/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2018 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

>Google will decide which burgers will be tested
Enjoy your dystopian shitposters, your internet history will deny you treatment.
All that pathetic racism only caused yourself harm

poop in loo

So last night as I was lying down for bed, I started having this painful sensation at the bottom of my ribcage.
Not entirely sure what happened, but I was having trouble breathing all of the sudden and felt extremely lightheaded.
My question is, would the coof have come before this, or do I really have coronachan and the coof comes shortly afterward? Not sure if I'm sick or was just having a panic attack.

Don't know where you live, pastabro, but here in Milan they decided to start singing and sounding horns around 6 PM. Was cringe as fuck, not gonna lie.

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Burner account, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

That is all.

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How's my fellow vegan preppers? What proteins are you prepping?

Just the air is bad because they are burning so many bodies, but it will get better next week.

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In Bergamo, it was bad yesterday, but today is very silent.

REMIDNER GERMANY IS WAKING UP

TOO LATE BUT WE ARE CLOSING DOWN

SCHOOLS AND UNIVERSATIES WILL CLOSE ON MONDAY NATIONWIDE

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>ask mom whats wrong seems like shes down
>I've just been having this cough that won't go away and a sore throat
NO THIS ISNT HOW I WANTED TO GO PLEASE NO

>vegan preppers
that's not gonna work, sorry

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Keep getting told to get a flu and pneumonia shot since I have pre-existing lung conditions Good or bad idea?

So the American plan is a website that tells you which Walmart parking lot to drive to and get tested?

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Fix that. Ecuador is now on 23 (1)

>2 or 5 people infected but already contained
>toilet paper now $12 from $2 a couple hours ago
>no rice, flour, spaghetti, bread, meat, chicken
>supermarket being completely emptied out with cars flooding the places
>tourists are fleeing but I got a nice basket of food yesterday cause they can't leave with it
>flights being blocked soon until the end of the month
FUCK PANICFAGS

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more like dodging but ok

How true is this blog?
medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

So after that shit show with tromp, how are the markets doing?

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PERU IS KILL!

I REPEAT

PERU IS KILL!

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precordial_catch_syndrome

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What does "national emergency" mean for US?

>that bush
>that puffy vulva

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PLEASE LET ME SURVIVE THIS

Anybody know what the "long term effects" are of Coronachan?

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haha brrrr

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Fuck it, let Corona have as much fun as she can this weekend, like she has for the past month.
Blackest Monday soon.

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Post yfw roits in cities

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Gentlemen, I sincerely hope none of you have fallen for the bull trap.

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These threads are moving so fast no one will notice that my mother died on the first and I really miss her.

mcdonalds sales are running low

We would if we could, but our meds are made in China and all the supply chains have dried up, so we can't.

the markets closed in the middle of it but spiked up high towards the end, happening is officially canceled, markets are recovering.

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Why are they burning bodies?

buying milk at the store, indian fella behind the counter drops the change. i go to pick it up, and he says "sorry, sorry" and TOUCHES MY FUCKING HAND
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>tfw bought the dip on tesla
BUMP IT UP PUMP IT UP BUMP IT UP PUMP IT UP
LMAO at your pathetic “crisis”

testicular damage and likely permanent lung damage. There is also a chance of nerve damage too.

>Italy +2,547 (+250)
dude wtf?

Sad.

this is your future on corona-chan

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>it's easier to buy weed than it is toiler paper in my town

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Some appointments to FEMA have been finalized this week

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RARE

F

Google will rely on the symptoms posted by the "authorities ". We all know them. We all should get tested.

Peru will be kill when the line looks like that on log scale.

im sorry user

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>my dad just called me and said he’s been to every store in the area and all of them have lines around the store
NPCs are in full panic mode

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Spain BTFO!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

+2086

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A website you also get your results from
So a login will be required
>A website made by google.

You have got a Google account haven't you user?
I mean it's not as if your life depends on it

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>waiting till monday
get on our level 4k infected strong over here, we decided to close schools yesterday afternoon

This is CVG, they made a sticky to contain you redditor frogposting trump fanboys

First case comfirmed here in Guatemala
We are fucked

>People from Madrid left the city and the province before the state of alarm to small tourist cities and towns across spain

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Sorry for your loss user

If i hear another gordo salame talk about washing your hands, i'm going to have a mental breakdown

Lads... I'm following a few twitter accounts from satelliteposters in Wuhan.
They have "unlocked" a bit the city, because everyone is going to starve otherwise. New cases have risen again.
So we have a reservoir. Could be Typhoid Maries shedding the virus for the rest of their lives (or at least a "few" months), could be birds, could be bacterias...
twitter.com/iris_78yq
twitter.com/orz1121

Mum died right before Christmas, iktf fren

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hmm
sounds familiar

Wtf is going on with the johns Hopkins tracker? They cut 400ish cases, 10 deaths and 2 recovered.

Zoinks

He wanted to have gay sex with you

Dear sir, you appear to be quite malnourished, may I offer you a drink and a good steak?

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>UK recovered: 18
lol, still only 18.
How many days has it been stuck at 18? Four days? Five days?

Six, actually. While the infected jumps into the hundreds per day.

>close schools and universities
>everyone goes out to party like the normalfags they are
the spread continues

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F

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At this rate Spain will overtake Italy in three days

I lost a loved one not so long ago, I am sorry user. It sucks. With all this talk of death because of the chink AIDS, it just brings back memories and I dont want to relive that again. Neither do I want anyone else to go through that.

youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg

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Share your raiding tactics.

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Is china exterminating the sick?

youtube.com/watch?v=i8gF-nG1yzM

I NEED A HAPPENING

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Butter and beef jerky.

fuck you id skull fuck her corpse if i had the chance

what site is this?

Reminder you most likely still dont have the virus and it's not too late to prep
People who say it's too late to prep are as retarded as those who will never bother

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I see many anons in these threads, and all over the board, having second thoughts. It almost happened to me a moment ago, after realizing that my friend is an NPC.
You need to remember one thing.
You've MADE this happen.
Corona-chan destroying humanity is the only way we could've won.
Everything has its price.
Our enemies were too many for us to win in a straight fight.
Delaying the inevitable would only make things worse.
If we can't win, then nobody wins.
Maybe in the distant future some new intelligent life will emerge on Earth. From our metaphorical ashes it will have the knowledge on how to deal with its equivalent of long-nosed tribe.
Praise Corona-chan, for she is our champion.

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Friendly reminder that the only reason they say "you don't need a mask, it's counterproductive" is because they are afraid people will stockpile and doctors and nurses will run out of masks.

How so. Most of the preps I've seen have mostly vegan stuff. Rice, beans, lentils, pasta.

It's real

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yo wtf is this pace

cant wait for s2 on april 11 hope they dont postpone it cuz the fucking virus

AMERICA WILL DIE
THE WEST WILL DIE
CHINESE WILL RULE THE WORLD

WE WILL CLAIM YOUR WHITE WOMEN AS YOUR MEN VOMIT OUT THEIR LUNGS

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W I D E

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independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-herd-immunity-uk-nhs-outbreak-pandemic-government-a9399101.html

WHAT THE FUCK YOU TEA-SIPPING BONGS

well thats fine, but you shouldn't be touching my hand at a time like this

calm down Jared Kuchner
youtube.com/watch?v=jL7iGw5nm1k

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F

everyone please give me a quick rundown, how fucked are we? be honest. best/worst case scenario

Not.

STOP GOING SO FAST AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Have fun finding mask, sanitizers, portable water and toilet paper.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Anoyne got the you unlocked pvp mode photo?

There's a strong chance my mother's infected, they're making her doing the tests in a couple of hours.
She already has a fuckton of complications like past heart attacks, if she's positive she's most definetly not gonna make it.

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>testicular damage
Source?

worldodometer.info

We should start calling it "chink lung herpes".
To highlight the fact that there's no evidence that the remission of symptoms implies removal of the virus from the body.

the only thing you're prepping is your wife's bull

Just finished my last planned shopping trip for the next ~6-7 weeks.
Only contact will be with ~4 colleagues that I usually deal with at my small company.
Also trash didn't get picked up here today.... not sure what's up with that.
Wish you guys all the best. Don't touch your face bros and your lung might just make it through this.

Also why are there memeflags ALL DAY creating other additional threads in addition to this mainline one?

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>Norway 969 (1)
1k within the hour, yeah baby
and I'm one of them

Is there a way this site can implement a feature where we can elevate certain threads to the top of the board? This thread by far is more important than the daily trash, but it seems that the thread system operates on almost a first come first serve type basis for posts elevating the threads. This means more important threads get lost.

bruh

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It's literally too late.. Wait for one more week and the cases will have multiplied by 15 times.

it IS happening, but still slowly

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