HERE'S YOUR NATIONAL EMERGENCY BRO

It's really not. Test positive, gtfo of the store. makes sense.

Lmao

The walmart guy who posts here often is officially fucked.

Poor bastard, as if he didn't have it bad enough already.

Fuck you at least it's not socialism

*STOMP STOMP CLAP*

WE ARE
WE ARE
WALMART!

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for kicks, show up, get tested in parking lot, go in buy tp, get tested again on way out to confirm walmart is dispensing virus

Even during a pandemic they call the sick patients "consumers". Disgusting

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Talk shit all you want about don but he’s probably seen some shit in his life and just wanted to get out of the house.
Every single Walmart in America has a don in it. Usually a cool motherfucker

This is such an embarrassment, America is fucked.

Self isolating

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Mass DNA collection it seems.

I feel like this is halfway genius, halfway disaster.

Stop being stupid you goddamn moron. Sick people will be travel to Walmart locations to be tested rather than staying away. A Walmart store with 500 to 1000 customers will now have those infected with the coronavirus being attracted to the Walmart store locations putting those 500 to 1000 customers at risk of exposure

Where's Walmart user?

Thank you for your service!

Kek

Just got back from the store about an hour ago to top off on luxury goods one last time before the normies started panic buying. Walmart was fucking crazy, and that was at least an hour before Trump declared the state of emergency. Price chopper was totally normal, oddly enough, so I ended up shopping there. I cant imagine how wild shartmart's gonna be this weekend

this country is fuckin bleak

ITS OK BRO JUST GO TO WALMART! PAY FOR YOUR TEST IT'S ONLY $3000! DO YOUR GROCERY SHOP RIGHT AFTER YOUR TEST AT THE WALMART SUPER STORE NEAR YOU!

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WE ARE WE ARE WAL MART

Head on down to WulMurt 'n get swabbed y'all

WHAT ABOUT MCDONALDS?

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I always see a wonderfully diverse group of people at my Walmart, enjoy American capitalism and getting great products at low prices. I go to Walmart at least three times a week as it's fun to get out of the house and go shopping. I swear, I always find something new in their large wonderful stores. The staff is always so knowledgeable and willing to help customers find products on the shelf.

When I need a haircut, I get it done at Walmart as well. The conversation skills of the hair dresser is always top notch and it only costs $12! My wife got her eye exam and glasses from there as well and we stopped to have lunch at the in store McDonald's as well. I live in small town USA so we're all very thankful to have all of these services provided right here at home!

Thank you Walmart!

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they don’t get out of the car cuck

WALMART GOES FIRST

>bro just go to the crowded walmart with your highly infectious disease lmao

They test for AIDS there. Purchase required.

>need to conveniently go to a store to get tested
>oh im at a store i need to pick up a few things maybe some toilet paper
>go into store with the other masses of people and catch it/spread it
americans are fucked enjoy being italy 2.0

He's probably just working there to keep busy, it's fairly common for older folk to work an easy job so they have something to do

>eh fuck it, I'll go to walmart tonight to prep
>"and if you think you have corona go to walmart for testing"
Oh great. The one place I could get food is about to be flooded with people carrying the thing I'm trying to prep against. Good plan mr. president.

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funny. I remember reading like 10 years ago a major event being cooked and walmart stores being used for that

that is such cringe when I hear them do that

Are there going to be police to enforce that from happening? People will go into the store to buy stuff then get in their car and drive thru the test site or the other way around

Exactly

wasn't 10 years ago was it? Thought it was same time as that crap in texas and the south west. Alex was on and on about it all over social media.

some training exercise

How could you expect any other response in a burgerpunk themed world?

>FEMA sends peasants to (((WALMART))) first.
ftfy goy

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Amerkikes are a mess

i know what you're talking about, but it was another thing, can't specify what :/

This is a hot take. I will never give my DNA up even if my life depends on it. Once they have it they can get you for anything by replicating it to plant evidence.

*STOMP STOMP COUGH*

I don’t like this post

I think he died

I Remember what you are talking about though. There was razor wire around the top of some walmarts, and armed security at others. They were shutting down walmarts and blaming labor oragnizers, etc. Several across the country. FEMA and some black hat agency got involved. was going to use them as prisoner camps or something

lmao

Jade Helm was the name of that exercise, Walmart news came out in same period.

WALMART CHADS TO THE RESCUE

MAKE SURE TO BUY SOME TENDIES WHILE GETTING TESTED

Tendies are sold out, paper jews stole the toilet paper from the rest rooms. Grab socks from mens ware, be sure to rinse and return to racks please

Drive through. Keeps people contained to their cars. Good idea desu.

Good people already avoided walmart long before this thing started

>Being this goddamn stupid
Those people will not be "contained to their cars" when they go into a Walmart before or after getting tested. You goddamn idiots do not see a problem with attracting those who believe they might have coronavirus to populated areas such as the parking lots of large stores like Walmart

Goddamn you idiots are stupid

this boomer bitch just walked by, coughed about 15 times while facing the frozen food doors. didn't cover her mouth one time
t. type 1 diabetic w*lmart wagegoy

how fucked am I bros

>not already days into his bunker quarantine

You were already

>sold out of toilet paper

DAY OF THE SHART DAY OF THE SHART DAY OF THE SHART DAY OF THE SHART DAY OF THE SHART DAY OF THE SHART DAY OF THE SHART DAY OF THE SHART DAY OF THE SHART DAY OF THE SHART DAY OF THE SHART DAY OF THE SHART DAY OF THE SHART DAY OF THE SHART