/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2005 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

>Release the Coronavirus via the Intel Management Engine.
*click*

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knew it, fucking CCP
mobile.twitter.com/Onebtcer/status/1238442219717054465

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Basically zero. Viruses don't eliminate species that are spread all over the world on every inhabitable island. That doesn't mean it can't potentially take out a massive chunk of the human population, though.

All boomers shall die, DEUS LO VULT!

>they literally have no idea when this will peak

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Depends. If it is a government shutdown, martial law causing event, it will definitely be one.

short guide on preserving foods in jars:
>buy botteling jars, the ones with a metal snap mechanism and big rubber band
>cook sauce, for example a nice bolognese with lots of carrot celeries and meat
>clean botteling jars and rinse with boiling water for desinfaction, also put the rubber bands in boiling water
>reheat sauce until boiling with bubbles
>fill boiling sauce into botteling jars, immetiadly seal them
>put botteling jars into a big pot, fill pot with water to a level above the top of the botteling jars. depending on the size of your pot you can do 2 to 3 at a time
>boil the water, watch the botteling jars. the jars and their content will now be heated until boiling. in this process the pressure ins
ide the jars will rise until small bubbles are pushed out through the rubberbands. you're done when the jars stop bubbling, which typical
y takes more then an hour. the content is now practicaly sterile and has negative pressure.
>let jars cool down, store in a dark and cool environment

you can do this with all foods that can be heated to this degree. i.e. gulash, soup, stews..
an easy way to test if it worked and also to test if your food is still good: just open the emchanic snap lock.
if it stays closed due to negative pressure it's still good,
if it comes open or even pops open the food started degrading.

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Boomer Remover or Boomer Doomer

RYANAIR: EBOLA? THE VIRUS WILL GET YOU IF YOU'RE NOT PREPARED
>RYANAIR: EBOLA? THE VIRUS WILL GET YOU IF YOU'RE NOT PREPARED

Unless something more happens, WW3 or the like, it's not gonna be an extinction level event.
But still sure it's gonna kill millions by the end of it, crash our economy and put us back a few years.

Population control, jews realized they need to kill off the boomers to fix the economy

your flash is in the way

Not likely but it will absolutely decimate the population

9-year-old in Iran I believe.

>Woah! chinese food and restaurants!
>*gutter oils in your path*
heh nothing personel kid

spam/10

Very unlikely. Would say this is the decade's 9/11 tho. Will set the tone for the decade coming forward, maybe longer.

NUKE CHINA NOW

I repeat:

>BREAKING
BREAKING
>BREAKING

After parts of Tyrol have been put under Lockdown in Austria, they began preparing a Makeshift hospital in vienna

krone.at/2116670

We are so reckt, get out of Vienna fast if you didnt yet

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Spain is kill.
Pray for us.

>85 cases in scotland
>1st death just announced

JUST CLOSE MY UNIVERSITY ALREADY PLS

total fucking mess / 10

>The release was successful. It's time to move to Phase Two; activating the Coronavirus. Set the 5G towers to 68.67GHz.
*click*

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only if u post bitties

You have to be an idiot to think this could even come close to extinction

REMINDER: NO SHAKING HANDS

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How long would a meat sauce actually last like this?

0, viruses will hit a saturation point and won't be able to get everyone.

Angela Merkel:

"Wir sind gewillt, (...) alles zu tun, was notwendig ist, alles zu tun, was Deutschland braucht, damit wir durch diese Krise möglichst gut hindurchkommen."

"We are willing (...) to do everything that is necessary, to do everything that Germany needs, so that we can get through this crisis as well as possible"

LOCKDOWN INCOMING SOON

Bundeskanzlerin Angela Merkel

zeit.de/wissen/gesundheit/2020-03/corona-pandemie-virus-covid-19-ausbreitung-live-blog
WHERE IS MY LOCKDOWN?

WHEN?

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Only happeningfags will tell you this is the end. Thousands of people have beaten the virus, China is on the recovery path now and the rest of us will be in the coming months.

Blancka es la’rgebtina.

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The US and European governments and media are actively defending the disease spreading Chinese

youtube.com/watch?v=QI-9v-TdshU
youtube.com/watch?v=gsp691RCGRU

"As Coronavirus Spreads, Racism And Xenophobia Are Too"
>npr.org/2020/03/09/813700167/as-coronavirus-spreads-racism-and-xenophobia-are-too

"Coronavirus fears fuel racism and hostility, say British-Chinese "
>theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/01/coronavirus-weaponised-way-to-be-openly-racist

Why do white people horde toiler paper? Just use a bidet bro lol

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What happened brother?

>hilarity ensues

Scotland user here too, my uni is going to close down

Not only boomers.
Young healthy people in critical condition too.

this is the power of chinese shit-posting,
amazing. maybe the democrats are right, maybe people are too dumb to think for themselves

*coof* *coof*

Retarded question:
Is buying water even necessary outside of an apocalyptic scenario? A bunch of faggot oldies dying isn't exactly news in my town.

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I pray you faggot lovers get the divine punishment you deserve and die as painfully as physically possible.

Nope Boris said you have to catch the disease.

This virus is pure eugenics, if you are a hyperborian king you don't need to be afraid, divine purge

As of today, there are a TOTAL of:

9280 CASES AND 980 DEATHS
>9280 CASES AND 980 DEATHS
9280 CASES AND 980 DEATHS
>9280 CASES AND 980 DEATHS
9280 CASES AND 980 DEATHS
>9280 CASES AND 980 DEATHS

IN LOMBARDY REGION ONLY
>IN LOMBARDY REGION ONLY

lispa.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/637ec3dc28ec4ea591cc5c724f127701

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thank you! cowowowna chan!

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they want the masks

I'm getting real fuckin' fed up with this shit

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just dont go retard thats what im doing

>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade your homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.

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>bulgaria had emergency coronavirus HQ since 10th January
>closed all schools and started disinfecting public transport 4 times a day before we had a single case
>after 20 cases closed everything and declared national emergency
>banning travel to affected countries
>pledging all national resources to fight this
>already had hundreds of thousands of masks ordered, now ordering respiratory apparatus thingies
>biggest number of available beds in hospitals, government ordered all hospitals to produce plans to double them within 24 hours
>minister of food has spent 2 months tracing our supplies and increasing resilence, declares we have 1 year worth of fish, 1 year worth of vegetables, 1 year worth of bread, can be lengthened to 2 years if needed IF THERE IS NO HARVEST AT ALL
>everyone was already shutting themselves off weeks ago because we hate each other
>today huge, huge traffic of people living the cities to fuck off to remote rural places

Feels good to be Bulgarian all of a sudden

>tfw my buddy works at a pharmacy in Madrid

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Are you a roastie?

This is so boring to watch WHO i'm going to watch infowars

based truchas

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Checked Trips of Truth

RYANAIR: NOT JUDGING COUNTRIES ABOUT GOOD OR BAD RESPONSES
>RYANAIR: NOT JUDGING COUNTRIES ABOUT GOOD OR BAD RESPONSES

it took Tedros one day to say WELL EUROPE IS AN EPICENTRE OF PANDEMIC NOW
what a fucking nigger

I don't think they will just remove tap water if the virus isn't going to kill like 50% of humanity

Love to see a third world shithole handling a global catastrophe better than my nation

Water is a lower priority than food right now. Even at its worst Wuhan never lost utilities.

TESTING IS POINTLESS
MILLIONS HAVE IT
IT IS TOO LATE FOR CONTAINMENT
WE MUST FLATTEN THE CURVE

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We ll be worse than Italy.
Goberment declare emergency state todo late

City with biggest number cases(Madrid) still isn't lockdown and Madrid people run away from Madrid, Whole Spain will be infected next week.

Government is still in deny as just a flu.

Redpill me on Bill Gates an Corona

if it gets bad enough to shut down water supplies i'd assume i'm dead anyway

When the bodies pile and up and taint your oocal water supply, it will be

So what's the latest happening in Canada, fellow canucks?

>lispa.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/637ec3dc28ec4ea591cc5c724f127701
Over 10% CFR. Yas Forums was right again, when healthcare got overwhelmed deaths skyrocketed

>At Uni
>In shared accommodation (4 per house)
>American housemate flies 5 friends over from usa
>French/African housemate bringing friends over all the time
>me and a fellow incel self isolating on the bottom floor
And as if that wasn't bad enough
>Cleaners come once a month
>Think this is a good thing
>Wake up this morning *COOF COOF COOF*
>Cleaner is coughing hard all over the house, ALL OVER MY FOOD STASH IN THE CLEANING CUPBOARD
> Literally says "*coof* Oh ya i was coughin in the carr and Josey was covering herself with a scalf sayin 'i dont wanna get the corona virus' and i hit her and i coughed on my hand and put it on her *coof coof*"

Well its been nice knowing you anons, don't really wanna leave the room as i know ill get sick as soon as i go to the kitchen.
On top of this my dad has a coof back in my home village.
We're all doomed

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do russians want soviet union to become again.

It's a Nothingburger. Stop hyping up the coming epidemic to intimidate your family. You sound like a lunatic and scare your loved ones. please. Your family is very worried. Please take medicine to calm yourself down. If you swallow the pill, you will not regret it. You have to calm down and not fall into crisis.

Things are under control. We need to relax and enjoy life, shall we? You worry that the virus is meaningless to your loved ones, they will be as crazy as you. Just like the Ebola virus, nothing happened. For your family, please calm down. You're talking nonsense. We are all safe. Your friends and family are scared. It's time to calm down. do you understand?

You need to listen. You make people worry. You are intimidating your entire family, friends and neighbors. You must relax. China has a cure. People are recovering. Calm down now. Consider your loved ones. You are scaring them, why? Yas Forums rumors? It's time to calm down. It's going to be okay.

Amerifat Shart-inna-marts aren't "the healthy young"

>I can still feel my lost lungs..
>Boss... we need to nuke China... not for containment... but for revenge.

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>Pakistan
>giving advice about shit related hygiene.

Shut up literal retard.

They sent an email out to all students earlier saying "just wash your hands bro, it's all good". My class yesterday had 30% attendance

Slavs been through every cataclysm imaginable, this is piece of cake

the soviets would hav e respond ed mu ch faster

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He warned against this and said he was gonna help but when shit actually hit the fan he escaped to his rich man bunker up in the mountains

Based L4Dchad

My uni closed classes today. It really is happening, isn't it?

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Based. I'm very jealous.

their sound quality is trash, where did all the money go

no

based.

I work in Emergency Management in the US and getting people to take this seriously has been a constant uphill battle. In the time Hospitals, Fire, EMS and police agencies should have been stockpiling, relocating staff and preparing otherwise, they instead were joking on facebook about drinking Corona and the Walking Dead.

It's honestly an embarassment. Now that all hell broke loose in italy, everyone all of a sudden cares.

>this is what Anglos actually believe

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We do this every winter in Bulgaria for jams and shit, lasts a year or two

Piece of shit/10

Unis are closing, flatting the curve is not working

Yeah, it seems like this is what they wanted

Coronaloo

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How fucked is Iran right now? News coming out of there is being tightly controlled and more than half their parliament already tested positive for Corona

Thanks, just coofed twice.

This is some real dumb thinking, you can live more than 3 days without food. If water is tainted, or watertowers taken out, you're fucked.
This is how wars were fought in the past, controlling water sources if the enemy holes up inside a fort.

The only country he can't talk shit about is China. Everybody else is fair game. He gets bonus points for making USA look bad

No conceivable way for this to be the end. If anything, it'll drastically change the political and social landscape. Bad things could happen if China feels the US is weak.

tedros has huge nostrils if you know what i mean

holy fuck i think i just found a new fetish thanks user

Medical professionals in the Netherlands admit below-50s struggle on intensive care.

nos.nl/nieuwsuur/artikel/2326992-vooral-50-minners-op-de-ic-die-gaan-bij-griep-ook-het-hardst-onderuit.html

>those replies
I want newfags out.

Is this real

get water for 2 weeks
there could be a short term fail!

and it takes time and skill to fix something like that

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Utilities have all activated their emergency plans. We’re good for at least a month after shit hits the fan here.

Damn thats based

I have a dry cough lads. My retarded boomer parents have killed me.

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Belarus +6
eng.belta.by/society/view/coronavirus-cases-keep-rising-in-belarus-128974-2020/

Thinking for yourself is for assholes. Not-thinking for yourself is for assholes. Not-thinking period is the answer to life. Live by instinct, because humans are naught but animals, after all.