Hello, retards

>its just a flu bro unironically in march 13
dont you feel a bit stupid now?

Dead bat bounce

It's gonna get worse before it gets better. Economic collapse and currency shift is imminent

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Eric Trump is right. NEVER bet against America.

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>Would
Great advice

>feb
If you listened to that retard then you would be in the shitter right now.

Brother do you really think you’re more informed than heads of billion dollars companies? Do you think you have access to the same information that they do or the same contacts that they do? My life is going very well and I have kids and a pregnant wife and i travel between Silicon Valley and back home to a small town so all I’m hoping for is for this to be a huge overreaction. I’m not a happening fag I don’t want collapse, I want stability and just going off the response I’m seeing I don’t think it’s going to go the way I wish. I think it’s going to be very bad and I’m fearful.

Unless your Vietnamese

Yeah he's really dumb just buy stocks only when they're high.

Why do you say that? Were the gains we saw during trumps speech a coordinated fed pump?

the biggest market one day increases happen in bear markets

I'm reserving judgement for another week

Pump and dump pump and dump pump and dump except unlike crypto it's not some obese virgin pumping and dumping it's jews

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HAHA NUMBER GO UP DEMS BTFO

Every time I start to think Trump is a fucking mongoloid retard he changes my mind a day later.

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i made a shit load of cash this week

>pls pls pls buy stocks pls my dad needs to get re-elected

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I don’t know what’s up with the over 20% drop in the last month

When the rule of law stops applying, memeflags will be the first to be rounded up.

>ded cat bounce at the weekend, for 1.5 trillion BRRRRRRR
>stonks down 20 from the peak in 2 weeks
>kung flu still on
>yield curve has still flattened
>ceos stepping down en masse
>economy starting to go to shit, currency system about to implode

go evolve somewhere, faggot

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>Feds pump trillions of funny money’s into the markets
>HAHAHAHAH RED LINE TURN GREEN AND GO UP! INVEST OR UR DUMB

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u now:
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH DEMS BTFO MONY PRINTER GO BRRRRRRRR
u next week:
>pic related

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>democrat supporters be like
>"it's maaam"

Retarded much?

>muh next week
>he didn’t go all in yesterday
You’re not gonna make it.

>lol retart number green moni printr go brrrrrr

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>b-b-b-but number green today!

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Take a good look kids. This is what mental illness looks like.

>pump it

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Try to prove me wrong, nigger

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First, try proving yourself not a complete retard

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yeah it only cost 1.5 Trillion dollars in debt that we all have to pay for.

what was he investing in?

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Did you know that 96% of inbreeding in the US is in the projects among young blacks who don’t know their father

>"I bought stonks today at the peak and now I'm worried that it might go down, after you pointed out all the inconvenient facts,which I am unwilling to admit, that imply they would and I hide the fact behind my homosexually smug exterior."
Thanks for clearing that up

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Having a testing program
>does NOT stop the spread of the virus
>does NOT get people back on airplanes
>does NOT get people back in restaurants
>does NOT open stadiums
>does NOT open colleges
>does NOT keep sick people at work
>does NOT eliminate $2.5 trillion of junk bond debt

Having a testing program
>does reveal thousands of new cases with each news cycle

On what planet does this testing program rescue the economy from recession and financial implosion?

>in my opinion........... buy low sell high!
>i just came up with that!
>im a business man!
What a fucking dork

>all the inconvenient facts

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Cope harder boomer, your retirement money is GONE

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>Cope harder boomer, your retirement money is GONE

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>no counter-argument
Thanks for proving my point niggerfaggot.

hehe, yeah, imagine that.... heh...

Why do you people think futures are open on Friday?

just fine because I'm not a boomer faggot that has no idea how to read markets

kek

Why does he need a 401k?

I am not your brother

absolutely based and fed pilled.

>crisis hits
>market crashes due to panic
>"let's pump the stock market full of monies"
>Pandemic isn't over yet. People are still scared
>Yet somehow the stock market will continue as usual
>we haven't even hit the peak of this crisis

hmmmmm