How's the TP situation in your area?

my stools are so perfectly formed that i don't even need to wipe
eat more fibre faggot

what makes you think chickens, cows, or fish aren't affected by this ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>gone...

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It's fucking bullshit, helloooo excuse me sweety? This is supposed to be CAPITALIST country, toilet paper should be waiting in lines for ME, not the other way around

Sold out at the larger stores.
3 roll limit at Dollar/CVS/Walgreens stores.
Bottled water sold out.
Most cleaning supplies cleared out.

School district just announced 3wk closure an hour ago.

no idea have not been to a store for a week and not playing in the freak out rush.

Been prepared for well over 20 years

Just a few left on the shelf.

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Bidet masterrace checking in. LOL @ you plebs stocking up on sandpaper to grate the shit of your ass.

non-existant. went to costco yesterday and noticed about ten boxes of baby wipes hidden behind a pallet of diapers. Grabbed three boxes and while doing so many people noticed and formed a linup as I grabbed the remaining boxes for them. When I got to the checkout, a worker immediately grabs one box out of my cart and walks away with it. the checker then looks at my bewildered face and says that there is a two box per customer in effect. poo poo

>toilet paper

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The TP is moving so fast they're just leaving the large container boxes in the isles

Wet wipe master race. All is well here fren

>go into shower
>squat over
>cleans all the poop
why dont more people do this

I'm good. Bought 15x 30 packs.

Those are paper towels.

Walmart had no tp and very little bottled water, went to other stores and they were completely fine, I think its pretty telling what the iq of those going hysterical is

Well, that's not the virus' fault...

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digits of correction checked

Northeast here. Went to eight stores between 6 and 8 am and found 4 packs/sixteen rolls between them. All but 3 stores had nothing.
I happened past a Walmart stock lady just as she discovered a box of hand sanitizer among her items. I heard her gasp as she found it. She offered me the box and I took four of the six bottles, thanking her profusely. I hid them under my other stuff and zoomed right to self checkout.

if bidet didnt sound so homosexual americans would start buying it. as it sits bidet sounds gay and shooting water in your ass IS gay.

No cases in the town but no tp left.

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The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Well, now TP companies know for sure how their toilet paper ranks. Even when the black plague hits...people will still be iffy on buying scott's or cottonelle TP.

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>No cases in the town
Wake up.

>the average person uses one roll a day
LMAO NIGGER WHAT

I’m a Scott man from way back, couldn’t find any in my area. Lots of Charmin around and Target had tons of their house brand in stock.

Not for long

Shartmart is completely out of it, but most other smaller grocery stores carry a large stock of toilet paper, so I just went there to get some for the next couple of months. Also I am in a state with only 9 infected so far, I can't imagine what the stores will be like when we get to Seattle levels, or Italy levels.

its all shitskins buying it up
i think its so they can mummify themselves

I shit at work
my two rolls at home will last me weeks so im good

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
I hope you are trolling, it lasts for like 3-4 days for 3 people family easy and I shit a lot.

I shit like 6 times a day and I still don't use an entire roll in a day. People just grabbing big fistfuls of wadded up cotton for every wipe?

empty shelves, but I have a bidet and enough paper to last a month (3 rolls... lol) because my loser ass lives alone

What makes you think work is going to have any toilet paper?

>average person uses one roll a day
Nice bait. I bought a 24 pack 2 months ago and still have half of my rolls left

Also I throw a lot of paper before shitting so it don't splash on my ass and balls.

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
how much cheetos are u eating. wtf

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Oh fuck...what if my work runs out of toilet paper??? I cant just jump in the shower and wash my ass here.

HAHAHAHAHAHA how is the toilet paper shortage real? Just get in the shower. Like nigga, WASH YOUR ASS HAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAA

Southern California, Walmart Sold out on TP, and Kitchen paper towels,Hand Sanitizer not even a space left for it in the Isle

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
What in the fuck are you eating?

Just got back from my traditional Friday afternoon shop: there was literally no paper product at all in that aisle. Luckily, I happened to buy a huge pack about 2 weeks ago and I should be good through April. I fucked up and only had 1 roll of paper towel left, though. I can get by with rags. I'm mad as fuck at the media for whipping up these brainless monkeys.

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Stopped by Rite Aid earlier to get some and they had plenty. Then went to a random corner store for something else and they had some too. People are looking in all the wrong places.

Isnt that close to chicago? fuck nigs taking youtr stuff

i ahve niggers they tongue my anus no need tp have nigger mouf

I agree Canadian. I use a roll of toilet paper a week.

I eat an extremely high fiber diet and my poop just comes out like little bird droppings. Any time I eat like a normal American my asshole just explodes at this point.

This bait had almost 100 responses in a prior thread. Good job

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>Westerner's worst fear is that they would need tot take a shit and there is no toilet paper
Really makes you think... TP also differentiates us from a bunch of other cultures (Paki and Indian who to my understanding don't wipe). Some sociologist/psychologist should to a study on the significance of toilet paper in the West

Baby wipes aren’t in short supply
Yet

At work I guess I could just put my dirty ass in the sink.

It makes it easy to buy in bulk.

>going to work in the middle of a plague

Never gonna make it.

we do cloth diapers for our kids so we have an attachment on our toilet that is basically a bidet. even without that, the fact that murricans cant figure out how they would clean their ass when shitting 2 feet away from a shower is sad.

Pretty good. As long as the "my area" you are referring to is the corner of the kitchen. When I wandered around the stores today they were all out.

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>cloth diapers

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whoever the marketing genius is that started the run on toilet paper deserves a fucking medal.

You only have a week of TP left. What the fuck are you going to wipe with???

My boss is a prepper with a yuge stockpile of ammo and stuff, im sure hes got the TP situation under control

not only does it save thousands of dollars over the course of ~2-3 years they are in diapers, they're actually way better since they rarely leak or get shit on clothes, etc. if you've ever dealt with disposable diapers you'd know what i mean.

heard there were lines like it was Black Friday this morning.
2 rolls left, then I go to paper towels, then rags
I'm gonna go to the store late at night and check it out. if theres nothing left I'm gonna take a shit in the parking lot to prove a point

>You only have a week of TP left.
Maybe to cover your fat mercan ass. For myself, those 70+ rolls will last about 4 months, maybe more.

I'm also covered for paracetamol.

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With two small kids I have lots of baby wipes around. It only takes a small piece of toilet paper and a single wipe to get your asshole clean. You just have to accept that wipes can’t be flushed and need to go into the bathroom trash like In Mexico.

Shitty.

Top kek! Saved!

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you put piss and shit into your washing machine which you use for the whole family. that is gross as fuck and you run up your electric / water bill.

Totally sold out at Wal Mart. Thankfully, I'm doing alright on my stock in the house.

Also, I thought you Frenchies preferred the bidet. Why would you be sold out of TP?

Mostly from Indianapolis, but yeah all not white

It’s all at my house