IT'S FUCKING ON! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAchoo!
STATE OF EMERGENCY!!!
zomg bros we got too cocky about how delicious penis is
the orange man sounds sıck
I hope a bunch of Amerimutts die.
*sniffs*
*low enegry voice*
yeah he dead
Why does he sound sick?
Holy shit he cant speak properly
>50billion to help medics
>1.5trillion to help Markets
Trump tldr
is this the qapocalypse?
God I want everything to collapse. The only way to fix the issues we face is to wipe the fucking slate clean.
You don’t even have to hope. Every shit neighborhood and person will get sick and when they try to loot... it’ll be their last loot.
*COUGH COUGH*
google is helping
ai decides who gets a test
Nesara Gesara act imminent?
I love Trump, but he is one inarticulate mother fucker.
Greatly.
The GOOG helping to develop a website to ascertain need to test and where...
Imagine the pressure. He’s hilarious at the rally tho
*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*
Me too. I can't talk for shit. I can't even write.
We can't have a proper response yet! Not until all the gooks, spics, and niggers are dead and/or dying!
WHY DOES HE SOUND SO RETARDED TODAY WTF
Does Trump have convid-19?
Trump can bearly speak straight he is so sick from the virus
MAGA Shills Going into overtime to fight Corona Virus happenings.
Trump ill from the corona virus and trump shills hiding it. Shelves empty, no more toilet paper, business closing down, schools shut down, Disney Land abandoned, gatherings banned, Elites and congressmen catching the virus. Italy destroyed, UK GOING DOWN, planes grounded, quarantines happening everywhere, China in lock down, India drowning in corona poo remedies, mass graves in middle east, state of fucking emergency.
posting from fema camp; food is shit, nigger dicks are smaller than advertised, berry manilow mall elevatior music is shit, pls get me out
Nice link faggot
And this will pass, this will pass through, and we're going to be stronger for it, we learned a lot
POTUS
DO NOT GET TESTED!
WE DO NOT WANT YOU TO GET TESTED!
The pressure has to be huge. And Nancy Pelosi just got off their air with a highly political speech of her own, so Trump is probably pissed as well.
ok this is good shit. but liberals will ree about private and public sector cooperation I bet.
Drive-thru swabbing
>state of emergency
STOCKS SOAR UPON THE NEWS
>even alphaboomers like trump will die
BASED
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>shills calling other shills
you're just gonna spam this shit around, same file name and everything?
>Shelves empty, no more toilet paper, business closing down, schools shut down, Disney Land abandoned, gatherings banned, Elites and congressmen catching the virus. Italy destroyed, UK GOING DOWN, planes grounded, quarantines happening everywhere, China in lock down, India drowning in corona poo remedies, mass graves in middle east, state of fucking emergency.
Totally Trump's fault and not the Chinese wet markets.
this
Mass arrests soon
>5 million test kits will be "more than enough"
On top of it, he's got to be exhausted. I wager 2-3 hours of sleep per night for the last week or two- honestly the man has to be exhausted.
Why is letting other people talk so often? I don't give a shit about a single thing this cunt has to say.
Shut the fuck up you foreskin eating freak.
We Are Ready
Did he say EVERY hospital should activate its emergency response protocols?
Bros i don’t wanna go to work, what are the chances they close all operations for warehouses?
They are still fixated on testing when this is about to go completely out of control in the next week.
Holy shit. HURRY THE FUCK UP GOVERMENT.
Did he coof??
you're a fucking joke. kill yourself kike
So Are We ;)
WHO on the rampage, CIAnigs panicking bigly.
>drive through testing
peak america
HEY GUYS THERES A WEBSITE NOW WE ARE ALL SAVED
theyve been doing that shit in asia since february newfag
manlet tony
CITIZENS OF AMERICA
Please, do not direct your anger at peace keepers.
Please relinguish your weapons and ammunition supplies.
We will not supply food or water until we have cleared your residence and insured the complete handover of firearms.
DNA-gathering honeypot??
Time to collect those guns.
Does this mean the election is canceled?
because he has been a sick fuck for a long time
AAAAAAAAAA!
DRIVE THROUGH OPTIONS OMFUCKING GAWD WE HAVE A SYTEM!
There's something distinctly American about drive-through plague testing. I don't care if other places did it first. Imma go the McDonalds drive through and get me a Big Mac with a side of Corona testing.
Can't wait to get some nice new blue flower pots.
Lmao, this larp made me lol.
Why do we continue to let redditors on this board?
Checked.
I just wrote a punk rock song about it, so it is all taken care of.
We don't wanna have that curve, we wanna smooth it down to a mound...
Please do NOT damage UN property.
Corona. He knows he is ill and only has a few days to live & only a few days to finish the plan, so he needs the State of Emergency to hit the final hammer. Enjoy the show.
MAGA Shills Going into overtime to fight Corona Virus happenings.
Trump ill from the corona virus and trump shills hiding it. Trump can barely speak straight he is so sick from the virus. Shelves empty, no more toilet paper, business closing down, schools shut down, Disney Land abandoned, gatherings banned, Elites and congressmen catching the virus. Italy destroyed, UK GOING DOWN, planes grounded, quarantines happening everywhere, China in lock down, India drowning in corona poo remedies, mass graves in middle east, state of fucking emergency.
boy you got a purdy mouf
Target and Walmart are getting a plug lol. Peak capitalism.
STOCKS ARE ABSOLUTELY SOARING
lmfao. these kikes
Our Prime Minister probs has it too.
Make me.
>trump controls the fed
Not too smart there are you frogbrain?
Thank you drive through
>implying Trump can't just get a lung transplant from a chink to stay alive
>MAGA Shills Going into overtime to fight Corona Virus happenings.Trump ill from the corona virus and trump shills hiding it. Trump can barely speak straight he is so sick from the virus. Shelves empty, no more toilet paper, business closing down, schools shut down, Disney Land abandoned, gatherings banned, Elites and congressmen catching the virus. Italy destroyed, UK GOING DOWN, planes grounded, quarantines happening everywhere, China in lock down, India drowning in corona poo remedies, mass graves in middle east, state of fucking emergency.
BASED AND SAVED
dont forget the nigger dicks, smaller than advertised, its a shitshow no bbc just nbc
I love how they're calling everyone consumers and not just the american people
pathetic anericucks
Hopefully it's only people like you faggot
They love this fucking economy, they're faggots, but they're not stupid.