Brit/pol/Moat & Narrowboats edition

>Millions of workers stay at home as commuters find car parks empty and train carriages deserted as coronavirus crisis grips Britain
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8108299/Millions-workers-stay-home-amid-coronavirus-crisis.html

>David Cameron ‘targeted’ by crazed arsonist who burned down his neighbour’s house with a Molotov cocktail
thesun.co.uk/news/11153940/david-cameron-targeted-arsonist-burned-neighbours-house/

>Raging Binfire near Langholm housing estate
newsandstar.co.uk/news/18286784.youths-sought-raging-bin-fire-near-housing-estate/

>Migrants face £624 annual fee to use NHS in ‘shameful and counterproductive’ Budget move
metro.co.uk/2020/03/11/migrants-face-620-annual-fee-use-nhs-shameful-budget-move-12384086/

>Youths believed to have started Binfire involving large wheelie bin in York
yorkpress.co.uk/news/18293682.youths-believed-started-fire-involving-large-wheelie-bin-york/

>Solo 45 trial: Grime artist convicted of 21 rapes
avonandsomerset.police.uk/news/2020/03/solo-45-trial-grime-artist-convicted-of-21-rapes/

>Wheelie bin torched in Edlington resulting in Binfire
rotherhamadvertiser.co.uk/news/view,wheelie-bin-torched-in-edlington_35380.htm

>SNP scolded for interrupting OWN MP with rowdy behaviour as Commons descends into chaos
express.co.uk/news/politics/1253951/snp-news-ian-blackford-boris-johnson-parliament-live-budget-2020-latest

>Sweet As Pie: Highlights From British Pie Week 2020
bakeryinfo.co.uk/news/fullstory.php/aid/22685/British_Pie_Week_2020_highlights_from_Higgidy,_Pukka_and_Pieminister.html

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youtube.com/watch?v=iYCmcchuo9U
order-order.com/2020/03/13/equity-union-splits-laurence-fox-apology/
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dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8108719/Woman-fell-love-sons-best-friend-22-years-junior.html
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THEY BANNED THE FUCKING FOOTY!

Where can I find alternative, independent right wing UK journalism? The left have The Canary &c. I'm very willing to pay a subscription.

cornie is pretty bad in the UK innit

Uni still wants me to go to classes

>He added: "By the time I went to hospital, I was feeling fine. The mild flu symptoms quickly dissipated, I had no leg pain, no fever, no cough and no shortness of breath."

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-51876080

Coronaspastics BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT.

Mild flu confirmed

yea its mental, all he does is sit on a machine all day and make sure reload it once in a while.

WHEN ARE WE GOING TO ACT

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ok zoomer

meant for

>people wont even come close to you and look terrified
All according to keikaku

rosie was such a prick-tease

>never even got my pee pee touched

29 here. Oof. Might beg a fellow patient in the ward or a nurse for a handy if it comes to that.

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS

Same user, we have just come back from a three week strike and they think that can get me back. Im not commuting their been full /comfy/ NEET for last two weeks they can get fucked.

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It's over

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spotted the nonce

What ethnicity is Rosie?

In the UK before 1844, all the private banks were making obscene profits from printing bank notes while devaluing the currency through inflation.
Redistributing wealth from people who don't own any banks to those who do own banks.
In 1844, the conservative government of the time passed a law that gave the Bank of England a monopoly on printing money, but the profits get paid to the treasury and are used for public services.
Now, less than 3% of GBP is printed.
For most money that is created now, banks just create debt out of thin air at zero cost and pay nothing to the treasury.

Why don't we just take back the profits of currency creation to spend on the people, not the bank owners?
Oh, right, because Hitler tried that and he gassed 6,000,000 jews so we shouldn't do it.
bitchute.com/video/KkgShHwD1UE7/

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>Many boffins died... to give you this information

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spotted pube.

Argentinian

Paraguayan

>millions of false positives
>millions of false negatives
based

>spotted pube.
i know that’s a turn off for you eh

i used a bidet in japan, it was okay until i got lazy one time and turned on the blowey air too soon, and i ended up having hot poo on me bum
i used a bidet in italy, they had a towel to dry off not air, it was okay until i got lazy one time and i got a little bit of leftover poo on the towel
think i'll stick to bog roll

Type I and type II errors.

that's not pube you paedo

*infects 60% of your population*

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I don't understand what you mean.

there's a sombrero graph thingy.....and when we go up the graph we'll do something. If we ask people to isolate now.....they'll get bored and start running around, spreading disease.... and it will fuck the economy.

She does have a kind of mezoamerican vibe going on

when i found out that your car cant do 230mph and you shared a video of it doing it in kmph and larping it as mph., kinda killed my vibe for you .

Welsh.

trump is doing another speech any second now on corona-chan
youtu.be/feycmqjsLNw

reported for spam

>a type I error is the rejection of a true null hypothesis (also known as a "false positive" finding or conclusion)

>a type II error is the non-rejection of a false null hypothesis (also known as a "false negative" finding or conclusion[1])

Remember to eat lots of dry fibre so you shit much less, leading to less toilet paper consumption and handwashing! The more you know!

get yourself infected lad, it's the only way

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Reptilian is reptilian does

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'Ate /cvg/

i’m over 16 you fucking nonce

better to just let people gather in large crowds. that'll stop the spread.

already ordered a bidet, i like my hi carb shits 2bh

>herd immunity
impossible with this virus. you can't become immune. it has ADE and it is mutating rapidly.

i've sold it and shot the money into my fucking arms

youtube.com/watch?v=iYCmcchuo9U

based

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Oh. Needless confusion desu.

WE HAVE THE BEST CORONAVIRUS

Kill faggots nao!

romany gypsy

looks staged af

>Haggis croquettes

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>it will mutate
British are not as prone to that kind of thing, like Italians are. OUr DNA is different

and I quote, adrian mole was written by a woman literally signalling beginning of the fall of western man

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yeah i thought that too

>those nostalgic 1995 feels.

Thanks user, happier, simpler times.

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This is the biggest happening of my lifetime and I don’t think it’s even properly begun yet.

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In before non-stop worship of the economy.

i guess you could say she was mentally infecting the youth of her time

>announcing a report

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What was that book about? My sister had some of the books but it always looked/sounded gay to me.

yes in the context of a brit/pol/ conversation you're right

Rate my stockpile

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The ADE is in response to SARS, not itself. It is not mutating rapidly, there are only two strains.

>EQUITY UNION SPLITS OVER LAURENCE FOX APOLOGY
order-order.com/2020/03/13/equity-union-splits-laurence-fox-apology/

The actors’ union Equity finally apologised to Laurence Fox this morning for calling him a “disgrace” via their official Twitter account following his lauded Question Time appearance.

In a statement Equity said:

“It was a mistake for Equity as an organisation to criticise him in this way. Nothing in Equity’s later statement was intended as a slur on his character or views or to suggest that should be denied the ability to work. We would like to make that clear.

Equity and Laurence Fox condemn prejudice unequivocally in all its forms.

[Tweet twitter.com/LozzaFox/status/1238365905438093312]

It seemed, momentarily, like that would be the end of the matter. Unfortunately for Equity, six minutes later the ‘Equity Race Equality Committee’ replied to their statement declaring that because of their apology to Fox they “feel we have no choice but to resign as committee members.”

>Pic related

Unsurprisingly, Equity’s apology hasn’t gone down too well with their left-wing membership…

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Can someone go coof on Katie Hopkins?

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>no fray bentos pies
You bring shame upon this once-proud nation.

Based luv in the air
>dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8108719/Woman-fell-love-sons-best-friend-22-years-junior.html

Brum was kino

Garbage. I bet you never use those lentils or chickpes for anything.

You'll need to keep a window open.