/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2014 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Someone share the template please

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He’s 100% stalling until markets close

coof coof

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8110389/Coronavirus-patients-recover-left-damaged-lungs-researchers-claim.html

WE ARE FUCKED

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Which country is handling it the worst??

strawpoll.com/13y5g1bb

Has the stream started ffs?

t. asleep

For once an actual happening. I dont even know how to feel. My balls have been blue for so long.

NATIONAL EMERGENCY SOON

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>Venezuela
>University
Hope you're learning how to farm.

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Hello to all. Unfortunately I'm doing the double hospital / medical guard shift. I only tell you that yesterday I had 18 calls which I assure you are not few. To the civilian of Brescia the situation is alarming to say the least. There are no more resuscitation places. We are thinking of doing the rates outdoors at the Brescia fair and at the Montichiari fair because we are completely saturated. We started to hope with tocilizumab as some have reported, but there are not so many stocks. We are trying to save money for more serious patients. However, for those who ask, the words that are given by the drug roche are only the extra ones because the distribution to the various patients with rheumatoid arthritis, Vasculitis and other rheumatological problems must be guaranteed. Not to mention that not only is it not a drug that works for everyone, but it can also lead to serious complications that can be fatal.

w-what's taking him so long?

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First case of corona in Guatemala
prensalibre.com/guatemala/comunitario/coronavirus-alejandro-giammattei-confirma-el-primer-caso-de-covid-19-en-guatemala/

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>tfw overweight
wat do

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All of them

>Venezuela
no worries you guys are probably totally equipped to handle this

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Sauce

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>WHO says Italy testing too many people

FFS the WHO are fucking colossal faggots can they be anymore kiked?

>Chinks number one
>Italy tests too much doe, fuck them

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was just talking for that user and why he might not have them attached.
I tried some out (The P3 pads, that you can fix to the normal A2 filters) and also got some, that attach directly, but haven't tried these out so far.
I wonder if they will be difficult to get on and off, because you have no real way of gripping and turning them?

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source please

How is it that Italy is starting so many measures and being highlighted while Germany, France, and UK don't seem to be so bad?

Are the other western europeans not bothering to test their people? Or are they trying to deflect the corona media attention to Italy so they don't look bad?

Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia are closing borders for foreigners.

Can I get the hazmat suit templates?

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Source?

uma delicia

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Uruguay has 4 hermano.
We are doomed

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Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

evening lad

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Been saying this for a while. Even the young are effected in a big way.

It's the CIC tree hugger

still waiting on Trump youtube.com/watch?v=q_WM_pMp0Hg

Oh shit oh fuck I just sneezed 3 times in a row

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IVE BEEN SAYING THIS POL IS RIGHT ALWAYS

Markets close in 30 minutes

GUYS

i hate niggers

quarantine your in your house and fast before you eat any of your stockpiled food.

Trump will be impeached for tardiness

UKtards are actually telling people to get infected, that has got to take the cake

DID SWINE FLU HAVE GLOBAL QUARANTINES AND NATIONAL EMERGENCIES?

Live stream - POTUS declares National Emergency: youtube.com/watch?v=eF3LO-b9QKo

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it's over

where is Trump [spoiler]is he coofing[/spoiler]

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WHERE IS ORANGE MAN

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>boom!

Fucking eerie guys.
Italians in Siena are singing from their windows.
Wuhan 2.0 truly.

Where's worst korea?

The PRESIDENT of Guatemala has to make that announcement, that's how serious it is?

2 MINUTES
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not seen him for a while

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WHY IS THE MARKET STILL 22k
I WANT IT AT BELOW 21k REEEEEEE

>silver
Opinion discarded

>devistates

bayonet filters are easily enough to undo
you should, once again, practise
also practise proper glove etiquette

youtube.com/watch?v=P8b8cDUBYs8

2 minutes... allegedly.

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youtube.com/watch?v=q_WM_pMp0Hg

Can anyone link me up to the WHO article on respirators, please?

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YES!
I THOUGHT I STILL HAD THIS!
1/4

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>livestream starting soon
>livestream starting soon
>livestream starting soon

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Well, my family has it. RIP.
It was fun while it lasted, enjoy the new world order if you survive.

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It's official now.
4 new cases in Uruguay
They all came from Milan

Lose weight? Eat a balanced diet and exercise?

Top kek. That's how I like my coofers.

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can someone post the pasta about the name of the virus referring to various states of infection etc

Thanks doc

busy coofing on all the doorknobs in the white house

Just what we needed, Norway getting fucked over by a Sven coofing on the nuclear plant control panel

in my country tonight

fuck.

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its prep stored on your body, it cannot be stolen, you'll have the last laugh as skinnyfags die around you

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Das ist nicht gut mein bruder

allegedly

its been real Yas Forums

thanks for being there for the past ten years.

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Thanks bro, keep us updated