/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2011 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

This, it's a nothingburger. H1N1 was much worse and nobody batted an eye.

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Why aren't US politicos taking out full page ads in newspapers calling attention to testing, reagent, protective equipment issues? Where are all the brave anti-trumpers and leakers now?

how you holding up?

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There's still no medical proof that the Washington nursing home patients died of COVID-19.

Things multiple patients could die of in a poorly run nursing home? I'll give it a try...

>1) Hepatitis
>2) TB
>3) Food poisoning biological
>4) Food poisoning chemical
>5) Untrained & unlicensed pest control spraying
>6) Bad furnace or hot water exhaust system - Carbon Monoxide
>7) Bad batch of fentynal-laden pain killers (prescribed)
>8) Bad batch of fentynal-laden pain killers (illegal - more common problem than you think in elder centers)
>9) Dirty HVAC system - Legionnaires

Bottom line: This unprecedented panic (the assumed high 'death rate') is largely based by the ASSUMPTION that these 19 people died of C-19.

Did they have the virus in their system? Yes. Any medical proof that C-19 was the cause of death? No.

Without these Washington deaths, the mortality rate looks more like the flu.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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DENMARK CLOSES BORDERS FOR A MONTH
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DENMARK CLOSES BORDERS FOR A MONTH
>DENMARK CLOSES BORDERS FOR A MONTH

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We need to get a spreadsheet going with
Country
No. Of infected
No. Of dead
Actions taken: borders closed, schools closed, gatherings limited ect

This is getting super hard to get a clear picture of whats going on.

I don't want the tom hanks disease bros

Yup. Why should we sacrifice our entire economies for a shitty cold?
Stop worrying already and go have a drink with your friends, guys.

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I warned you faggots yesterday about new federal regulations, hope you listened

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Seriously. America has probably over 10 million infected. I AM FUCKING infected.
It is a motherfucking nothing cheeseburger (for the filter fags).
The shit is over in a day if you even fucking notice it at all!

Gimme a fucking break.

t. ex-fiancee user

ruh roh raggy

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Don'y worry Italy, the EU is here to help y....

>Yesterday - as Italy was on virtual #CoronavirusPandemic lockdown - the EU decided to fine Italy €7.5million for subsiding it’s tourism industry....

>and imposed a €80,000 daily fine for delays in the payment.

>This on top of Germany refusing to help Italy in its darkest hour

twitter.com/MartinDaubney/status/1238366566531678209?s=20

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Faggots on TV here are propagating the 'China is getting better' meme
Fuck this gay earth

Fucking assholes shut down march madness. Fuck you panicking pussies. You are a cancer on this world with cancel culture.

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>6 weeks ago: more threads than infected
>5 weeks ago: more threads than dead
>4 weeks ago: more threads than infected outside China
>3 weeks ago: more threads than masks in stock
>2 weeks ago: more threads than people killed in 9/11
>1 week ago: more threads than countries falling apart
>now: more threads than planets falling apart

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Trump should be impeached for his handling of this

Poland locked for foreigners

>Fever is the most common symptom of the coronavirus, seen in nearly 90 percent of patients
>About 25% of people experience shortness of breath, often including a cough and congestion
>Many also feel fatigued

nytimes.com/interactive/2020/03/13/world/asia/coronavirus-death-life.html

>BOTH IN THEIR TWENTIES
>both kept "getting better" periodically before getting worse
>within 4 days, vomiting, diarrhea, and shivering
>literally painful fever
>lung failure leading to one of them becoming literal brainlet
>brain too damaged to control organs, goes into multiple organ failure and cardiac arrest

BEING YOUNG ISN'T A SAFETY GUARANTEE
REMEMBER THAT THE DOCTOR WHO DISCOVERED IT WAS ALSO YOUNG & HEALTHY BEFORE HE DIED

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that Mitchell guy is retarded but he does kind of have a point: what's the purpose of deadly viruses? surely a virus could spread far more (and therefore be superior, evolutionally speaking) if it never killed anyone

Chinese owned TV channels.

Right wing public health death squads sooon!!!!

>Zoomers on the ropes
>when a 27 year old boomer died
????

Friendly reminder Ohio is fucked

OY VEY IT'S TRUE

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>I AM FUCKING infected.
AAAAAAAAAAA THEY ARE IN THE THREAD NOW

>I AM FUCKING infected
bruh

You need to wake the fuck up, this is an actual happening not some media blitz bullshit happening

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Based

>EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
>EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
>EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
>EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
>EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
>EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+

Post one request one, file number please

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Friday the 13th will bring martial law.
Yes you are user, yes you are.

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Das rite.

So take my word: mild as FUCK!

If you're gonna collect numbers of dead, might as well ignore the official numbers of infected, since those're always wrong and it's simpler to just use a mathematical method to estimate the actual number based on the dead + death rates. See medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

get rid of your (((cell phones))) you can't hide when you have a (((cell phone)))

I love you CoronaChan

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stay the fuck away from me

I proudly announce that /ourgirl/ has made it to

OVER 9000
>OVER 90000
OVER 90000
>OVER 9000

International cases today

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Gay ass bitch

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nah. it's the fucking dems getting in his way. he should start a civil war and declare open season.

I like how they just ignored the fact that 25 year olds are being hooked up to machines and respirators and clinging to life.

Danish border has been shut down for all.

About fucking time. Should have been done 45 years ago.

>closed borders
>everything shutdown

EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE BONGS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

INHALE THE VIRUS

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Why no video or photos coming from New Rochelle?

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reminder

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>Glasgow university closed
>Aberdeen university closed
>Dundee university EVACUATED

It's fucking happening Scotland bros

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Rhode island to shut down schools for a minimum of 1 week. I hate this incompetent state.

Which country is handling this crisis the worst?

Why you so scared then? It is only like influenza like every day like.

Epidemic emergency declared in Poland
>border controls restored
>foreigners automatically denied entry
>polish citizens allowed to return but with 14 days quarantine
>transport of goods allowed
>international passenger travel by plane and rail stopped
for 10 days with the possibility of extending

Everything will be fine in a month

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Shit, my bad lads

Only 5k deaths?
That it?
Get a job you pathetic leeches.

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When is Yas Forums going to come out and admit that they were emotionally swayed by fake news videos on twitter and hyperbolic death figures from /cvg/tards into thinking this nothingburger was anything significant?

There are what, several thousand corona related threads made up to this point? Embarrassing. Get a life schizos, China, Italy, and all other countries have it under control. There is no need to panic, no need to stock up. The only reason why people here seem to be so obsessed with this nothingburger is probably because they hope this will deliver them from their own misery and give them a sense of meaning in the world that has rejected them for their indolence and parochial mentality.

This is a sad reflection of what this place ultimately constitutes - a pathetic circlejerk filled with crass, petulant manchildren endlessly wallowing in self-pity and desperately hoping for something that's going to lift them from their existential malaise even if it means the rest of the world plunging into pure chaos and anarchy. You're not wholesome people, you're not reasonable people, you, simply put, are monsters. I find it virtually inconceivable some people choose to predicate their entire existence exclusively on schadenfreude and unbridled hatred, this is pure doom porn.

No, China is not responsible for releasing a bioweapon. No, nobody is covering up anything. No, elites haven't set out to reduce human population. No, nobody is out there to get you. All of this is just a reflection of your coarse, primitive personality and your morbid yearning for mayhem and omnipresent destruction with no regard for morals or tolerance. Frankly speaking, I feel sorry for your pathetic lot and your lamentable condition. Stop spreading panic and wreaking havoc through your contemptible fearmongering.

It's okay to admit you were wrong. Come to terms with the nature of your fallibility and move on with your lives.

>Tedros: Europe is now the epicentre of the coronavirus

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STOP
STOPSTOPSTOP THESE THREADS, SCHIZOS

THIS FAGGOT
LITTLE
VIRUS
WON'T CAUSE A PANDEMIC

NEVER trust bubbly hand writing

Yeah and that's why you fucking niggers had time to contain it. Chinese gave us time to contain the virus but now its too late you fucking idiots. United States should burn with all the Jews --Bobby Fischer

EIFFEL TOWER CLOSES INDEFINITELY
>EIFFEL TOWER CLOSES INDEFINITELY
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EIFFEL TOWER CLOSES INDEFINITELY
>EIFFEL TOWER CLOSES INDEFINITELY

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>Iran +1,289 (+85)
Don't worry guys, the virus will die when april rolls in.

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>Detected: 142,897
It was 139k some hours ago

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UK maybe? muh herd immunity

BREAKING: DENMARK SHUTS DOWN BORDERS, ONLY EXCEPTIONS ARE DANISH CITIZENS AND TRADING GOODS

news.trust.org/item/20200313174207-5uuv5/

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china and Italy

I'm sure Italy taking in 1 million more kneegrows will open EU purse. Not that you will not continue to do so after Brexit.

Corona switched for Jolene

>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>I'm begging of you please don't take my life
>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>Please don't take me just because you can

>Your symptoms are beyond compare
>With patients in intensive care
>With an illness never before seen
>Your kiss is like a deadly sting
>Your voice is sharp as chest pain
>And I cannot get rif of you, Corona

>I can’t stop coughing in my sleep
>And there's nothing I can do to keep
>From dying when you call my name, Corona

>And I can easily understand
>How you could easily take a man
>But you don't know what life means to me, Corona

>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>I'm begging of you please don't take my life
>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>Please don't take me just because you can

>You could have your choice of men
>But I could never live again
>This is the last chance for me, Corona

>I didn’t need this deadly flu
>Fuck the Chinese and fuck you too
>And fuck the bat that caused the flu, Corona
>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona

>I'm begging of you please don't take my life
>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>Please don't take me just because you can

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who wants to play runescape

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Sweden

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the worst thing is that the economy will get fucked, right?
>far less than 1% infected
>everything shut down

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POLAND JUST CLOSED THE BORDER
>NOTHING COMES IN OR OUT
POLAND JUST CLOSED THE BORDER
>NOTHING COMES IN OR OUT
POLAND JUST CLOSED THE BORDER
>NOTHING COMES IN OR OUT
POLAND JUST CLOSED THE BORDER
>NOTHING COMES IN OR OUT
POLAND JUST CLOSED THE BORDER
>NOTHING COMES IN OR OUT
POLAND JUST CLOSED THE BORDER
>NOTHING COMES IN OR OUT

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Pics or it didn't happen.

60%-80% of world to be infected
>just 3 months, black death took over 7 years to spread over europe

I wonder how normalfags will react when triage goes into effect and their elderly mother has the ventilator pulled so they can save a 30 year old immigrant instead

LET THE FIRES RISE KILL ALL THE TORIES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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...Anonymous (ID: fUM99v0b)
03/13/20(Fri)14:15:32 No.247913433
Does my functional alcoholism make my blood an undesirable host for the virus? I’m a bartender for private functions (30) and a lot are cancelling but many are still moving forward. I’m worried about the virus but if I don’t work I won’t get paid. I have some sick time but I want to save it Incase there is a mass 2 week quarantine with no compensation. I do well financially but I recently bought a house and I don’t want to fall behind on mortgage payments in the first year, and I have a crazy suspicion the banks won’t be forgiving.

I love corona-chan and I hope she eradicates humanity!

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You might make it Poland the rest of Europe, and especially the UK, not so much

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He just made that up. Never believe a Coronashill.