/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2017 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

NEW YORK STATE WILL BE LOCKED DOWN TOMORROW AT 5PM

>NEW YORK STATE WILL BE LOCKED DOWN TOMORROW AT 5PM

NEW YORK STATE WILL BE LOCKED DOWN TOMORROW AT 5PM

>NEW YORK STATE WILL BE LOCKED DOWN TOMORROW AT 5PM

Screencap this shit

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youtube.com/watch?v=W96bwj7xXAw
If you want to drive Lookner out of his mind and make him cry, just make comments about coronavirus being a hoax or "just a cold" on his youtube chat.

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Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions.

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hey guys what's your favorite sound
mine is brrrrrrrr
haha

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>declared world pandemic
>countries are shutting almost everything down

>its nothing

See you when I start /looting/

APOCALYPSE CANCELED

PACK IT UP BOYS

YOU'LL BE BACK TO FLIPPING BURGERS FOR MR. SJEKELSTEIN IN TWO WEEKS

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gross

>Dead: 5,397
lol, still only 5,397.
How many days has it been stuck at 5,397? Four days? Five days?

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The Archdiocese of Detroit has canceled all public masses until the middle of April. That should tell you how bad the freakout is in my side of the world.

Just got back from the grocery store. The panic buying is getting out of hand; and I was reminded how happy I was to have prepped back in the beginning of January around the time of /cvg/ thread #4

>since 2008
Brainlet moron.

Who else /preppred/ ?

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guys help
>some FAMILy got back from germany/italy last week. They said they didn't come from danger zones. These fuckers didn't stay in quarantine and visited the whole city, including my family's shop. Last night police issued a fine and today they still went our. Now my lil brother starts coughing and admits pain when coughing in his chest. Now he just had some really bad cramps and had diarheea. He keeps coughing and he doesn't have a really stuffy nose. He admits breathing good. What are the chances that I am doomed?

Bear bros. We got too cocky.

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I haven't seen a single person wear a mask

I study in NL and why the fuck are you not closing your god damn schools ?

source

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You should have listened to us user.

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ded in 2 weeks

>why would it affect old people more, dr. faust

TRUMP AND THE FREE MARKET HAVE COME THROUGH
USA USA USA USA USA USA

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Does Trump or his staff know people can transmit the disease asymptomatically?

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How long till 1b worldwide? Completely serious btw

Where the fuck is this happening?

Hey, the U.S. gave china food, right? When they sent in their military into Wuhan and closed it down and food from outside Wuhan/Hubei couldn't get in, China bought some of America's food exports to feed their people, right?

fuck kikes, fuck kikes, fuck chinks and fuck niggers

I think I have the virus bros.
>Cough
>Fever
>Headache
Mr. user I don't feel so good...

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*coof* *coof*
Help me guys, I'm coofing, I'm becoming the thing I most hated guys, I'm a coofer now.
*coof* *coof*

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Unironically, why is this happening??

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My daughter is testing False-Positive for COVID-19. She and 17 of her Classmates returned from Italy last week.

>soilent
Pls be bait

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>DENMARK BORDERS CLOSED AND ON BASICALLY FULL LOCKDOWN
STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS.
>DENMARK BORDERS CLOSED AND ON BASICALLY FULL LOCKDOWN
STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS.
>DENMARK BORDERS CLOSED AND ON BASICALLY FULL LOCKDOWN
STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS.
>DENMARK BORDERS CLOSED AND ON BASICALLY FULL LOCKDOWN
STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS.
>DENMARK BORDERS CLOSED AND ON BASICALLY FULL LOCKDOWN
STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS.
>DENMARK BORDERS CLOSED AND ON BASICALLY FULL LOCKDOWN
STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS.

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Again lads, how real is this?:
vocaroo.com/9r7QCvStNYh

Guys.... community spread in Brazil confirmed. Are the 31 Jan LARPers worst case predictions coming true??

OH BABY

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Based

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Probably. But the americans dont need to know that.

I MISSED THE ANNOUNCEMENT

WHAT DID TRUMP SAY

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Trump

QUESTION

if i wear a scarf over my mouth/nose, is that worth doing? or does that actually make it worse (because particles can get on the cloth easily)

Wait Monday

where was the ceo of starbucks during trumps presser

>still horribly down
>Trump keeps finding ways to dump money into jews pockets
>"hurrrr, /cvg/ btfo"

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Oh hey Rob. Yeah loved that shit nigga

>WHY DID YOU ASK A HARD QUESTION

Market reacts to supposedly good news from White House but once the news are verified to be just fake bluster it will tank even worse

its the end of the world as we know it
and i feel fine

NASTY

Our prime minister answered that this afternoon:
>our data shows children and young adults aged 0-20 having a VERY VERY LOW RISK of EVEN SPREADING it
>so it's not warranted to shut down schools :DDD
just cuck our shit up senpai

Really nigger? China blames the US and you praise them?

just bought a gun, bros

Orange retard was yelling at Fed to pump liquidity and shilling for corps in order to look good for a weekend

Thats what the fuck happened

What is she saying?

youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg

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Free idleb from turk-roaches.

No roaches allowed anywhere.

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Trumps approval rating will fucking soar after this. Hes got this presser on lock. I think the happening still on, but this is a decisive presser.

great news

we need more infections

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> THEY KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM
> WE ALL KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM
69D UNDERWATER CHESS, YOUR MOVE XI

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All supplies are in normal stock where I live.
I don't feel like hoarding anything and I'm suicidal and a fatass anyway

Airborne HIV SARS merging with Rabies soon

Wear multiple scarves and tie them tightly to your face, as soon as you get home wash them, and wash your hands every time you touch the scarves.

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I want off this ride boys

Trump literally didn't say anything that would stop the corona issue, only that you can get tested at your local Walmart because the US has no medics that can check you out.

tf they treating us like children for?

>Now, this is a story all about how
>My wings got cooked by Chinese gooks
>And I'd like to take a minute
>Just sit right there
>I'll tell you how I sent people into intensive care

>In Hubei province born and raised
>In a dark cave was where I spent most of my days
>Hangin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
>And eating insects like all bats do
>When a couple of chinks who were up to no good
>Started catching batbros in my neighborhood
>They got my little ass and then I got scared
>They said 'You coming with Chang to taste the Wuhan air’

>I begged and pleaded with them day after day
>But they boiled some water and served the bats on a tray
>The chink chopped me up and sold my dick as a trinket.
>I put my Smiling face on and said, 'I might as well kill it'.

>First soup, yo this is bad
>The chinks are enjoying my bat ass.
>Is this what the people of Wuhan eating like?
>Hmmmmm, this is fucked alright

>The chinks starting coughing here and there
>People dropped dead on the street while getting some Wuhan air
>If anything I could say It was their fault I swear
>But chinks thought 'Nah, forget it, I’ll cook myself some bear'

>I pulled up to the airport about 7 or 8
>And I yelled to the chinks 'Yo gooks smell ya later'
>My work here is done
>Killed as many I could
>Ima head out to the rest of the world

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its all smoke and mirrors user

I'm sorry about your daughter. Its too late for her.

No point in screen capping these predictions, it's all just a matter of time at this point
There's a damn good chance you are right, even if by accident

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>WHEN I SAY CORONA
YOU SAY ________?
>WHEN I SAY CORONA
YOU SAY ________?
>WHEN I SAY CORONA
YOU SAY ________?
>WHEN I SAY CORONA
YOU SAY ________?
>WHEN I SAY CORONA
YOU SAY ________?
>WHEN I SAY CORONA
YOU SAY ________?

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lmfao "you used to be with a different newspaper"

Trump turned the conference into a giant infomercial

2nd death in Poland just announced, one of the first infected who caught it from his son who visited from the USA.

ESPANA

The Dolan Tard is pozzed. Either that or his senility is spiraling out of control. His speech is sluggish and sloppy in way.... This is EBIC

Oooga booga nigga Make Israel great again

what'd you buy? better be something better than the cuck-tier shit I can get in leafland.

Kill all sons a bitches. Thats my official instructions.

show us your airsoft replica sir!

where's the downvote button

>i don't know nigger,shut the fuck up
based

Where did it come from?

WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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He said the Chinese engineer the best bio weapons in the world!
Many such cases!

bauhaus.se/halvmask-basic-pack-sr-900-m#go-to-description
>Partikelfilter SR 510 P3 R
This should do?
Also, how would I go about de-contaminating it after coming home? I was simply thinking putting it in boiling water and then letting it dry, but maybe that fucks with the mask?

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

>ok here's retail ppl
>hey uh we're gonna have wagies keep putting stuff on shelf
>ok terrific stupendous here's medical fags
>hi we're gonna make more machines and medical stuff everything is ok
>astonishing very good fantastic ok here's more faggots

this stream fucking sucked, pic related is a reminder on what to keep accumulating if you're not already 100% set.

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You must go to McConcentration McCamp.

That they have more cases than they're counting, they'll be like Milan in a week, that the 'only old people and people with previous pathologies die' is bs everyone is dying. And she's freaking out in general.

I don't want to make a literal translation word by word.

Surprise incoming after the weekend kike

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Back on reddit, you literal faggot.

Based BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRoomer

falsepos lol. not a thing

>false positive
How do you know it's false, idiot? There are no symptoms for 14-21 days. You're probably dead.

1,5 Trillions wasted + Trump's Shitshow, is the biggest dead cat bounce ever, monday will be crabby and tuesday entire red.

Also Saud fucker could said more production incoming, so the next 2 to 3 days would be interesting + Corona-chan

RUSSIA IS LIMITING FLIGHTS WITH EUROPE FROM MONDAY TO PREVENT THE SPREAD OF CORONAVIRUS, MOSCOW HAS SAID.

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>Uncle comes over
>works at hospital
>This is a nothingburger it's the same thing as swine flu
BOOMERS DRIVING ME NUTS ANONS

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jesus christ why are people this stupid

How do they keep letting him get away with low numbers when we only have 11k tests

It was an commercial for Google and Walmart
>no we're not increasing testing
>Americans don't need to be tested anyways
>"American ingenuity"

>idk did we disband that? lol
holy fuck
10000% retard

Everyone in my class is arguing that there's no logic to not recommending going to events with 100 or more people but to let schools with 1000+ students open. What the fuck.

>we will not test people with no symptoms
>google will be helping us save people
>lots of stuttering and low energy

Thats the things I got.

Easier to manipulate. The less you are informed about the crisis less you will do to protect yourselves.

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Holy Smackaroonies - call them out

"WE ALL KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM"

Any news from Brazil?

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when spic women speak english it makes my dick hard

How old are you? If you are above 25+ I have bad news for you: you are already slowly dying. Your body is deteriorating each day until it will die.

Like it or not, Trump looked in charge / serious about it today for the first time since the crisis started

kill all sons of bitches, thats my official instructions

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r8 mine

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Yep - its pretty solid from Trump here handling the questions

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You'll cut your chances of being doomed if you call your local hospital and ask them for instructions if you think you are infected with the SARS-Cov-2 virus.

2ND DEATH IN POLAND HAHAHAHA

Reminder

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sauce?

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Liquidating leveraged shorts. Dead cat bounce

>here nobody believes me...
>friend from italy didnt believe at first as well

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Bros...

>stocks going up
>no crashes
>seems like no new cases in China and a video of one of the temporary wuhan hospitals is closing down due to clearing the patients
FUCK THIS GAY FUCKING TIMELINE WHERE NOTHING ABSOLUTELY HAPPENS! LITERALLY FRIDAY THE 13TH AND NO GOOD NEWS ON THE STOCK MARKET CRASHING AND CHINA BEING SMUG AS FUCK. AND NOW THE PRESIDENT OF BRAZIL TESTED NEGATIVE FOR THE VIRUS! AND NOW NOTHINGBURGERS ARE BEING SMUG AS FUCK RIGHT NOW!!!

Why must every moment of my life that gives me happiness end in disappointment? I just want something to happen, bros...

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Without a name and a face it's way too easy to fake anything.
Seems believable enough anyway, I guess
(For those curious, she's mostly saying that shit is much worse than what is being reported and Spain is Milan tier)

>Pence's face
lmao

Having a headache two days in a row is a symptom of coronavirus? I don't have coughs or anything and 36ºC top of body temperature.

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>father is refusing to use a mask because he doesn't want to get looked at like a "filthy sick person"

Those of us who haven't been able to move out, will be fucked by these boomers

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NOTHING BURGER

HHAHAHHA Yas Forums HANS'T BEEN THIS BTFO SINCE PIZZAGATE

Walmart and Google are you friends :)

Nice dip after national emergency declared before the manipulation kek

Stfu mudslime, no one cares about your sandnigger opinion.

twitter.com/PAPinformacje/status/1238562577225048066

jesus christ, why is the press giving up so quickly

if this was about russian interference they would never give up this quickly

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No predictions here. Just inside info

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Community spread - country is in that stage where they dont look to contain. Wash your hands bla bla