Mom says I saved the family

My freind from NYC just sent me a pic from in front of trader joes. It reminds me of the videos from wuhan where people stormed the hospitals.

I'm just gonna buy rice and beans. all ya need.

I'll be there to present my BigBrazilianCock to feed the females in your family dont worry

Did the same. My mother was prepping last year because of delusional WW3 fears but when corona came around nothing.

Great. now redpill her on the "chosen people".

You understand food needs to be made / grown right?

My job has me going to multiple Supermarkets a day. Nothing is empty except for the sanitizers. Eat shit doomer

You live in Jew York. You're fucked faggot.

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you will just get looted

unless you have guns and lots of family

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this is the age of poverty

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I realized it too late, but you have to reframe your argument.

I don't tell people food will run out, I tell them the virus will spread. Stock up now to limit your risk of catching something from the other shoppers.

...

Its because people have let their souls die out.
They didnt nourish it enough.
So yes its the age of poverty, but also of obesity.
Never forget the holy trinity

I hope this destabilizes the entire world

Hear me kek
The schools closed , now we need more
Give us more

no, it comes from the grocery store

now she will give you an handjob are you happy?

You're moms gonna need company, be a good boy and give me her number

Based, what are you going to do with all the earned good boy points ?

That's only slightly better. You're avoiding the crowd but probably not the virus.

All our food with few exceptions is produced in this country. They aren't going to stop producing food. The supply chain problems are with products/components from outside the country. The TP situation is because chinks ran out and bought it all up to send back to China.

women will always see their children as a non-source fo knowledge, because mothers NEED to see their kids as needing mothers, because kids are the only thing which give a meaning to the life of women, because before having kids,l a woman is just a woman who sleeps around and women really hate to see themselves as sluts. Women can only live if they keep infantilizing their kids, otherwise they just get depressed and fall back to casual sex, which they do post wall with boomer orgies [geezers have high amount of STDs] in their retirement coomunities.

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>multiple Supermarkets
You are corona possitive enjoy your starving vacations

Good job user, saving your family is based.

This must be the greatest case of mass hysteria since Y2K.

nice work broooo

Three weeks ago I told my mom to grab hand sanitizer, alcohol, hand soap, and TP
She yelled at me and called me crazy, but she still did it
The next weekend there was no alcohol, hand sanitizer, or soap to be found within a 25 mile radius and now our wal-mart sells out of TP as soon as it hits the shelves

Just came back from BJs and I had an overweight mexican grandma bend over and her ass exploded in my face. The aromas were sweet and supple.

The first nigger with a Glock is going to kill you, rape everything you protect and take everything else

No confirmed cases in my area but stores are sparse for a lot of things. It's almost like your experience isn't everyone else's.

XD

puta merda essa ignorancia nao da cara

You saved their lives by being a racist in Yas Forums, good job user

my parents unironically think i am a wizard for stocking up like a month ago, haven't figured out what i'm gonna spend my gbp on

My parents just laughed at me 3 weeks ago.

>ITT mommy

>babby ty for saving me - mommy

>I’m the babby

Cool

I just went to Whole Foods in lower Manhattan and it's fully stocked.

I could see small stores having supply disruptions but not Bezos.

Ha! Same. My parents actually listened to me and they've enough supplies to stay in their home for upwards of three months, if necessary. They were able to take their time and buy things they normally use and foods they normally eat, so nothing will go to waste. They slowly built their boogaloo stash. I'm so happy they actually listened to me. They rarely do.

Sold stocks in early Feb. Started stocking up in late Jan and got my family prepped too. Am I a fucking genius? Yes.

Good boy user
Ur in the will now

but will they learn to listen in the future, will the respect really be there?

NICE!! !did she get your tendies?

Should tell them to dump all their physical/digital currency too. Get as many real physical assets as possible because the currencies are all going to inflate soon.

Goodboy goodboy

Milkies

the younger dryas didn't wipe out civilization but oh guys this virus is going to do it this time I swear

Hey orphan, how's the church going

I told my brother, he didn't say anything, probably though I'm a conspiracy idiot. I also told my mother, she laughed it off, which is weird, because she experienced the shortages in the 90s, but I'm pretty sure she has food in the house and cellar.
Oh well.

How many points did you get?

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I had to prep enough for my mom too. She said she would buy stuff when the quarantine started.

He's going to redeem them for extra tendies.

Good job, I did the same for my family. Definitely felt like a weight was lifted when it all came together. We’re set here for seven people for a solid month.

It was going to be only your sister, but now you will have the used car, that your sister doesn't want

>10,000 good boy points have been added to your account
How many tendies you gonna buy with that when this is all over, op?

Used or new?

>The Younger Dryas was a period of rapid cooling in the late Pleistocene 12,800 to 11,500 calendar years ago.
>11k years ago
>civilization
would you be so kind as to name a civilization that existed eleven thousand years ago

you need to be 18 to post here zoomer cuckfag

I do all manhattan, Bronx, Queens. Everything is still full. C-towns, associated, gristedes, stop and shop, whole foods, targets, duane reades, Walgreens. They are all still full.

Here we are also out of sanitizer, and short on tp and carrots.

Get this user a "understands women" certificate, anyone

Atlantis.

>having the stockers and shippers coot all over the products
I hope everyone assumes they dont. Coronachan moves everywhere

>she
you know the rules. poast your mommy's milkies user.

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>tfw texting with crazy mom earlier this week comparing food and ammo supplies along with stepfather wearing latex gloves to pump gas
She might have her faults but knows how to survive.

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WEll, you assholes helped create the panic in the first place.

It says new so new

Why do you communicate with your mother through Tinder.

The idea that trucks will stop delivering pallets and boxes to the loading bays of grocery stores because of this is absurd
The only way food stocks diminish is if the roads are shut which won't happen

They matched.

you are terribly retarded and the worst of all people.

there is no reason to stock up food or toilet paper for the coronavirus pandemic.You don't eat more(likely you'll eat less), you don't shit more, you don't produce less food, you are not significantly avoiding possible infections by clustering all your shopping for te month into one day, especially if everyone is choosing the same day as you. you'd be better off shopping once every 4-5 days wearing a mask and not touching your face until you got home.
you are just creating problems for everyone and the supply chain and likely you'll end up with 50% of the food wasted and rotten, as well as not enjoying fresh veggies.

>would you be so kind as to name a civilization that existed eleven thousand years ago
Beringia.

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Kek

NYC teacher fag here. Schools confirmed open for Monday because we have to feed the niggers, spicks, mudslimes and other various types of chinks/shitskins or else they'll start rioting because the gubamint gives them all their food and they have not a dollar to their name.

Did you not see China using dump trucks and piles of dirt to block roads?

We got 4 months of supplies thanks to my sister and my mother who has a lung condition screams she wants out of the house and buy shit from like 5 stores (some only one item because she is too stupid and stubborn to make any sacrifices to her lifestyle).

I begin to think viruses are justified and necessary.

She will truly hate you when it does turn out to be a nothing burger. Enjoy your good boy points while they last.

>1 month ago WHO telling everyone China's doing a good job; don't worry
>now WHO declares world pandemic
>europe about to be completely quarantined
>north america canceling all large gatherings
>this is somehow Yas Forums's fault

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Food just magically appears on the shelves.