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im legit jerking off not related though
So. Fucking. Excited.
P U R G E
Anybody else think Trump's actually going to look pretty good when all this is over? It's going to be like what happened with Bush after 9/11.
is this really gonna happen?
There are like already 50 national emergencies in effect. There always are...Who cares...
this is just the tip of the iceberg and not even the true threat
"National Emergency" doesn't mean TANKS IN THE STREETS it means "the executive can bypass certain bureaucratic restraints and obligations to act more swiftly in a crisis"
>Anybody else think Trump's actually going to look pretty good when all this is over?
100%, the stock market will crash to zero, half the nation dies from virus then everyone else lives in high paying low working lots of vacation time jobs where everyone speaks english and the only trannies are hookers for weird closeted gay dudes
arrest for deep state incoming
I'm so excited, and I just cant hide it!
check these out if you want to know what it is really about
it's a small group of people close to the president, likely in the NSA
youtu.be
youtu.be
youtu.be
here's some videos to understand what it's really about
remember, if this shit wasn't real then why are shills and the media this desperate?
Would Corona-chan porn fall under /h/, /aco/, or /d/?
>41 deaths
>most of them from a nursing home in DC
>literally the flu
TRUMP RESPONDS TO MEDIA INDUCED HYSTERIA NOOOO NOT THE TRAVEL NOOOO NOT THE STOCK MARKET NOOOOOOO! TIOLET PAPER WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPEEEEEEEEEER!
how people cannot see that corona is just a cover up for something even bigger is beyond me.
everything about this virus is so convenient (easily spread, long incubation, lots of famous people being infected, some people not showing symptoms at all, etc).
if you think about it all they have to show are images of hospitals and people running up and down in hazmats.
there's something big about to happen and corona is the hook that's snagging people's attention in a different direction
Declaring national emergencies are nothing. It happened almost ever year. What I'm afraid of is that he will put us under martial law.
>"We have very strong emergency powers under the Stafford Act," the president said during a bilateral meeting with the Irish prime minister. "I have it memorized, practically, as to the powers in that act. And if I need to do something, I'll do it. I have the right to do a lot of things that people don't even know about."
en.wikipedia.org
ok doomer
100% he will, commie's will make asses of themselves for politicizing it,
Please God.
Yup, nothing ever comes of them, but this is different.
Based and redpilled
I want to believe :')
>being afraid of that
You haven't been following things, have you? The martial law is to conduct the arrests without revolt.
Nothing can stop what is coming.
This. Any chance of regional or national quarantines?
This fucking guy is like 2 weeks behind on everything he should be doing. He is no match for coronachan. It's over.
>It's going to be like what happened with Bush after 9/11
Yeah everyone knows George Bush had a great image when he left office
>implying there would be any govt or circus left after this happens
By the end of it, yes, but in the two years after 9/11 he had like a 99% approval rating. It was only when he invaded Iraq that people started to hate him.
so its the joos or not?
This leaf is correct. NEET's we must lead the way now. God has been preparing us for this moment
Haven't had this much fun in a decade.
STREAM?
STREAM?
STREAM?
not happening
Bush looked incompetent.
I. Am more inclined to believe the version that they knew the Deep State was going to pull this so they boomeranged it back to use as a window for takedowns. Hope so!
Anyone have a link, there was supposed to be a press conference at 3est
Kys Qoomer.
Always and without exception.
based
>oh no the MSM will continue to do the same thing to him they have for the last 4 years
faggot
just wait until things accelerate even further and beyond ;]
wrong link lmao
thank you!
NATIONAL EMERGENCY = FREEING UP MONEY TO COMBAT THE VIRUS (test kits for the public, creating a vaccine, creating medications treat the virus with, etc.) =\= MARTIAL LAW YOU STUPID FUCKING HAPPENINGFAGS STOP OVERREACTING TO EVERYTHING
checked and based
not checked and unbased
yeah, once the retards stop reeeeeeeing. i give it a week or spergyness and then the market will recover and the virus will start petering out or just no one will care.
LETS DO THIS WOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
Lmao RIP stonk gains.
Sticky?
WE STICKY NOW
STICKY
HOLY SHIT
I hope you nothingburger fags listened 2 months ago and stocked up!
Wowzers
Cringe
Yes.
Wooo crash the DOW please!!!
he got a second term, you filthy democrat nigger.
Any other California anons down to get those cock suckers arrested who are selling toilet paper at 50$ a roll? Once the state of emergency has been declared it will become illegal to sell any item above 10% markup.
Takes me back to middle school
roasting in a legendary bread
this would be excellent cover, just drone all the shitheads, when the mayhem is over everyones like wow we will always cherish the memories of all these treasonous assholes who fucked us over constantly until the virus struck them dead and the crowd's of the world will be like yeah fuck them thank god they're gone
Posting in a sticky!
Please make a national quarantine. I wanna go home and play Vidya all day like a neet.
Sticky for this but NOTHING for the Federal government's UFO report that released last week?
WE ARE GONNA DIE
lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MARTIAL
LAW
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
fpbp
USA is nothing but a joke
are you retarded?
>sticky about national emergency
>60 posts
this place is dead.
This a Justin Bieber thread now
I hope it's a good happening.
/k/ is locked and loaded!
we sticky now
IT'S HAPPENING
DIE JEW YORKER DIE
Oh shit. Okay, now I'm worried. I'm prepped, but I'm worried.
Nope he threw spaghetti all over himself already on this and the spaghetti is still coming out of his pockets.
lmfao, the single most pathetic kind of post on this site, and always was. get fucked.
Also Trump: it's just a flu, bro. And the 15 cases will recover
NOOOO
>sticky
Just here to say, I'll see you all on the flip side
Fuck niggers, jews, and jannies
Based department out
>(test kits for the public, creating a vaccine, creating medications treat the virus with, etc.
yeah I prefer we save that money and ask god for help with this one, god option is way cheaper and it starves out our enemies who are hustling us with this shit
POSTING IN A STICKY DOOMSDAY HAPPENING
Thanks.
/ck/ standing by
LATE AS USUAL PIRATE SCUM
Do not be lead astray, repent to your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
WE STICKY BOIS
I thought this was a satire site...
Here’s a livestream since OP didn’t want to include a direct link.
TRUMP 2020
Wait seriously a sticky?
Post reaction face when gold is pegged to the Dollar at $1488.
ebin sticky
it
begins
i was shitposting on Yas Forums when the president of the united states declared a national emergency
wow
don't forget about the market
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mods need to permaban these fucking subhhuman /x/ larpers holly shgit im so fucking mad you stupid fucking shitniggers ruin the FUCK WEBSITE FUCKING KILL YOURSELF NOW
DO IT
I don’t see how he could be blamed when China went around lying and obstructing everything to keep it down and then it spread as a result of their incompetence.
shout out to will holt
>selling toilet paper at 50$ a roll?
who the hell paid that? seriously go get some at the gas station or something
BEEN HERE SINCE THE DORNERBOWL...
ITS FINALYL FUCKING HAPPENIGN
gay faggot kikes fuck off
HOLD ME
ITS HAPPENING
is death nigh?
It's all over. But the crying.
Cant fucking wait for people to sperg out how orange man is yet again bad. Otherwise fuck niggers, fuck kikes, & most of all fuck the jannies
D R A C O
R. C
A. A
C. R
O C A R D
thanks!
C H A O S
D E A T H
S U F F E R I N G
>1 minute late
This will be the end of Trump. It's over.
MY BODY IS READY
>Meme flag doesn’t know this is an American board
DUMP IT!!!!!!!!!
GLOBALISM OVER
Boxxy 4 ever
Come get some coronachan
first post in stcky thred - check'em, betches
Probably a little longer than that but yes that’s probably what we’re looking at.
start already dammit
Is Trump going to finally get rid of the Jews this afternoon?
We already have troops here in Philly.
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's in 14 hours from now?
GODDAMN TRUMP COME THE FUCK ON AND BE ON TIME FOR ONCE
fuck you you stupid osg cunt. kill yourself irl. better yet give me your area code fucking faggot
Right, that would be National Crisis/Martial Law... however, national emergency is the step before that. Although national emergency basically allows the president to govern via the executive pen.
Stream where?
Fuuuuuck I'll jerk off too then
mfw
Where is he? Why is he always late?
this is really cutting it close with idolatry at this point
Thank God for his strong leadership. If someone like Obama or Biden was running the show we'd all be dead by now.
POST SOMETHINGBURGERS
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET THAT I ANNOUNCE I HAVE TESTED POSITIVE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS. I WILL BE RESIGNING THE PRESIDENCY. YOU ARE IN GOOD HANDS WITH MIKE PENCE. NO QUESTIONS PLEASE."
that would such a baller job to chill out on top of the white house scoping niggers out.
Fuck chinks. They released corona virus during chink new year cause Trump was destroying them economically. Trump and every other nation should nuke them out of existence.
Reeeeeeeeeee it's 3:02
READ SIEGE, FAGGOTS!!!!
Any possible chance to shit on orange man will be taken. It’s so goddamn tiring. He could nationalize the health care industry tomorrow and Bernistas would still find a way to seethe
My BLC is sooo hard right now
>What I'm afraid of is that he will put us under manlet law.
this wtf is drumpft doing? tying his shoes?
nigger
you guys are 3 hours early
Sauce?
is the president coofing before the he makes the declaration?
STICKY
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
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Uma delÃcia
Trump should say he has the virus. The redpill for fence sitters as the Left cheers his imminent death will push so many people to /our/ side of the fence, they'll never recover.
Thread is moving so fast nobody will notice I love my family.
I live in Philly please explain this video
when was it taken? Is it just a drill? Source of vid?
based oldfag
Rolling for maximum happening! Everything posted here was satire, niggers.
KILL ALL BLACKS
>KILL ALL BLACKS
KILL ALL BLACKS
>KILL ALL BLACKS
KILL ALL BLACKS
>KILL ALL BLACKS
KILL ALL BLACKS
>KILL ALL BLACKS
KILL ALL BLACKS
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...
In during global collapse.
Thanks for Great Filtering the human race burden of the east.
Nothing burger posters officially BTFO
>Bush looked incompetent
A bunch of liberal faggots protesting on the street corners about muh bush is what led us to kang nigger and the actual destruction of the United states with unilateral murder of Americans without trial via drone strikes.
wholesome!
Trump's fucked man, the response is too late. We are going to look at the German and South Korean response and realize how incompetent he is when it takes off.
Imagine if 9/11 happened all over the world and we bumbled the response worse than Germany and South Korea because Bush initially said, "CALM DOWN FOLKS NOT A BIG DEAL" while the economy collapsed around him.
>sticky
Only 156+ posts
Yas Forums is dead
same, back when it was actually funny to make fun of the holocaust, now its a played out meme
So does Trump have the ching-chong coofies now too or what?
see
>trump declares martial law
>176 replies
wow Yas Forums is dead
>no stream
The meat in the burger is invisible.
NATIONAL EMERGENCY? SOUNDS LIKE TIME TO PANIC
Fuck off Xi
I have a cherry blossom tree in my back garden, stfu about the trees you retards.
POSTAN IN STICKY
What time in the UK will this be on?
We need a temporary UBI, says Tulsi.
Nigga they’re Velcro. You really think he can figure out knots?
last minute high strength opioid cough suppressants
30 year old boomers remember gaia online
niggerfaggot
>nationwidepanic.exe
I hope everybody got all their shopping done already.
>100k watching right now
I like trump but he has fucked every bit of this response up
>4 minutes late
THe hell
Fuck you chairman
4 FUCKING MINUTES LATE WHAT THE FUCK
NOW
Can someone sell me TP
LOL he blocked testing so that his resume would look better
Now.
I'm so sticky!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SMINEM SAVE ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Meme flags getting mad at this type of rhetoric gives me hope.
No, faggot meme flags like you have ruined this board. Go fuck your mother, Moshe
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT OF THE THREAD
how so?
mentioning the good things that are about to happen isn't idoltry you goof
although I don't doubt there will be some who will idolize him after it's said and done because of how good things will become for the average person
don't coof on me bro
Trump last week
>all is well. go to work. work heals the virus. anything else is fake news
Trump today when he learned everyone around him potentially has coronachan
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
there are currently 8 active national emergencies, the oldest from the bush era
Most burgers are at work or school.
/cvg/ tried to warn you
Embrace Corona-chan as your goddess
Eat shit, Xi you flu-carrier
LOCKDOWNS IMMINENT. SCREENCAP THIS
now
Everyone is out buying toilet paper
but what does it mean?
It's just a flu bro..
Look at me mommy, I'm posting in a pinned thread
So will Ghislaine Maxwell be arrested?
Post your happening faces
Heh... well played, bog.
it sure is nice to go down with frens
shomodumpf is 6 minutes late
EVERY user REPORT IN YOUR BOARD
>Trump comes out center stage
>he slumps over onto the podium, claimed by corona, slurring and shaking uncontrollably
Imagine the hype.
where is the orange man?
WHAT ARE YOU PLOTTING?!
toasting
MARTIAL LAW INCOMING!!!!
just announce the stuff already drumf
Nice try poo bear
They are imposing last minute usry on him! Save the president!
Trump absolutely botched the response and deserves to be kicked out because of it
Think about it, he hasn’t done a single fucking thing for the middle class
I really don't know polska bro but there's something big brewing behind the scenes
the whole virus narrative is too convenient.
we need people on this board to stop with the knee jerk reactions and starting connecting the dots
why so many famous people coming contaminated and now getting in "self isolation"?
what are the fucking odds? they should be the last ones to be hit
The heroes of 9/11 were fire fighters
Heroes of this will be supply line workers and check out clerks.
Utilities workers who keep the utilities up and running.
Manufacturers.
Please keep the stores supplied
Prevent panic because we are getting very close to a serious problem.
Isn't state of emergency just something people say these days. Does it have any meaning?
ah yes, the geniuses over at /cvg/ who predicted 10 trillion cases by late febuary. It's math, you see!
LATE
>LATE
LATE
>LATE
/spoltv/ checking in
Why does this shit never start on time?
postin in ebic bread
thats gay
he is on camera saying it's just the flu bro. If he had a three digit IQ he would have found a way of getting the same sentiment across without this line coming back on him. But they have him on camera calling it the sniffles, practically nothing to be worried about. If death rate climbs, peoples family members, they will play that over and over with healthcare scare stories to go with it
>can you trust this fucking retard with your health again?
RELEASE THE JEB!
This is just a big nothingburger
/x/ is here
stay save ameribros
shut the fuck up retard, he did as well as a layman being advised by the CDC/NIH/HHS could have done, any failures are their fault
I hate miga too so ive been blackpilled on trump for a long time
upvoted
>Yas Forums feel so badly that the agencies took over this board
>Once this is over, this place will be deserted
Any oldfags here before 2014?
damn, that wave could snap your spine.
>15 minutes behind
>15 minutes behind
>15 minutes behind
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>15 minutes behind
>15 minutes behind
HE'S LATE
>HE'S LATE
HE'S LATE
>HE'S LATE
HE'S LATE
>HE'S LATE
*cough*
He’s busy directing agents to buy him toilet paper
HOLY FUCK TRUMP JUST ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS SENDING IN THE TANKS TO DESTROY OHIO ONCE AND FOR ALL
ITS OGRE
Yas Forums reporting in
it gives powers to do stuff that otherwise he could not do
what will he do is the question
Yas Forums Yas Forums /x/ reporting in
Just a flu bro
F R I D A Y
1
3
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
>/cvg/ tried to warn you
warn you about what? 2 buns?
>relying on john hopkins and not bno news
fucking normies are so retarded.
THE DAY OF THE ROPE HAS COME. USE TOILET PAPER TO HANG THEM ALL!
;^)
>Inb4 Trump has the coofs
He's probably coofing too much, has to wait for it to pass before they can start
fpbp
>im legit jerking off not related though
Yas Forumschad standing by
trump giving us time to get snacks
S I X
M I N U T E S
L A T E
All hail president George Sears...err I mean, solidus snake. He will destroy once and for all the hold of the la-li-lu-le-lo upon humanity.
I'm jerking off but it is definitely related to the President declaring a national emergency.
prepare your assholes, lads
Not at all.... indecisive as fuck.
/mlp/
A symbolic meaning I guess
Concern fag.
/trash/tv/ here
Ah you think social distancing is your ally? You merely adopted the isolation. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a neet, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
youtube.com
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post some perlman memes I need a laff
BASTE
OFFICIAL BIOWEAPON ANNOUNCEMENT
how sad is your life lel
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This thread is moving so fast nobody will notice I'm Jewish
First time I came here was December 2011 pretty shortly after Yas Forums was created.
I came back for the 2012 election.
Little do most people know, Yas Forums was pro-Obama for a very short time and HATED Romney.
Yas Forums here, i'm okay.
Stock Market: Booming
Swamp: Drained
Welfare: Gone
Climate: Cooling
Oil: Domestic
Trade War: Won
Afghanistan, Syria: Out
Wall: Paid for
Economy: Booming
Mexico border: Closed
Wages: Up
Prices: Down
Jobs: Back
America: Open for Business
And judging from this thread...Liberals: Triggered
MAGA 2020, 2024, 2028!!!
fashionably late, per usual
corona got him before he could make it bois
READ THE TURNER DAIRIES AND SIEGE
THE TIME IS NOW NOW IS THE TIME
KILL ALL NONWHITES
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ANYTHING BURGER THIS TIME???
Guy said it, too.
trump had to shit after his last bump of coke
>trump LIKELY to declare
>jannies stickied a memeflag thread
wow.
/hg/ nigga
Stop being so mean to Trump. He has really strong stage fright and is trying his best to gather up the courage for his big speech.
Build a wall?
This guy is always fucking late
FUARK ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Boasting in an ebin dread
I like this edit
/l/ is back baby
Otacon standing by
BOARDS REPORT IN
>national emergency declared
>only 1000 posts
I guess pol really is dead..
Valio verga
/vp/ checking in
That seems more and more likely everyday seriously...
>before 2014
>oldfags
Lurk moar faggot
Fuck you kike
>strawman
t. smoothbrain that has been eternally btfo by cvg galaxy brains
The future, always so clear to me, had become like a black highway at night. We were in uncharted territory now, making up history as we went along.
> retard thinking sars-cov-2 doesn't exist.
> retard thinking it will be over 30 days after.
> retard thinking he gonna make it after the 1st wave.
user...
sticky thread and only 300 replies? christ pol is dead.
Check it out guys. The burgers are coming along great, get the buns ready.
sticky!
Roll for pedo Day of the rope.
Is it me or the viruses tits getting bigger?
Fuck trump he didnt drain the swamp I'm out of the trump camp I wish ted Cruz or rand paul was our president. I'm voting independent in november.
This faggot cant even start his briefing on time how presidential
/lit/ reporting in
Based but bluepilled
I always felt that the 2020s will be big, but it's all coming within the first 3 months.
/toy/ reporting in!
Hes dead.
It is nice-speak for 'martial law'. Your civil rights and US constitution are now suspended. N.G and draft incoming
Sneed
Hurr this is what will prove my daddy Q right, the thousands of times he was wrong are just testing our faith, I'm a cultist
He's probably busy reapplying his fake tan because he is sweating it all off.
Nayeon is such a slut! I love Bunny, my favorite TWICE whore!
ITT
just got word trump can't make it. vp about to make a colossal goat fuck announcement
sorry trump take your time
/spa/ here
Yas Forumsv/ reporting in!
Yas Forums hated Obama but didn't like Romney
TRUMP HAS CORONA HE IS SICK
The thread will move so fast no one will see me say FUCK JANNIES
>the time is 1pm and the announcement starts, 1 hour later then its supposed to
>mike pence appears on the screen instead of Donald Trump
how much do you panic?
Better announce a new test that doesn't involve swabs...
>should of
I'm namefagging because I'm skurt. Somebody hold me please.
About fucking time!
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/sci/ here, reporting in!
god fox is bad
8lbs of BRISKET
i believe bro, dont listen to the shills. This is Trump's final test before he becomes God Emperor.
/vp/ reporting
Yes, this please. I want a break from wageslaving for a week or two. I want to see what it's like to live the neet lifestyle even if for only a short time.
I WANT FUCKING TANKS IN THE STREET, GOD DAMMIT! BURN EVERYTHING!!!
You think you're immune because you're young, but you aren't. When the hospitals in your area become overburdened, the mortality rate will double, then quadruple, then sextuple and beyond for all age groups. You might say that it's currently only 0.2% for your age group right now, but that's the global estimate. It's skewed because the vast majority of areas aren't overburdened.
Within Italy, an overburdened country, that 0.2% has jumped to 1.2% and will only get worse the longer it goes on. At the very least, it will continue for the next six months, but most likely a lot longer. For Italy, within one month, their mortality rate has already sextupled. At that current rate, in six months... well you get the picture. So if corona isn't contained in your area and hospitals become overburdened, your chance of dying is very real no matter what age you are.
Excuse me? Link?
it's finally happening bro
youtu.be
good video on what's to come
Realistically what does a declaration of a national emergency entail apart from "oh fugg dime do banic :DDDD?"
Does the US government get to draw funding from emergency deposits to tackle the virus or something?
Dorner live thread veteran reporting in. Can't believe the happening is finally here. My body is not ready.
8 POUNDS OF BRISKET FOR 30 BUCKS
Yas Forums standing by.
/jaypee/ here. nothing ever happens
fucking Trump running late
Based wignat HH
10 past 3...
I heard coofing
Trump is ded
rip