/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2010 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

>go for my daily run
>stadium locked down
fucking boomers ruin everything

What stage of the grieving process is this?

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I don't want the tom hanks disease bros

Why aren't US politicos taking out full page ads in newspapers calling attention to testing, reagent, protective equipment issues? Where are all the brave anti-trumpers and leakers now?

fucking Europe will infect us all
Vatniks were right after all

It's copy paste from Worldometers

I have a few people in my family working in government offices and apparently polish government is going to declare state of emergency on sunday/monday
prepare well anons because it's going to get big soon

Onii- chan, I....

>my mom is a laboratroy technician in Mass
>she's required to check her temp twice everyday since she's come in contact with samples that tested positive for the virus. They have to wear biohazard hoods.
>some kid that was supposed to take my shift today said he can't because he has the flu
>there's a confirmed case in the next town over
>supermarket was packed today, no chicken breast left (gains goblin), had to settle for ground beef. Everyone is panic buying

If I have asthma will this virus fuck me over if my mom decides to bring it home with her?

DIAF fitness chalga brain. Go masturbate to Azis while shoving an extra sized black dildo up your rectum.

dr.dk/drtv/kanal/dr1_20875

STATSMINISTEREN HOLDER PRESSEMØDE NU, KOM HER IND.

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coping,

hard

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

>supply yourself
>quit your jobs
>pull kids from school
>stay at home or
>head to remote locations
>148.8mhz, get a baofeng if you dont have one
Goodluck anons, the window for containment is shut

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I don't feel too good bros...

>buy pack of wipes
>use postal tracking to find their address
>hold them at gunpoint
>break the guys hands and knees
>rape his wife in front of him
>open a pack of disinfectant wipes and throw her one
>”clean up”
>pay him $20CAD for the wipe
>”just capitalism bro”

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/cvg/ is already at 2010 threads. wew
I remember it took almost an hour to move these threads.

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>Coronavirus wipes out all obese fucks
>tfw no more My 600-lb Kino

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Quebec government just announced closure of schools for 2 weeks at the very least

>Trump decides to close the border to china at the end of january
>accusations of racism, accusations of overcompensation
>we are now in mid march
>massive gaslighting campaign to declare trump incompetent for not doing enough
am i the only one that noticed this

Viruses exist to multiply themselves
Killing the host is a side-effect and most viruses don't actually want to kill.

Reminder that nothingburger shills, commie chinks, libshits and normies who called us "fearmongers" deserve the deaths they will get soon.

Yas Forums is always right.

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The date I heard is Thursday but not sure

Fuck corona-chan. We must do everything in our power to eliminate this bitch. Just thinking of my parents, aunts, uncles, cousins, nieces and nephews dying to this shit chink disease is my worst nightmare. Fuck you China for rolling the dice on Armageddon every year with your hellspawn diseases enabled by filth.

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I think I bought the wrong hazmat suit guys.

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>Less than 5k deaths
Why is pol full of weak limp wristed beta males using any excuse not to go out and get a job? Learn to be a productive member of society you sissies.

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sorry, you'll never be as popular as Gary

Soon user, soon there will be piles of dead in the streets.

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First death when?

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OJ Simpson is giving prep advice

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I'll tell the police about you and that you are going to er tomorrow

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it would work

>Europe
More like degenerate libtard faggots who want to travel in the middle of ongoing pandemic.
And of course we were right.

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yep, back in the hundreds when things were less complicated

literally everyone is gonna get a flu that makes it so your lungs are scarred and you WILL die the next time you get it
plus general economic collapse
no biggie

Nigga you know I rock that spectacle kit

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What's up with that lying John Hopkins corona map? They show 33 deaths in the US, DOWN from 41 yesterday. So 8 people came back to life and no one is getting infected anymore?
Trump is a lying piece of shit, test more people you faggot. Anyone got real data on the US?

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Could someone explain me why people believe in chink numbers?

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that means presidential elections no sooner than june/july

Could you imagine the numbers if China and Iran werent lying
Wonder what the the real numbers are in those countries

... would this work?

I own land, ride a horse, raise chickens and grow my own food and raise animals tho. Go back to where you came from faggot

and the sound of them rattling the cage will serve as a warning to the rest

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The Democrats and media still hate Trump more than they fear dying from the virus.

Still 25000 to go until it kills as many people as the flu kills mutts a year

Don't fuck around with glasses in a full-face respirator, may as well just kys if you do

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It's exponential curve-fitting time again.

Italy's total death rate:
y=exp(-5.7998)*exp(x*0.31383)
In 1 week: ~14,400
In 2 weeks: ~129,900
In 3 weeks: ~1,168,800
In 4 weeks: ~10,500,000

really doesn't work to make fun of retarded zoomer youtube comments when you're posting some shit that you expect us to recognize, zoomer

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>UK banks press for scrapping stress tests in face of coronavirus

hmm

they're the only ones we got

COPE

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The US will be unrecognizable in roughly 14 days time.

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>literally anyone could be spreading this without knowing because it does nothing to some people
>people spreading it on purpose all over the world
>majority of people still don't care or think it's nothing
>incompetence from leaders worldwide making everything far worse
How does this ever go away? Even if it slows down and seems like it's gone it will just start up again randomly somewhere.

I am 28, relatively healthy and not fat, but have hereditary predisposition to hypertension. How fucked am I?

>7 billion people in the world
>Only 4900 deaths
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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The glove does fit.

The Dept of Health has confirmed 20 new cases of Covid-19 in the Republic if Ireland

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59 new cases in NYC

America is already fucked. They have tested less people than South Korea does daily. the absolute state of MUTTLAND. What a time to be alive.

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I think you should give it a go. People might judge you now, but they will be the ones coughing up their lungs later, not you.

people are dumb

nice

>nearly 14kg of pasta
>6 months of estrogen patches
>neet scum on bennies
>live in a small city in scotland
>RE 3 remake out in a few weeks
yep it's sit back and watch my country rot and burn time

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>more threads than um... new italian deaths

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Well, folks, this is it. I have just been diagnosed with a throbbing erection. I still have hope that I can beat it. I will keep you updated on my condition.

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Real data here is being scrubed hard as fuck. Only "insiders" know, and alot are larps sadly

>tfw the generation that ruined your life will die
what a good times

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you recognized it
:)

Nice LARP sissy fag

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no criticals as of yet

Enameled vessel of the ocean
Just window, nightstand, and a bed
Hard and uncomfortable to live in
At least it’s comfortable to die
Enameled vessel of the ocean
Just window, nightstand, and a bed
Hard and uncomfortable to live in
At least it’s comfortable to die

And water’s dripping from the faucet
And life is just a fucking mess
Walking out of fog and vapor
And seeing - window, nightstand, bed

And I’m trying to get up, cause
I want to look it in the eyes
Look in it’s eyes and break down crying
And never die, and never die
And never die, and never die, and never die

>just 2 weeks

F

borders here closing 2morrow

never fails to make me laugh that Trump banned travel from Europe _after_ they already had confirmed cases in every state

>everything is trumps fault
Who gives a shit at this point? This happens every week

To be honest, if someone from my family would die, i would not make a video and post it to social media either. That seems some subhuman shit behavior. You‘d think that there would be vids of people collapsing in the streets, but maybe you don‘t see those because people stay home or even in bed if they feel sick. I can imagine chinese workers going to work or outside even when they feel like shit because they have to or they will lose their job if they don‘t get their ass up and there‘s no social security system they could fall back on.

BREAKING: DENMARK SHUTS ALL BORDERS. EVERYONE EXCEPT CITIZENS WILL BE DENIED ENTRY.

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gtfo tranny filth

international deaths > thread count

Kinda of sad it wasn't in Australia or America, else they would have either been shot for it or raided in the parking lot by a mob

the general style of comment, yes
I have no idea who that disgusting whore is, zoomer

Realistically what ca we expect in terms of human and economical consequences?

Lefties are faggots no matter what, but Trump really should've acted earlier. They even decided to keep airlines going at the start.

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Europe is a hotbed right now. The US wants to slow the spread, even if only by a bit.

Heres that (you) you oredered city slicker

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oh boy

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I've been purposely spreading my sickness in hopes that it's Corona. Avoiding quarantine and testing, while working in a hospital.
What have you been doing to support our girl.

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