ENTIRE BRAZILIAN GOVERNMENT HAS CORONA

OUR FUCKING TESTS HAVE TO BE BROKEN, EVERYONE'S FUCKING SCORING POSITIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

diariodocentrodomundo.com.br/essencial/urgente-maia-tem-primeiro-resultado-positivo-para-coronavirus/ (brazilian head of the national congress scored positive)

JESUS CHRIST

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Good. It's the cleanse. The virus that'll defeat the boomers.

>maia and the fucking c*ngress
You should be posting Heaven Paul, hopefully that rolha de poço terrorist drops dead.

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>inb4 it's the testing lab tech who is positive

>maia

Wtf is the problem of that guy's chin?

miami mayor with corona, bolsonaro imune

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>Bolsonaro is the asymptomatic superspreader and patient zero

maia has corona

hahahahahahhahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YES

I guess that's a cure to being brazilian

based, caldo de cana is the cure

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BOLSONARO CONFIRMED TO BE THE SUPERSPREADER

EVERYBODY GETS CORONA BUT HIM

Mercy for the lord, install a democracy worth a fuck.

CALDO DE CANA MY FREN, DONT FORGET THE PASTEL OF FEIRA

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he has the same color of his face like that iranian government guy who was constantly wiping off sweat during a conference. is bolsonaro tested positive or not?

This guy looks like the biggest dropkick god put breath into.

What the fuck is this geezer doing as the president of anything?

lmao, orgies everywhere in brasilian government

he tested negative
the weird skin is because he's italian

>when they tell you it's sopa da morcago, but it was sopa da macaco the whole time.

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Wasn't this the precursor to an evil worse epidemic? Some LARP user said that once the virus hits brazil, the R0 number will explode due to it mixing with the native bat virus???

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because he is the master of boomers, have good memes of the watsapp.

"President Jair Bolsonaro, on a day off, rides a motorcycle, drinks sugarcane juice at the TV Tower fair and takes pictures with people, accompanied by the Minister of the Government Secretariat, Luiz Eduardo Ramos
"
agenciabrasil.ebc.com.br/foto/2019-08/bolsonaro-anda-de-moto-e-toma-caldo-de-cana-na-torre-de-televisao-1581292376-2

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He's an improvement if anything. Before him the president was Dilma Rousseff, who had dyslexia. And before her, it was Lula, who is functionally illiterate.

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bozo is too disgusting to get the flu.
not even the virus wants to touch "it".

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Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

>commie source
Ok fag

>diario do centro do cú
>diary of the center of anus

Maybe he's one of the ones who get the real elite vaccine (not the Goy one).

>Actual doctor here.

You mean - actual 'brazilian' doctor

This guy is worse than the Prime Ministers we get here.

Reading a literal red pamphlet

Best news since nigball being shut down if true.

I eagerly await news from Africa.

Imagine a world with no nigs or jews whining. Holy shit. The population will recover quickly and spread to Mars.

Actual doctor here.

You are full of shit.

We are all infected bro. Nothing is broke.

REMEMBER THE BATS!
STAY AWAY FROM THE BATS!

Nice pasta.

WHO IS HAIRBALLS AND ASSHOLE

Doctor in shitposting with a PhD in coomerposting here
This guy is full of shit, he's no doctorate

Bolsonaro is a super spreader, what a great timeline

I want to become a superspreader too and visit the most mosques and jews i can

Fake news hunky!

ok petista de merda

makes sense

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Remember - you get this from USA. This what you get for being friendly with mutts.

>Entire Brazilian Government dies
>Socialist Coup happens
>Lula's dream is fulfilled
>Venezuela 2.0
>Inflation rises again
>Violence rises again

why does everyone hate bolsonaro again?

Underrated

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thread is about rodrigo maia tho

It's over, the morons wont stop contributing for the community spreading going on.

We're going back to the stone age bros. Cancel the Mars missions, it's not happening in our lift time.

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He's the biggest ziocuck in existence, even more than zion don

Nigger, he paid some crackhead to stab him in a non-vital spot to drum up the sympathy vote

Shut your mouth if all you're gonna do is post retarded shit and lst the grown folk talk

tfw Bozo is literally a disease upon anyone who gets within 5 feet of him.

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UMA DELICIA
t. Corona

youtube.com/watch?v=OjTacq3oxCY

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Better a Zionist than a Commie Drunktard Commie who's stuck in the Cold War.

>non-vital spot
major veins and his intestine were ripped open and he lost 50% of his blood, he had to be disemboweled twice to clean all the poop inside him and he got an infection

LMAO Bolsonaro is a superspreader he will contaminate the congress and supreme court and declare his dictactorship

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Came to post this

>Parroting the "official account" this hard
You are one servile fatherfucker if you believe that wasnt an orchestrated event that handed him the election

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Lacraste

He couldn't campaign for the whole election and it killed his momentum a lot, I'd say it was a net zero at best but whatever delusion lets you sleep at night.

He'll declare it to all the corpses.

That was every buzzword in Biochem shoved into one giant nonsense paragraph. Your word salad is horrendous.

I watched you kikes shill your trained monkey on here daily and literally no o e gave a fuck till yall said some lefty stabbed him

Go fall down on something really sharp ass-first

bozo is quite literally full of shit.
that really made my day.