it is most deadly to muslims

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>Call me when there's fighting in the streets
Some dude literally got stabbed over a case of bottled water in George in the last 24 hours. And that's before the panic truly set in and before State of Emergency was declared. I know the meme about "give it two weeks" is a joke, but seriously. Give it another two weeks for america, and it's going to be a living nightmare.

lmao 3rd world foooked by the cooof

THANK YOU CORONACHAN

frago warning alert
national emergency now. fema like (apparently corporatist run) emcons are going into effect. funny haha joke time is over. you will get your ass thrown in pokey for saying stupid shit. you could be summarily shot for nergler type shit. finally my meme dreams have ben realized

Just in time to post in #2020 of this nothing burger thread.

Idiots from Sri Petaling tested positive one by one now. Malaysia is doomed. I am so scared of the virus which is no different than influenza right now help me.

>not posting the superior version

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>quit my job
see you in the unemployment line in 2 weeks schizo

I need some hazmat lads STAT

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Because with the Europe ban they know they're the only ones who can get the US.

how do you pronounce Wroclaw?

I have a little shower head in the toilet and I use around 1 roll a month. And if there's no TP I can always dry my ass with a washable cloth.
Isn't Europe supposed to be more advanced?

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Okay. Maybe the Jews didnt make it

your digits confirm that maybe that's not a bad thing. I hope that the children survive and become different than their ancestors more based and more human.

will give them a rash so bad on their dicks and balls and pussies that they'll become infertile and etc.

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based paco

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is the outbreak there so bad?

they should be disposed daily if you're routinely around the ill like in a hospital, but youc an get away with 1+ week(s) of mask usage so long as you aren't breathing super heavily into it. Try to avoid stretching out the bands too much and don't do any jerking off or exercise with it on

Looks like I am going to be forced to buy a bidet lads...

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I need rares help me fren

Yeah just tell the guy looting you to give you a heads up

Probably. I went to the grocery store today, and casually walked the aisles doing my normal weekly shopping amid the panic all around me.

While chatting up the cashier after waiting in a long line, I mentioned that I was glad I had finished my prepping in January while everyone else was asleep. Got a few dirty looks.

She is quite healthy, I hope she'll be ok.

THANK YOU CORONACHAN

>dat time I forgot to shop for TP and had to use my had beep bop beep... everybody buying I must do the same must do... beep bop

that bagina looks weird

Orban added #Israel to the list of countries that Hungary does not allow inbound travel from

jpost.com/International/Hungary-to-close-all-schools-bans-inbound-flights-from-Israel-620889

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by not giving a fuck what a coping dumbshit posts on twitter every five minutes

Literally just dip your ass in a river.

It was a chink backfire bioweapon, gotta love it

user I bought 3 months of TP so I could never leave my house for 3 months. People are thinking the same.

>Beano news

cmon papa digits.

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No thots allowed

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there's plenty left on those shelves. drama queen

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My days are grey like dirty snow,
A fire's burning in my soul.
Why should I live - love dying in my pain.
My death is reapers gain.
In solitude I can not tell
Just of my deepest sorrow.
All time that's left is freezing me,
I'm waiting for tomorrow.
The fire in my mourning soul
Burns all my feelings to the ground.
And all my hope has gone away.
I simple will decay.
Of war in mind I ran away,
The chaos lies behind me:
But desert plains,
Where I can see the golden bright sun blinds me.
No strength, no help to break this spell.
This curse that grinds me down.
My mortal life runs out of me.
I'm dying on my own...
The fire in my mourning soul burns all my feelings to the ground.
And all my hope has gone away. I simply will decay.
The fire in my mourning soul burns all my feelings to the ground.
And all my hope has gone away. I simply will decay.

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Based super spreader.

Good morning, everybody!

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Breslau

THANK YOU CORONACHAN

bout time Africa got rolling
corona sick of freezing her tits off says bring on the hot weather

>posts stash on /cvg/
>4chun takes only 2 days 7 hours 5 minutes and 27 seconds to locate it's physical location using only Amazon's product tracking register, the statutory overlap of the floor planks, the degree of suntan on exposed flesh and the power of weaponised autism.
You poor fool!

I WANT TO WIPE MY ASS, PLEASE STOP CORONA CHAN

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Vroclav

>societal collapse is coming bro just not today or tomorrow or the next day
yawn. enjoy your delusions, sorry your normal life is so boring. im going to get sushi. i hope your fantasy is everything you thought it would be.

Okay Yas Forums i've prepped but I have not prepped on how to deal with coexist with my boomers in one roof for a long period of time.

I love coronachan so much...
I wanna put my dick between her continuously growing tiddies, I wanna break her capsid shell with my nigger dick and cum inside her puss puss and fill her cunny with my hot warm milk. I want her to crush my face and my balls hard with her ability to leave me infertile. I wanna have coronachan fuck me dry until my last breath leaving me gasping for air, her cute nice cunny glistening with my cummies. I wanna I wanna...CORONACHAN AAAAAAAAAAAAH *COOOOF*

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>tfw work at a pharmacy
taking great joy in telling jews and boomers we are out of cleaning supplies

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interesting, wouldn't have expected that

Based

Thank you Coronachan

THANK YOU CORONA-CHAN

THANK YOU CORONA-KAMI

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google "globalisation before world war 1" and stop posting muttardation at me

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top prep

200.

vrotzwaf

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I live in Peru, currently we have 28 cases reported. All universities, schools and institutes are closed until March 30. Most teenage retards have taken this as an excuse to go out to party and shit, so it probably won't do much to keep the disease from spreading. They have also cancelled all events that gather more than 300 people, which to me seems like a lot... I really don't see any hope for my people, I'm holding up at my place, haven't gone outside for the last 3 days and I'm not planning to. If things get worse I might have to leave the city and go deep into the countryside where I can grow my own food and shit.

We are out of toilet paper as well, people are really fucking stupid here, they are even buying bottled water like crazy.

Apparently theres actually like 100 cases of infected people out here, there are rumours that two dumb teenage boys from a rich family that own most flour-based products here came back from a trip and kept it secret that they had it, but then they passed it on to the house maid and so on and they are trying to keep it a secret.

Pic related - my shit country

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herd mentality
>everyone else is doing thing we saw on faceberg, better do it myself

anybody got that image with all the outbreak movies i’m bout to netflix and chill for 2 months

>LOL RETARDS BUYING THE TP IT WONT HELP
>WTF WHERE IS THE TP I HAVE A POOPY BUM
>HAVE TO BUY OFF AMAZON... BETTER SHORE UP WHILE ITS HERE BEFORE HOARDERS TAKE IT ALL
And repeat

ccp is doing fucking miracles! scroll.in/video/956006/wuhan-medics-celebrate-a-marked-decrease-in-new-covid-19-cases-last-temporary-hospital-closes

How do i protect my testicles Yas Forums ?

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High stress and the perceived high value of the goods because of it's scarcity, amplified by the media

East Africa sees its first coronavirus case as woman is confirmed in Kenya

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coom several times a day

THANK YOU CORONA-CHAN

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THANK YOU CORONACHAN

enough with the fag shit

ALL OF THEM.

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Lmao why does Austria have the most retarded pics coming out

I'm actually glad I silently prepared ,those idiots that broadcasted it to their friends and family are going to be fucked

just walk away from the tp bru

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>don't socialize
>meanwhile burgers

supermarkets here were emptying out in places, mostly mercadonas.
went into another with a friend to buy supplies and we left without buying anything.

by having kids ASAP

If you're stuck inside your home the whole time you don't even need TP. You can just clean your ass in the shower.

Wait what's with all the baking soda?

They are burning corpses 24/7, nothing to do with corona though

THANK YOU CORONACHAN

THANK YOU CORONAVHAN

CORONA 2020

Based

internet is kill

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Befitting this epic bread I proudly announce that
/ourgirl/

is

OVER 10000 international cases today

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>this
Africa has had the virus for at least over a month
they finally were given the technology to test for it and so far every and anyone nig they've tested off the street has it, KEK

please only post creepy and high quality coronachans,
stop with the shitty vaginas and boring pics

This is the NEET revolution!
Rise up!

Oy vey! I hope they didn't coof on too many handrails and doorknobs, that would really suck, right guys? :^)

you dumbass, that's a direct result of retards like you stealing all the toilet paper for no reason

THANK YOU CORONA CHAN

As I mentioned before, 1 bidet is enough. Or just about any paper would do, if you're willing to put enough effort.
The bottom line is, money would be better used on other necessities.

>move out due to toxic parents
>have a room in a flat with 2 flatmates
>they dont talk to each other, do some minor mean stuff
>so tired of them
>coronoachan emerges
>they get on a fight
>one of them storms out of the house, drives off
Thank you corona-chan?

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How

True dat, but I wold add one extra step. Keep an eye on shops. Check daily from safe distance, if panic buying is over and shops are refilling.

>gloves are disposable
You've already lost.

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Shifting goalposts much, Burger. You just got National Emergency today, what do your think comes next? Protip: it starts with an m.

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Hi, BASED dept. here
Thanks for your service

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Nice outfit

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This. The scarcity principle. Literally the same as ads telling consoomers "buy while stocks last" only this time framed in a doomsday scenario.

>200 hundred years of scheming, warmongering, assassinations, and subversion will be destroyed in less than a year
>along with those responsible for it
>because of pure fucking incompetence
>mfw

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FUCK YOU CORONASS

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Add urugay with 4 infected my bro

>Grandfather passed away this morning.
>can’t go to funeral because nursing staff was infected with virus
>meaning people in hospital were exposed
>my entire family (parents grandparents aunts and uncles) could be infected were asked to self quarantine

This days has sucked so hard.....

just saying that I shop at Sam's club and they had people wiping everything off after people touched it

>stealing all the toilet paper for no reason
First, it´s called buying and not stealing.
Second, I have a reason, I want to see normies shit themselves without TP

Larp. Corpna Chan avoids India because of fecal matter people

I'm only asking once step away from the TP

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All the country is dead, in the moment Corona-chan enter in Edo we are fuked

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Rinse them in boiling water

faggot chink still posting
youtube.com/watch?v=9eastmq_dYE

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I'm starting to think that I should just have it delivered as opposed to taking several trips there

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nice airsoft replicas sirs!

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Same, our country is a joke

Can American boomers say anything besides "muh Trump MAGA" to every fucking thing? Is /ptg/ really just 55 year old dads sharing le based frogs and being hip with the kids?

NEW: NEW: NEW:

How do I apply to join your gang?

based and spec ops pilled

Coom a lot.
I'm not even kidding.

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Maybe get some new cults like the flailers

youtube.com/watch?v=60ruvzfXQoE

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This is best corona version.

Kek it's better than nothing. I went out in full Wuhan Hazmat to biedronka today to stock up on wódka and people were laughing. Nobody is taking it seriously even though the government shut our borders today, shut down everything and Monday Warsaw will be under martial law.

I also didn't tell them the lady who owns a store next door tested positive and is in a Warsaw hospital on a respirator. Normies are going to die en masse

They haven’t released the info about this hospital staff being infected and it’s a hospital in a major city

This is truly the CORRECT TIMELINE
>tfw just coomed to the amount of based happening right now

If you don't know by now you will be dead. I stacked up last week.

He's gonna make it

People who are literal motherfuckers get the rope

ありがとうございます、コロナーちゃん

That sucks. Assuming you don't want an open casket, there should be ways around this