Brit/pol/ - Friday Night Binfire Edition

>Europe is now the EPICENTRE of coronavirus
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8108333/Coronavirus-fears-spread-Europe.html

>Man barricaded ex-girlfriend's home with wheelie bins before setting them on fire as she slept
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/man-barricaded-ex-girlfriends-home-17919003

>David Cameron ‘targeted’ by crazed arsonist who burned down his neighbour’s house with a Molotov cocktail
thesun.co.uk/news/11153940/david-cameron-targeted-arsonist-burned-neighbours-house/

>"Don't leave our kids sitting in a bedsit in Camden living off a can of baked beans"
standard.co.uk/go/london/restaurants/richard-corrigan-coronavirus-speech-restaurants-a4386666.html

>Group of youths set Glen Parva dog poo bin on fire and claim 'it's funny' and 'it gets you high'
leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-news/group-youths-set-glen-parva-3306817

>Bowdle Binfire takes three days to extinguish
aberdeennews.com/news/local/bowdle-grain-bin-fire-takes-three-days-to-extinguish/article_44ed4992-63a7-11ea-bc40-ff5603d5c3c6.html

>Youths believed to have started Binfire involving large wheelie bin in York
yorkpress.co.uk/news/18293682.youths-believed-started-fire-involving-large-wheelie-bin-york/

>Fire crews from Bangor and Caernarfon tackle Binfire
northwaleschronicle.co.uk/news/18291467.fire-crews-bangor-caernarfon-tackle-fire-public-toilet-needle-bin/

>Premier League and EFL suspended for three weeks after coronavirus crisis
thesun.co.uk/sport/11164678/premier-league-coronavirus-suspension/

>Wheelie bin torched in Edlington resulting in Binfire
rotherhamadvertiser.co.uk/news/view,wheelie-bin-torched-in-edlington_35380.htm

>Sweet As Pie: Highlights From British Pie Week 2020
bakeryinfo.co.uk/news/fullstory.php/aid/22685/British_Pie_Week_2020_highlights_from_Higgidy,_Pukka_and_Pieminister.html

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got offered a blowjob by the 19 year old chav next door if I gave her a pot noodle

What the fuck is happening, what do I do

*st for the truth

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>tfw nobody gets herd immunity because you can't become immune to this virus

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where’s seethmong gone anyway?

>He added: "By the time I went to hospital, I was feeling fine. The mild flu symptoms quickly dissipated, I had no leg pain, no fever, no cough and no shortness of breath."

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-51876080

Coronaspastics BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT.

Mild flu confirmed

Stock up on pot noodles

Make the trade. This is what it's going to be like for the next few years.

corona'd

A Scottish woman has told how she was raped by a group of paedophiles who used her as a “sex object”.
Jordyn Ferguson was groomed when she was only 14 and endured months of being raped and sexually abused.
Jordyn, now 19, said: “I hope they rot. I hate them. They deserve to be put away and never let out.”
Jordyn was groomed and raped aged 14 by Aivars Hauberts, Ailands Alexksanders, and Ludvigs Rudevics.
The men were dressed in designer clothes, drove fast cars and, when she ran away or played truant, they convinced her they were her port in the storm.
They seized their opportunity to exploit her, grooming her with cigarettes, alcohol, cannabis and compliments and bought her a phone to contact them.
She said: “Their attitude changed overnight from zero to 100, from telling me I looked nice to saying they wanted sex with me.”
They plied her with Mad Dog fortified wine and vodka and, when she was helplessly drunk, they raped her. She said: “I was so vulnerable. I had no confidence or self-respect, so it happened and it kept happening."
Her vulnerability was exploited for three months. She would go alone to flats of their choosing around different areas of Glasgow to be plied with drink and raped.
She said: “It happened often. I was so intoxicated, I was so numb, I actually don’t know how many raped me. Maybe a handful. I was just lying there, just feeling I was an object. ”
After they were finished with her, they were dismissive and cold.
On her 15th birthday in June 2015, they laid on snacks and alcohol, and Hauberts and Aleksanders raped her when she was drunk.

dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/glasgow-teen-groomed-raped-group-21618798

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still seething

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>tinder shag lined up for tomorrow
>it's with a chinky bird in Brixton
should I go through with it and risk corona just for a nice coom?

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There's zero evidence that you cannot become immune

Based and pyropilled

he probably has some organ damage that he doesn't know about. reinfection is going to fuck him up soon anyway.

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>Inside she was introduced to Rudevics and another middle-aged male. This time, the men, all from Latvia, made no pretence that she had been brought to them for anything other than sex.
>Jordyn said: “I was really scared – they looked weird and I didn’t know them. They spoke in their own language most of the time.
>I thought could kill me and no one would know. They were pacing and on edge and I knew they could stop me if I ran. I had already been drinking and lay down in the bedroom and they came in and raped me.”
>But the police traced her and took her, shellshocked, from the flat. However, the authorities couldn’t hold all the men. Aleksanders and Gindra were arrested and charged in 2015 but Rudevics and Hauberts fled the country.

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lots of deadly reinfections. read the /cvg/ pastebin. there's an entire section on that.

no mate its a mild flu and where's the money you promised?

/cvg/ is full of lying virgins like you why would he go there?

Hahahaha

Coronafags btfo

The victim also told the court that Rudevics raped her at a flat in Ardencraig Road, Glasgow, in July 14, 2015, after offering her a place to stay for the night, and that Gindra had under age sex with her in an unknown location on June 13, 2015.
The woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, said she was introduced to the men by a schoolfriend.
She said initially the men were very polite, but added: “They started speaking sexually to me. Talking about sex and my body and stuff like that."
Ablett asked her: “What did they want to do,” and she replied: “Touch my body and have sex with me.”
She said she went with men she knew as Aivars and Ailands and other men to a ground floor flat in Glasgow and when asked why she went there with them replied: “To have my birthday party. There was a table set up with drink and snacks in the living room.”
Ablett said: “What happened next,” and she said: “I remember seeing some people coming into the bedroom. There were three or four people there. I can't remember the faces, but I'm adamant it was the people I went to the flat with.
“My clothes started to come off and I was too drunk to do anything. I remember people starting to have sex with me.”
Ablett asked her: “Who was having sex with you,” and she said: “I'm sure Ailands,and Aivars."
He then said: “Was there any discussions as to whether the males could have sex with you,” and the woman replied: “I wouldn't have been able to answer it properly because I was extremely drunk.”
The witness was asked why she socialised with these men and she said: “It was the only attention I was getting in my life. They were nice to me and they were making me feel good.”
Ablett said: “What did you like about them,” and she replied: “The compliments, the attention. I could get drugs and alcohol whenever I wanted."
She was asked if they bought her anything else and replied: “Underwear and bras and stuff like that.”

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why don’t you fuck off back to cvg?

There are two confirmed strains of it and being immune to one doesn't make you immune to the other.

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>BoomerRemover trending on twitter

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why don't you fuck off to /bant/?

>He said: "I felt well. My symptoms seemed to have gone within three or four days. But I fully understood the reason for isolation, given my tests showed I was positive for Covid-19."

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-51876080

As I said in the previous thread. A thank you to all the anons. Everyone should get laid at least once in their life (not saying that you are a virgin user). Anyway, enjoy. You should take her 2 pot noodles and some toilet paper if you have it. Manners maketh the man. She might be a lovely girl as well. Next door to you all this time. Have fun.

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Who do you all think are gonna be the first far right British people to get corona?
My money's on these spastics

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What kind of 'Latvians' are they?

why don't you show us the money you promised me?

>i kept going to their flat and getting wasted
>they raped me
>i kept going for another three months
yawn

They tapped this ass while most anons struggle to even get a flat, pancake-arsed Chinese bug girl

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not a racist spastic but i've already got coronaflu mate

Give her a pot noodle then lad.

>tapped this ass
Are you a negro?

Depends, what sort of pot noodle is she wanting - chicken or original curry?
If it's Bombay Bad Boy tell her to fuck right off
In fact, I'd be dubious about curry flavoured too

Asiatic gypsies

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stupid virgin

why are you here you seething retard?

1. everyone who is vulnerable will stay at home, the elderly for example over a couple of months
2. The young will be infected and build up immunity after they recover
3. The old and non diabetics come out and cannot be infected because everyone is immune and not infected

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>racist
What's one of those?

At my local supermarket ther's no;
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>The young will be infected and build up immunity after they recover
you can't build up immunity to a virus that has ADE. even if you could, it's not worth the severe organ damage that this causes even in "mild" cases.

Capitalists:
>UNDER COMMUNISM SHOPS HAD EMPTY SHELVES
Also capitalists:
>you can't just buy that we need to ration this commodity now because our shelves are empty

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a common type of virgin

>caring about this and other roasties

Yeah... nah

lads I've stopped wiping to preserve supplies it's dump and run now for me, but fucking hell my ring is itchy as fuck so been scratching it but can't stop sniffing my finger is it corona virus?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH. You got him dude. Man, good job. Whoo... got his ass. He was all like “blahdee blah-blah-blah” and you went “Pow blip bam, shut up” LOL.

Fucking. Nicely. Done. I mean, if he was a car you were a big ol’ pothole, you just WRECKED HIM DUDE. Lol, are you gay, cuz you just raped a man, just kidding LoL! I know I know, rapes not funny sorry, but how else do I describe the epicness, amiright? I mean amiright, or amiright? Lol.

What’s he gonna say? Think he’ll say anything back? Or is his mind still gaped from that verbal pounding you gave him hehe? What a soupfuckingsandwich douche bag, I wish he was real I’d hit him and I can hit fairly decent. I’ve been known to THROW A FEW BO’S MUHSELF, if I do say so moiself hahahaha, sorry I know threats aren’t allowed here. JUST KIDDING FELLAS, just messin about. That guy was so stupid though HUH? What a dumb thing to say, I bet he feels EMBARRASSED!

>“Their attitude changed overnight from zero to 100, from telling me I looked nice to saying they wanted sex with me.”
Christ girls are dumb

Trump just said he might ban the UK next! kek

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but the coronaflu is just a flu?

>At my local supermarket ther's no;
>Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta Toilet paper and pasta

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thanks for the update meme flag

it's not a flu. it's SARS + AIDS and it's as contagious as measles.

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don't lower the tone

no mate it's a mild flu and it takes the average scot about 3-7 days to recover from, no i dont know what its like for the inferior englishman maybe you're right to be worried but it doesnt concern us lmfao

even i've got it and can barely feel it lmao

Guess what. Truck will restock

That was always likely.
The only reason that Europe as a whole was banned in the first place, is because Italy's border is the Schengen border and it's not possible to isolate Italy alone otherwise

Yeah but the commie shelves were empty because all the farmers had starved to death and replaced with useless bumpkins
Capitalism shelves are empty because cunts are buying low so they can sell high

trump caught AIDS from shaking the hand of that Bazillian guy who also infected Bolsonaro.
its pretty fucking disgusting.

ah fuck! I need to buy more toilet roll!!

Exactly.

I'm down to my last roll, I like to live on the edge.