Éire Yas Forums - Biohazard Edition

We are now in an emergency situation. Restroctions are in place for public gatherings and schools are closed.

>Coronavirus: 90 cases now confirmed in Republic of Ireland.
rte.ie/news/2020/0313/1121986-coronavirus-tracker/

>20 new cases of Covid-19 diagnosed, says Dept of Health.
rte.ie/news/coronavirus/2020/0313/1121981-covid-19-schools-closures-social-distancing/

>Schools, colleges, childcare facilities closed until 29 March over Covid-19.
rte.ie/news/coronavirus/2020/0312/1121820-coronavirus/

>Masses are cancelled across Ireland.
rte.ie/news/ireland/2020/0313/1122150-mass-coronavirus/

>Reduce contacts, but 'children can still play together'.
rte.ie/news/2020/0313/1122093-coronavirus-consultant-appeal/

>Covid-19: Big rise in testing expected as threshold changes.
rte.ie/news/coronavirus/2020/0313/1122004-coronavirus-ireland-health/

>Calls for 24-hour services as homeless day-centres close.
rte.ie/news/coronavirus/2020/0313/1122118-homeless-centres-covid-19/

>Blame shared by many in cash for ash scheme, inquiry finds.
rte.ie/news/ulster/2020/0313/1121975-rhi-cash-for-ash-report/

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there must be something like 5 Irish posters on Yas Forums

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Depends on the day.
Traffic for Éire Yas Forums is bipolar.
Some days there are no posters or only a few, others there can as many as 30 or 40.
There were threads with as many as 70 a few times.

Too busy panic buying.

Was reading boards.ie today. My god that place is cancer.

OK FINE I DON'T NEED TOILET ROLL I CAN JUST GO OUT SIDE AND PICK A BUNDLE OF NETTLES TO WIPE MY HOLE I DON'T CARE

Well its like mumsnet but even more normie. At least mumnets don't buy into the trans-kids shit.

Bit late now.
Anons on here knew about this for months.
You'd think they would buy 2 weeks ago instead of now when even normies are buying.

Do people still use it?
Heard it has fuck all traffic.

>normie
>trans-kids
Pick one.

Meant for.

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Has it hit the Murphy's brewery in Cork?

I was once picking a nettle to show my step-brother you could eat them. It was the heatwave of 1985 and I just had on a pair of shorts as it was a hot day. He kicked me up the arse as I was bent over and i went into the ditch full of nettles. I had to roll over to get out. Got stung everywhere.
I'm now immune to nettle stings so thanks for pointing out this amazing resource I would not otherwise have thought of in these desperate times.

Full of leftie nonsense and a few based folks quarantined in current affairs.

I feel like I'm the only office worker in the country that hasn't been sent home

I used to eat nettles from the garden and my sis tried and stung her entire mouth kek
btw if you need more wild food, willowherb roots are a good source of carbs and vitamins. Also red clover heads and thistle flower and root is also good

Shops here in Scotland out of rice, pasta, beans and the usuals for weeks now. My Mrs just went to LIDL and came back with noodles and cous cous to finish up our major stash we started in January. Now going into lockdown. Last family visits tomorrow so they can see our new baby then it's just us. Fuck all the cunts complaining there is nothing in the shops and prepping now. They will see the difference between preparing in advance and panic buying.
Feel bad for you guys, as shit as are en aich ess is I would not like to be living in Ireland right now. I lived there 15 years and suffered your health service.

>wait 3 months to do nothing
>save money
>3 months later
>shit gonna cost every everything

Every time.

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>It was the heatwave of 1985
I hear it got up to 78F that Summer.

Coof Coof

.member that time we did a 24/7 éirepol
The good old days

Kek

I know people in Ireland. Where are the outbreaks happening? A lot of it is very rural so containment should be easier

What's an F?

Comfy threads.

What the fuck do we even hunt in ireland if shit gets bad?Fish would probably become the main food source I'd say.

Fuck you bong
I'm a long time boards poster
Well respected
Sneakily spreading panic in the coronation threads

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No
beer workers are immune

Those rural Irish are in and out of each others houses constantly and get touched more often than a Rochdale teenager.

It's in the cities already.
Cork had a number of cases and a few hospitals are banning visitors and cancelling non emergency appointments.

>my cousin kicked me up the arse into a bunch of nettles
Did you get the cunt back?

I was a boards poster for years but eventually got banned.

Fahrenheit

Irish people are allergic to fish

Bark of willow Tree is literally paracetamol
t. Not a doctor

I did, I bust his nose with a punch when we were flooring the attic, he was older and twice my size so I ran, he booted me in the back as I was going down the ladder forwards and I fell down in a crumpled heap. Cunts nose bled for ages though, was worth it.

They weigh temperatures? How does that work?

We have big farming industry.
We won't run out of food quickly.

>comfy
And fucking hilarious

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During big happenings Éire Yas Forums had up to 100 posters.
When shit hits the fan we will probably see a new high score.

Ag bumpáil

The abortion referendum was savage here
Anonymous from every shithole country in the world dropping in to wish us luck and praying for Ireland

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Digits decide what politician get CoronaVirus.

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Does Ireland even have a president?

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we let them down

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Anyone else notice that all the ABORTION CROWD are afraid of corona chan
Kek you voted for abortion and now MOTHER NATURE AND GOD are going to ABORTION YOU
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES

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Yes.
A closeted gay midget.

Checked.

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Your grade.

Whose that langer who we saw in the fotos with p suther land
He gonna get the corona chan

OP is a fag

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>president
Dirty diseased dog dwarf
Pick one

Hello newfag

the tánaiste, simon coveney

>we let them down.
I beg to differ
We did our best
We shilled and memed and prayed and voted multiple times

Roll for

Kek
That dwarf fag got will get the guillotine
A tiny miniature guillotine

I'm proud to be one of the 33% that voted No.

Well spotted

The memes were good. Imagine the memes after if No had won

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wore my respirator to the supermarket today lads