This is how smart the American populace is

This is how smart the American populace is.

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at least they have tests, you aren't allowed to get tested here until you are hospitalized.

Notice the type of cunt that presenting it. The HR department of every major organization is full of middle aged cunts that prepare kindergarten-tier presentations for 6 figure salaries.

What's going trough mike pences head?

pretty interesting that coming from a monkey whos country hasnt found out about shoes or boots yet

>would smash it

nothing

>"Drive Thru"
"Cough into the window, sir, and we'll have the test results right away"

>hue look at these morons putting a plan into place, what a bunch of idiots hue

2 weeks.
It took them 2 weeks.

>can I get uhhhhh

I'm made a nurse come and hometest me tomorrow lol. Gotta use the elbows

> dear Americans, in a cordinated effort to defeat COVID-19, all people residing or transiting American soil, without exceptions, must be vaccinated. the COVID-19 vaccine will be provided without any cost
this will come in the next months, screencap this

I thought this stupid meme virus didn't show symptoms for two weeks. By the time you get symptoms, wouldn't you have already helped spread it or some shit?

This. My company does the same exact thing. Makes me want to facepalm 99% of the time. Literally 80% of the meetings are a waste. Cant wait for remote work to reveal just how useless these people are.

I’m sneezing occasionally, am I kill?

>Literally 80% of the meetings are a waste
Same here.
Just pointless meetings so that people can pretend they're doing something.

>New Options for Consumers

uhm..... what?

nah. virus only kills boomers

>We want to make sure that those who did a test can get a test very safely quickly and conveniently but we don’t want people to take a test if we feel that they shouldn’t be doing it.
>Again, we don't want everybody taking this test. It's totally unnecessary. And this will pass. This will pass through, and we're going to be even stronger for it.
FUCKING KEK

>this will do wonders to the economy

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>Wal Mart mental health counseling
Why not just hang a 'Mass shooter's welcome' sign up instead?

it’s for the immigrantes simón

It's a bad plan too. More for seeing to be doing something, than for clinical and practical need. Everyone with a cold / flu etc are going to swap the testing centers and slow everything down. The best thing to do as we've done in the UK is to say if you feel ill stay at home for 7days. Don't burden the system unless you're super ill.

Burger here. ngl I'm confused

Seriously why is America so backwards on this. I expected with their healthcare system that they would have been way better than the Koreans.

>drive thru testing

You silly Americans

Who is the Burger now?

I AM THE BURGER!

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Nobody noticed the almost invisible text in light color?

"New options for consumers"

kek big pharma gets bailed out again!

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>no symptoms, no test
They should consider symptoms practically a positive test and use testing on high-risk carriers who are asymptomatic

Its incredible nobody has called him out about that. What about cohabitants?

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Nah. Take their temperature. No fever, no test. Keep it moving.

Just lie about your symptoms then retard. Anyone can fake a "dry" coof.

I guarantee they are going to require a fever.

Then you get quarantined, that's a negative scenario
The purpose of testing is to remove infected from the general pop. Symptoms are already a risk factor, so testing asymptomatic individuals maximizes tye ability to remove risk
I'm not suggesting anyone with a coof gets a hospital bed, no. If you are not 65+, you should be getting home quarantined

Wait a few days, you'll see.

It's the same in Canada bruh, good luck trying to get a test here if you weren't coming in from china or you're coughing your brains out with a high fever and pneumonia.

That’s what happens when OPs family lives there illegally

>why are burgers so fat and lazy

Pic related.

Whit this, the rapture will come faster

SPBP

If only we had a vaccine.

How silly are Europeans going to feel when their national health care systems collapse and the US beats the virus back with a Google website and drive-thru tests done in Walmart parking lots?

not confidence inspiring.

>"Can I have two mothers?"

WHOA WHOA WHOA Slow down there, i might Need some time to analize this

>blablabla im a dumb bitch reporter and im gonna speak fucking spanish

And a pile of death homeless people, bc most of you are going to get fired

12-18 months until that has any chance of being around.

>How silly are Europeans going to feel when their national health care systems collapse
not much since the only ones using it 24/7 are our "fugees more worth then Gold"
them not getting their rape drugs and methadone would be a good outcome

the irony is that these women would make the best little nazis rooting out all jewish behavior via h.r.

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What happens if you don’t have a car?

>What happens if you don’t have a car?

We want those people to die.

enjoy your meal

Nothing about how the US has tackled this makes much medical sense. It's going to be difficult everywhere, but the US is very vulnerable. You should not be so compacment.

You're a moron.
Anyone with flu like symptoms has to be tested. That includes people with the regular flu.
Taking 5 seconds to take someone's temperature is not going to slow anything down.

It's almost like the asymptomatic people could spread the disease of they go to a testing facility, and healthy people would risk catching it.

She's trying to warn us about the Raider Chads.

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You do realize at least 50% of our populace supports importing 3rd world retards so their party can maintain a tenuous grasp of political power, right? Not to mention we have niggers.

>Canada dry.

A man of culture I see.

Yeah and Google is going to get some free genome data from their mindless consumers.

>Taking 5 seconds to take someone's temperature is not going to slow anything down.
We literaly got 7 miles of traffic at the czech border on any other day that road would be emptry

you must be such a fucking manlet having those monitors so god damn low and at 90 degrees you fat little butterball

I stand by my original statement.

You ride your bike through. I though you guys were a country of bikefags.

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what do you expect from a Country that calls their MSM BBC ?

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE A SIMPLE CHART THAT IS EASY TO UNDERSTAND FOR EVERYONE, YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT HARD AND CONFUSING, SO EVERYONE IS GOING TO PANIC

Nothing less. Your country is fucked too. So is mine. Europe is a really bad place to be right now, may God be with you.

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>Irrelevant South American Crime Nigger.

Thanks for your input.

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Jesus user you must be fat and unhealthy as fuck
>Why would you advertise this?

> Your country is fucked too
why ? the places most likely to be corona death pits are the Migration Centers, if anything this Virus is good for a rural Retard like me

MORE IMPROVED

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Take an Uber... Call a friend... Jesus I didn't expect you Dane fags to act so helpless.

Boomers, in a word.

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uma delicia

The UK plan makes perfect medical sense.

Lol...... This coming from the guy who's country is offering 3K quid for people to get Covid-19 so they can implement herd inoculation.

You are a fucking clown Tommy. A fucking clown.

Must
Have
Gay
Sex
Must
Resist
The
Urge
Must
...

Corona is a God's punishment for trannies and drag pedo shows.

The US health apparatus isn't as stretched and stressed like the British NHS, even before the pandemic the NHS was on the verge of bankruptcy and collapse.

You can say all you want about how expensive the US healthcare system is, but it is pretty competent.

Government failure to respond effectively, refusing to restrict travel or border, if I remember correctly. I am also going to the countryside, the country will suffer.

Germany being an incompetent shithole has nothing to do with the United States.

>Just look at this nice canvas we got, later in the evening we will get 2 joo chicks squirt some paint from their pussy on this and sell it as art, yuuugeeee boost for our corona help fund

Snack cakes

We should have followed suit with HIV.

Its a great plan, we can do testing and clear up the hospitals.

This, and in a state of emergency, we'll see insurance companies cover all the costs (no co-pays) to keep up their public image (unless they want to make it obvious why "meficare for all" is necessary in times like this).

Beautiful

I’ll take 3 min please

That is not true. Anyhow, we will see in a few weeks how things compare. The UK's approach makes medical sense.

>Government failure to respond effectively
This is Merkels Germany after all
>refusing to restrict travel or border
This is Merkels Germany after all
What the fuck did you expect ??? kek
>I am also going to the countryside
well, im living there, i dont have to crowd with other Retards if i dont want to
>the country will suffer.
so ? i dont really give a shit about the parts most affected

99% corona symptoms.

ObozoCare website cost $2 billion. Hopefully Pence's site was a bit less.

oh I know, they are in charge of hiring and have no clue about the technology you work on....

fuck em

>I wanna fuck her so bad rn

I've already warned you, I will report you to the UN for a Hate Speech IF you say anything bad about AMerica! Why is this so hard to grasp! Are you jealous that we are the New JErusalem?
After I have reported you to the UN, you will be transferred to an International Fema reeducation camp, where you will be taught the truth about american superiority.
Hate SPeech is not Free Speech, if it is against America or Americans!

>Cant wait for remote work to reveal just how useless these people are.
At my company we worked remotely for 2 and a half months (because they were renovating the floor). The bullshit meetings were just done through Microsoft Teams.
At least in that way you could put it on lowest volume and do something else.

>hair dryer
are you one of those autistic basket cases that compulsively blows yourself with that to self-soothe?

>Get tested and pick up a Big Mac in our new Drive Thru Corona virus screening services, complementarily provided by McDonalds™! I'm lovin' it!

if you look closely you can see la creatura

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