/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2004 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

short guide on preserving foods in jars:
>buy botteling jars, the ones with a metal snap mechanism and big rubber band
>cook sauce, for example a nice bolognese with lots of carrot celeries and meat
>clean botteling jars and rinse with boiling water for desinfaction, also put the rubber bands in boiling water
>reheat sauce until boiling with bubbles
>fill boiling sauce into botteling jars, immetiadly seal them
>put botteling jars into a big pot, fill pot with water to a level above the top of the botteling jars. depending on the size of your pot you can do 2 to 3 at a time
>boil the water, watch the botteling jars. the jars and their content will now be heated until boiling. in this process the pressure ins
ide the jars will rise until small bubbles are pushed out through the rubberbands. you're done when the jars stop bubbling, which typical
y takes more then an hour. the content is now practicaly sterile and has negative pressure.
>let jars cool down, store in a dark and cool environment

you can do this with all foods that can be heated to this degree. i.e. gulash, soup, stews..
an easy way to test if it worked and also to test if your food is still good: just open the emchanic snap lock.
if it stays closed due to negative pressure it's still good,
if it comes open or even pops open the food started degrading.

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POO IN THE WHO: EVERY COUNTRY MUST COPE WITH LARGE NUMBER OF PATIENTS
>POO IN THE WHO: EVERY COUNTRY MUST COPE WITH LARGE NUMBER OF PATIENTS

>President Trump will declare a national emergency over the Coronavirus this afternoon, invoking the Stafford Act to open up $40 billion in federal aid.
twitter.com/GretaLWall/status/1238486148739002369

>Ive been diagnosed, welp.
got any proof?

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Fuck that start coofing on people.

The fire rises

You can probably ad a 0 or two on how many infected there are in sweden.

4x peoples i know got infected yesterday, all from seperate workplacess

>until tomorrow
the gas waggon is on its way
RIP

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The fluffers.

no one whos claimed to be infected has proof

def a glownigger

tell us more, and PLEASE be honest. No one's come forth like that on /cvg/, I want it to be credible

This is set up, it's so fucking obvious that this is planned

The souls of the dead

That's the real one Sven, the earlier link was fake

What's your WuFlu vidya?

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When the common american (Goblinus vulgaris) is put in stressful situations, such as receiving a 500000 dollar bill for 0.1% a single saline solution injection or nothingburger airborne AIDS pandemic he instinctively sharts as a way to keep predators at bay and obtain extra propulsion to escape danger.
Toilet paper has been observed to be commonly used in such situations as a means to wipe the shart accumulated in the pants as to keep the anal route open to perform quick consecutive shart propulsions.
Toilet paper is also believed to be tucked as an anal plug to contain naturally occurring shart emissions and increase pressure for stronger explosive shart propulsions.
Use of toilet-paper-enhanced shart propulsion in tandem with scooter-dependent locomotion has been suggested to give advantages in reaching cheap fat-rich products faster than lighter weight human competitors, increasing overall fitness. Sharting capability is thus a factor under heavy pressure of natural selection and a good candidate for studies on G. vulgaris speciation.
More research in transcriptomics of G. vulgaris is needed to understand patterns of differential gene expression leading to the markedly increased tendency towards toilet paper hoarding when compared to human beings. Understanding said patterns may help establish the point of divergence between modern humans and G. vulgaris, which has puzzled evolutionary biologists for decades.

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Mate...

Anal prolapse kills more daily than this nothing hamberder has killed total

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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 12.03.

>566 NEW INFECTIONS:
>3311 TOTAL INFECTIONS +20,62%
>1 NEW DEATH:
>7 TOTAL DEATHS +16,67%
last update: 13.03. 15:00 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>RKI reports:
+798 = 2365 cases
updated: 12.03. 14:00 GMT

>7 DEAD (13.03.)
woman, 89, NRW, 03.03.: accute diarhea, low bloodpressure, pneumonia, tested, ICU, 09.03.: lung failure
man, 78, NRW, diabetis, heart condition, 09.03.: heart failure
man, 73, NRW, severe comorbidity, pneumonia, 11.03.: lung failure
man, 67, BaWü, tested post mortem, 12.03.
man, 80, Bayern, comorbidity, 12.03.
woman, 78, NRW, 12.03.
man, 80, BaWü, 13.03.

>german virologist: total cases represent data from 10 days ago

>DOG IN QUARANTINE NOT INFECTED
Welt reports: "dog of a patient in hongkong does not carry the virus"

>13.03.
RKI appeals to all citizens to reduce social contacts.
Minister of transport appeals to all citizens to reduce travel.
Ministry of health reports: 23 patients in ICU, hospitals must preapare for more and set up teams of specialists for intensive care.

Minister of economy does not preclude temporary state envolvement in strategical important companies.
Minister of work Hubertus Heil tested negative
Minister of economy and minister of finance: "We are going to help companies with tax cuts."
Second member of german parliament infected (both FDP). "I got infected, allthough I followed hygene-recommendations."
Bundeswehr buiys medical supplies; 300000 masks disinfectant and more protective gear, to supply doctors offices.
Heinsberg asks Bundeswehr for help, testing capacity reached.
Federal Police: Border security increased, stricter controls.
Berlin: Foodbanks for the poor closing, health of workers has priority.
Lieferando to drop delivered food at doorstep.

UN-headquarter NY: phillipine diplomat infected, attended council of UN on monday
China sends masks, ventilators and experts to Itlay

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

previous posts:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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>C O P E WITH NUMBERS HIGHER THAN CHINA AT IT'S HIGHEST
>C O P E WITH NUMBERS HIGHER THAN CHINA AT IT'S HIGHEST
>C O P E WITH NUMBERS HIGHER THAN CHINA AT IT'S HIGHEST

Go to china town and return the favour

Norway number 2 most cases per million

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justice is justice

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Denmark up to 801

DAILY REMINDER THIS IS FAKE NEWS

PELOSI CRASHED THE MARKET ON PURPOSE

DONT BELIEVE (((HER))) LIES

>dis disis
wtf this nigger forgot how to spell disease?
was it always like that or is he getting worse

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where is france

2 week self-quarantine suggestion from Trump. Screenshot this

>MEASURES TAKEN IN GERMANY (13.03.)

RKI appeals to all citizens to reduce social contacts.
Minister of transport appeals to all citizens to reduce travel to the absolute necessary.

Bochum cancels all events until 20.4.
Stuttgart: All clubs, bars, etc. closed
Hannover: No more visitors in hospitals.

Various big german cities close public institutions.
Lots of infected areas already did so.

Baden-Württemberg: Schools and day cares close 17.03.
Bayern: Schools and day cares close 16.03., no visitors in hospitals and retirement homes
Berlin: Schools close gradually 16.03. and reduction of public transport
Bremen: Schools and day cares close 16.03.
Hamburg: Schools close 16.03.
Hessen: Schools close 16.03.
Niedersachsen: Schools and day cares close 16.03.
Nordrhein-Westfalen: Schools and day-cares close 18.03., visitoers to hospitals restricted.
Rheinland-Pfelz: Schools and day cares close 16.03.
Saarland: Schools and day cares close 16.03.
Sachsen: Schools and day cares close gradually 16.03.
Sachsen-Anhalt: Schools and day cares close 16.03.
Schleswig-Holstein: Schools and day cares close 16.03.
Thüringen: Schools and day cares close 17.03.

Schools and day cares closed will open after easter holidays, for now.

2,7 million under age will with both parents working full time.
5,2 million under age with 1 parent working fulltime and the other half time.
Closing of schools will be difficult for some families.

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yeah need a timestamp of the aussie choking on lungcum with timestamp. STAT.

>saw haileys comet
>saw y2k panic
>saw 9/11
>saw SARS 2003
>saw the financial collapse of 08
>lived through 2012
>laughed at Ebola
>memed a president into office
>mfw currently living through the 100 years plauge

All who doubt this is happening are wrong and those who spread disinfo deseve the painful death that will result in such, nothing burger shills die first

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>NSW Health told me to self isolate until tomorrow
They're coming for you
get out and start coofing everywhere

You aren't even testing anymore, you've given up a long time ago.

What world leaders do you think already have Wuhan Flu?

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>gib moneys
How quaint

"I've been in intensive care for years, but now it's different. Tonight I accosted an elderly patient. We just gave him the ventilator. He looked around scared. I bent down and he whispered "So it's true? I'm critical?" I crossed his sheepish look and I understood that this time I had no answers for him".
"You know what's the most tragic feeling about this? Seeing patients die alone, listening to them beg to say goodbye to their children and their grandkids to you. Covid-19 patients come in alone, no parent can assist them and when they're about to go they realize it. They're alert, they're not narcoleptic. It's as if they're drowning, but with all the time to realize they're doing so. My last one happened tonight. She was a grandma, wanted to see her granddaughter. I whipped up my phone and I video called her. I've got a long list of video calls. I call it the goodbye list. I hope they give us mini iPads, three or four would suffice, so they don't die alone" said Dr. Francesca Cortellaro.
Carlo Serini

IF YOU KNOW ANY SKEPTICS REPOST THIS TO THEM
THEY MUST UNDERSTAND THE SEVERITY

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Suspicions confirmed.

Tedros right in line with the CCP narrative.

mobile.twitter.com/Onebtcer/status/1238442219717054465

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>WHO livestream
>fag starts splitting
everytime

So now we know America did it, what’s next?

Now with added cerveza

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>Sensitizer.

FIRST 2 CASES IN VENEZUELA
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
aa.com.tr/en/americas/first-2-coronavirus-cases-confirmed-in-venezuela/1765352
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>FIRST 2 CASES CONFIRMED IN VENEZUELA

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What did he mean by this?

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POO IN THE WHO: FUND OPENED, PLEASE GIB
>POO IN THE WHO: FUND OPENED, PLEASE GIB

No more NO2 emissions in Italy
>No more NO2 emissions in Italy
No more NO2 emissions in Italy
>No more NO2 emissions in Italy
No more NO2 emissions in Italy
>No more NO2 emissions in Italy
No more NO2 emissions in Italy
>No more NO2 emissions in Italy
No more NO2 emissions in Italy
>No more NO2 emissions in Italy
No more NO2 emissions in Italy
>No more NO2 emissions in Italy
No more NO2 emissions in Italy
>No more NO2 emissions in Italy
No more NO2 emissions in Italy
>No more NO2 emissions in Italy
No more NO2 emissions in Italy
>No more NO2 emissions in Italy
No more NO2 emissions in Italy
>No more NO2 emissions in Italy
No more NO2 emissions in Italy
>No more NO2 emissions in Italy
No more NO2 emissions in Italy
>No more NO2 emissions in Italy
No more NO2 emissions in Italy

AHAHHAHAAAHHA
The decline in NO2 emissions over the #PoValley is particularly evident.

twitter.com/i/status/1238477728539648001

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You arrogant western white trush and your parents will die of covid-19 because you people ignore the warn of China for 2 months.
Are you confident in your hospitals? Now just appreciate the collapse of medical system of your country.
Your country has even announced that "no test, so no new case".
Wow, what a such smart country! If they do, maybe the medical system won't collapse?
Cheer for your gov!

Yea, u cant even call to report it in, all phonelines are overloaded
u dont even get into the phone queue

DEM PANIC

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dump it.

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THEY'RE BEGGING FOR MONEY

Fuck off Chang, nobody is buying your bullshit

I bet their whole "getting back to work" thing is a massive psyop. I haven't heard a peep from Wuhan or any other province returning to full working power, if at all.

When is Yas Forums going to come out and admit that they were emotionally swayed by fake news videos on twitter and hyperbolic death figures from /cvg/tards into thinking this nothingburger was anything significant?

There are what, several thousand corona related threads made up to this point? Embarrassing. Get a life schizos, China, Italy, and all other countries have it under control. There is no need to panic, no need to stock up. The only reason why people here seem to be so obsessed with this nothingburger is probably because they hope this will deliver them from their own misery and give them a sense of meaning in the world that has rejected them for their indolence and parochial mentality.

This is a sad reflection of what this place ultimately constitutes - a pathetic circlejerk filled with crass, petulant manchildren endlessly wallowing in self-pity and desperately hoping for something that's going to lift them from their existential malaise even if it means the rest of the world plunging into pure chaos and anarchy. You're not wholesome people, you're not reasonable people, you, simply put, are monsters. I find it virtually inconceivable some people choose to predicate their entire existence exclusively on schadenfreude and unbridled hatred, this is pure doom porn.

No, China is not responsible for releasing a bioweapon. No, nobody is covering up anything. No, elites haven't set out to reduce human population. No, nobody is out there to get you. All of this is just a reflection of your coarse, primitive personality and your morbid yearning for mayhem and omnipresent destruction with no regard for morals or tolerance. Frankly speaking, I feel sorry for your pathetic lot and your lamentable condition. Stop spreading panic and wreaking havoc through your contemptible fearmongering.

It's okay to admit you were wrong. Come to terms with the nature of your fallibility and move on with your lives.

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You sir are a fucking genius

bravo

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Trump declares national emergency at 3pm today. He literally said that’s what the topic is.

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you started it

>panic and drop smoking 2 weeks ago, also take 10 mg of vitamin C powder a day
aside from the constant cravings, I haven't felt better in the past 12 years
thanks corona!

POO IN THE WHO: THANKS TO GOOGLE AND FACEBOOK, NOW YOU GIB
>POO IN THE WHO: THANKS TO GOOGLE AND FACEBOOK, NOW YOU GIB

Shut up you chinky wanker

Belgium Shutdown
brusselstimes.com/all-news/business/100141/hospitality-sector-predicts-a-catastrophe-from-shutdown-horeca-restaurants-bars-closure-emergency/

Cue happening reaction meme faces

DOES OR DOES NOT BOLSONARO HAVE VIRUS???

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Damn i love this pasta. So comfy 10/10.

>you people ignore the warn of China
Chinks brought it

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>"I need to quit my job"

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TAIWAN NUMBAH WAHN
CHINA NUMBAH FOR

CORONACHAN STOP THIS IS NOT FUN ANYMORE
PLEASE I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

Mother of god what a fucking mess, this is a fucking joke

>the audio
YOU FUCKING NIGGERS STILL HAVENT FIGURED IT OUT

>Everyone should test everyone else
>No, the health of the world is not the responsibility of the World Health Organisation
>GIB

The state of TeddyGhebbyJesus

Lmao

TO DO:

travel to israel and africa in general

>this fucking echo

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Enjoy the FEMA camp, user!

REMEMBER CUM IS THE CURE
>REMEMBER CUM IS THE CURE

REMEMBER CUM IS THE CURE
>REMEMBER CUM IS THE CURE

REMEMBER CUM IS THE CURE
>REMEMBER CUM IS THE CURE

REMEMBER CUM IS THE CURE
>REMEMBER CUM IS THE CURE

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... the fuck is this? they burning bodies now too?

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RIP.
Commmies and Corona-chan, hell of a one-two punch.

GIV MI MUNEH

Chinks brought it

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yawn. more people die from peanut allergies each year.

But user we haven't even truly begun

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Looks like we're not going to be alone. You're welcome toreros

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>BREAKING
BREAKING
>BREAKING

After parts of Tyrol have been put under Lockdown in Austria, they began preparing a Makeshift hospital in vienna

krone.at/2116670

We are so reckt, get out of Vienna fast if you didnt yet

Poland +4. All in Warsaw capital city.

We have now 68 cases.

>asian jew posting intensifies

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>buy
too late bro
don't go out or order anything

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Based

These retards are just spouting shit anyone knows.

is this some new pasta of some kind?
pretty tasty if it is.

Faggot

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Hey English, what will your gov do? Tens of millions of people are infected to gain "group immunity"?
Congratulations for you!

*COOFS*

GREAT!
honestly congratulations for stopping smoking

I have 2 extra weeks vacation

love it right now

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE OLD PEOPLE ARE AN EXPENSIVE LUXURY. NOT ONLY DO WE HAVE TO PAY THEIR PENSIONS FOR EVER THEY'RE LITERALLY CAUSING TOTAL FINANCIAL AND ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.
FUCK OLD PEOPLE!!!!

>memeflag

Kill yourself.
You too. Didn't read btw.

THEY'RE COOFING

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>No USA brought it, nooooo

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Link source when giving updates

UK local and mayoral elections postponed to 2021

theguardian.com/world/live/2020/mar/13/coronavirus-live-updates-uk-us-australia-italy-europe-school-shutdown-share-markets-sport-events-cancelled-latest-update-news

>COUGH COUGH

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>BREAKING: Louisiana will postpone next month’s Presidential Preference Primary due to coronavirus concerns.
it begins

luckily i made these arround first week of january :)
and i got 12 more jars

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The whole planet should fucking nuke your dystopian shithole

I repeat:

>BREAKING
BREAKING
>BREAKING

After parts of Tyrol have been put under Lockdown in Austria, they began preparing a Makeshift hospital in vienna

krone.at/2116670

We are so reckt, get out of Vienna fast if you didnt yet

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>coofing on stream

I tried to warn people but the attitude was "it won't happen in the west". Then when it happened in Italy they all changed to "it won't happen here". Now people are buying five years worth of toilet paper like chickens with their heads cut off. I can't really fault you for gloating; taken as a whole, we're fucking idiots.

no, your economy is DEAD DEAD DEAD

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"We will start getting prepared for the possible closure of campuses until further notice."

Nice. Looks like I can isolate myself instead of catching coronavirus on campus

>warn of china
“everything’s is under control” isn’t a warning filthy insect

yea fuck em!! let em rot!
The economy will go up UP UP afterwards!

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Coronavirus is our friend, we should carry on as normal.

Let the boomers and the old people who sold us out get sick, they want to continue the destruction of the environment so they can retire and be dead before the consequences arrive.

They sold us out to immigration, they sent our industry offshore, they red-taped the property market so we can't buy houses.

Join team coronavirus, we will get sick and lie in bed, they'll get sick and lie in the ground.

Generational warfare.

Long live Corona-Chan!

RYANAIR: SOCIAL DISTANCE WILL NOT STOP THE PANDEMIC
>RYANAIR: SOCIAL DISTANCE WILL NOT STOP THE PANDEMIC

Unironically based

that coof sounds a little dry
kek

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>coofers
They'll get what they deserve now

TEDROS KEEPS COUGHING

Don't talk to him, you'll catch it too

You k ow what you must do, go to gay clubs and synogogues

the guy's eyes said it all lmao

Fuck Bolsonaro.

Switzerland just got QUARANTINED

Always so smart to warn people to give them time to leave.

All this coughing, jesus fucking christ.

Come on bitch
You can't do it, and your parents will die of covid-19

>that heavy coughing
Ok that's enough I feel like I'm getting sick through my headphones

>CRASHED THE MARKET ON PURPOSE

that's actually possible.
we all know the markets will crash like every 100 years for some reasons.
Maybe they knew this would happen anyways and released nCOV on purpose.

so they don't have to hide the flawed finance system by starting wars.
This time business travelers will be the tanks and tourists the infantry

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LOCKDOWN STARTING NOW
>LOCKDOWN STARTING NOW

I can't wait to see a real heaven full of stars at night.

Kys faggot

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España delenda est.

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im irish you colourblind kraut

>teddy infected
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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just wash ur hands bro

>get out of Vienna fast
im a poorfag so i cant, also some of us need to stay behind to retake the wastes for our people

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if trump announces an emergency, i am IMMEDIATELY going to the store and buying everything i can one final time

IS THIS A SMART IDEA? or is it too risky to get contaminated?

i have 3 weeks supply of food already, but if he declares a nat emergency OR shuts down all air travel.....

i need more.

any tips lads?

NOTES:
>i am healthy non immunocomped
>live in NJ
>i live alone

>tfw you realize rural people are going to rule the earth

twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1238490282385080322 he doesnt

all of it?

proofs ?

Please add to Bayern:
All universities to delay the summer semester till 20th April.

source:
stmwk.bayern.de/allgemein/meldung/6473/vorlesungsbeginn-im-sommersemester-2020-an-staatlichen-hochschulen-fuer-angewandte-wissenschaften-technischen-hochschulen-und-kunst-musikhochschulen-in-bayern-auf-den-20-april-verschoben.html

NEW:
Museen, Sammlungen, Archive und Bibliotheken des Freistaats Bayern schließen vorsorglich ab Samstag, 14. März, bis zum 20. April für den Publikumsverkehr

Museum, libraries, archives, closed from 14 March to 20th April

stmwk.bayern.de/allgemein/meldung/6476/museen-sammlungen-archive-und-bibliotheken-des-freistaats-bayern-schliessen-vorsorglich-ab-samstag-14-maerz-bis-zum-20-april-fuer-den-publikumsverkehr.html

>Goverment can't escape to Romania/London this time.
KEK

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Not yet

reminder its 100% reinfection, and thus 100% mortality

>all four quarantined doctors were reinfected during continuous quarantine
>the virus invades nerves in the same manner as HSV (herpes), which indicates to me that full recovery is impossible

The virus attacks CD4 immune cells, in the same manner as HIV, the body is unable to develop immunity. Reinfection is just as deadly, perhaps moreso, and inevitable. Heart damage continues, and will be lethal.

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it's time to infect degenerates, you dumbfuck

>EVERY PERSON IN THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW THE SYMPTOMS OF COVID19
>EVERY PERSON IN THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW THE SYMPTOMS OF COVID19
>EVERY PERSON IN THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW THE SYMPTOMS OF COVID19
>EVERY PERSON IN THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW THE SYMPTOMS OF COVID19

What does this mean, doc?

Stranded leaf here, coronavirus meeting cancelled due to coronavirus.

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It's hilarious

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