/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2013 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

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Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE! UPDATE!
>MUCH IMPROVED PANDEMIC EDITION!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 17.600 cases - 1.266 FATALITIES / 46,8% Mortality Rate (MR);
Iran, 11.364 cases - 514 FATALITIES / 12,7% MR;
>South Korea, 7.979 cases - 71 FATALITIES / 12,2% MR;
Spain, 4.352 cases - 124 FATALITIES / 39,1% MR;
>France, 3.661 cases - 79 FATALITIES / 86,8% MR;
Germany, 3.481 cases - 8 FATALITIES / 14,8% MR;
>United States, 1.922 cases - 41 FATALITIES / 56,9% MR;
Japan, 1.398 cases - 26 FATALITIES / 4,9% MR;
>Switzerland, 1.137 cases - 9 FATALITIES / 69,2% MR;
Norway, 911 cases - 1 FATALITY / 50% MR;
>Sweden, 814 cases - 1 FATALITY / 50% MR;
Denmark, 804 cases - 0% MR;
>The Netherlands, 804 cases - 10 FATALITIES / 83,3% MR;
United Kingdom, 799 cases - 11 FATALITIES / 36,7% MR;
>Belgium, 559 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 75% MR;
Austria, 504 cases - 1 FATALITY / 14,3% MR;
>Qatar, 262 cases - 0% MR;
Barhein, 210 cases - 0% MR;
>Singapore, 200 cases - 0% MR;
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>Brazil, 151 cases - 0% MR;
Galiza, 112 cases - 0% MR;
>Portugal, 112 cases - 0% MR;

125 infected countries.

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National Guard already being deployed in Fairmont Park, Philadelphia

twitter.com/DiegoGiacomolli/status/1238306419268558853

>Dystopian guberment propaganda clips now being showed on all media saying to avoid social contact with other people

HAHAHAHAHAHA

WE ARE LITERALLY IN NEET FANTASY WORLD LADS WTF MAN

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You removed "unknown" which was 3% and probably had lots of people with no conditions

youtube.com/watch?v=E2x1ycXbGXo

>know an argie working at a shopping mall
>someone at a different store tested positive
Welp I guess the whole city of Buenos Aires is fucked, everyone is retarded and public transport is absolutely crowded

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>Portugal shuts down schools

From kindergarten to University.
Also, night clubs are closed down too.
Shopping centres and museums and all that are such as restaurants are either closed or just at two thirds functionality.

Cristiano Ronaldo is in a bunker in his native Madeira Island.

>me: g-guys, do you see what is happening in Europe?
>colleagues at work: shut up with your corona hoax schizoid its just a flu lol
I fucking hate normies.

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youtube.com/watch?v=6ibFhbtXza4

A helpful guide for the coming weeks.

Hype. Just as quarantines will hit.

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Forgot your meme flag rabbi

I don't wanna die.

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>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>I'm begging of you please don't take my life
>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>Please don't take me just because you can

>Your symptoms are beyond compare
>With patients in intensive care
>With an illness never before seen
>Your kiss is like a deadly sting
>Your voice is sharp as chest pain
>And I cannot get rif of you, Corona

>I can’t stop coughing in my sleep
>And there's nothing I can do to keep
>From dying when you call my name, Corona

>And I can easily understand
>How you could easily take a man
>But you don't know what life means to me, Corona

>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>I'm begging of you please don't take my life
>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>Please don't take me just because you can

>You could have your choice of men
>But I could never live again
>This is the last chance for me, Corona

>I didn’t need this deadly flu
>Fuck the Chinese and fuck you too
>And fuck the bat that caused the flu, Corona

>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>I'm begging of you please don't take my life
>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>Please don't take me just because you can

youtube.com/watch?v=doz1QJ7LwjA

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Be not afraid.

youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0

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>no toilet paper
>bottled water all gone
>food almost gone

Why didn't I listen and prep earlier...

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freshly baked for all you shitlords

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I think I might have Covid-19 lads. I’m breathing really heavily and I got a tickle/itch in my throat. I’m worried it will worsen tomorrow.

Wish the chat was open, i'd spam LATE lmao.

Interspecies Reviewers Anime's Home Video Releases Delayed in Japan by 1 Month. Staff cite influence of COVID-19 coronavirus affecting manufacture of figure to be bundled with release.
>Interspecies Reviewers Anime's Home Video Releases Delayed in Japan by 1 Month. Staff cite influence of COVID-19 coronavirus affecting manufacture of figure to be bundled with release.
Interspecies Reviewers Anime's Home Video Releases Delayed in Japan by 1 Month. Staff cite influence of COVID-19 coronavirus affecting manufacture of figure to be bundled with release.
>Interspecies Reviewers Anime's Home Video Releases Delayed in Japan by 1 Month. Staff cite influence of COVID-19 coronavirus affecting manufacture of figure to be bundled with release.
Interspecies Reviewers Anime's Home Video Releases Delayed in Japan by 1 Month. Staff cite influence of COVID-19 coronavirus affecting manufacture of figure to be bundled with release.
>Interspecies Reviewers Anime's Home Video Releases Delayed in Japan by 1 Month. Staff cite influence of COVID-19 coronavirus affecting manufacture of figure to be bundled with release.
Interspecies Reviewers Anime's Home Video Releases Delayed in Japan by 1 Month. Staff cite influence of COVID-19 coronavirus affecting manufacture of figure to be bundled with release.

NOOOOO NOT MY UNCENSORED BD ANIME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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When the fucks it starting?

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do a fresh prince one

It's yours, AKchad.

>having preexisting conditions makes it hard to survive
How is this different than any other disease?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

yeah, normies at my place of work are like this too
>it's not that bad
>it's just a flu
>lol you got the coronavirus from those cup noodles

Check and fucking based

Sounds like Spanish Flu on first wave.

As soon as Trump's coughing fit ends

short guide on preserving foods in jars:
>buy botteling jars, the ones with a metal snap mechanism and big rubber band
>cook sauce, for example a nice bolognese with lots of carrot celeries and meat
>clean botteling jars and rinse with boiling water for desinfaction, also put the rubber bands in boiling water
>reheat sauce until boiling with bubbles
>fill boiling sauce into botteling jars, immetiadly seal them
>put botteling jars into a big pot, fill pot with water to a level above the top of the botteling jars. depending on the size of your pot you can do 2 to 3 at a time
>boil the water, watch the botteling jars. the jars and their content will now be heated until boiling. in this process the pressure ins
ide the jars will rise until small bubbles are pushed out through the rubberbands. you're done when the jars stop bubbling, which typical
y takes more then an hour. the content is now practicaly sterile and has negative pressure.
>let jars cool down, store in a dark and cool environment

you can do this with all foods that can be heated to this degree. i.e. gulash, soup, stews..
an easy way to test if it worked and also to test if your food is still good: just open the emchanic snap lock.
if it stays closed due to negative pressure it's still good,
if it comes open or even pops open the food started degrading.

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maximum yikes

is this the future?

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>Chicago passes law banning gun sales
Shit like this makes me think this is being orchestrated, they wasted no time at all stripping rights away. Just like Katrina, all they do is wait for a disaster and once it hits flood the airwaves with sheer panic so they can do their bidding out of the public eye...

WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOM WHILE ON LOCKDOWN

10 minutes late

Just let 'em die.

Has Trumps live stream started yet? I'm seeing nothing right now

Checked holy smoked

carlton dance inside the biosuit would be nice.

IS DONNY COOFING?!
Bet he's late because he's trying to contain that coof

trump 10 minutes late...

my gf I live with went to shanghai twice for her job the last few days...should I be worried bros?

This is a Cringe-a-demic!

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More people people die from FLU every year than from COVID-19 every day. That is FACT.

On serious note, stay comfy user. Let's watch normies burn together.youtube.com/watch?v=eGNVsQwWZLI

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Trump is delaying so the markets have less time to react to the bad news.

>filename
>country
based copy fren

Trump has no respect for MY TIME

Breaking News!

Coronavirus confirmed bioweapon, aimed to boost sales for gaming and streaming services as the whole world is put on lockdown!

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How do we communicate once the internet is down?

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i'd legit invite you in to share shots of the vodka i bought.

Nope. GN's stream at least shows the podium. Looks like they're doing this one on the lawn

Don't bad sad that it's over, be happy that it happened.

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Bout to be City of the Apes once riots start.

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0/niggers out of ten

youtube.com/watch?v=HMGHiI44-XY&feature=youtu.be

Does my functional alcoholism make my blood an undesirable host for the virus? I’m a bartender for private functions (30) and a lot are cancelling but many are still moving forward. I’m worried about the virus but if I don’t work I won’t get paid. I have some sick time but I want to save it Incase there is a mass 2 week quarantine without compensation. I do well financially but I recently bought a house and I don’t want to fall behind on mortgage payments in the first year, and I have a crazy suspicion the banks won’t be forgiving.

youtube.com/watch?v=jlxmKsTvcLg

>buildings collapsing from the flu

IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE GUYS

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Ops youtube.com/watch?v=eGNVsQwWZLI

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NO THIS CANT BE NOT MY CANT BELIEVE ITS ANIME HENTAI NOOOO

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>outside
what does it mean?

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poe soon

How about from looters?

What did he mean by this?

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will you spare a square for stacy when she comes by asking for some?

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On it, might take me a while

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When is the stream going to start?

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youtube.com/watch?v=N7Fpp2VT5lk

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who will win the Corona F1's Death Virus Grand Prix

Italy takes pole position once again

Spain has surpassed Italy
Italy?
>Iran?
Germany?
France?

place your bets now

>scavs up behind you and hatchets you in the head
Nothing personnel cyka

I think im an idiot. I had the chance to get some masks from a friend who works HVAC. Someone stole 10 boxes of their backstock. Where do I even buy masks? The pastebin isnt very helpful for a guide on this and there is so much disinformation. All I know is the virus is transmitted simply through the breath so a mask is extremely helpful. Yet I have no clue how to clean, what work and or whats available.

Why do you always address worst things?
Why can't you address the median death in Italy which is 85? Why? When the median age in Italy is around 45 which means most of the young recovers? Why can't you address that? Doesn't get you (yous) is it that?

I wanna FUCK that bird

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

Don't do this, it will kill you.

All imported from Buenos Aires

He means 'please pay attention to me'

RUSSIAN CORRECT FOR ONE! Yes let all die from the wuhan newmonya

Corona-chan Death Cult (CDC) roll

>1: Slave
You have no rights and will die early as a sacrifice to Corona-chan.

>2: Recruit
You are new to the cult. Before being allowed to fuck a captured woman, you must participate in some hunts and kill 5 non-believers.

>3-5: Hunter
Bearing weapons and protective gear, you hunt the wastelands for food, supplies, women and lolis. All captured goods are brought back to a CDC lair to be distributed among cult members. Hunters are also responsible for defending CDC property.

>6: Mage
After surviving an infection and a few reinfections by Corona-chan, you have been proven to be favored by our goddess. You are a force to be reckoned with during raids. Bearing dark robes with the CDC symbol, your enemies fear you, since they would rather die than be reinfected.

>7-8: Plague Bearer
Blessed you are, for you have been infected. If you survive, you become a mage candidate. But if not, you will spread Corona-chan's blessing and die gratefully in her embrace.

>9: Criminal
You have broken a cult law. Although your crime is less severe than insulting Corona-chan, you must be punished. Your dominant hand is cut off and the wound is sealed. But fear not, criminals of the cult can redeem themselves. So you are forcibly blessed with Corona-chan, and sent off into the wasteland to infect non-believers.

>0: Cursed One
You are revealed as a man who is immune to Corona-chan's blessing. Thus, you are burned alive as a sacrifice to Corona-chan.

>DUBS: Warlock
You are among the most favored subjects of Corona-chan, for you have survived many reinfections. As a result, you are a nobleman of the CDC, and may to a reasonable extent select the finest foods, women and lolis gathered by hunters. You are also responsible for managing your lair and for sacrificial ceremonies.

>TRIPS: Overlord
You are a warlock and the supreme leader of the cult. All captured goods are your property, which you can claim if you wish.

What happened on China guys?

>implying this isn't what Yas Forums wants
HAIL HYDRA

How does banning the sale of guns help that? We know niggers don't buy their guns legally. They are using this situation to change the laws to their liking which makes me suspicious of the situation.

The back of my hands are red fucking raw from all the hand washing I've been doing, this shit is beginning to sting like a bitch.

Should I apply moisturizer or are more chemicals just gonna fuck them up even worse?

>To die from Corona virus you must have a pre-existing medical condition + be old.
Wait doesn't that graph basically cover ALL americans?

This

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Expect massive increase in suicide in the coming months as people's livelihoods will be obliterated due to no jobs.

thiss is no natural mutation.
biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.30.927871v1

youtube.com/watch?v=zgR18GtO_1Y
youtube.com/watch?v=nrxoyQyYxmg

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>>no toilet paper
Be Super Rich go out and buy up all the toilet paper so no normies can get any.

Where is he? This is great morale :^)

Just send the invoice to /cvg/ admin. Thanks,
user

>he didn't stock up on cooming supplies

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>Where do I even buy masks?
You don't, retard. You should have listened three months ago. But don't worry bro, it's just a flu!

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The goal was never to make you laugh but to take your breath away

Yeah, moisturize regularly.

damn based

Denmark shutting down borders tommorow, niggers need not apply. Anyone who is not living in Denmark, working here or transporting good in or out will be unable to enter

Wife's work had a meeting today and she just sent me this

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oh this is gonna be good

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>Magia Record STILL going strong
Feels great being a chosen Madokachad.

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>Coronavirus is just Radical-6

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roll and checked

Rolling

And nothing of value was lost.

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dead

Uruguay has fall...
twitter.com/infobaeamerica/status/1238543934084743169?s=20

I'm gonna share this wisdom from my dad with you.
Buy some cans of pineapple Juice. It has lots of vitamins and quenches your thirst like nothing else. It's also amazing to mix with vodka and ice.

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>hotmic
so immature

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ROL

URUGUAY HAS FIRST 4 CASES ALL FROM SHITALY

God damn overlord

MAGE LETS GOOOOOOOO

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Okay, what's up with you ruski's
What's going on there Ivan?
How are you completely unfazed by this shitshow?
don't tell me you saw this coming..

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Now all South America is infected, except Venezuela and Surinam

Rolling

Rollin’ for a place to finally belong

>having a cuck as an overlord
What has the world come to

Impressive.

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All Non-Essential Shops are closed starting Monday.

Never seen so many people buying Ammo at once haha.
Guy ahead of me bought all the .223 they had left.

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NATIONAL EMERGENCY SOON

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So you treat it like a pneumonia and a flu? any of you russian folk tried treating it with vodka?

Checked your full house get and rolling for my role

swede overlord pls no

Two Venezuelan nationals are the first confirmed cases of coronavirus in Venezuela, Vice President Delcy Rodriguez announced on state media

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>supply yourself
>quit your jobs
>pull kids from school
>stay at home or
>head to remote locations
>148.8mhz, get a baofeng if you dont have one
Goodluck anons, the window for containment is shut
FEMA TURNS ON SOON

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Overlord easy

>NC
North Carolina finally added a county by county map.
ncdhhs.gov/covid-19-case-count-nc

>Those Digits.
THE FUCK?

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moisturize every time after washing. At night put on Vaseline.

Be sure to moisturize within 2 minutes of washing, even if it just w some olive oil.

Also, be sure to DRY your hands after washing. Leaving water on them will make them irritate and dry out faster

>already taking trips in the first post
that's not fair m8

anyone else annoyed that:

only old people/immuno-compromised die.

the prediction stats were wrong.

The news that it 're-infects' patients again and again like AID's turns out probably fake since there's no new news on that for about a month.

>TFW no happening unless 60+

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Trump's late because he caught the virus

he'll be 17 minutes late, wait for it.

rolling

>A-HEM
>My fellow Americans
>FUCK CHINA
>FUCK NIGGERS
>FUCK KIKES
>Q WAS ALWAYS A LARP
>AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
>FUCK JANNIES

press conference in the open because Trump is highly contagious haha

TRUMP TO DELCLARE NATIONAL EMERGENCY

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Fasting month coming. More dead muslim finally.

F my man

Thats what I mean nig. Its easier to find an illegal gun in Chicago than it is to find a parking spot. Anyone who wants to protect themselves legally is fucked.

roll

Wouldnt the thing with blacks be that they simply arent as intertwined in the global world and thus get exposed later? High unemployment, no finances o travel, african countries not importing that much...

Only brits need apply.

Let meeee in!! Diversity is our strength! *COOF*

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ROLLING

Based overlord, checked. Rolling.

rollimolli

FEMA: ON
>FEMA: ON

FEMA: ON
>FEMA: ON

FEMA: ON
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FEMA: ON
>FEMA: ON

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I thought it was pee on the cabbage

>teleprompter free
TELL ME THERE'S A Q&A AFTERWARDS

Who else still /comfy/?

>Have a decent prep stack
>Can easily do my job (software dev) from home
>Live in a rich country with somewhat reasonable government (relatively speaking)
>Not gonna miss socializing much anyway

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checked and rolling

based and burgerpilled

Spain
>4930 infecteds
>123 deads
Prepare Ovens

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>Coronavirus confirmed bioweapon, aimed to boost sales for gaming and streaming services as the whole world is put on lockdown!
So that's why we never got Half-life 3, they were working on this instead!

>APAIC
?

Yes, yes, excellent....

From yesterday, don't know why but it made me laugh

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>the song when you let your enemies eat you and you win
youtube.com/watch?v=XzaDr1xwZe4

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last stream averaged 14k at start. This one is already at 165k. that's some high tier normie panic right there

MASK ROLL CALL LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING THIS HAPPENING
youtube.com/watch?v=GYIHrd7e-n0

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I posted some of my prep yesterday and an user mentioned that I should protect some of the food from light. Not even just sunlight, but indirect/ambient and artificial light.

Does that apply to all items with see-through packaging of plastic and glass?
(Rice, lentils, oatmeal, pasta, sauce, bread)
Or are some items more affected than others?
Is it even worth bothering at all if I intend to have everything consumed during the next few months at most? Even if the shelf life of all items was halved it would not be an issue I think.

Just thought I'd ask.
Might just put everything in some containers and put a dark table cloth over it...

Here is some pretty good evidence that Bill Gates was behind it......

twitter.com/RoscoeBDavis1/status/1238526510878863362?s=20

One nothing wrong with me...two nothing wrong with me!!

press conference is late so they have less time to sell stocks

Wtf am I in the wrong stream? Where is he?

Roll

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That will boost their immune systems

>You asked me the other day
>If I knew what Corona was
>I told you I did not know
>You were left quiet stunned

>Not knowing what I was saying
>I lied to you at that moment
>I told you I didn't know
>But I'm going to school you now

>Vanquished Souls
>Wasted Nights
>Bizarre Shadows

>All across the land
>Thugs sing
>Cry the guitars

>Love, Jealousy
>Ashes and Fire
>Pain Hurt and Sin

>All this Exists
>All this is Sad
>All this is Corona

>If you do want to be my lord
>And have me always by your side
>Don't tell me only of love
>Tell me as well of Corona

>Corona which is my punishment
>Which was born to doom us all
>Corona is all that I am telling you
>And more that which I cannot tell

>Vanquished Souls
>Wasted Nights
>Bizarre Shadows

>All across the land
>Thigs sing
>Cry the guitars

>Love, Jealousy
>Ashes and Fire
>Pain Hurt and Sin

>All this exists
>All this is sad
>All this is Corona

>Love, Jealousy
>Ashes and Fire
>Pain Hurt and Sin

>All this Exists
>All this is Sad
>All this is Corona

youtube.com/watch?v=Hxy4J9fcxig
youtube.com/watch?v=jt0WUyrG8b8

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ROLLAN

local newspaper on Guatemala says they have the 1st case of corona

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Venezuela has 2 cases. cnnespanol.cnn.com/2020/03/13/confirman-los-primeros-casos-de-coronavirus-en-venezuela/

Rolling
Fuck your system for thinking I am spam. Kys

How does pol rate my prep?
As for water I got a under well with enough water for years
I also got a plague doctor mask (didn't fit in the photo)

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>somewhat reasonable government (relatively speaking)
that was the most swiss thing to say

Come on guys, let's fuck Corona-chan in the ass:
>Quarantine
>Washing hands
I guess that's enough rape for her poor soul.

based brits chimping out over toilet paper too
twitter.com/Alexpofficial_/status/1238489003915182081

Bravo, good sir.

gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

WHATS WITH THE MAP
UK
AUSTRALIA
FLORIDA
CALIFORNIA
NUMBERS REMOVED

>uncle nervous as fuck and almost crying while talking with me about corona
He has the symptoms isn't it

You wont have any corona cases if you register them as ordinary flu lol.

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Q is LARP
yeah alright...

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>7-8
Errrrrr can I reroll?

144,026

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Rolling you mad overlord

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I am confident I have it. Minor chest pain. Feels like chest fluids. My wife is a hospice nurse and I have had symptoms for a few days. Never had a respiratory illness in my life.

if even Chile gets it, then its over.

i do not like the blacks

kill him with fire

Italian roommate at the phone right now
>I have absolutely no intention whatsoever to stay home, I want to live my life normally

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I HATE NORMIES WITH ALL MY SOUL

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checked and roll

>inb4 news reports this as "a South Korean escaped to Sweden and has started a new death cult sect there"

20 and still going. Place your bets on the degree of lockdown, folks.

what's wrong little man, sad all your events got cancelled and your stonks markets crashed?

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Thank you dr purr very cool

Don't worry, I missed the chances as well.
Just hole up in your house and go out as little as possible.

>no filters

the victim came from Poland right?

pls help
i need corona memes for my new folder

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larp

Do kraut kitchens not have cupboards?

checked and rolled

>opening your filters before you even go outside
You dumb nigger?

meekness

STOP BEING LATE

ReROL

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maybe you should stop being abnormal theres a world out there!

I am immune.

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lets roll

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The sealed the boarder with china back in January.

HOT MIC
Ah, let's go to the restaurant, we have to support local economy, right?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Warlock, nice. May we all be blessed by Corona-chan.

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onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/j.1740-0929.2005.00297.x
wish me luck!
t. ChinAIDS victim.

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my lungs burn a little when i take a deep breath, like i did a run. is this corona? everything else is fine though

VA numbers gone wtf

Heh

OK MIS NEGROS
FINALLY OUT FROM BAN JAIL
WHAT IS UP
IS THE USA FINALLY SPERGING OUT FOR GOOD? ANY HAPPENINGS? ARE NOGS LOOTING ALREADY?
SPAIN IS DOING GREAT
HAD TO BUY SOME GOODS, AND ALL CEREAL, MILK AND PASTA WERE GONE ALREADY

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TRUMP's NOT SHOWING UP
HE WAITS TILL THE FUCKING STOCKERINOS ARE CLOSED
COULD BE BIG

THANK YOU DR PURR VERY COOL

Thank you Dr. Purr, very cool.

how's the condition there user?
Everything going good?

ROLLING

33 minutes late?

nice, got the same.
>taking filters out of the packaging just for a pic

Chile already has some but they got quarantined fast, so i guess they are fine

Yas Forums x extension. Auto refresh.

>Corona extra

No hope.

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i literally manage a couple C stores, it hasnt been fun and I cant buy any basic masks from our vendors LOL

where's the powdered electricity/internet?

oH CHRIST.

Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

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I know!
It is making me nervous!

That's like a month of food for 1 person... Good luck because you will need it/10.

WHY HASNT THE STREAM STARTED YET

Yes.

geddit?

mobile.twitter.com/MSPUruguay/status/1238543531276414977
Add us to the map boys

Roll

>Yes, let's go out, catch a disease and spread it around,
>t. next darwin award

Knives and tomahawk a shit.

>spain is doing great
discarded

uh

I think krauts invented that desu.
.t anne frank (yes I know it was dutch so don't at me with dumb american)

woop woop

Nooooo!
Not the whitest country of all the Americas!
Noooo!
Not the Switzerland of down under!
Noooo!

São Paulo is really fucked, though.

Medfag here, school is closed, but they are asking us to volunteer taking calls for the Corona infocenter.
Should I take it anons? I'll definitely keep you updated on the stupid shit normies ask and think.

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relax user. It is probably like when you buy a blue car and then see blue cars everywhere bc you are used to looking at them.
Stay calm, you are fine.

based

holy checked, rollan

You don't want to kill him, do you?

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it's funnier now than ever

Old pasta. Gif related.

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Spain had a lot crematories Ovens Based.
cuencanews.es/espana-es-el-pais-con-mas-hornos-crematorios-de-europa-y-14-de-ellos-se-encuentran-en-castilla-la-mancha-

>Numero de hornos - Number Ovens

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it all comes tumblin down tumblin down tumblin down

north Korea strong

Hail

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>It's also amazing to mix with vodka and ice.

Based.

pastabro. How are you?

>168.535 viewers on the white house livestream already
interview hasn't even started, i wasn't paying too much attention to the numbers before, where they similar?

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>having only two
p3 filters don't go off insofar as they don't adsorb gas, a sealed bag will be fine. you should practise
assuming just p3

>brits

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TRUMP IS HAVING A COOFING FIT

checked

>discarded
why? we are 5th in the happening scale
you are way behind, lard
do you even corona, desu?

>wastes tp supply on circlejerk

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In the last 24 hours, 6 African countries have confirmed their first cases. The coronavirus has now spread throughout the heart of Africa.

- Ghana
- Guinea
- Gabon
- Sudan
- Kenya
- Ethiopia

Overlord get

show mask

R

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I really wonder what the coof status is there. Does their isolation protect them or doom them?

I used to be a NEET, so I live in a tiny 1 room apartment.
Got a job 7 months ago though, so now I have money to buy food, but not really room to put it.
Got an open shelf from IKEA to put everything on

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We've got 44 blessed by Corona-chan, possibly more.
None have been quarantined AFAIK, they test positive and then are sent home, I guess they only have mild symptoms.

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I was chilling learning how to program in Python on codewars.com and goddamn, I think I had an anxiety attack. I noticed I was struggled with breathing and felt a bit faint, so I took a dose of salbutamol I bought just in case I got infected. I think I'm even worse now.
Will I die? Did I get infected? Classes are cancelled and it was so difficult to obtain toilet paper, got food for 2 months and I think I'll die anyway. Spain is just about to be quarantined (State of Alert declared, curfew incoming) and here I am, trying to learn how to program to make a videogame.
Everything changed so damn quickly

The Dutch are actually Germans who managed to escape the Holy Roman Empire when we had other business to do. They hate to hear that, but they are actually just Westfriesen, which is a German tribe.

roll

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Here, you can hear the press chatting like everything's normal and they aren't all carriers infecting themselves.
youtube.com/watch?v=q_WM_pMp0Hg

Yes and start namefagging in your reports.

rollin'

Do you have a fever ?

Hey doomfags. How do you treat it?
Like any other flu, common cold and pneumonia?
throat cleanser?
hot tea?
anti-inflammation pills/substances?
staying cool? something you fags are bad at.

roll

Everything is chill. For now. But our gibment is a bunch of CCP tier liars so i am legit scared of what they are hiding.

nypost.com/2020/02/13/north-korean-official-reportedly-executed-for-breaking-coronavirus-quarantine/

NEW THREAD:

NEW THREAD:

NEW THREAD:

bring it

Why does Spain need crematories?

Where is the fucking speech, i have to be up at the crack of dawn to sing the call to allah

where to cop blue trousers?

Stockerinos need to close before he starts. Means something unpleasant may be coming.

>It literally only kills meds and shitskins
White people, carry on. its end of the line for us

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Right, quarantined at home I meant

Probably waiting for the closing bell to get closer to prevent a sell off.....

>uni still hasn't shut down
>history professor wants to do early midterm Monday
>also wants us to trade essay booklets so we aren't cheating
>in a class of fucking 300 no less
>will certainly fail if I don't take it
Fuck that he's trying to get us all infected

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So as far as I can gather:

The virus will spread, then die down in a month and then during the summer/autumn will re-emerge and make this outbreak look like a joke.

Am I correct?

>These posters will all cut their dicks off eventually

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Yep. And the first thing she had done after arriving in Ukraine is visiting a church.

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LET'S GOOOOOOO

rollan for some corona bum fun

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I thought you guys managed it pretty good by closing the border and banning every fucking Chinese entry at once. Why should you be fucked? (you will, one way or the other, but why now?)

based and rollpilled

Friendly reminder that AIDS isn't a real thing and HIV is a harmless virus.

If AIDS was real then victims would die from all sorts of infections. Yet pretty much all of them die from a very narrow range of problems. Problems which even without 'AIDS' would be caused by chronic risky sexual behavior like getting violently fisted, taking tons of crystal meth and not sleeping for 72 hours straight.

Funnily enough, those are activities very common in gay orgies. What a coincidence.

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>needing a shitty extension for vanilla behaviour
lmao

kek, our authorities were zealously defending the church services but as of today they've been banned for 50+ people

why are you spliting countris likw north corea and greenland. i understand usa and maybe russia but the rest

do none of you faggots understand basic nutrition?

You need a piece of animal fat...hopefully with meat and a bone attached to it. Like a short rib or a chicken leg. Boil that, pull out and shred/reserve meat. Put bone back in water...then add your rice/pasta/beans. Throw in what veggies and herbs you have. Before you serve it, add back in meat and some good salt.

All your packaged msg shit is NOT going to keep you strong!

Hello fellow doctor

Hooray

You still have to go back.

>Germanics are Germans

Fuck off!
The Swiss were the ones who really mannaged to escape the Holy Empire and most of them are more German than most Germans.

Leave the Dutch alone, grabby kraut!

THANK YOU DR PURR VERY COOL

please be kind to me corona chan

Roll

Still capital(madrid) with over 2000 infected is open and free to infected whole Spain.

ROLL

GOGOGO

Summer won't stop shit in Europe. Hooray.

>uni closed until 3rd of april
>slowly becoming a NEET shitposting on Yas Forums all day
I've prepped since January but it's kinda useless since there are no shortages at the moment

In case you didn't know, no one is allowed to leave their houses unless you have to go to work, buy groceries and medicines or go to the hospital. You can also take the dog out for a walk but you always need to bring an auto certification paper stating that you are out for X or Y reason, otherwise police officers can fine you.

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Because Russians are very irresponsible when it comes to our heals. Most people will never call for medics even in severe cases and will continue with their mundane lives.

20 years untill we do anschluss again. Don't forget the pact, kraut.

But black people are immune, boyim!

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