/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2012 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 143,769 ► Died: 5,394

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
archive.is/ZleCj

Catalonia puts several municipalities under lockdown
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Finland only testing high risk cases
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UK will need 40 million infected for "herd immunity" plan
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More than 100 US colleges shut down, go online
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>RESEARCH
Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
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Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
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27 year old dies, no underlying disease
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Virus can live in the air for several hours
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Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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>REMINDER
WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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Iran coronavirus burial pits visible from space
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US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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Test kits in the U.S and 30 countries flawed
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All of Italy under lockdown, 60 million in "red zone"
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>LATEST CASES
18:15: 785 new cases and 18 new deaths in France.
17:19: 2,547 new cases and 250 new deaths in Italy.
13:03: 190 new cases and 5 new deaths in the Netherlands.
12:56: 136 new cases and 28 new deaths in Spain.
12:48: 115 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.
12:42: 20 new cases in Kuwait.
12:26: 3 new cases in Poland.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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nypost.com/2020/03/12/italian-actor-luca-franzese-pleads-for-help-in-video-showing-dead-sister/
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zerohedge.com/geopolitical/last-weeks-womens-day-march-helped-cause-surge-deadly-coronavirus-infections-madrid
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bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-51868904
deadline.com/2020/03/coronavirus-netflix-infection-staffer-lockdown-los-angeles-1202881859/
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theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/13/justin-trudeau-coronavirus-response-canada-measures
twitter.com/CBonduk/status/1237790319220944896
biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.30.927871v1
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +22 (+8) Italy +2,547 (+250) Iran +1,289 (+85) S. Korea +110 (+5) Spain +1,188 (+36) France +785 (+18) Germany +736 (+2) Switzerland +270 (+3) Netherlands +190 (+5) UK +208 (+1) H. Kong +1 (+1) Indonesia +35 (+3) Argentina (+1) Ukraine (+1) Sudan +1 (+1) US +295 Norway +133 Sweden +127 Denmark +127 Japan +10 Belgium +160 Austria +143 Bahrain +13 Singapore +13 Australia +43 Malaysia +39 Greece +73 Canada +16 Finland +46 Brazil +74 Czech Rep. +25 Slovenia +45 Iceland +17 Israel +17 Portugal +34 Kuwait +20 Iraq +7 Ireland +20 India +8 Romania +23 S. Marino +8 Estonia +52 Lebanon +9 Thailand +5 Poland +17 Philippines +12 S. Arabia +17 Taiwan +1 Russia +11 Chile +10 Brunei +12 Serbia +11 Palestine +4 Luxembourg +8 Albania +10 Croatia +4 Slovakia +9 Peru +6 Panama +13 Belarus +6 Pakistan +3 S. Africa +8 Ecuador +2 Oman +1 Hungary +3 Bosnia +7 Latvia +1 Macedonia +5 Cyprus +4 Colombia +4 Malta +3 Maldives +1 Armenia +2 Jamaica +6 Morocco +1 Cambodia +2 Lithuania +3 S. Lanka +2 Réunion +1 Turkey +4 Kazakhstan +4 Faeroes +1 Fr. Polynesia +2 Congo +1 Ant. & Bar. +1 Caymans +1 Ethiopia +1 Gabon +1 Guadeloupe +1 Guinea +1 Kenya +1 Total +9,213 (+420)

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,815 (3,177) ► International 62,954 (2,217): Italy 17,660 (1,266) Iran 11,364 (514) S. Korea 7,979 (71) Spain 4,334 (122) France 3,661 (79) Germany 3,481 (8) US 1,992 (41) Switzerland 1,138 (10) Norway 933 (1) Sweden 814 (1) Netherlands 804 (10) UK 798 (11) Japan 701 (19) D. Princess 696 (7) Belgium 559 (3) Austria 504 (1) Australia 199 (3) Greece 190 (1) Canada 158 (1) H. Kong 132 (4) Iraq 90 (8) Ireland 90 (1) India 82 (1) S. Marino 80 (5) Egypt 80 (2) Lebanon 77 (3) Thailand 75 (1) Indonesia 69 (4) Poland 68 (1) Philippines 64 (5) Taiwan 50 (1) Albania 33 (1) Argentina 31 (2) Panama 27 (1) Algeria 26 (2) Bulgaria 23 (1) Azerbaijan 15 (1) Morocco 7 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Denmark 801 Qatar 262 Bahrain 210 Singapore 200 Malaysia 197 Finland 155 Brazil 151 Czech Rep. 141 Slovenia 141 Iceland 134 Israel 126 Portugal 112 Kuwait 100 UAE 85 Romania 82 Estonia 79 S. Arabia 62 Russia 45 Vietnam 44 Chile 43 Brunei 37 Serbia 35 Palestine 35 Luxembourg 34 Croatia 31 Slovakia 30 Peru 28 Belarus 27 Georgia 25 Pakistan 24 S. Africa 24 C. Rica 23 Ecuador 19 Oman 19 Hungary 19 Bosnia 18 Latvia 17 Macedonia 14 Cyprus 14 Tunisia 13 Colombia 13 Mexico 12 Malta 12 Macao 10 Senegal 10 Maldives 9 Armenia 8 Jamaica 8 Afghanistan 7 Cambodia 7 Lithuania 6 Fr. Guiana 6 Moldova 6 Paraguay 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 S. Lanka 5 Réunion 5 Turkey 5 Kazakhstan 4 Liechtenstein 4 Bangladesh 3 Bolivia 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Cuba 3 Faeroes 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Martinique 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 B. Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Congo 2 Ghana 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Jordan 1 Nepal 1 Ant. & Bar. 1 Bhutan 1 Caymans 1 Ivory C. 1 Ethiopia 1 Gabon 1 Gibraltar 1 Guadeloupe 1 Guinea 1 Vatican 1 Kenya 1 Mongolia 1 St. Barth 1 St. Vincent 1 Togo 1 Tri. & Tob. 1

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It hasn’t even been 2 weeks bro

>supply yourself
>quit your jobs
>pull kids from school
>stay at home or
>head to remote locations
>148.8mhz, get a baofeng if you dont have one
Goodluck anons, the window for containment is shut

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>‘We’re hustlers’: Amid coronavirus fears, this couple has made more than $100,000 reselling Lysol wipes >t.co/RYPDiKqElI

DENMARK CLOSES BORDER
>DENMARK CLOSES BORDER
DENMARK CLOSES BORDER
>DENMARK CLOSES BORDER

dr.dk/nyheder

I just came in more ways than one. What's up?

>runny nose past few days
>Within the past hour developed a cough out of nowhere
>Chest is really hot and feels like somebody is pushing down on it

Memes aside is this the Corona or something else? NHS guidelines say to stay home regardless. I can pass the breath test fine

Denmark has closed their borders

expressen.se/nyheter/forsta-coronafallet-sparat-till-mitten-av-november/

whow Italy is getting fucked

/LOCKDOWN & CLOSED BORDERS/ BRO’S REPORT IN

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>7 billion people in the world
>5000 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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RIP Champaign, IL

edgarcountywatchdogs.com/2020/03/champaign-to-hold-emergency-meeting-grant-powers-to-ban-sale-of-firearms-gasoline-liquor-take-possession-of-private-property/

The bill passed. Look at the documents and scroll down to page five where it lists things the mayor is allowed to do in an emergency.

REMINDER
>REMINDER

'When the weather cools'

This prophecy will be fulfilled after summer. Get fucking ready.

Its just a flu you mongs

So two threads ago somebody shown caps that the virus was indeed an accidentally leaked bioweapon. It's quite comforting.

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reporting in

The doctor confirmed I have a severe case of the virus. Coughing so hard I feel throbbing in my head. Literally get light headed after a coughing fit. Ive just been in bed past couple days, I was watching stuff on my phone but now its getting too exhausting to even do that. I just go in and out of sleep, waking up coughing or a few times from not being able to breathe. It’s getting harder and harder to breathe and it feels like my throat closes up at times. I just want it to end, whether it’s death or not....

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where did you get it user?

Hey guys I've been wanting a happening my entire life. I'm super excited for this but I keep on feel like it is being overhyped. Please somebody convince me this is actually going to be bad. I'm worried it's not

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I'll just leave this here since no one else seems to mentioning the trade wars that have been happening since September 2019

piie.com/research/piie-charts/us-china-trade-war-tariffs-date-chart

let me in
LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

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stream link?

are niggers dying yet? there should be some news at least from south africa

*ahem*
DEATH TO ISREAL!

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Tancredi Palmeri
hitting hard on people 30-50 years old
hitting hard on people 30-50 years old
Now coronavirus is hitting hard on people 30-50 years old
hitting hard on people 30-50 years old

twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/1238204557135667200
Italian actor Luca Franzese pleads for help in video showing dead sister
I gave my sister a mouth-to-mouth to keep her alive and no one cared,” he said
I have my sister here in bed, dead. I don’t know what to do

nypost.com/2020/03/12/italian-actor-luca-franzese-pleads-for-help-in-video-showing-dead-sister/
An Italian nurse says ‘I’m afraid, too’: Coronavirus nurse posts photo of face bruised from mask
“What I ask anyone who is reading this post is not to frustrate the effort we are making,

nypost.com/2020/03/11/im-afraid-too-coronavirus-nurse-posts-photo-of-face-bruised-from-mask/


>Shout out to all the heroes caring for the sick. It must be horrifying dealing with so many patients, so many deaths. God Bless all of you.

0,00185% of world pop. infected;

0,0000694% of world pop died.

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Nationwide quarantine in Germany effective from Monday on.

heard that from at least 5 different people apart from each other, few have family working with the city.

obligatory happening theme

youtube.com/watch?v=822P87a773c

BREATHE IN AND SAY GOODBYE!!

are these the fastest threads on Yas Forums?

40$ FOR A FUCKING TOILET PAPER ROLL.

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Which of the 10.000 caps? Or a new one?

This general goes so quickly that no one will notice that Donald Trump converted to Chabad Lubavitch Orthodox Judaism in the sweltering New York summer of 92

Is it permissible to rape a woman now so I don't die a virgin?

Plan on making a video Later today.
Give me some song recommendations

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No it's an outbreak sending hordes of people old and young to hospital

become the chad spreader now

I think I may have it. Had a strange itch in the back of my throat since wednesday afternoon. No other symptoms though. Any anons want to share their symptoms?

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HAPPENING
WE HAVE THE VIRUS
4 cases
THIS IS IT

Literally the entire world is tits up at the moment.

I don't even.

MMA events are still being held. Brazil one tomorrow. Based Dana White just moved the Ohio and Portland events to Vegas so they don't have to cancel either.

POST SOMETHINGBURGERS

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Anybody remember last night when I said I got a phone call from a buddy in Congress who said Trump would declare State of Emergency and people called me a LARP? Pepperidge Farms remembers

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Ecuador is already on 20, also you forgot Venezuela (2).

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Where are the videos of overrun hospitals in Italy? I’ve only seen one MSM source. Where are the cellphone videos from random citizens?

Testing had failed
Quarantines incoming
Stay safe anons

10 minutes to go

POTUS ADDRESS LINKY
youtu.be/feycmqjsLNw

Rural GA reporting in.
Metro ATL fags have started invading our shops to buy up TP and other essentials. Most of the name brand bread and ground beef have sold out for the first time since Corona-chan arrived in the state. At Walmart, even the frozen waffles and Tombstone pizzas were out of stock. That being said, I was able to get 3 each of pic related for myself.

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news.trust.org/item/20200313174207-5uuv5/

>DENMARK SHUTTING BORDERS, NOBODY CAN ENTER EXCEPT DANISH CITIZENS AND CARGO
DENMARK SHUTTING BORDERS, NOBODY CAN ENTER EXCEPT DANISH CITIZENS AND CARGO
>DENMARK SHUTTING BORDERS, NOBODY CAN ENTER EXCEPT DANISH CITIZENS AND CARGO
DENMARK SHUTTING BORDERS, NOBODY CAN ENTER EXCEPT DANISH CITIZENS AND CARGO
>DENMARK SHUTTING BORDERS, NOBODY CAN ENTER EXCEPT DANISH CITIZENS AND CARGO
DENMARK SHUTTING BORDERS, NOBODY CAN ENTER EXCEPT DANISH CITIZENS AND CARGO
>DENMARK SHUTTING BORDERS, NOBODY CAN ENTER EXCEPT DANISH CITIZENS AND CARGO
DENMARK SHUTTING BORDERS, NOBODY CAN ENTER EXCEPT DANISH CITIZENS AND CARGO

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It's a big nothingburger.

true ancap

sorry bro, youll have to get through the danish military thats getting deployed at the border now

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They are fucking morons
This is ww3
Prove me wrong

What's his take on this entire situation?

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We went full shut it down mode

A GENTE VAI TUDO MORREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>#2012
Shoutouts to 2012. Remember when the Mayan calendar ran out and some faggots overreacted?

>baofeng
is there a version that uses conventional batteries? What if the power goes and I can't recharge?

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>tfw sneezing up black mucus

THIS IS THE END. HOLD YOUR BREATH AND COUNT TO TEN.

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You're dead!
Your dad's dead!
Your moms' dead!
You"re all dead!

Runny nose means flu.
With Corona you'd feel as you're drowning.

>ban sale of firearms
They're aware and prepared of what's coming, aren't they?

Obligatory. Just wondering how high these numbers are really going to go

will we still have /cvg/ threads in heaven?

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Propably

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He thinks it's a hoax designed to enact the NWO in a violent push

POLAND CLOSED THE BORDERS

And it was about fucking time.
Idiot government waited until the first case came here. I'm angry

Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy yooouuuuuuu
gguuuuuuyyyyyyyyyysssssssssss
BIRCH POLYPORE
research its medicinal effects.
Yas Forums ftw

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>EU is closing all borders
>UK is keeping them open

dc-dc converter and a solar panel and you can go anywhere, useful for more than just charging the radio

did you buy the dip user?

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nice airsoft replica m8

UK local and mayoral elections postponed to 2021
UK local and mayoral elections postponed to 2021
UK local and mayoral elections postponed to 2021


bbc.com/news/uk-politics-51876269

This

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Took them long enough

Nice poster brother, be his sword like the others

>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>I'm begging of you please don't take my life
>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>Please don't take me just because you can

>Your symptoms are beyond compare
>With patients in intensive care
>With an illness never before seen
>Your kiss is like a deadly sting
>Your voice is sharp as chest pain
>And I cannot get rif of you, Corona

>I can’t stop coughing in my sleep
>And there's nothing I can do to keep
>From dying when you call my name, Corona

>And I can easily understand
>How you could easily take a man
>But you don't know what life means to me, Corona

>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>I'm begging of you please don't take my life
>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>Please don't take me just because you can

>You could have your choice of men
>But I could never live again
>This is the last chance for me, Corona

>I didn’t need this deadly flu
>Fuck the Chinese and fuck you too
>And fuck the bat that caused the flu, Corona

>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>I'm begging of you please don't take my life
>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>Please don't take me just because you can

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>Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
>archive.is/HsmZ9
This has no mention of bacteria in the abstract, it is about how king the virus survives on surfaces, this bacteria thing is a red herring as near as I can tell

>It keeps getting worse and worse and denialniggers keep screaming louder and louder.

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Why aren't the italian anons on this?

ganbatte corona-chan! keep fighting!

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It's airborne DMT
It's all the lizard clockwork gnomes, man

we're in
I'm actually surprised with the speed of the response here
yes, it's way too late, but it's still earlier than expected

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He was 'arrested' and briefed on what to say and when

This may be the fall of the Republic, and I don't wanna live to see the aftermath.
youtube.com/watch?v=ScJvQhWL7Lg

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BRAZIL UPDATE IN 9 MINUTES
BRAZIL UPDATE IN 9 MINUTES
BRAZIL UPDATE IN 9 MINUTES
BRAZIL UPDATE IN 9 MINUTES
BRAZIL UPDATE IN 9 MINUTES
BRAZIL UPDATE IN 9 MINUTES

>Didn't reach 200k infected this week
seems to be slowing down

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I WANT A BASED GOVERNMENT AS WELL
THIS ISNT FAIR
SCREW YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Black mucus? You must be a smoker.

Switzerland won't close borders so you're all invited to fuck my boipussi

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>1 confirmed
> angry
> meanwhile Norway has over 900 cases confimed and borders wide open.
Norway YES

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I'll tell you after the dose of immunity

>Pepperidge Farms remembers
I'm 39 yo and I remember those TV and Magazine ads

I WANT THIS RIDE TO END NOW

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So my brother came back earlier from Slovakia because everything was closed down.
Now he is now at his friend's(they went together) house, he is supposed to self-quarantine for two weeks. Serves him right for being an idiot.
We obviously couldn't let him into our house because it would end up grounding the rest of the family.
The goddamn idiot.

>Still getting beaten to the 1k club by fjell aper

just about double Yas Forums, impressive

How's my prep bois?

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Why? We are just getting started

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Go do some meme shit, you italyfags.
youtube.com/watch?v=BPXtn15_9qo

Trump press conference in 10 minutes, market will drop 1% every time he coughs

I had that the first week of February. Good luck user. My GF and her mom who lives with us all got sick at that point. My GF still has a dry cough and her mom has been sick again for about a week. I've been feeling OK but under the weather with a dry throat cough. No temp for me though at least not yet. Good luck!

Link?

>surgical mask

I came home from work and 80% of my toilet paper is GONE. AAAAAAAAAA

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2 universities in Mendoza (UTN and UNCuyo) are closing down for 2 weeks

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Monday's going to be rocky. If things go to hell next week, we're in for a ride.

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>danish military
Is that even a thing?

>buying now
it's a short squeeze dumdum. it'll continue crashing next week.

probably will add the uncounted state cases plus a few new ones

my guess is around 200

New deadly case in argentina. The end is near

"I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!"

Last Week's 'Women's Day' March Led To Surge Of Deadly Coronavirus Infections In Madrid

zerohedge.com/geopolitical/last-weeks-womens-day-march-helped-cause-surge-deadly-coronavirus-infections-madrid

Not yet, no martial law.

Until?
t. Sleepy retard

Severe underreporting, in Netherlands they aren't testing, assumed cases not counted

Not till you get on your knees and beg slut

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who said Italy had fewer new cases? why lie?

I hope the gun shops will be open long enough to snag a good intermediate rifle

reporting in, my sister is fucking malding and crying over this cause now she cant see her boyfriend in a long time but im fucking happy about this.

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Fucked up on purpose so you could make this post and give him the attention you so desperately crave

BREAKING NEWS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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It is martial law in all but name.

TRUMP ANNOUNCEMENT LIVE STREAM!
>TRUMP ANNOUNCEMENT LIVE STREAM!
TRUMP ANNOUNCEMENT LIVE STREAM!
>TRUMP ANNOUNCEMENT LIVE STREAM!
TRUMP ANNOUNCEMENT LIVE STREAM!
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This is Trump's fault

youtube.com/watch?v=feycmqjsLNw&feature=youtu.be

Hurrrry up and wait

your univer are still open?
kek

why are we the only country trying this?

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LOUISIANA

Governor shutters all schools statewide for 30 day starting 3/16

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as most countries did
> but... but it's a flu
also, all the sources connected to the healthcare say that we have
> normally almost filled places in ICU with a respirator
> equipment shortage (btw poland cant produce shit)
> lack of personnel - there are normally problems and now there aren't a lot of qualified people

Dude, EU would have been at your throat if they had acted earlier. Probsbly still would if the Danes didnt do the exact same stuff

Coronavirus has now spread to every continent except Antarctica
We could survive for YEARS' Scientists in polar outpost reveal coronavirus disaster plan

express.co.uk/news/world/1252135/coronavirus-Antarctica-scientists-south-pole-covid-19-pandemic-antarctic-scientists

We where at 2 deaths this morning, did someone else die?

Call back your foreign workers while you're at it, will you?

There is still transport between cities. Once that is locked we will go full shutdown

Dry cough
Nothing else, probably just allergies
>Portland, Oregon

>tfw 2 week paid vacation
Thanks corona chan

FEMA
ACTIVATION
EXPECTED

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NICE
I
C
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dude everyone heard that phone call
my normie friends on Facebook got that phone call
ZZZZZzzzzzZzzZ

hmmmmmmmm

Nooo with the future engineers noooo

Good

link please

can someone post a list of symptoms and timeline of when you might get them?

youtube.com/watch?v=eGNVsQwWZLI

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I do for reasons, hi you NSA and CIA faggots.

need lots of free money to gain from the dip
Let's say you buy using $40k you had laying around(which I do) okay the market is down 15%, so if I sell when it comes back up I'll only gain $6k, and then I'm taking a huge risk at putting all my money into a market which could plummet even further.

Should’ve done that a decade ago

>update from Cuba
+1 confirmed case adds a total of 4
This was confirmed earlier in the news it was a couple, one cuban and the other Bolivian living in Lombardía and came to spend their vacation in the husbands home town of villa clara, only the wife tested positive but it’s damn sure the husband has it but hasn’t had the symptoms, rumor has it that next week all schools and universities will shut down. Godspeed bros

I ate all my preps yesterday

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>I met her in a club down in old Wuhan
>Where you eat bat soup and it tastes just like
>Bo-log-na
>B-O-L-O o-gna
>She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
>I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said "Corona"
>C-O-R-O-N-A co co Corona

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Reporting in early, 2 parts of Austria already under lockdown
More to follow on Monday/Wednesday

trump in a few minutes
youtube.com/watch?v=feycmqjsLNw

Also here
youtube.com/watch?v=feycmqjsLNw&feature=emb_logo

youtu.be/feycmqjsLNw

Half of Cruise Virus Cases Asymptomatic, Study Suggests

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-13/about-half-of-cruise-virus-cases-asymptomatic-study-suggests?srnd=premium
Wait until everyone sees how many illegals/rapeugees are taking their hospital beds

kek who could have known

Post source, Yorugua.

Yo who has intel.. I prepped in MS and im in LA louisana . I heard I might have to get the fuck out here... someone

it only tests when you got infected for a longer time

USELESS

GRUBAS

This country's population is only 56% white... There is no republic. You're living in the aftermath

i threw all the extra cash i have into my trading account. i hope i don't hit a margin call next week before i get paid. fuck.

The older ones, the ones including (((Lieber))) (who was just a jew who wanted money) or the chinks who stole the virus.
I kinda disbelieve it was planned, shit's too unpredictable to be used as weapon.

March 2021, 1 year mark themes GOGOGO

youtube.com/watch?v=pPArO-OI_3U

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all 30 of them

I'm in philly. I hoping it's just a coincidental sore throat since I don't have any other symptoms. Still stressful as fuck

Cool, I'm still gonna go Ahead and vote for him because I love the drama of it all. Now what?

>This is Trump's fault
HOLY SHIT ,, THE MAD LAD DID IT!!!!!!!!!"Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

Boris says “Be prepared to lose loved ones before their time”. THE US and UK'S GOVERENT HAVE LOST THEIR MINDS!!

If you have symptoms stay home for 7 days , LOL . Don't worry Boris, is just a flu

Our governments are intentionally doing all they can to spread this. They want us all to die.


youtube.com/watch?v=M53iJduvDSA


Britbongs is him saying this causing mass panic ???

Exactly, that's why our government is going full bore to try and delay the spread as much as possible until they can scrap together enough resources to somewhat deal with it

I mean, if you wish to get technical, the WHO has declared it a pandemic

throat itching too. i’m asthmatic. guess it’s time to be a superspreader

Things are really escalating quickly lads

>HALF

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Roads aren't blocked, so I can still go to work.

DENVER (KDVR) -- Post Malone fans had mixed reactions about the decision not to cancel his Pepsi Center concert Thursday night.

With the NHL and NBA suspending their seasons, some thought entertainment would be next in line.

Among those who attended the concert was Gabriella Masseran, who is not too concerned about the coronavirus.

“I’m not too worried about it,” she said. “I’m just trying to live my life. I’m not going to be scared of something that I don’t really have to be scared of.”

Post Malone fan Madeline Merritt said she believes youth is on her side.

“You can’t have the coronavirus destroy your whole life. Go out, have fun. Live every day like it’s your last," she said.

Can anyone link me up to the WHO article on respirators, please?

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Yes, i talk about that death . He was from Chaco

Today we learned that We can manage this.
We might not stop it, but shutting down everything seems to work.
We're buying time for Emergency rooms.
Fuck the economy.

getting just some extra stuff with enough for two for three weeks.

booze was one of the last things really missing

spain will be wild

I meant, first case, and they introduced some border controls
Now we're at 60 cases and just now they decided to close it.
Should had been done a month ago. February was prime time to close it so we could live in peace.
But Norway yes indeed.
You can hold onto them
The EU would had been at our throat regardless.
It really wouldn't have mattered. They hate our government and we really don't give a shit, since Hungary has our backs

Post diagnosys or gtfo

So it's women's fault? I fucking knew it!

Do it faggot, angel of death

its like all gooks look cute as hell in their 20s and thats it. They all look like run down souless bowlegged hags by the time they are 40

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LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 19 (NINETEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 19 (NINETEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 19 (NINETEEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED


YOU WERE WARNED

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based
youtube.com/watch?v=wOwblaKmyVw

That mother fucker.

youtu.be/feycmqjsLNw

Fucking coronafags. 20k have already died of the flu in the US alone. My old ass aunt caught corona on a cruise and is perfectly fine now, she said she’s had much worse flu before.

>inb4 it’s way more contagious than the flu

So the fuck what you enormous faggots. All this goddamn kike media panic has fucked up the economy way more than the actual disease has fucked people up. You fucking dickheads are no better than the CNN kikes with your doomsday faggotry

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FELLOW CANUCKS
CBC just suggested that Trudeau will likely enact UBI as a part of the financial stimulus package next week to combat the Coronavirus

throat itching and dry cough for 5 days, its at its worst today but felt like it was gone yesterday. if i wake up with fever tomorrow you can count me infected and a goner.

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>Cause for concern by the lux

>BREAKING: EARTH declares state of emergency due to coronavirus, cancels HUmanity
Constitution: canceled


sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article241106636.html
American Airlines: canceled

Pilot Tests Positive for Coronavirus

msn.com/en-us/finance/companies/american-airlines-says-pilot-tested-positive-for-coronavirus/ar-BB117dbv


Mount Everest: canceled


London Underground train: canceled

A London Underground train driver tests positive for coronavirus


bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-51868904
Disneyland canceled , Paris, Walt Disney World, and Disneyland in California will all be closed due to coronavirus


Netflix: canceled

deadline.com/2020/03/coronavirus-netflix-infection-staffer-lockdown-los-angeles-1202881859/
HUmanity : canceled


Every household should be ready to hunker down for 3 months: Dr. Marty Makary, Johns Hopkins University
This guy ,Dr. Fauci and Dr, Gottlieb are the ones to listen to. If they where in charge from Dec we would not be ded!!

youtube.com/watch?v=TE0uI6StR2Y

CDC response to coronavirus a 'fiasco,'. Dr. Ashish Jha of the Harvard Global Health
youtube.com/watch?v=rAtgETr4ZMg
BREAKING: Estonia orders lockdown
BREAKING: Belgium orders lockdown
BREAKING: Catalonia orders lockdown
BREAKING: Spain orders lockdown
BREAKING: Bolivia orders lockdown
Etc , etc , etc etc
European CDC says containing coronavirus is no longer feasible
BREAKING: HUmanity : canceled
“I told you all this was a nothing burger!” Total overreaction. “ is just a flu!” wash your hands and sing Happy Birthday !”

LMAO they trying to take over the narrative.

I had planned to watch that but because the Louisiana Gov just shut all schools for a month statewide an emergency meeting has been called for our statewide law firm for the same time. Guess I’ll catch it later

>in the abstract
good, now read the study

Has this shit mutated monkeybro

>quit your jobs
Take your meds, no one on Yas Forums has a job.

Because it's retarded. It's the first wave that will kill most people.

>Live every day like it's your last

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>almost 10'000 new cases in one day
damn bros...

How long does coronavirus live On an Amazon box?

sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article241105301.html

Growth rate down to 17 percent in Italy. UK slowed the curve with new measures. Asia cases again down.

It will be OK guys.

You should meet my chink neighbours

Is there a legal way polish nationals could be recalled home? Theres fucktons of nurses and doctors in germany and uk from you guys, one literally lives with my grandma as a full time job

Thanks user

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They are shutting down your workplace you moron

It gives me comfort to know people like this user are out there.

>must consoom harder now!

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its like God wants us to protect our borders

Now with 80% more false negatives

Sounds affordable.

We are closed at home, no way I go to an hospital and risk infection for the memes. Also, where I live in the north-east hospitals are empty, will send a picture if and when I'll go donate blood

Korea is surely lying

Can't get immunity to this. Read about ADE. Also take into consideration how much coronaviruses mutate. Also your body will be hit more heavily upon reinfection. In my opinion UK is commiting origami right now.

because the UK is run by callous retards who always want to absolve themselves of responsibility

GARY

Are your coughs involuntary? I'm not coughing involuntarily but I cough hoping to bring something up every so often

>damn bros.
Nepal closes Mount Everest for climbers. close an entire mountain. Let that sink in

aljazeera.com/news/2020/03/nepal-closes-mount-everest-climbers-coronavirus-fears-200313073642730.html

So why is the UK so confident on herd immunity, despite the fact that every other nation is taking measures to closing down schools, and containing the virus as much as possible?
Can the UK even prove that herd immunity exists for SARS-CoV-2?

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It's mild as fuck. Trust me, it'll be over before you know it.
99% of cases are not interesting enough to report.

twitter.com/Subrayado/status/1238537296229666823

is ordering food from a restaurant safe at this point?

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this song is fucking sick

nono
an antibody test is a very big deal, very useful
even niggers can use one

we just locked our borders kek

Death will take you home
Worry not my friend

They were denying shutdown on TV.
But my boss indeed heard rumors about that and told us to pack the workplace stuff like we do for long periods of inactivity.

Show sauce

Because their healthcare is a joke and their doctors are all diversity tokens.

thanks hes late spooky

>UK will need 40 million infected for "bong genocide" plan

>women screwing women over
What a suprise.

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sorry but cake's version is the best, even though I hate their political views
youtube.com/watch?v=smvDGYPzMa0

ALERT ALERT
>ALERT ALERT

The shit is hitting the fan

>I repeat

THE SHIT IS HITTING THE FAN

I clean out the beds and rooms at the hospital should I quit? I want to go to Hawaii

based polan

Italianons, record horizontally when you film, pricks

>india 82

wtf gypsies wash their hands?

so is the thing true that a last majority of infected either get no symptoms or just very mild flu symptoms? i.e. they don't show up in confirmed cases when they never go to get tested

Use the shower to clean

who got the USA growth rate chart?

got a txt from a friend of a friend who said 2 wk quarantine is coming,

WE ARE FUCKED. UNTIL THE NEXT OOOOONEEEE

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Link to stream????

They don't want stupid boomers spending their retirement funds to just end up infecting sherpas and the napalese up there

The Uks "herd immunity" plan is going to fuck over Ireland

Zyphr psyop confirmed.
Where's that guy who knew about the order of the air filters car parts.
This is all shady as fuck.
I do not trust the fucking plan.

>3:02
>still no orange man

Well I am no math genius but at this rate wont this mean like more than half total population will get it?

This means it will fester like hell in some places.

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aye. shit's ramping up rapidly everywhere.it's scary.

Backup video
youtu.be/HMGHiI44-XY
Currently just an empty podium

youtube.com/watch?v=feycmqjsLNw&feature=emb_title
youtube.com/watch?v=feycmqjsLNw&feature=emb_title
youtube.com/watch?v=feycmqjsLNw&feature=emb_title
youtube.com/watch?v=feycmqjsLNw&feature=emb_title

Why? We're only at 5k deaths

Check this one out

youtube.com/watch?v=doz1QJ7LwjA

youtube.com/watch?v=feycmqjsLNw&feature=youtu.be

scroll up, cunt

will Trump declare a 2 wk quarantine?

whitehouse.gov/live/

>Feel ill with headache and 36ºC body temperature
>Take a shower
>Feel good now
I beated coronavirus!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=feycmqjsLNw

i wouldn't. cook it yourself for the time being.

youtube.com/watch?v=BueJn299Ip4

Did someone steal it?

how a retard like dana white managed to create something like ufc?

BIG PHARMA does not want you to know that FORSYTHIA OIL CAN CURE CORONAVIRUS

DO NOT GET VACCINATED, FORSYTHIA IS THE CURE

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Have you seen my friend Gary? Brilliant bloke - i'm sooo worried.

Yes.

The cargo cult of liberalism strikes once again

>2 en salto
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Has it Happened yet?

Brazil will be obliterated. I'm not joking, we are already in a very bad economic climate and no one is caring for this. Normies literally don't know anything about the virus and we have a very low social distance, everyone touching each other all the time. Also, NO ONE is prepping, went to the supermarket and everything is still there even bought toilet paper no problem. We have 151 cases already, last week we had like 2 at most. And that's low balling the situation severely, since we even have government people infected I would guess we are actually worse than guessed. Our population won't be able to deal with this, our government will not be able to deal with this, I'm ready for full collapse at this point.

Terrible underreporting, Italy is the only one testing well, and we won't test asymptomatic cases. The US are a fucking joke as usual, they won't test unless you are fucking dying and even then it would be quite rare

Is gook just a term for women now?

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>36ºC body temperature
thats normal

Worse is that it gives a bigger chance at evolving.

Man, Italy is so fucked. How you pasta fags holding up?

lmao

Feeling a bit sweaty, but it's only 21C 50% humidity inside.
Is this the beginning of the end?

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Desperate hope- they're winging it, that's all.

Italy is in a complete quarentine lockdown all residents must remain inside unless travelling for an emergency or supply run. If travelling for allowed reasons they must fill out a paper to present to the police or face consequences. No one is filming anything cause everyone is stuck at home.

There will always be some retards suggesting this and that it's the way to go
They're taking one for the team

I'm outside right now, beautiful day out minus the wind

WHAT STATE ARE THEY GOING TO SHUT DOWN FIRST

Even our country is closing down schools, despite our liberal government doing jack shit for travel restrictions.
The UK better have a good reason for this.

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>only testing people with fever
no wonder they want to shut down everything

The robot is malfunctioning, they are upgrading his firmware

>getting anyone else touched
Are you stupid or just Canadian?

Here

I did, but thank you still. I thought I was late and scared of my stocks

nice contagion reference

I wonder what day he is on. I am on day 2ish? Maybe 3?
I have the malaise and lightheadedness, and brief bouts of angina.
My ex-fiancee has it worse, but she seems to be getting better.

nooo

AAAAHHHHHH I WANT TO BITE HER TUMMY SO BAD!!!!!!

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Be prepared for big market drops when trump goes into a coughing fit during conference

That was among some of the more pessimistic predictions, and given that the new case rate is above 20% in some countries we'll probably see 100s of millions affected worldwide.

who /prepped/?

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The ride has not really started yet

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Get out of favela and try your luck in a jungle. Godspeed nigger.

Kek

White males

it's op

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youtube.com/watch?v=dm87PN-fTlg
youtube.com/watch?v=XDpoBc8t6gE
youtube.com/watch?v=V9Ty3YnWN80
youtube.com/watch?v=Oy65AXcjDBg
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ENJOY YOUR 12 MILLION DOLLAR BAIL lmao

You're a genius, lets all go get HIV and build herd immunity! The solution has been in front of us this whole time!!

well, the ones who aren't on drugs...god nvm

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I must say I am impressed by the Canadians' handling of this:
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/13/justin-trudeau-coronavirus-response-canada-measures
Shows the benefit of running a surplus

BUY MY FUCKING OIL, GOY

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it is your time now my dear Björn, fuck her (for psychological/antipanic in home purposes only)

i'm fairly prepped. i wish i had more food, but i've got a good amount.

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not even the same song ya dip

>Italy is so fucked
That quarantine came at that last fucking minute, no wonder they got +2500 today

IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN

Who else isn't prepped but doesn't give much of a fuck?

I have enough stuff for like 2 weeks maybe, but fuck if it takes longer, fair enough, just fuck me up anyways. Who gives a shit, we all getting fucked anyways.

Kek I used to think forsythia was a made up thing from Contagion until I realized its a real plant like 4 weeks ago

Designated

Because there is no herd immunity with Corona virus?

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They should've got out of EU years ago, then they would be able to deal with it reasonably, but alas.

Go hug a muslim day fren

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Was that Contagion? I think I've mixed it up in my head with Outbreak.

>accidentally leaked bioweapon
I know that since day 1 coming from China.

inb4

>7 billion people in the world
>1 billion dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

I think im an idiot. I had the chance to get some masks from a friend who works HVAC. Someone stole 10 boxes of their backstock. Where do I even buy masks? The pastebin isnt very helpful for a guide on this and there is so much disinformation. All I know is the virus is transmitted simply through the breath so a mask is extremely helpful. Yet I have no clue how to clean, what work and or whats available.

bump for interest

NEW THREAD:


NEW THREAD:


NEW THREAD:

Is this UK government actually this rarted?

hmm naked with a picture of a child and many condoms around. I feel very uncomfortable

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> sorry bro, youll have to get through the danish military thats getting deployed at the border now
Didn’t stop them the last time..

>they're aware and prepared for what's coming aren't they?
Yes, (((they))) are

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

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Because the UK lives under a system of government where no one is responsible for anything

Yes twitter.com/CBonduk/status/1237790319220944896

SHITTING
STREETS
:D

Once sanitation and waste management systems fail then everyone will become a street shitter lmao

I'm glad Stav and his small gay dick are safe.

That was probably the plan all along. Destroy unification plans and cause a new bagora

God speed, Anonek

These are the kind of people who assure you it's the end of the world, not to say you can judge a persons intelligence by a picture but pictures do speak a thousand words and every one of the thousand words in this picture are screaming RETARD

thiss is no natural mutation.
biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.30.927871v1

youtube.com/watch?v=zgR18GtO_1Y
youtube.com/watch?v=nrxoyQyYxmg

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nice take on it. but it doesn't feel the same with a man singing it, lacks the believability (sorry, no homosex here). also slowed down it lacks the urgency of someone desparate. still nice though.

We everybody kinda knew that, but then come other theories that it was glowniggers or something else.