Corona Virus: Apologies Accepted Here!

If any of you "Just the flu!" and "Wash your hands, you will be fine!" faggots want to apologize, I created a thread for you to do so, I thought you would all feel better just admitted what a bunch of retarded faggots you were. All apologies will be accepted after criticism and mocking.

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I'm just hear to mock "just the flu" bros

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I'm just hear to mock "just the flu" bros

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they're just going to pretend they didn't believe it was just a flu

Yes please feed me nothing burgers.

still just a flu faggot get over yourself

I still think it's just a flu

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it makes me so angry that women fart
brapper posters have ruined women for me forever.

They should all be infected in purpose than kept in a room to choke to death with a thick plexiglass entombed ICU bed w/ respirator that they can't reach with an ominous "Just the flu, bro" playing in the background on repeat

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Are you gonna make another one of those threads to admit how much of a retarded mouth breather you are when the whole thing blows over with less than 10 000 dead in total?

You libtards are desperate for your fake news pandemic in order to stop POTUS after your miserable failure of an impeachment

It's literally just the flu.

it is a hoax you tard
bet you believe six million jews died in the holocaust too

Except we wouldn’t die. We would be mildly uncomfortable for a couple of days and the move on with our lives just like everyone else

sorry! we really did it this time, huh bros?

Apologise for what?

>mass graves
>bodies piling up in the streets
>irreversible lung damage
>infertility
>SARS/MERS death rate
>ebola-tier symptoms
>just wait until next week
>economic collapse
>apocalypse
>next week I promise
>millions dead
>2 weeks

Yeah, this all happened.

le Yas Forums was right again

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nothing burguer

Meh it's just a nothing burger

It's just a flu, bro.

there has been a non-happening in Yas Forums weekly since forever. I will apologize for this when all the retards come out and apologize for their failed predictions

I have it right now and it just feels like the flu. Maybe it'll get worse, but it feels like it has been tapering off already.

I want an apology from the CCP.

80% of SARS survivors are permanently disabled

It's why they don't show off the survivors retard. They're all fucking vegetables after going on respirators, ending up with brain damage, nerve damage, kidney failure, lung scarring, heart damage etc.

Also 85% of "mild" cases also have bilateral pneumonia which is always life threatening and always causes lung scarring.

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Call me when there are actual real deaths, the body count is laughable.

Me too. I was a little sick last week and I bet that was it. This is fucking retarded.

Wash your hands, you WILL be fine.

lurk moar ruskie-chink samefaggot

I was expecting a CCP bio weapon tier happening and all I got was a mild coof.

>it's all over her and everything she's wearing
>as soon as she gets home and takes that bucket off her head, she'll take off her coat and disperse the virus throughout her house
>she breathes a deep sigh of relief
>"i survived another day without getting the china flu"

>Also 85% of "mild" cases also have bilateral pneumonia which is always life threatening and always causes lung scarring.

>muh bilateral pneumonia

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I think it's just the flu, but I've been stocked for a while simply because I don't want to be inconvenienced.

80% of the infected never even seek medical help because they don’t get anything worst than mild flu like symptoms you absolute brainlet.

based and truthpilled. i was one of the first people saying it would blow up since feb 1 and every single person i spoke to said it was gonna be nothing. fucking idiots.

I'm so sorry please spare me

Get back to me when people are bleeding from their eyeballs, and dropping dead in the street. Until then, it’s just a really bad cold that the media is spinning like a neutron star.

Got any vidya?

Hey you stupid ass non preppers. Whats for dinner tomorrow? Also you better learn from the poos in loos because theres no toilet paper anywhere.

I take my clothes off right inside my front door and then immediately go take a shower.

Funny how this works, interweb has larping liberals made to look like the many and now we will be shutting down or country over ... what 50 deaths....man we have cum so far havent we ?

its still just panic faggot, a complete overreaction

Yas Forums made me leave the house and go to wally world. I got lots of food but all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer was gone holy shit. I live in a small city too.

You need to spray yourself down with lysol or some other disinfectant that's rated for coronaviruses.

>imagine living your life in fear

It still is a meme disease

Well the retards never change. We are currently at 5,000+ reported deaths which means it is statistically impossible to end below 10,000.

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Trump-sama said its just a flu desu
Yas Forums was wrong

>shaming people for not sperging out
I hope all panic shills die in a violent gang rape. Closed casket funerals.

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Chinks have been going around and buying it all up to send back home to sell and to give to friends/family.
See how well they treat their host nation?
You live in a small town? Find out where the chinks are, guarantee they're the ones who have been buying it all as it resupplies for months since they've known about it longer than everyone else.

What about the nothing burgers?

Kill yourself, fearmoonger.
You can't do anything except washing hands and waiting it out in quarantine against it. Meanwhile you epidemic hypers run around like headless chickens buying toilet paper.

I knew people would panic for no good reason. That’s why I stocked up. People are going to be fight over a can of beans while the media rubs its hands.

I always believed that this was a happening
I’m here just to laugh at the non believers
I’m mad that I didn’t prepare though

I stand by my assessment which was and is that this is not a big deal as it will merely kill off some old people. This is bullish for the economy, will help with social security and Medicare insolvency, and will establish limiting foreigners and health screening in coming people as normal and acceptable policies.

Keeps her safe from virus to just Sufficate in her home made shit.

People were just trolling,except boomer Trump. He's really incompetent and very stupid.

It is just a fucking flu. Only bad thing that is going to happen is people are going lose their shirt in the stock market.

all of the times I said it was a nothingburger were ironic satires of the normie reaction. I was just pretending to be retarded though.

Engineered bat virus stirs debate over risky research from Nov 2015

An experiment that created a hybrid version of a bat coronavirus — one related to the virus that causes SARS (severe acute respiratory syndrome) — has triggered renewed debate over whether engineering lab variants of viruses with possible pandemic potential is worth the risks.

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shaming them for not being ready in the first place, so you do not have to sperg out - easy to tell you did not get any TP

>knew it was a thing
>still didn't prepare
Now you need to grapple with the possibility that you're retarded.

I bet you voted for Bernie

The hysteria is the issue, this cold still has nothingburger level deaths. If anyone should apologize it’s doomers.

Yeah, the panic was inevitable. Every major closing has ramped things up a bit further. Today I expect full on panic to set in and all stores to be fucked over the weekend.
I like in earthquake country so ive been worried about instant happening for a while. It can go from totally normal to doomsday panic mode in literally seconds. So, I'm fucking set at all times.

OH NO NO NO NO

NOTHING BURGER BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

It's literally just the flu but I still hope you die from it.

>from 2017

But waiting it out in quarantine is the dangerous part. If everyone goes for a couple weeks of supplies all at once, there will be shortages. Not actual shortages, but perceived shortages. Which will just ramp everything up further.
The danger isnt the virus, it's the impending chimp out.

>Japan, China, and Korea: go buy vitamin c and potassium to boost your immune system
outbreak has already slowed down

>europe and america: go buy toilet paper
why is the death toll still rising

don't you retard faggots have to go buy more toilet paper

>ruined

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wat.

shut up and die from your nothing virus faggot

I am talking about 300 Thousand deaths and millions in 1 or 2 years

>restricting your lifestyle because some cough flu is in the air

pol is filled with beta males who have sheep mentality huh. Trusting and doing everything the media tells you. Pathetic

I can't believe there are people even now denying the dange rof this virus, even though facts are out and proofen and even the WHO declared it a pandemic, but uh nuh ur a retard only 5000 deaths. Dude you deserve to die from this virus. It seems you are in complete denial and desillusion.

Dollar store and grocery store and did nothing to prepare

average age of the dead here in italy 'over 80'. Do you faggots realise that killing somone over 80 is not a kill at all. take away these faggot non kills and corona virus has killed....nobody, nothing zilch, in italy.

its just a flu you fucking ape