"I saw the prophet (pbuh) sucking on the tongue or the lips of Al-Hassan son of Ali, may the prayers of Allah be upon him . For no tongue or lips that the prophet sucked on will be tormented”
What is this?
Also why did he marry a 9 year old and hate dogs? Help me I’m losing my faith.
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>hate dogs
Should be the deal breaker for any decent human being. Never trust a cat person.
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Why does the word for Allah look like a penis?
Aisha was probably 13-15 years when he married her which is very normal and natural among all human societies till the last century. Her being 9 years is one of fake narratives about the prophet. You cannot marry girl before the age of puberty even before Islam .And the average age for that in Arabia is 13- 15.
Allah loves animals since he created them. Even mentioned in Hadith that a prostitute granted heaven only because she fed a starving dog. The dog being unclean in home in Islam doesn't mean they are hated . You can pet a dog but have to wash your hand after that. That's it
All I see are the Hagarite milkers, sorry.
It's clearly a sweaty dick
>wash your hand
Anyone who's ever SEEN an Arab wash his hands knows that you don't know how to do it properly. Perhaps Muhammad really was trying to impose something hygienic, but in reality his injunctions are more observed in the spirit of ritual than that of cleanliness. You stick your fingers up your arse and then rinse them with water, thinking this little splash of liquid is fine, not giving a shit about the fecal matter under your nails or in the various cracks and wrinkles. Health and safety inspectors ALWAYS find traces of human shit in your kitchens. You are filthy.
Here we see the superiority demonstrated of Torbe over Woodman. You've seen too many sweaty dicks, and need to concentrate more on the tits, Thibaud.
Based mommy queen
This is not true. Islamic rituals after taking hit is to wash it with water without touching it with (bidet)or older water container then clean it with toilet paper or using peace of cloth (before inventing TP) to dry up the wet clean asshole.
In fact, in the Muslim world they accuse the westerners (except Italians because of bidet) of being unhygienic for only using toilet papers. BTW the Muslims got the water before cloth from the Romans . We just copied it from them like many other things.
Should I convert to Islam? If so why?
Wtf Spain bros?
Hadiths aren't reality.
The actual Hadith doesn't even say anything about tongue.
Hassan was the grandson of the prophet.
The prophet didn't marry a 9 year old, she was actually 19 years-old.
The prophet didn't hate dogs, in fact other hadiths said that he had dogs and played with dogs.
You're dumb.
Lastly none of this is relevant because the Qur'an is the word of God and proves itself even if it was delivered by an octopus.
Why does arabic writing look like you dipped the feet of an epileptic chicken in ink and made it break dance under a strobe light?
I see my own sweaty dick every day as I do the helicopter and I can assure my my dick literally spells out Allah
The reality belies this. You wipe with your hand and then half-assedly rinse the hand. I've seen it. As usual with Islam, it's ignorant savages unthinkingly observing a rule they don't know the purpose of.
This everybody
People are obsessed with bathing nowadays. It's a bad influence from the USA. Our Isabel refrained from bathing at at least some point in time because she had made a vow not to bathe until Granada was taken from the Moors. If this was a vow of self denial, obviously bathing was seen as something necessary or desireable, at least to some degree. Doing it DAILY, as we are now taught to do by California's media spewings, is actually bad for the natural flora of the epidermis.
I am quite prepared to entertain the possibility that Muhammad himself was enlightened and intelligent in many areas (along with being a murdering bandit rapist), but the point is that his contemporary followers interpret all this material, Coranic and the Hadiths, in a retarded backward way, and the bad shit that IS in the original story is exacerbated thereby.
Where does it say she’s 19, schizophrenic?
I can't confirm he had dogs and played with them tho,
I don't think he had dogs
It's also wasteful water-wise and when you add in all the soap/fragrance shit people just have to fucking have for a bath, then it becomes polluting to boot, too.
Also FUCK ISLAM AND MUHAMMAD CAN SUCK MY FAT DICK. But he'd probably like that, considering how homo those homophobes really are in secret.
So fuck him instead, with a rusty spiked pig phallus in the name of all that is un-supernatural and completely godless, amen.
>along with being a murdering bandit rapist
You're being kind of hard on yourself by describing the Spaniards in such a way.
>Where does it say she’s 19, schizophrenic?
First of all, the Qur'an prohibits marriage for women who are not yet intellectually mature and the prophet always followed the Qur'an. Intellectual maturity is usually in the late teens or even early 20s.
Secondly, this:
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Okay, so all that shit is written into a holy book. Tell me why anyone should believe any of it?
A prostitute fed a doge, the book says? So fucking what? Show me some empirical evidence, mr almighty Muhammad.
>So fuck him instead, with a rusty spiked pig phallus
There it is, the mutt and his bestiality fetish with pigs as usual.
People who hate, and refuse to recognize their Creator had existed before in a long time, you are not different from them.
Humble yourself you will do it sooner or later
>First of all, the Qur'an
You're still quibbling over some unsubstantiated supernatural bullshit.
tell me why I should believe your god jumped over a mountain or split it in half or swalloed it whole or some shit when that shit is clearly impossible.
If you're gonna tell me that it's metaphorical and up for reader interpretation,then I'm going to metaphorically tell you that I interpret it all as bullshit and regard it's meaning to be that I can just fucking disregard all of it.
You're the one who thinks they're so bad.
You also think sodomy is so bad.
So.. .why not?
You're GIVING me the ammunition. Why not coat it in pig blood/shit/grease as well before I shoot back with it?
Bless you truthteller
>People who hate, and refuse to recognize their Creator had existed before in a long time, you are not different from them.
>Humble yourself you will do it sooner or later
(English may not be your first language, so I give you a pass... somewhat)
but... people who refuse to learn how to clearly communicate shouldn't be taken seriously for very long.
Educate yourself, or just die stupid. I don't care.
>>First of all, the Qur'an
>You're still quibbling over some unsubstantiated supernatural bullshit.
Stupid mutt. I was answering his question about the prophet. The Qur'an was what the prophet followed. I know that mutts are semi-illiterate but learn to actually read before posting.
>tell me why I should believe your god jumped over a mountain or split it in half or swalloed it whole or some shit when that shit is clearly impossible.
What the fuck are you even talking about?
If you don't even know the basics of the Qur'an it's because you are not even interested so I'm not going to bother to tell you.
>imagine
I see a saggy pair of tits
That doesn’t confirm that she wasn’t 9 years old.
Learn to be humble enough to accept what the great prophet does.
Why does the word for Allah look like a sweaty trio of tits?
Penis
>If you don't even know the basics of the Qur'an
I've heard enough.
Once you start talking about beating wives, stoning people for their consensual sexual activities, and turning people into apes (disregarding the fact that humans ARE already in fact apes), among other things...
Yeah, I really don't think I need to credit your stupid book with further study.
It's not the spelling I was address, sweetheart.
Find a better grammar checker. And a decent science textbook while you're at it.
So the hadith about consummating at 9 is wrong? What else in hadith is wrong? Are you Quranist?
> split it in half or swalloed it whole
What? Check your sources man
>That doesn’t confirm that she wasn’t 9 years old.
It makes it practically impossible for her to have been that young. It's all about weighing the evidence. Either way, we know that certainly she had to have been intellectually mature implying late teens at the minimum.
>Learn to be humble enough to accept what the great prophet does.
Learn to not larp and use memeflags.
>Yeah, I really don't think I need to credit your stupid book with further study.
I don't think we don't need stupid mutts to study our book.
>So the hadith about consummating at 9 is wrong?
Yes.
>What else in hadith is wrong?
Probably at least half of it.
>Are you Quranist?
The proper term is Muslim.
>was probably
Yeah, you're a coping faggot. Your own scholars (prior to current year) say she was 6-9 and was playing with her dolls as proof she hadn't hit puberty, and every Hadith says this.
Impossible?
You deny what Muhammad does?
You will go to hell.
>Impossible?
>You deny what Muhammad does?
>You will go to hell.
Stop larping with your memeflag.
Based. Islam is the future.
> Find a better grammar checker
I think that maybe the "error" you think i made was something i did on purpose
> science
Reminder that Islam is the initiator of modern science, it has given science an importance such great that it led to the collection of the knowledge of other civilizations, while developing its own, centuries later Europe has seen its benefits, and decided to catch up giving science a value aswell, also what was researched by muslims was translated and used as a starting point in lots of subjects, (i can name surgery and sailing for an example)
Muslims fell when they started dividing and not following correctly their religion.
You are doing an error though, science is from the point of view of the human species, that's why science can't explain everything, cause the human being is limited, and the knowledge it gains is that which Allah is willing to give him.
Orientalist fetishism has clouded much that there is to be found on al Andalus. It's tiresome to sort the wheat from the chaff. There's a kind of mental illness prevalent here among too many people to praise the Moors and denigrate the Christians. Decades of anti-patriotic stuff since Franco's death is to blame for most of it. The existing baths in Granada are mostly fanciful reconstructions.
Is using toilet paper with koranic verse printed on each square considered more hygienic than toilet paper without said verses? I have both.
>Qur'an
Using Qs and apostrophes is the first sign of faggotry.
>There's a kind of mental illness prevalent here among too many people to praise the Moors and denigrate the Christians.
You mean the mental illness of accepting reality and actual history?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Splitting a mountain in half, or jumping over it, or swallowing it would be some supernatural bullshit, wouldn't it?
I'm so glad you discerned the absurdity of my statement.
But I guess striking a person with lightning and then bring them back to life afterwards is totally rational to believe in, yes?
Or that beating a man with pieces of a dead cow would bring him back to life. That's okay, right?
As are clay birds coming to life after being breathed on. Or soldiers on a battlefield coming back to life once slain. Or a golden calf mooing audibly.
Of course, Lord Krishna lifting up a mountain with a single finger, which the Hindu religion believes, that's impossible and far-fetched stupidity, right?
>Also why did he marry a 9 year old
because he's based.
commend what is commendable and condemn what is condemnable
>Reminder that Islam is the initiator of modern science, it has given science an importance such great that it led to the collection of the knowledge of other civilizations, while developing its own, centuries later Europe has seen its benefits, and decided to catch up giving science a value aswell, also what was researched by muslims was translated and used as a starting point in lots of subjects, (i can name surgery and sailing for an example)
>Muslims fell when they started dividing and not following correctly their religion.
Okay, so something we can somewhat agree on. I too wish your religion had kept up in their scientific ways.
>You are doing an error though, science is from the point of view of the human species, that's why science can't explain everything, cause the human being is limited, and the knowledge it gains is that which Allah is willing to give him.
This thinking, however, is unfortunate and also the sort of thinking that caused you to LOSE science in the first place.
It's really not that bad English at all, for communicating purposes. You are wasting our time with distractions instead of dealing with the real issues. I am an Englishman, a teacher, editor and author of several published works, and would amend thus:
>People who hate, and refuse to recognize their Creator had existed before in a long time, you are not different from them.
>Humble yourself you will do it sooner or later
People who hate, and refuse to recognize their Creator have existed for a long time, you are no different from them.
Humble yourself; you will do it sooner or later
- really no big deal.
> I'm so glad you discerned the absurdity of my statement.
I did not discern any absurdity in your statement, i asked you to analyze your sources, because they seem not trustworthy,
also i never heard what you are talking about.
> But I guess striking a person with lightning and then bring them back to life afterwards is totally rational to believe in, yes?
> Or that beating a man with pieces of a dead cow would bring him back to life. That's okay, right?
> As are clay birds coming to life after being breathed on. Or soldiers on a battlefield coming back to life once slain.
> Or a golden calf mooing audiblyOf course, Lord Krishna lifting up a mountain with a single finger, which the Hindu religion believes, that's impossible and far-fetched stupidity, right?
With all the knowledge i have about my religion, i never heard about anything you said except for a golden calf/cow
Many books can be written on this, here isn't the time or place. But use the rule of thumb that any stark contradistinction of black/white is going to be papering over all manner of grey areas. Wonderful shiny clean Moors and dirty smelly Spaniards is obviously a silly caricature.
Absolutely, but the centuries of rape and terrorisation outweighs so much else...