/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2009 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

I live with my brother, he literally said it's just a flu bro because it's quietly and peaceful in China right now
When I told him he shouldn't believe chinese numbers he started laughing that I'm a conspiracy theorist and an idiot
Month ago i showed him an article about chinese police raiding some blogger's home and taking him for speaking up about the virus and he told me it's made up and China doesn't do such things

WE ARE FUCKING DOOMED

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F Spain

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>Night of the fifthteenth day
>You ran out of chef boyardee, flaming hot cheetos and mountain dew
>Sheeeeeeit
>You walk along empty streets and through the three foot tall grass to reach the back door of a shitty bungalow nearby
>As you break the lock, you hear someone violently coughing from the basement window
>Your nose is punched by an indescribable combination of BO and vicks vapour rub
>Your growling stomach urges you forward through the entrance
>The power is still running, as evidenced by the microwave flashing 12:00, but the lights have burnt out
>The moonlight behind you casts your barely perceptible shadow down into the hallway
>You quickly rummage through the cupboards, looking for anything of value
>Expired tang, a half eaten box of special k cereal, a mason jar of some indistinguishable mush
>You finally reach for the fridge, the old hinges making a creaking sound as you pull
>The open door lights up the room
>"STOP RIGHT THERE!" roars a small child no older than eight, racking the bolt on their 10/22
>Startled, you turn to face the child
>POP POP POP POP POP!
>You feel like your gut was stung by wasps and flee back out the door
>Your clothes are drenched with blood
>Heart pumping faster than you've ever experienced, the adrenaline has you shaking
>Lightheaded, you sway increasingly to the left and right with each step
>You curl up in pain as you puke a mixture of bile and blood, falling face first into the puddle
>The wind howling around you is the last thing you hear

n95 or p95 filter?
will each work?

Good question.

What is the actual state of China at this point???

Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

sanitizer chad reporting in

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youtu.be/EiTxltL1wSc

Here's a 25 year old British man's experience with the coronavirus

Peak will be in around 12 weeks according to boomer doctor.

>20% OF HEALTHCARE WORKERS IN LOMBARDY, ITALY INFECTED
20% OF HEALTHCARE WORKERS IN LOMBARDY, ITALY INFECTED
>20% OF HEALTHCARE WORKERS IN LOMBARDY, ITALY INFECTED
20% OF HEALTHCARE WORKERS IN LOMBARDY, ITALY INFECTED
>20% OF HEALTHCARE WORKERS IN LOMBARDY, ITALY INFECTED
20% OF HEALTHCARE WORKERS IN LOMBARDY, ITALY INFECTED
thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(20)30627-9/fulltext

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of emergency

Your brother is an absolute idiot, kill him.

School's out forever in Los Angeles
mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238519872386207745

DEATH TO ISREAL!

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Either one.

I'm confused, how do the markets really work?
Was it about the oil price fight or is are the governments desperately pouring money in?

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Are we finished bros?

Rate my freezer stash. I have dry too. Also lots of polish sausages in the fridge.

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Smart words won't help you once your toilet paper supply is gone

Threadly reminder to stay comfy

youtube.com/watch?v=eGNVsQwWZLI

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they deserve to have their house ransacked first, because these bitches probably dont have any guns

I am Coronaholio. I need TP

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Thoughts on immune system supplements during incubation period??

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>►
Nothing will happen.

These threads are going by so fast, no one will know that I'm infected.

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When will China start updating their numbers again? We all know it isn't contained there

>142783 infected
>5374 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Nothing can stop billy boy!

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society wont get back to track for another 8-12 months, fun times ahead.

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>In English Doc

why are you people buying stupid shit like this? not gonna make it.

Gonna make it

Isn't this crazy illegal, or does Canada not worry about such things?

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Holy shit !!!! listen to him gasp for breath as he talks and the Crows get louder and LOUDER
Top Kek

Trudeau speaks to Canadians

youtube.com/watch?v=JVMZC952AwE

based and lolbetarianpilled

fuck normies

Wise choice, burgerbro.

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They won't.
They are extremely focused on shifting all the blame to the west and the US now.

Show flag mutt, I wonder why you faggots hide behind a memeflag in an anonymous board

Avoid food need Cooking or Freezing, maybe Electric or gas supply collapse

>immune system supplements
Green tea with lemon and honey.

heh capitalism ho

JOURNAL OF VIROLOGY, 2007:
WUHAN SCIENTISTS COMBINE SARS WITH HIV AND TARGET ACE2 RECEPTORS
IT'S A BIOWEAPON CONFIRMED

JOURNAL LINK
jvi.asm.org/content/82/4/1899
PDF MIRROR
files.catbox.moe/dcbcm4.pdf

>Wuhan not in red

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>247907017

Superior muslim genes? You are nigger/Indian tier? Not so heavy migration and large areas, joke aside? (Sweden do not count it anymore).

This is going to age like fine wine when 2/3 of china is dead

I’m actually seething rn

Trump is calling for a shutdown of ALL businesses for a week at 3 PM ET. Get your last supplies NOW.

youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

This one you might want to watch

We unironically need to infect prisoners, leave them in their cells and evacuate the staff. Come back and check on them in ~90 days or so.

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Italy -250

Lets see the score in 9 months

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I DONT WANT TO LOSE MY FUCKING PARENTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>Here's a 25 year old British man's experience with the coronavirus
Two Women , young medical professionals Fell Sick From the Coronavirus. One Survived.

By Sui-Lee Wee and Vivian WangMarch 13, 2020

The young medical professionals, who worked long hours on the front lines in Wuhan, first came down with fevers.
Within weeks, both were in hospital beds, hooked up to IVs or oxygen machines.

nytimes.com/interactive/2020/03/13/world/asia/coronavirus-death-life.html

Trying byforce again

Are you ready for the pod?

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bill back to bargaining

Only kikes memeflag mate. ( most of the time )

GIVE RECS ON TWITTER/YOUTUBE VIDEOS THAT ARE NOT BASED IN CHINA
FOUND ONLY A FEW THAT ARE BASED IN EITHER ITALY OR NEW YORK
THEYRE BEING HID BY ALL THE FUCKING BLUE CHECKMARKS AND VERIFIEDS
POST YOUR WEBMS
POST UPLOADER NAMES
FREE WIFI IS A GOOD ONE

I AM CORONAHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNG HOLE

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You kow, I always pictured the virus that would end the world as some super Ebola or something. Can't believe a mildly stronger pneumonia is going to do is in.

peel the tag

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So what the fuck is happening in China for real right now? Are people revolting against the CCP, is everyone that's showing symptoms getting exterminated en masse? Are they being left to starve to death? The fuck is happening there?

Chlorox wipes today
Farmers' daughters tomorrow
It's a lolbertarian's wet dream

Surprisingly, Taiwan is handling this virus quite well since they've experienced SARS in the past.

>Hardly any cases in China
>Epicentre now in Europe

FUCK CHINKS

I genuinely want to just get infected and get it over with so I can fuck off

>thinks using 10 cent words will make him sound like a million bucks
you're a fucking retarded larping piece of shit.
kys.

wuhan is in red, open a book

we certainly are, user

REEEEEEEEEE GET OUT

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Death penalty. Fuck these people.

It gets better.

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Why would it be illegal?
Isn't it just standard capitalist practice?

Its Canada its a forsaken land at this point and i have a friend there feelsbadman

why not? you'll be finally free to do what you want

Clearly not.
But it has the potential to kill hundreds of millions you faggot.

thanks mate.
got a 3mm with some p95 filters today, goggles, and gloves.

Hello Satan.

cant wait to watch niggers loot on monday.

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Numbers decide if Giuseppe Conte is infected

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>arab shitskins pulling this stunt
diversity is our strength!

Cool story bro

>Trump to declare national emergency later today
>FISA expires on the 15th
Really gets the ol' nogin' jogin'

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just posting here for the panicked mountainglowniggers,
i won't spread it it was a joke. No need to physically put me under surveillance thanks

Wash your dick and plan you father's funeral. Bucko.

Italy numbers down.
Fuck yeah, containment works.
We're gonna be daijoubu.

Macao, Nepal, Jordan and Gibraltar should be taken off the list; they have no active cases, they've all recovered.

don't get inffected or get infected asap

Mispelling in an official article? I call hoax.

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Fuck those people. They should be lynched.

>Overstressed, overworked, probably malnourished bugs
>In one of the least clean countries in the world

Compromised immune systems. Nothing more

you and your senpai will be fine , promise fren

Italy is screwed

cringe

Six weeks ago nobody knew her name, and now look how far she's come. She's the biggest star in the world, and she'll go down in history

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Based bong actually managed to meme pandemic into existence.
Let's find out how that will work for extinction level event.

>Madagascar orange

Who else here #coronacommute?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IF THEY FIND A VACCINE I CAN'T MISS WORK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Price gouging is illegal in every capitalist country. Probably standard practice in communist dictatorships though.

>JP mite be dead from addiction rn

Poetic

when your PM goes to the hospital do canucks cry syrup?
youtube.com/watch?v=XYpGVnpujOQ

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>Enter pod, thinking it will just be temporary quarantine.
>Hear the lock being placed on the door.
>Feel the crane lifting your pod into the air, and then the jolt of being set back on the ground.
>Hear soil being piled on top of your new coffin.

Add in Senate Reps insisting they go on break as scheduled instead of keeping sessions open and it gets extra fishy

REMINDER THAT THESE THREADS ARE NOT ORGANIC AND IS LIKELY CIA NIGGER GLOW IN THE DARK SHIT.
>wheres the bbc spam
>wheres the shill thread spam
ITS ALL BECOME CORONA BULLSHIT

I AM THE GREAT CORONAHOLIO! GIVE ME TP

/paid neet mode/ counts as Corona commuting, right?

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>Mostly older men are obese
Did he take a look at his own country?

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I hope you got the shit beat out of you a lot as a kid.

What porn are you guys watching before inevitable starvation/roving rapist cannibal gangs are on your doorstep?

nah man they keep dying, trying to fake the digits

Why aren't things going ape shit in africa?

are you blind?