/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2008 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Why aren't Italians getting their shit together? Isn't this the right time to act for them? The police wont do shit, why arent Italians marching to Rome? This is the perfect opportunity

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>250 more Italians died today
Remember chinas “peak” reported deaths a day was around this number at nearly 15k cases
CHINKS LIED

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Post one, get one

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ITALY +250 DEATHS

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I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOM

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Iran digging mass graves in Qom

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NEW ITALY NUMBERS
NEW ITALY NUMBERS
NEW ITALY NUMBERS

>Ongoing cases: 14.955 (+2.116)
>Dead: 1.266 (+250)
>Recovered: 1439 (+181)
>in ICU: 1.328 (+175)

>Total cases: 17.660 (+2.547, +16,9%)

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Is it true that nofap boosts immune system, bros?

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Reminder to all bongs that your government plan is for everyone to inhale the virus lmao

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They are not low for DNA-confirmed cases this is insane.

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>CHINKS LIED
Woah, who would've thunk it...

Texas just invoked the use of FEMA

please cite file number

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FIRST COUNTRY OUTSIDE OF CHINA WITH OVER 17.000 CONFIRMED CASES!
>FIRST COUNTRY OUTSIDE OF CHINA WITH OVER 17.000 CONFIRMED CASES!
MORE ACTIVE CASES THAN FUCKING CHINA!!!!!
>MORE ACTIVE CASES THAN FUCKING CHINA!!!!!

250 DEATHS IN A SINGLE DAY!!

WE'RE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD PASTABROS!!!!!!
CAMPIONI DEL MONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2006 E ORA ANCHE DEL 2020!!!!!

>WE'RE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD PASTABROS!!!!!!
CAMPIONI DEL MONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2006 E ORA ANCHE DEL 2020!!!!!

FANCULO LA SPAGNA!
PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO

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Don't come to Idaho.
youtube.com/watch?v=OtP80Z08lfg

yes
might as well get the virus now, when the hospitals are still able to treat you

>1 roll per day
How much are you shitting jesus I use like a roll every 3-4.

Shocking.

Not here

>Danish government about to open up for compensating EVERYONE who gets sent home from work without pay due to coronavirus

Even if you're in the private sector, if you get sent home without pay, the state got your back.

Feels good living in a utopia.

china peak death is 242 while italy is 250. italy peak it will be down from now on

is refurbished toilet paper safe to buy?

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let the virus run through you for there is nothing to fear except fear itself

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The reaction is unprecedented though

I hope Corona-chan fucks me

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Anybody have sources on it originating in the US? Anything to back up the claims that the US is the only place you can find all the mutations? Thanks lads.

But then it's just going to mutate and compound the deaths again.

ITALY MORE ACTIVE CASES THAN CHINA

I heard from italian doctor friend that they are reserving ICU only to 20-40 year old now. Older boomers been yeeted to the side.

batteremo i cinesi di merda come primi nel mondo yeh

What kind of fucking freak uses a whole roll of tp per day?

Still 0 cases in Montenegro

i only fap for coronachan

>a roll a day

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Remember to drink water and stay hydrated fellas

>1 roll a day
The fuck are you on about? I can make a roll last a month. I bet you scrunch yours up like a fucking retard.

ok this is cute

youtube.com/watch?v=Q734VN0N7hw

ITALIABROS

So how many people below 40 are among those with severe problems and deaths? Is it just a boomer disease and coofing for the rest of us?

user say AaaaAaaAAA~

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It obviously originated in China.

WHO NOW DECLARES EUROPE AS THE EPICENTER OF THE PANDEMIC
>WHO NOW DECLARES EUROPE AS THE EPICENTER OF THE PANDEMIC
WHO NOW DECLARES EUROPE AS THE EPICENTER OF THE PANDEMIC
>WHO NOW DECLARES EUROPE AS THE EPICENTER OF THE PANDEMICWHO NOW DECLARES EUROPE AS THE EPICENTER OF THE PANDEMIC
>WHO NOW DECLARES EUROPE AS THE EPICENTER OF THE PANDEMICWHO NOW DECLARES EUROPE AS THE EPICENTER OF THE PANDEMIC
>WHO NOW DECLARES EUROPE AS THE EPICENTER OF THE PANDEMICI

HOLY MOLLY ITALY

>BREAKING: Italy reports 250 new deaths and 2,547 new cases, raising total to 1,266 dead and 17,660 cases

BREAKING: Italy reports 250 new deaths and 2,547 new cases, raising total to 1,266 dead and 17,660 cases

>BREAKING: Italy reports 250 new deaths and 2,547 new cases, raising total to 1,266 dead and 17,660 cases
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238515470313062400

By private sector you mean business owners? Or the people working for them?
Because it would also be good if the government tried to save the people who create the work also.

same exact thing in my country

I am a man of God and have led a righteous life. This virus will never take me, for only the wicked and cowards scramble to continue their wretched existence in this planet in fear of the judgement that awaits them in the afterlife, those who've followed the righteous path have nothing to fear.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
The fuck?

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.

Does your ass eat toilet paper?

The incompetence makes me think they just want it to ravage the population. Its a fact that this is an RNA virus and its also a fact that you can't build permanent immunity to a RNA virus. They just want as many Whites dead as possible. All quarantines in the UK have been majority White areas.

I wonder how normalfags will react when triage goes into effect and their elderly mother has the ventilator pulled so they can save a 30 year old immigrant instead

Redpill me about herd immunity Yas Forums

>Lmao why are you scared of the Corona chink flu user? It only kills old people!
Are people genuinely this retarded?
Even forgoeing the fact that younger people also die don't people have parents? Grandparents?
Are people really fine with watching a generation of people dying because they wont die themselves?

This is how we know we lost. We don't care for our families. We are divided amongs ourselves and will be left to rely on "big daddy government" instead of our peoples.

Even if we do not end up in apocalyptic wasteland do we really want the future that awaits?

6-8 squares a shit. The fuck is wrong with you?

Don't they have just 500 deaths? They didn't bury them or they're preparing for more?

1583674039470 please

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>0 CASES IN VENEZUELA

Because this is a hyped-up nothingburger.

>Coronachan has been going around since November, if not earlier
>result is just 5000 dead people, most of them over 80 or 60+ suffering chronic medical conditions

SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

5000 pensioners died this year!!!! THIS IS THE BIG ONE, BOYS!!!

IF WE DON'T ACT NOW, ANOTHER 1000 80 YEAR OLDS MIGHT DIE!!!!

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Which one of you faggots is this?
Yeovil, Somerset.

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u win da race

wow no shit

7.1% DEATH RATE
> 7.1% DEATH RATE
7.1% DEATH RATE
> 7.1% DEATH RATE
7.1% DEATH RATE
> 7.1% DEATH RATE

Damaged lungs? Permanently compromised immune system? Infertility? Big deal

do you have the one with ebola chan resting on her elbows and corona chan sipping tea? it was in the early threads

>NO TOILET PAPER IN VENEZUELA

>Your resume looks excellent, one of the best I have read today, but this /cvg/ thing you said you usually writes on... What's it about?

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some pastabro said 2 deaths under 40, both of them with hard diseases like diabetes and whatnot

so boomers, smokers and fatties dying

2

vanguardinvestor.co.uk/articles/latest-thoughts/markets-economy/coronavirus-course-through-crisis
> According to the World Health Organisation, the number of new incidences of COVID-19 has already peaked in China. Should the rest of the world experience a similar pattern, we might expect the pandemic as a whole to dwindle significantly following a crest in April.
>April

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This virus fucked west forever.
China should be fucking nuked for what they did

Yes but I’ve read the claims there are more strains active in the US than anywhere else. Just want to do more research on that and I read about it in these clusterfuck threads.

Not that version. I only fuck light featured girls.

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Yes

No cremation in Iran?

>Even if we do not end up in apocalyptic wasteland do we really want the future that awaits?

we don't even have a present in sweden

I use one roll every 2 weeks, I live by myself though

im so excited bros. ive been waiting so long. its finally happening

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the plan is to get ahead of the game, cull the weak early, then close the country up. Surival of the fittest begins. After that the empire rebuilds

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>euros are so much healthier cause we walk everywhere!
youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcL0mjMjw

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Rip in Pasta italybro

Waaaahhhhh
I need to go to work

The people working for them.

Government has already put out a fuckton of help packages for the businesses to the tune of like $20 billion. But now they're saving the asses of the individual as well.

Awesome. Welcome to the Utopia Club.

I need proof that SARS-Cov2 was genetically engineered by either china or the US thx

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Based pastabros

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Estonia @ 79 cases now, military unit in quarantine.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott has signed a Disaster Declaration for all 254 counties in Texas. This will enable further resources to respond to the COVID-19 situation in Texas.

time to go texas.

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mamma mia!

that's just a falseflag brought up by ass blasted chinese

I use 1 roll a month and I have 23 rolls at home so I think I'm good

>250+ deaths daily in Italy alone now

How is this NOT the end of all things??

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Tried warning my dad, he’s not listening to anything. I’ve been incredibly irresponsible myself though, and probably have it. Praying the brain stem shit is just a meme

bozo and drumpf sitting under a tree.
k-i-s-s-i-n-g
...and spreading corona and std's all over

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Test

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to be fair, fuck the elderly.