/ptg/ President Trump General - Thank You Mr. President Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump bilat w/Taoiseach Varadkar 3/12/20
c-span.org/video/?470295-1/
youtu.be/lyVdRKA-UVQ
>Pres Trump welcomes Taoiseach Varadkar 3/12/20
c-span.org/video/?470297-1/
youtu.be/WEwFb6IOZrU
>VP Pence on F&F 3/12/20
youtu.be/AcwCz77_be0
>VP Pence on CBSThisMorning 3/12/20
pic.twitter.com/iaWqMbK0D0
youtu.be/zuJ1FjvpMlQ
>VP Pence on GMA 3/12/20
youtu.be/ftnXZg35xrk
>VP Pence on TODAY 3/12/20
youtu.be/Zk4L0kXL0tE
>VP Pence on (((FakeNews))) 3/12/20
youtu.be/1y1EKEhZRMo
>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 3/12/20
youtu.be/SWcd4zrcvHs
>NIAIDDir Fauci outside WH 3/12/20
c-span.org/video/?470338-1/
>USAmb2UN Craft @UNSC on Yemen 3/12/20
youtu.be/Uz6OQ7V7nT0
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/12/20
youtu.be/LdmMBD1DD08
>Trump2020CommsDir Murtaugh on HughHewittShow 3/12/20
youtu.be/s_8Na1SD21c
>Pres Trump Oh Fuck Oh No 3/11/20
pic.twitter.com/EciwbrWfAg
>Pres Trump Addresses Nation on Corona-chan 3/11/20
c-span.org/video/?470284-1/
youtu.be/6a1Mdq8-_wo
>Pres Trump meets w/Big Bank CEOs 3/11/20
c-span.org/video/?470278-1/
youtu.be/l7VgIzBAkOU
>VP Pence Interview w/C-SPAN 3/11/20
c-span.org/video/?470241-1/
>Don Jr on HardFactorNews 3/11/20
youtu.be/8H2eQPdbyBI?t=1315

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MAGA

MAGA

i cannot into clipping mask
help frens

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>have a cough
>slight dizziness
>feel tired
>want to check my temperature but my thermometer is busted. doubt my temperature is 94.3
fuck. talked with my grandfather yesterday too

This (((Spanish))) broad has a suspicious nose.

MAGA also

me in the back

Thank you, President Donald J Trump!

MAGA

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The sticky is a fucking mess

AWOO

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THIS IS PERFECT.
THE VIRUS IS OVER GUYS.

WHERE IS THE BRITFAG?

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MAGA

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How does he do it

as is tradition

>CDC said up to 214 MILLION Americans could be infected with coronavirus in a worst-case scenario during a meeting last month
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8110425/CDC-says-worst-case-scenario-214-MILLION-Americans-infected-coronavirus.html

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>Trump announces suspension of student loans for the time

Ahhhhhhh hahahahahaha Bernie Sanders btfo, trump just beat you at your only talking point

stickies are just gay aids containment. for when fags flood in to Yas Forums

is that Asian reporter wasting a mask? or is she actually sick?

NIGGER TAPE WHEN

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> Look as his head

>Trump says everything is going to be okay.
>Stock market reacts

BUY BUY BUY!
>BUY BUY BUY!

BUY BUY BUY!
>BUY BUY BUY!

BUY BUY BUY!
>BUY BUY BUY!

CORONA IS A VIRUS OF PEACE, YOU IGNORANT DUMPHKINS!

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MAGA

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With chinks it's hard to tell.

that's a dangerously low temp

If you expect the market to stay up your stupid

OOGA BOOGA U BAD U ORAYNGE U BAD MUHFUH [monkey noises]

>THEY ARE STILL TRYING TO GET HIM TO QUARANTINE HIMSELF

>5 DIFFERENT REPORTERS

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>Trump, you're doing nothing!
Don't do too much, Trump!
>Trump, you're doing nothing!
Don't do too much, Trump!
>Trump, you're doing nothing!
Don't do too much, Trump!
>Trump, you're doing nothing!
Don't do too much, Trump!

imagine trying to please these people, no wonder Barry let his people run the show

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>The sticky is a fucking mess

HASANABI IS FUCKING PISSED

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

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>Nice. Are cabins up there still cheap ish?

Yes, pretty cheap, I've bought a few lots at $1000 per acre and under

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>Sky News
Yikes

>AYO mista prezziDENT, I's with pbs news OUR why is you firing obama people they be virus experts

「Quad City Jams: Embodiment of the Scarlet Awoo」

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These fucking cunts trying to cause more panic with their shitty questions.

These fucking spergs KEK
Get fucked shills

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This is great.

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Updated democrat narrative coming out soon!

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BUY BUY BUY!
>BUY BUY BUY!

BUY BUY BUY!
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BUY BUY BUY!
>BUY BUY BUY!

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I'm not surprised by anything this kike says anymore

>Seethes silently

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>IF YOU STAY HOME, IT’S NOT BAD

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DAS RITE WHY BOI

>How to effectively kill your political party.
>Bring in some chinks to their press conference

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If Trump is exposed, so is Pence. It's a transparent attempt to 25th Amendment him and put Pelosi in power.

Damn, that's comfy.

Their narrative is a hot mess

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>up to
>could be
>in a worst-case scenario
K I L L Y O U R S E L F

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lol

MR PRESIDENT YOU STOOD NEXT TO A SICK PERSON. STEP DOWN FROM THE OFFICE NOW.

>All men in suits and ties
>All women impeccable dressed
> Go to gibs "reporter"

Why are you like this?

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AND NOW A 6TH REPORTER

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amazing when everything seems to be at its darkest, the next day Trump gets everything to rise from the ashes

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>This cunt is overtalking him

SHUT HER UP

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SOON! ALSO STOP YELLING! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO PANIC OR YELL!

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Just got back how's the cumference?

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>MOST LIKELY GETTING TESTED

AAAA

>BREAKING NEWS
>TRUMP IS BEING SELFISH

what the fuck

It's got an alpha transparency -- where are you running into problems?

They don’t want the public to realize he taking care of the situation.

That's what the Democrats did when they tried to throw in irrelevent shit into the carollavirus funding bill. Schumer can fuck off.

hello idiots. ooo no in a second, faggot down the road gonna be tooooopin on me
youtube.com/watch?v=IJkMrl4AG8w

Oh look another nigger

HOLY FUCK BLIMPF IS FUCKING PISSED AFTER THAT QUESTION

BLIMPF GONNA GET TESTED

What id miss, i was in a safety meeting?

>all these """second questions""" getting nuked
kek fuck the fake news

Good

WHAT A RUDE CUNT

kek

>will likely getting tested
DESTROYED

Divine Providence is the only explanation

Romans 8:28

>AREN'T YOU BEING SELFISH
die, cunt

SHE WASTED HER TURN ON A FOLLOW UP HAHAHAHAHA

Women's liberation was a mistake

His mic cuts are on fuckin POINT nowadays

I actually meant the other one that was just posted. Lady holding up a blank sign.

Based Trump cutting the bitch off

Anyone denying that he is blessed by a higher power is just being willfully ignorant at this point.

I fuckin love how he switches question so fast, giving absolutely zero fucks

It's going to involve...

TESTING
>TESTED
TESTING
>TESTED
TESTING
>TESTED

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Repeal the 19th.

So Trump has Corona. Good to know. Now get tested, dumbass.

DOW is up 2000 points in the last hour.

that guy's trying to beat gizzi at his glasses game

THIS

Why do they keep prodding Trump to self quarantine? Are they trying to get him to admit he's too important to do so so they can paint him as a hypocrite?

I've really been enjoying his stream lately. I've never seen so much SEETHE and COPE in a single left-wing incel.

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its an electronic thermometer. haven't used it in a while. easy to imagine its broken. I need to figure out where i left my mercury one

HELLO PLEASE

What has happened today? How have threads been?

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> That was my follow up

You’re out nigger.

I have a question. If there are no symptoms then what is the problem?

never satisfied

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Nancy Pelosi just announced new articles of impeachment because Trump stood next to a guy with Corona

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Trump and Pence have just BTFO the media narrative for the last 3 weeks
Called out the media hypocrisy on o'niggers swine flu response, it was exponentially worse than his response to corona

way too old

>Trump has Corona.
>Get tested

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Can't wait for his tears when the DNCC takes their BBC come this summer and fucks Bernie again with it. He seems to like it after 2016

If he has beer flu then it shows that it is a nothing burger. I thought the doomers say it is a killer & if you get it you die?

Trump has the coronavirus

AYO! I GOTS DAT PANDEMIC! GET YO CORONA HERE!

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>Coronavirus test locations are setup in Walmart parking lots
>Morons who believe they might be infected with coronavirus go to Walmart to get tested
>The infected moron also needs a a few things from the store so they walk around Walmart for 30 minutes coughing on everyone
>After shopping the moron hops in the car to get a drive thru coronavirus test
>The test comes back positive for coronavirus and that entire Walmart location and everyone inside has now been exposed to coronavirus
Why are these goddamn idiots putting coronavirus test locations in the parking lots of major stores which could lead to the mass expose of the general public?

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>oy vey it was me all along!

rcmp, local police. another isp
is all on the list. until I get this fucking old faggot retard in jail

A good chunk of those journos are fucking scum. The hong kong chick and the spanish news chick wanted the D

Why are female (((journalists))) so horrible?

Patriot Front and the Base are controlled by Jews

i used to not give a shit about it until i read a lot of anti-suffragists. everything the anti-suffragists said has come to pass.
repeal the 19th

>WHY WON'T HE DO ANYTHING
>he does something
>DICTATOR

Because then they can try cancel the debates. They already canceled the DNC primaries

probably a freemason or a hells angel cumrag. I dont know he' somethin though.

>NY and other states must immediately request the newly available funds
THERE IT IS

QUICK, GIVE CORONA TO THE PRESS CORPS

I've never seen a more newnigger statement

if you're dead set on being disappointed you can find problems anywhere. Fix yourself, user.

These fucking nigger cattle in the (((Press))) just can't seem to wrap their heads around the fucking testing!

TRUMP DEFEATED THE VIRUS STUDENT LOANS AND THE BEAR MARKET ALL IN ONE PRESSER

BETTER NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE

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Notice it’s usually foreign journalists that actually behave decently.

GET THAT BASKETBALL AMERICAN QUICKLY

Still 0/10

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The DNC already canceled the primaries because if Coronavirus. Biden is the official candidate.

i hope you find it, they are still the standard
i don't trust digital thermometers at all
hope you and pappy are doing ok
stay hydrated, vitamins c and d, and alkalize your water if you can

>Patriot Front
>the Base
I'm not an Amerimutt I'm just here to see you zios BTFO

To be fair, a National Emergency does grant a President ridiculous powers that any party should be wary of

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If it was obama he would make a statement and then vanish without taking questions. Trump stands there and takes all the slings and arrows from the jackals. Never seen anything like it in my lifetime taking any and all questions with most of them being hostile.

Trump should start coughing to scare the media

Europe is dead.

Pelosi and Schumer always talk like they're giving orders. Who the fuck do they think is in charge? The sheer arrogance of these people, even in the face of total failure.

Can't wait to flip the House so we at least shut one of them up. Jewmer can enjoy more impotent old kike speecifying while we add another 3 Senators to our majority. Never Again a Dem majority!

Trump gutted the CDC funding
Trump claimed the coronavirus was a hoax
Trump fired the entire pandemic response team in 2018

This shit is all his fault.

>TRUMP DEFEATED THE VIRUS STUDENT LOANS AND THE BEAR MARKET ALL IN ONE PRESSER
Pls elaborate in detail pls
>BETTER NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE
no u user I hope you had a MAGA day

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> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
M;EXICANS DABBING ON CHINKS AND ON CORONAVIRUS
> NADA BURGERS

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Those fucking shit stirring reporters also said Bolsonaro had the beer flu, again it was fake news

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WHO HAS A QUESTION

Damn, its almost like it's just a flu or something. Like all of the experts behind him are saying. I thought you guys were big into science?

56%

Did they really? I missed that.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Attracting contagious disease spreading idiots to Walmart locations filled with the general public is a terrible idea. If exposing a terrible idea is considered "finding problems anywhere" then I consider that a valid complaint

DOW has biggest gains ever during his press conference. +2000 points up.

Media tried to hammer him and it failed completely. 10/10 press conference

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>BETTER NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE

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He can't be the official nominee if they cancel the Convention, it's a cluster fuck for November if this happens

you can keep posting this all you want. still not true.

It's literally just the flu 98% of the time even with symptoms showing.

Trump's a bailout queen, fuck he's worse than Obama.

They are actually journalists.

Trump being too stupid to not get tested Is total MIGA. I hope Chan takes him out for a nice dinner.

He’s on fire today

Eisehenhaur place residents if you're not in the know.
They are faggot retards tapping your phonelines,internet connections. Just thought you know..
Up at the top at least it's a fucking gang that i'm not apart of...... so.. Are you in the gang and in the know? Better think twice when you're accessing your phones and internet. Some old pervert faggot think's he's got the place on lockdown and monitors everything

It is. This is all retarded.

> Pls elaborate in detail pls
From what I could gather
> Trump said thing, markets went 10% up
> Trump said federal student loans will have ***the interest*** frozen for now

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WE BAIL OUT NOW

Biden declared the nominee, Bernie BTFO

TOILET PAPER

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That's not actually true. The convention is really more of a show than anything. The nominee can be anyone they want.

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Like this?

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he's wrong, only the interest is being waived. Principal PMT is not.

You can make the exact same argument about hospitals, you are dead set on being unhappy. You're hardly even a person, just a reaction.

BAIL OUT THE TOILER PAPER COMPANIES

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>Moved from Alsace years ago to the USA
>Moved to the Northeast since most French population
>LOL MUTT

You're a jew.

>shills ITT crying out as they strike you
PATHETIC

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Based troooomp
I've been waiting for this.

This, the whole
>B-BUT PNEUMONIA
shit is retarded, if you have ever or know someone who has had the normal ass flu, then you would know that Pneumonia is a common side effect of the flu and you often get tested for it as you get flu tested.

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bernie lost, nigger
loans with collateral aren't bailouts
must suck to be you

Ppl do not get tested for flu. Fucking doomers BTFO on their happening

THIS GODDAMNED FUCKING BOOMERPOO AGAIN

WASH YOUR HANDS, FILTHY PRESS CORPS

Fucking tax shelters at that.

this is the year Democrats realize voting in the primaries doesn't matter at all
party's going to split like a baked potato after that.

>Pls elaborate in detail pls
Presser with a bunch of retail and medical CEOs explaining how Walmart/Target/CVS will have drive thru testing and automated tests. Markets rallied almost 2k points on that. Trump also announced no student loan interest for the duration of the crisis.
>no u user I hope you had a MAGA day
Thank you I did!!!

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>talks about toilet paper
>calls on the poo reporter

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TP faggots btfo.

I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE

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Mo money fo dem community organizers. Gotta win dem electionz.

Also
>TOILETPAPER FAGS BTFO

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Flush them with cash?

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>he didn't buy the dip
ngmi

NOW ITS TIME

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His newspaper doesn't actually exist anymore, if it ever did. People pick him as a fuck you to the other reporters. He's been a running joke for decades.

>A good chunk of those journos are fucking scum.
Hope has a solution for this.

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Nice hair on that street shitter

POO IN THE LOO

Man, he looks rougher than that I recall seeing him last time.

it's are poo!

>this poo

>toilet paper is not an effective defense

>our poo

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psalm 8

>Poo in the loo, Ghandi
Trump, noo!!

I'VE ONLY BEEN WASHING MY HANDS FOR ONLY 19 SECONDS

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Nice pic of Kellyanne

>hospitals and walmarts are the same thing
Nigger now you've gone full retard, please fornicate a tomahawk missile tenderly.

Ends the presser with the POO guy!!!! HAHAHA!!!

ngmib

What a kino pic!

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There is a God, and He has a great sense of humor.

>I love your people, they never buy toilet paper

>tfw bought 160 rolls of amazon business TP before they sold out

Feels good man.

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you're an asshole, pal

After the TP remarks

If people don’t love Trump they never will.

you're intentionally being obtuse, like I said, you're barely even real.

>loans with collateral aren't bailouts
Kek
This nigger thinks it's going to be paid back , ever

do retards really not get the OPTICS here?

literally all supermarket bosses of US talking about "we're gonna get you those products, dont worry"

this shit is so simple yet effective.

cuts through all BS, they cant twist google's, walmart's or anyone's words now

yes
I've been using polygonal lasso tool and cut tool to superimpose image. How do i be smart like you?

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CAR
LOOOOOOOOOOOS

just wait

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You should all be reminded Florida almost elected a gay meth addict

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>business TP
sounds like it lacks in plus

>National Emergency
No need for the Pelosi Abortion bill.

stop disrupting the toilet paper supply chain

Trump gutted the CDC funding
Trump claimed the coronavirus was a hoax
Trump fired the entire pandemic response team in 2018

This shit is all his fault.

REMINDER

EUROPE TRAVEL BAN IN 7 HOURS

They will most likely be in some far away parking lot user. You know. A deserted one.

OH SHIT HERE COMES NANCY

WHAT DOES 33 MEAN

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DAILY REMINDER: Donald Trump has coronavirus.

CNN AND MSNBC GOT SHUT OUT LMAO

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im-fucking-plying he hasn't already been tested.
hell this wuhan flu turned boomer adams into an insufferable faggot

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>calling out the Democrat double standard
This is the most important part.

>an odd press conference
>says this crisis has been handled well (it hasnt)
>trump says he doesnt take responsibility

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>they cant twist google's, walmart's or anyone's words now
Lol. How new are you?

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Neat, thanks m8

Oh, nice.

>Presser with a bunch of retail and medical CEOs explaining how Walmart/Target/CVS will have drive thru testing and automated tests
That's really impressive
>Markets rallied almost 2k points on that. Trump also announced no student loan interest for the duration of the crisis.
Well he brought out the big guns, pretty good job
>Thank you I did!!!
I'm glad to hear, I'm jealous of your qt dog.

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I AM IN YOUR THREAD NOW.
YOU CAN DO NOTHING.

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>1 (To the chief Musician upon Gittith, A Psalm of David.) O LORD our Lord, how excellent is thy name in all the earth! who hast set thy glory above the heavens.

>2 Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings hast thou ordained strength because of thine enemies, that thou mightest still the enemy and the avenger.

>3 When I consider thy heavens, the work of thy fingers, the moon and the stars, which thou hast ordained;

>4 What is man, that thou art mindful of him? and the son of man, that thou visitest him?

>5 For thou hast made him a little lower than the angels, and hast crowned him with glory and honour.

>6 Thou madest him to have dominion over the works of thy hands; thou hast put all things under his feet:

>7 All sheep and oxen, yea, and the beasts of the field;

>8 The fowl of the air, and the fish of the sea, and whatsoever passeth through the paths of the seas.

>9 O LORD our Lord, how excellent is thy name in all the earth!

Uh guys, Cernovich just said Trump looks like he had the Coronavirus and totally and mentally exhausted, worst than Biden. We're getting President Pelosi soon? WTF is going on?

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>> Trump said thing, markets went 10% up
>> Trump said federal student loans will have ***the interest*** frozen for now

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>Markets going up
>Companies got confidence

Thats it, im a Ancap.

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>N-N-N-N-N-NO SEE IT'S NOT GOOD BECAUSE...
>D-D-D-D-D-DRUMPF B-B-B-B-BTFO BECAUSE...
>Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU L-LOSE M-M-M-M-MIGATARDS...
so WHERE were all the shills DURING the press conference?

and WHY do you come crawling back with such WEAK bullshit?

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It’s two ply and semi quilted. Not particularly thick but it’s not agony to use either. It ain’t charmin but it will get me through this dumb ass hysteria.

they tapped walmart, target, cvc and walgreens because they're fucking everywhere. i have 3 walmarts within 5 miles of me

>I'm glad to hear, I'm jealous of your qt dog.
Thank! He's snoozing on a jacket right now.

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They picked it up from their (((droopy-eyed sandnigger))) bosses.

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>Their smile and optimism, gone.

Biden going to be more confused than ever.
"I already won? When do I get to go to the Congress?"

fuck off larper, you serve the jews

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if the banks don't pay it back, they lose hundreds of billions
again, it must be awful to be such a brainlet as you

wew, my mom said they wouldn't suspend elections

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> l-lewd

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God the ttack by that ape. YOU TOO LATE NOW YOU MADE DEM LEEB

>Not being a glorious capitalist to begin with
I almost feel bad for retardniggers

Givem a little boop on the nose when he wakes up, if you can and want to I remember my dog loving those little dog cut up slim jims and dried hides.

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oh no some people have the flu how will we recover from such a disaster

>no symptoms
>get tested anyway
persuasion fail from dilbertman

The DNC is going to do everything they can to just forget about Bernie and shove Joe into the nomination

Just like how the Democrats kicked around that silly bullshit impeachment hoax for multiple years because they were mad he won in 2016? Okay retard

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I do the poly lasso for the squared off corners/straight lines (which are easy enough) and rough outline around shapes like her hands... then just go in with an eraser and do the fine detail around the fingers.

You could use a magic wand to select like-colors and grab all the contiguous white... though the photo is blown out on Mike's hair, and her shirt, so it tends to grab that too. The shape is pretty square so it was just quicker/cleaner to poly lasso+eraser for me.

I am not even the original faggot you replied to, just the bystander who ca. See the clear fucking difference between a building full of people trained to deal with viral outbreak and a building full of sweaty shitskins looking to make their 9 dollars an hour regardless of what tragedy shambles through and front door. CVS and target are one thing, you're being a goddamn double nigger if you think walmart ain't another

Raaaaacist

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Instant deportations are real, user

He needs to lead by example, If your not sick, you should be asking for a test

pretty easy to admit he hasn't been great handling this
rather subpar if anything

They delayed it in louisiana and i think it's safe to say they won't be holding elections next week in florida, ariona or ohio.

Not like florida and arizona have a lot of old people at risk or anything

Hardly any cases
Hardly any deaths
Cases that are important just the elderly with chronic health conditions
Avg age is 80
Travel bans work, Trump did the Chink travel ban, EU refused & now are in crisis due to their incompetence & have open borders with all other regions of EU & Schengen area

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>No megameme gf to MAGA with
WHY AM I HERE?
JUST TO SUFFER?
EVERY NIGHT I FEEL MY LEG

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It's not banks you retarded fucking kike.
Fucking mong talking shit it doesn't even know shit about.

Man, this stock market is bullshit.

MAGA CHALLENGE: Can YOU find two more punchable faces?

Damn you for making this template.
Damn you to heck.

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You're doing the standard pilpul dance of endless illogical critique. You have no sentience.

you haven't been to a hospital lately, have you?
i have.
they are WORSE than wal marts
by far

mostly yes

Ohio says they have 100,000 infected.

You can thank the fact that the market is almost entirely computer algorithm driven

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