/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2015 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

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>Switzerland has more deaths than Germany now
something's not right here

Hey guys rate my pp suit

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We are fucked

>No martial law

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>first confirmed case in my city
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

18 NEWS DEATHS IN FRANCE
DEATH TOLL 79

I really DOUBT those death numbers

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Numbers decide my survival rate

>stockings going up despite the national emergency being declared
Wtf bros? No crash? Another fucking nothingburger fuck this shit

We have a ruined property on some random village, but it's pretty much in ruins, really. Also we got so much stockpiled food at home, so I don't think we should run away now. I fear redistribution of resources, I don't want to lose my extra food and medicine just because retards didn't prepare accordingly for such an emergency.
Would you bug out? I got 2 months of food, but curfew is about to become a reality here in Spain, I want freedom too, freedom to move and to act. I want to keep practicing archery and I want to sharpen my programming skills to get a good job on the new era.
I keep getting dizzy and struggle a bit with my breathing but I think it's just suggestion. Still, this is so fucked up, I knew this whole thing would happen and I prepped so well, and yet I can't help but think this is the end

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>NATIONAL EMERGENCY DECLARED
youtube.com/watch?v=HMGHiI44-XY&feature=emb_logo

Hello Andrew, my name is Robert and we met about two weeks ago at your party in the southern part of Boston, I know you're a /cvg/ regular. Could you hit me up on social media and arrange a meeting? Unfortunately, I misplaced your number and I don't know your account on any social media platform, I wish we could repeat that. BTW, send little Timmy my best regards.

RIP user

*coof* *coof*

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>UNLEASHING THE POWER

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only two weeks and they might start testing now, wow

0%

Aren't you happy you listened?

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Lol, he's starting getting ratio'd

Yes you are a nigger.

IT FEELS GOOD TO BE RIGHT
I AM SO SMUG RIGHT NOW
PANIC NORMIES PANIC AND REEEEEE

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>Don't worry folks
>It only took us 14 years to development treatment for HIV/AIDS
kek these people

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Stocks like certainty. They seem to have priced this announcement in.

Whether they priced in major metros shutting down is another matter.

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thanks star nigger i kinda figured that

Friendly reminder that AIDS isn't a real thing and HIV is a harmless virus.

If AIDS was real then victims would die from all sorts of infections. Yet pretty much all of them die from a very narrow range of problems. Problems which even without 'AIDS' would be caused by chronic risky sexual behavior like getting violently fisted, taking tons of crystal meth and not sleeping for 72 hours straight.

Funnily enough, those are activities very common in gay orgies. What a coincidence.

Oh boy, lots of leeway for internal transmission

>Died: 5,397
Took it long enough. What a weak virus.

Love how everyone here was telling people to stock up toilet paper just before this panic began.

>nigger
Why are you so racist?

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Oh god. They pulled out a piece of fucking cardboard.

Do pajeets posses a natural immunity?

What is this boomer shit in White House xaxaxa

>The absolute state of the USA right now

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>GRAPHS
FUCK YEAH

What the fuck is a positivity rate. False positive?

Why do people keep saying masks are all sold out
Theres ffp3 facemasks on ebay .co.uk right
Theres half face respirators and gas masks and filters everywhere

WHY TARDS KEEP POSTING THIS DISINFO

>*steals screen space*

dow sky rocketing

>passed 5000 official deaths
>U.S. declared State of Emergency
>Gary nowhere to be found
Big think.

>drive thru clinics
god i love being an amerilard. hope i dont die lel

What are websites of past

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FEMA COFFINS AT THE READY FAGS!

nigga is really presenting a poster like its highschool

oh shit a FLOWCHART

GOOGLE SCREENING

Amerimutts FUBAR by Alphabet

WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH ThAT

I'm immune.

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YOU ARE A SANDNIGGER

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FUCK
Get all the toilet paper you can carry!
We need MORE TOILET PAPER.

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>all this panic over a flu

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>asymptomatic transmission
NO

Yes, feels great

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THEY HAVE A FLOWCHART WE'RE SAVED

are you happy now bibi?
or are you the romanian larper, or a double larper cause I don't trust jews

It’s the number of people who walked away with a smile

How do you come to this conclusion?
Most countries with high testing capacity and early detection of the outbreak will have fewer deaths in the beginning. That includes scandinavia.

Fed dumped 1.5 trillion into the markets last night.
forbes.com/sites/sarahhansen/2020/03/12/fed-injects-15-trillion-to-prop-up-crashing-markets/#6c1cff416adb

Where?

So this is it. Google technocracy is happening.

Bug out.

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>but curfew is about to become a reality here in Spain

It isn't already?
I heard parts of Catalonia, Madrid, Burgos and Basque Country were under locked down.

MUH GOOGLE
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE BIG CORP?

ONE HUNDRED AND NINE COUNTRIES

Why is it coom colored?

NEET bros will take over

>t.someone who didn't prep & is fucked now

Nope

>3675 TOTAL INFECTIONS
>Ministry of health reports: 23 patients in ICU.
How?

>you have to log in to coronavirus.gov with a FUCKING google account to not die
>oh btw hipaa doesn't exist anymore. you know, for your own good :)
fuck you FUCK YOU

It's SARS, not influenza

lmao this is their plan.
Actually relying on Google to save people.

They are doomed.

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MANLET

I WANT TONY FAUCI TO IMPREGNATE ME

Case in point
obamacare.net/

HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THE MANLET AHAHAHAHA

when do Americans start dying en mass?

maybe there will be an afterlife and it will be nice

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Replying to previous thread.

Mae, estoy tratando de educar un imbécil que no diferencia entre una mascarilla quirurgica y un respirador, que insiste que no funcionan. Por mamapichas asi nos vamos a ir la mierda.

>OMGZ HOW COULD SHOW GRAPH!?!?!?

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Because they're being price gouged to hell, shit that used to be

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Guys, Trump doesn't look so good.

This. But the only solution is deploy the police and army to stores and limit the amount of food and supplies people can take. Of course, forced expropiation of the preppers if needed.

Darth vader ass voice

I'm pretty sure that the tests give false negatives quite often, so the positives are actually positive all the time, but negatives can also be positives. Idk.

why did she compare coronavirus to hiv lmaooo

ones that were created slowly like trump coofed

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ONE AND A HALF TRILLION
EVAPORATED
JUST LIKE THAT

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this all sounds like a funeral procession, it's fucking over unless you live in the woods for months, everyone over 60 is probably going to be close to death.

neets are useless and will go extinct soon after

School has already been shut down. But State of Alert has been declared and will be set on tomorrow, they are going to restrict movement hard all over the countries and outlaw restaurants

Gay.

maybe they should consider building some sort of physical barrier, like a wall or something?

Still, faggot virus has a piss poor kill count

>google managing who gets tested
I hope you guys have clean google search histories.

>you want the super size test?

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>walmart

Won’t that cause hyper inflation?

>reee don't buy stuff reee
Isn't he a capitalist?
Why does he even care what people buy as long as they are spending moneys?
>is it because he will have to whipe his ass with grass?

lmfao the ceo of Walmart oh god please don’t make fun of us

THE OFFICIAL Yas Forums DISCORD LINK IS:
discord gg axfQueP
Join, we are currently talking about the economy shitting itself and the coronavirus

DRIVE THROUGH TEST AT EVERY WALMART

Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 17.600 cases - 1.266 FATALITIES / 46,8% Mortality Rate (MR);
Iran, 11.364 cases - 514 FATALITIES / 12,7% MR;
>South Korea, 7.979 cases - 71 FATALITIES / 12,2% MR;
Spain, 4.352 cases - 124 FATALITIES / 39,1% MR;
>France, 3.661 cases - 79 FATALITIES / 86,8% MR;
Germany, 3.481 cases - 8 FATALITIES / 14,8% MR;
>United States, 1.922 cases - 41 FATALITIES / 56,9% MR;
Japan, 1.398 cases - 26 FATALITIES / 4,9% MR;
>Switzerland, 1.137 cases - 9 FATALITIES / 69,2% MR;
Norway, 911 cases - 1 FATALITY / 50% MR;
>Sweden, 814 cases - 1 FATALITY / 50% MR;
Denmark, 804 cases - 0% MR;
>The Netherlands, 804 cases - 10 FATALITIES / 83,3% MR;
United Kingdom, 799 cases - 11 FATALITIES / 36,7% MR;
>Belgium, 559 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 75% MR;
Austria, 504 cases - 1 FATALITY / 14,3% MR;
>Qatar, 262 cases - 0% MR;
Barhein, 210 cases - 0% MR;
>Singapore, 200 cases - 0% MR;
...
>Brazil, 151 cases - 0% MR;
Galiza, 112 cases - 0% MR;
>Portugal, 112 cases - 0% MR;

125 infected countries.

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Low-key admission that Corona-chan is a franken-virus and a bio-weapon.

haha brrrrrr

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cope

walmart? lmao

top kek
give paco a taste of his own medicine

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>NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO IGNORE THE VIRUS AND LET AMERICA DIE
>NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STOP THE VIRUS AND SAVE THE WORLD
which one is it nigger

this press conference is a literal circle jerk

>Not providing testing for asymptomatics
We're doomed.

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>SHARTMART

*cooF*

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Wrong. It isn't normal to kill thousands of DNA-confirmed cases in a couple of months.

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Stop spreading fake news, the market is fine. Go wash your hands citizen.

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REEEE ALL THESE WHITE MALES STOP IT FIX THIS AMERICA

SHAKES HANDS

Spread your bum for Corona Chan!

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Has Yas Forums cleaned their weapons?

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oh my god they're actually relying on companies

based walmart and walgreens

testing brought to you by google and walmart
god bless america

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Because 80% won't go to the ICU.
And even those that do go, take their sweet time.
Roughly 1 week, depending on the state of the person.

Is this National Emergency just a google, walmart, walgreens, and target advertisement?

It'll reach top 10 soon enough

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kys

isn't this the plot of the division 2?

haha money printer go hyperbrrrrr

>THEY ARE SHAKING HANDS
jesus fuck america

Blessed post

>tfw my workplace might shut down for a few weeks
Thank you Corona-chan!

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Why is this lineup show necessary lol.

Jews:

Blood Passover Arial toeff:
bloodpassover.com/

Red Symphony
docdro.id/awxXfEB

Manosphere/red pill

Smart and Sexy Roderick Kaine [men are smarter than women]
atavisionary.com/free-book-smart-and-sexy-the-evolutionary-origins-and-biological-underpinnings-of-cognitive-differences-between-the-sexes/

Sexual utopia in power F roger devlin
dontmarry.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/sexualutopia.pdf

The manipulated man estar vilar
dontmarry.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/the_manipulated_man.pdf

Conspiracy
The lifting of the viel [about vast pedo conspiracy controlling the world]
docdroid.net/Dh4yQ08/the-lifting-of-the-veil.pdf

behold a pale horse, bill cooper
docdro.id/oSSjjeB

Imaging 9-11. All the popular media, like comics, which predicted 9-11
docdro.id/sjfan7a

>the following are both available at cia.gov, cause they found it at some mahamadeen compound. Not linking directly there though for obvious reasons.

bloodlines of the illuminati
docdro.id/CRTbzb0

The conspirator's hierarchy Dr. Coleman
docdro.id/tBlM2rv

Spiritual/kooky/blahblah

lawofone.info/

Alien disclosure
docdroid.net/192biis/cosmic-disclosure-full-transcripts.pdf

2150 AD [reincarnation fiction]
docdro.id/ercmHPd

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>implying that moot didn't put anyone who ever visited Yas Forums on a corona blacklist

>TRUMP SHAKING HANDS

TOP KEK CORONA CHAN JUST INFECTED EM ALL

dilate

>supply yourself
>quit your jobs
>pull kids from school
>stay at home or
>head to remote locations
>148.8mhz, get a baofeng if you dont have one
Goodluck anons, the window for containment is shut

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What the fuck america

what the fuck is this

my throat is weird, my lungs feel funny and I'm coughing a little. is this the end bros?

Now would be a great time to start BUILD WALL

>ad segment

>it's like raaaaaaain
>on your wedddddding dayyyyy

Someone made this

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SHAKING EVERY HAND...

If he is indeed infected, all of them are probably doomed (or shut-downed at least)

>not testing contacts of symptomatic patients
If they’re not serving quarantine notices to them like in Singapore, this is beyond retarded and will solve nothing.

>Google
>have to register
>"Consumers"
Only in USA.

You know that that won't do shit?
The easily offended (Ultra-Orthodox Jews) just simply don't have internet.

Switzerland got infected earlier than Germany, but didn't notice.

>FEEDING THE SPREAD OF THE CORONA VIRUS
what did the CEO of target mean by this

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No, they didn't print money. They used taxpayer money, about $17,500 per taxpayer that's not going into infrastructure and community but instead going into the pockets of investors and banks.

he's shaking everyone's hand deliberately to inspire confidence?

ok jewmer

This press conference is literally a commercial for these fucking soulless grifters. Unfuckingbelievable

>no skills
>no job
>no education
keked and discarded

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He's legit just stalling until markets close. I predict he hasn't dropped the real bombshell yet

>having dirty guns
user I...

No mention of any tropical country or country where it’s summer.

>THE OFFICIAL Yas Forums DISCORD
Faggot

My high school crush is in Barcelona for foreign exchange. please keep her safe

Getting real “stop doubting globohomo accept our solution goy” vibes from this.
Kinda get the feeling I’d rather have rampant corona than whatever scam these kikes have spent the last few days cooking up.

>google made it
>google will have your health data
>reminder google is a jewish tool

as a currency for the people with anal obsession

I have really bad sniffles

Yeah, but I use Ballistol.

Good lord she is so sexy in this one.

Fagsplain your nothingburger talk on reddit's shit Yas Forums says

>redditfags and boomers think this is going away in 4 months

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>drive thru clinics

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advertisement space for America's best companies.

Le scary flu
Enjoy wasting money on rations lol!

it's a McNational Emergency

I wish I could get one.

Fucking cuck gunlaws of nothern Europe are making me settle on a crossbow.

>Drive thru
can I get a couple cheeseburgers while I get tested?

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>State of Alert has been declared

We're in National Emergence and we have a deeply uncompetent Socialist government and 0,5% of your cases.

Literally Galiza - one of the least affeted areas in Spain - had the same amount of cases as us last time I checked.

Come on Spanishbros, bring Sanchez and your cucked government down somehow.

I think I'll die of nervous uncontrollable laughter before Corona gets me.
I can't stop, my sides hurt.
It's all going to shit, haha

Well yes but no. Containment has failed, there is no window anymore. It's just a hole in the wall.

How can you steal something
That's free?

>WAT DA FUG IZ THIZ FACKEN CORPORATIONS WTF!!!!!!!!!

ayy lmao,keep seething faggots

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They can just print more infrastructure

TRUMP IS ASSEMBLING A TEAM

Wal-Mart and Google now turning this into a commercial.

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>lie that you have symptoms
>get yourself tested

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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ARE THEY ALL FUCKING SHARING A MIC WITH TRUMP
IS THAT A PUBLIC EXECUTION