/ptg/ President Trump General - Stonks Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump bilat w/Taoiseach Varadkar 3/12/20
c-span.org/video/?470295-1/
youtu.be/lyVdRKA-UVQ
>Pres Trump welcomes Taoiseach Varadkar 3/12/20
c-span.org/video/?470297-1/
youtu.be/WEwFb6IOZrU
>VP Pence on F&F 3/12/20
youtu.be/AcwCz77_be0
>VP Pence on CBSThisMorning 3/12/20
pic.twitter.com/iaWqMbK0D0
youtu.be/zuJ1FjvpMlQ
>VP Pence on GMA 3/12/20
youtu.be/ftnXZg35xrk
>VP Pence on TODAY 3/12/20
youtu.be/Zk4L0kXL0tE
>VP Pence on (((FakeNews))) 3/12/20
youtu.be/1y1EKEhZRMo
>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 3/12/20
youtu.be/SWcd4zrcvHs
>NIAIDDir Fauci outside WH 3/12/20
c-span.org/video/?470338-1/
>USAmb2UN Craft @UNSC on Yemen 3/12/20
youtu.be/Uz6OQ7V7nT0
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/12/20
youtu.be/LdmMBD1DD08
>Trump2020CommsDir Murtaugh on HughHewittShow 3/12/20
youtu.be/s_8Na1SD21c
>Pres Trump Oh Fuck Oh No 3/11/20
pic.twitter.com/EciwbrWfAg
>Pres Trump Addresses Nation on Corona-chan 3/11/20
c-span.org/video/?470284-1/
youtu.be/6a1Mdq8-_wo
>Pres Trump meets w/Big Bank CEOs 3/11/20
c-span.org/video/?470278-1/
youtu.be/l7VgIzBAkOU
>VP Pence Interview w/C-SPAN 3/11/20
c-span.org/video/?470241-1/
>Don Jr on HardFactorNews 3/11/20
youtu.be/8H2eQPdbyBI?t=1315

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MAGA

Back To Obama's Economy.

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LOOOOLL!!!

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thread theme
>youtube.com/watch?v=_bS9T32qpzw&t=3s

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>Is he going to keep bringing forward Business reps and leaders till the markets close!? Is that his plan!???

JUSTICE LEAGUE OF CORPORATE POWERS

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>>dont have any friends.
>>too fucked to hold down any real job.
>>live alone
>>don't really leave the house
>
>I don't think I could get the chinky virus even if I wanted. such is life.
You can do anything you want if you try user

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MAGA

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Oil rebounding, Free market taking care of testing

It's time to settle down

POST YOUR FACE AFTER THE PRESSER

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Will Israel sell it to them?

I'll try that. It's not easy being dum.

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NO WAY.
Did Blimpf just bullshit his way out of a recession?

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I thought it was Biden's now.
SOMEHOW.

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MAGA

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I missed the heckin dip. Never gonna make it

>it's a dem hoax!
>*declares national emergency*
what did trump mean by this?

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Shekels are shekels

Stonks are surging like Jeb. Bear bros, it's /ourturn/.

Of course Iran needs Israel & vice versa to keep the game going

Always opportunities user.

HEY KID
WANNA NUKE CHINA?

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MAGA

but this is the land of dreams, my brother

youtube.com/watch?v=uE9fN89Jc0Y

>somehow looked like he was holding a gun forcing her to take the vaccine
kek

For an inflated price.

People are dumb panicky animals.

And like that shills are gone.

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MAGA

in addition, this

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Kino

>stonks

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Always.

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Going to be honest, I've never seen the CEOs of major companies like Walmart, Target, and Walgreens all on the same stage as the President of the United States declaring their facilities are open and prepared to test anyone.
The market was clearly also impressed.

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We should have let him desu

> and take a single scene out and pretend it doesn't exist
JEJ; I would have to completely edit out Shouta and most of Riko. It is not the fact it is ecchi (I can show her Monster Musume no probs), but /ss/ and /yuri-shota/ wouldn't fly right

> and you should just watch freakin heck ghibli with family like everyone else.
I did something similar, watched Garden of Words with her, on her request.
Very good movie

[1] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Garden_of_Words

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Fuck Trump, this bubble pumpalumpa

I'll get corona tomorrow in Italy, fly to Canada, fight my way through the forest and cough everything. I spread the shit without end until I'm dead! All Burgers schould die.

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A lot of them clock out right around 5 PM ET

Hell yeah!

TRUMP 2020!

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Ivanka in quarantine

>Ivanka Trump stayed home from White House on Friday after meeting on March 5 with an Australian official who later tested positive for coronavirus

What’s it like to be a Twitter kike and literally REEEE about Trump over every little thing? Him having the leading retailers to help, they REEEEE.

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>Get sent to the pacific as punishment for bullshit he pulled just outside of DC
>War with Japan breaks out

Probably the luckiest asshole in the universe.

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Don't get too excited, our girls will approve the next narrative very soon.

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Now THIS is a President.

THAT'S RIGHT
EVIL TRUMP!!!

twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1238548689506926595

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>it's a dem hoax!

He never said that you moron, you fell for fake news like a retard.

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Eat Merkel's shit you flaming faggot eurotrash MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA

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Reminder that mods will sticky a 2,000 point loss, but not a 2,000 point gain.

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Well, we had a good run

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OH WOW, THAT'S A MILF RIGHT THERE

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MAGA!

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I hope that Trump realizes in his second term that no matter what he does about anything he will always be orange bad man so just fuck these people and do what you want since reelection doesn't matter

This is the most retarded fucking poster in/ptg/ history bar none.

Dead Cat Bounce

yeah
OP, maybe it's time to quit

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>Potato Dutton coofed all over Ivanka's milkers
It's not fair anons

Like always.
Checked and that really makes me think.
How soon is that?

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Are the bernout brothers now trump voters given that he's the only politician to do anything to help the student loan scam?

i guessed he missed the poo woman department head?

> Dates not specified

Satan could have his rod up your ass shortly.

That video was gold.

>POST YOUR FACE AFTER THE PRESSER

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Based Stephen King. Addressing the real issues.

They were trying Bailout Queen, and also Testing at Walmart is stupid already

About 10-15% of them were already, so I'd say maybe a quarter of them now.

There will be heavy seething when they reinstate it

imagine being this retarded

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Markets will stabilize as all these plans, reliefs, etc all come together. They needed this confidence. It'll still be rocky for awhile, but the market and the country will come out stronger when it's all over

MSNBC SHOULD BE CANCELLED WITH THEIR CONSENT FEARMONGERING

So are the DNC nominees.

Now post his quote about diversity not mattering in ‘matters of art’.

That woman doctor got a lot of speaking time, how much crack does one man have to do to totally ignore that?

Rush, right?
he's almost twice as big as two weeks ago!
good boy!

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>H-HE HAS CORONA VIRUS
>H-HE CUT CDC FUNDING
market rallies +2000 points and this is the best you slawjacked faggots can shill. Retreated for the entire press conference to get your faggot script from Discord, and you have literally nothing

THE

A B S O L U T E

STATE

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>he didn't buy the dip yesterday

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> 1,5 Trillion dollars pumped and dumped

> Only 50 billion dollars for the coronavirus emergency

> Still believes the gov gives a single shit about them

How can Migatards even cope ?

Okay retard, what do you see on the left of your chart ? Does it go UP or does it go DOWN ?

In just a few weeks you'll be making tremendous progress.

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Which is also 11pm in Israel, and then they come back at about 8am Israel time.

Did creepy Stephen King miss the blonde and the lady with the black hair?

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if she have corona i eat her shit to. and than i fly to you. i will spread the shit to churches first.

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Bought 3/20 SPY calls right when he said national emergency. Holy shit boys it might happen

All of this means absolutely nothing if we don't start bringing our supply chains back to the US

I'm sorry, HOW many psychic white children do your books have, now?

>Rush, right?
Murphy

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you know what the difference between an office tower and a crematorium is?
about a gallon of premium and a rag.

>makes a fool out of you
>h-he's a retard
emergency funds aren't bailouts
student loan interest waiving isn't a bail out
you are incredibly stupid
BERNIE LOST
STAY MADDDDDDDD

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They already made that 1.5 trillion back today.

Tool.

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Take off the flag, Kike.

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This shit has made that inevitable.

Why reinstate it? Just makes them look bad.

>market does well when trump actually looks like he has a plan
Do you simps accept the fact that he fucked it up in the initial response now?

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>don't notice how the only black characters in my books talk like Amos and Andy

if you've read any of King's work it's obvious he's at least a closet pedo

Because the kikes want their usury

Cerno and adams said Trump needs to get tested and prob has the virus. He looked tired and shaken. Not a winner rn.

>has a memeflag
>even lolbertarian one

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No

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the panic was a hoax. the stocks and people react to the fear
he just bodied that shit by restoring confidence in minutes
It took literally minutes to destroy the narrative and bump the economy, that's how you know there was fucking nothing to this shit other than fear

sure, why not

Definitely the best video I've seen over the past couple of months
youtu.be/CqXRLwKJz7s

You see the video above m8? It's hilarious. Maybe she's into ss man you never know.

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Hmm...

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That's usually what Presidents do in their second term. Look at the shit the nigger tried to do

Keep seething!~

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>two ecelebs say thing

>Murphy
I knew there was an R in there somewhere
his brown fur is coming through, it looks great
Enjoy him and cherish him, user
beautiful pupper

Stocks moved so fast trading had to be limited. I think we're back in business boys. Hope you bought the dip.

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I'm sure mass media hitting the panic button had nothing to do with it.

The Corner Market I was in yesterday was calm as calm could be.

The timeline of the two developments — impeachment and coronavirus — is shocking, and reveals the true cost of hyper-partisanship.

January 11: Chinese state media report the first known death from an illness originating in the Wuhan market.
January 15: Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) holds a vote to send articles of impeachment to the Senate. Pelosi and House Democrats celebrate the “solemn” occasion with a signing ceremony, using commemorative pens.
January 21: The first person with coronavirus arrives in the United States from China, where he had been in Wuhan.
January 23: The House impeachment managers make their opening arguments for removing President Trump.
January 23: China closes off the city of Wuhan completely to slow the spread of coronavirus to the rest of China.
January 30: Senators begin asking two days of questions of both sides in the president’s impeachment trial.
January 30: The World Health Organization declares a global health emergency as coronavirus continues to spread.
January 31: The Senate holds a vote on whether to allow further witnesses and documents in the impeachment trial.
January 31: President Trump declares a national health emergency and imposes a ban on travel to and from China. Former Vice President Joe Biden calls Trump’s decision “hysterical xenophobia … and fear-mongering.”
February 2: The first death from coronavirus outside China is reported in the Philippines.
February 3: House impeachment managers begin closing arguments, calling Trump a threat to national security.
February 4: President Trump talks about coronavirus in his State of the Union address; Pelosi rips up every page.
February 5: The Senate votes to acquit President Trump on both articles of impeachment, 52-48 and 53-47.
February 5: House Democrats finally take up coronavirus in the House Foreign Affairs Subcommittee on Asia.

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youtube.com/watch?v=g_SAx1kXSnk

>miss the blonde
Blond = Amb Birx, Pence's right-hand woman to coordinate the response; use to do coordination for US response to AIDS and pupil of Dr. Fauci
>lady with the black hair
CMS (aka Medicare and Medicaid) Admin Seema Verma

no, the infrastructure to deal with this was fucked up, and put in place by o'nigger

O'NIGGER FUCKED UP THE RESPONSE
ON PURPOSE

>Keep seething!~

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>Definitely the best video I've seen over the past couple of months
I hope Reggie does more Corona Virus Directs!

ironically his latest movie was somehow more and less pedo than the book
they cut the gangbang but added in a gratuitous "now we all swim in our underwear" scene

This definitely needs to start being plastered everywhere

I'd fucking love to take a flight right now and trip around empty places. This is my only fucking opportunity to go to tons of empty places that are amazing and not see other filthy people but I have to sit here for now.

Please user, if you have freedom unlike me go take a trip to shanghai/tokyo. 99.9% you'd be fine and you'll get more than 75% off and no annoying tourists around. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity I have to miss. Live my dream, user. I would be gone for months.

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I'm not feeling safe with you around me - give me assurance you won't be mean

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> 3 minutes 58
That's like, 20 coubs man, actually 30 because half I just scroll past after watching half.

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Watch him make it permanent and then clean the schools of chinks and poos

>WAAAAAAAAAA
>GO AWAY ANCAAAAAAAAAAP

No.

Just one thing, Why the GOP flag?

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Will do!

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Grocery store I go to has been unremarkable and normal until this afternoon. People were hitting it then, but it was the first time. I suspect that will be a one - two day event. The amount of beer being purchased was amusing.

Reminder
Trump only sleeps for only 4 hours
so having to deal with the stress of this chink virus and making sure the markets don't fucking die is probably going to fuck with him a little bit

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These chins pissed me off. if you recall, African-Americans were about to showa Holocaust-Americans until all this virus shit started.

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> Maybe she's into ss man you never know.
Risk is too high for the small reward

You could watch it at 1.5 speed and get the best video of 2020 thus far, no exaggeration.

Yes and no. His travel ban from China worked and he was one of the only world leaders to do it which is why it's currently buring through the EU now with their hug a chinese person nonsense. But he did screw up his initial speech which did cause a decent amount of panic. Which he has now completely reversed with this second presser.

They never would, a lot of lenders are banking on those shekels

making sure companies have the cash to make payroll is a much bigger task than some emergency government purchases

Another 100pbtid from the most retarded nigger on Yas Forums.

Once markets stabilize and the corona outbreak subsides we need an EO ordering the FDA to automatically reject any drug that can't guarantee it will be exclusively produced in the US.

I absolutely agree with you, which is why you have Navarro working on that with the other econ team.

Some of you guys are alright.
Stay out of the toilet paper aisle tomorrow.

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I will say this, the 'Dreamcatcher' film is probably the greatest unintentional comedy ever produced.

>WAAAAAAAAAA
>GO AWAY ANCAAAAAAAAAAP

>No.

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>people rush a grocery store on a Friday and buy beer
Whoa...

>Commies are fucking seething badly

> 1.5 speed
JEJ; watching the "nightcore version" makes it even a worse proposition. I'll likely watch when I'm in bed, on a mobile device

would you let trump fuck your wife?

Hell, I'd probably make a special edit with all the ss and u cut because I like it so much but you'll just have to watch actually great stuff I've already linked you.

Old faggot pervert mason or hell angels cum rag is eisenhaur place. up at the top, i'm jordan court so just go down the street until you see 13
this fuker is spying and montioring you.

I'm not making shit up, or schizo. they're love me to get me labeled that.

It's fucking gang activity up here, whole place? I dont know.
But if you're resident here, GTFO or help me expose it

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU BLUMPF YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SOLVE THE ISSUE WE CREATED

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU PTG.COM YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PANIC AND DISAVOW

>ALL DRUMPFTARDS ARE UNEDUCATED SHITBAGS WHO VOTE AGAINST THEIR ECONOMIC SELF-INTERESTS

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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This would require a massive ejection of the chinks in our companies since all they do is steal our shit and send it back to China

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>Your autism level has increased

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the end of an era

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Declaring all pharma research ITAR controlled could get that done in a day.

You better feg

me too m8, me too. I'm glad reggie is back just to help us in our time of need and also Microsoft Flight Simulator is still fine.

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Literally too based for this world
IMAGINE if he had been president

Checked

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>Watch HasanABI
>This LABOR faggot seething this bad

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>Dead Cat Bounce
That cat is made out of some bouncy-ass rubber because it bounced several times.