/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2004 - BRAZIL IS WHITE AFTER ALL EDITIONS

You can probably ad a 0 or two on how many infected there are in sweden.

4x peoples i know got infected yesterday, all from seperate workplaces

REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD

WHO completely and literally fucking useless in this day and age

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TRUMP TO DECLARE NATIONAL EMERGENCY TO SPEED VIRUS RESPONSE

President Trump will declare a national emergency over the Coronavirus this afternoon, invoking the Stafford Act to open up $40 billion in federal aid.

Some fucking retard is coofing in the background of the WHO briefing.

We're doomed.

CoD MW Warzone is way more fun than I expected it would be

ITS FUCKING HERE IMSO FUCKED
HOW DID IT EVEN GET HERE?! LITERALLY NO ONE LIKES ALABAMA

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This is set up, it's so fucking obvious that this is planned

What world leaders do you think already have Kung Flu?

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actual thread

Norway just passed South Korea for most cases per million

Suspicions confirmed

Tedros right in line with the CCP narrative.

mobile.twitter.com/Onebtcer/status/1238442219717054465

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Based Bolsonaro already surviving 2 assassination attempts from filthy commies

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if trump announces an emergency, i am IMMEDIATELY going to the store and buying everything i can one final time

IS THIS A SMART IDEA? or is it too risky to get contaminated?

i have 3 weeks supply of food already, but if he declares a nat emergency OR shuts down all air travel.....

i need more.

any tips lads?

NOTES:
>i am healthy non immunocomped
>live in NJ
>i live alone

Jesus christ these threads move fast ever since they suspended niggerball and tom hanks tested positive.

How many cases in pretogal?

The Division, only the first one because the second blows donkey dicks.

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I unironically do this every day when commuting home
Still hold my breath when I'm in tunnels
Coof-free here

No more NO2 emissions in Italy
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AHAHHAHAAAHHA
The decline in NO2 emissions over the #PoValley is particularly evident.

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STOP THIS IS NOT FUN ANYMORE
PLEASE I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

Switzerland and Luxembourg become the latest European countries to close their schools

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Black Science Mang 2.0?

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So is the CDC and most of the government's. I just hope people can actually open their eyes and see that all that safety, that they exchanged their freedoms for, is a fucking illusion, shattered quickly by a virus that the same governments allowed to be developed and even encouraged.

Games I reinstalled recently in case the internet goes down.

>Elder Scrolls Oblivion
>Fallout New Vegas
>Witcher 3
>Divinity Original Sin 2

As you can see, I really like RPGs.

Serious question: what will this change? Nothing.

>HE SAID TO BUY GUNS

>HE SAID TO BUY GUNS

>HE SAID TO BUY GUNS

>HE SAID TO BUY GUNS

>HE SAID TO BUY GUNS

Lel security guard said someome tried to get their welfare with a gas mask

cultist simulator is quite goodas a time killer

You forgot an important part of the test: you must put a bag over your head before holding your breath or else it won't work

4 new cases in colombia.

She's kind of a slut, user

13 total

What a fucking mess of a stream

Plague Inc

Of course. Has anyone have current pollution maps from China? All I've seen are the February ones. It's not to say that they aren't running empty factories but it's something.

>Switzerland and Luxembourg become the latest European countries to close their schools

Well that's a bit on the late side.

They share videos of supermarkets with queues out the door and empty shelves and they joke about it. Also share stats and charts from reddit that clearly show the rapid spread of this pandemic.
But they won't put 2 plus 2 together and figure out they are in danger. They will need to have a family member die before they wake up it seems.

And I'm the crazy one for having a few spare bags of pasta.

no console anymore else i would try ff7r for it to only send me into a state of rage in how faggy it is because of how weak society has gotten and then realise it's all ending

heh

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How are you guys functioning on a day to day basis knowing you could die at any moment, i went to the airport just to seal my fate, i have a strong urge to flee the city, been here since january

CAUDILHO IMORTAL

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE OLD PEOPLE ARE AN EXPENSIVE LUXURY. NOT ONLY DO WE HAVE TO PAY THEIR PENSIONS FOR EVER THEY'RE LITERALLY CAUSING TOTAL FINANCIAL AND ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.
FUCK OLD PEOPLE!!!!

The Guardian should be deplatformed for spreading fake news

>open thread to see tom hanks in background
>not tom hanks
>just some nonwhite with weird shit on his chin
>close thread

Oblivion. I am rocking a battle priest. I also have CK2 installed

Convince me that it is the end of civilization.

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I'm in NYC, panic is everywhere.

Best I can do is protect myself and my family.

I saw deaths in the US, in late Jan, and went and bought 60 days of supplies. Wife and I are prepped and ready.

WHO conference

pscp.tv/w/cTpV4DFEWUVYa3ZOV0F5amd8MXZPR3dvUERwUlBHQqLgNN-4tMKtAp-yCOZzI1c4Ou49EYStVA19g4xbp5H4

IntelDoge as well
Him and Gleenwald were the first to spam the article on twitter, Gleenwald went a lil bit further and circle-jerked the news in The Guardian, causing the current shitshow

that's awful noooo

Every single AoE 2 campaign on hard

>BREAKING
BREAKING
>BREAKING

After parts of Tyrol have been put under Lockdown in Austria, they began preparing a Makeshift hospital in vienna

krone.at/2116670

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I am a simple man with simple pleasures
chess.com
and 2048

Just did it. I been feeling kinda sick but I held breath felt tingle but no coofing. Am i safe?

>Makeshift hospital

It's like wartime conditions... Every country will eventually have to do triage when they run low on supplies. That means only people near death will be treated and no old people.

Your economy is dead
on the other hand they are not burining bodies like china did

:)

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Crusader kangz 2
Doom immortal soon

oi are your boobies too heavy? let me hold em for a while

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Stabbed over the last case of water

twitter.com/DanielNewman/status/1238326297367121920

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Dude you've posted similar shit at least a dozen times, the time to stop going outside was weeks ago

British Airways to ground aircraft, cut staff to tackle unprecedented crisis

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Also re2 remake

no it's a fucking stupid idea. go now, then return for maintenance trips.

do not get in a group of panicking scared people. look at my post above:
that's not even taking in to account the transmission risk while you stand in line for 30 minutes just to ENTER never mind checking out.

it's niggers isn't it?

Louisiana postpones Democratic primary over coronavirus, the first state to do so

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this, I see all the people panic buying here in my city, I just think those people are the retards that make the whole disease surge into new heights.

Shit isn't even low yet. Stores are still being restocked. You'll see WAY more of this next month.

all it takes is some stupid teenage clerk bringing out the last pack of bleach wipes for a stampede to break out.

WOMAN CONTRACTS CORONAVIRUS AFTER CONTACT WITH MAN WHO WANTED TO 'SPREAD' IT

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Friendly reminder that Covid19 is fake, doctors literally just pick people with a respiratory disease and tell them they have it.

>hockey season on hold
>leafs immediately focus on curing and creating vaccine
apparently we've found the only thing that makes a leaf snap

>oh yeah spread it .jpg

nlhe

Final Fantasy 7 (the original, not that garbage remake)

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Germany is ready to give up to 550 billion euros to german companies to help them go through the nothingburger crisis

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

isn't sams club one of those membership supermarkets, wouldn't they have more water in stock

You guys always asking for a happening her you go

RUN ON THE STORES HAS BEGUN

Yesterday I made a post on my uni's fb anonymous confessions page regarding the threat of Covid-19 and it's dangers along with links from the pastebin to back up my claims after I found out some of my friends would be reacting with their relatives who flew in from SK, France, Germany etc. Before this there was hardly any discussion regarding the virus and most normies thought it was simply a more infectious aggressive flu.

Suffice to say my post stirred the hornets nest. The page went crazy with posts about the Covid 19, people panicking and general calls for the uni to be shut down for the safety of the students. A petition was started within an hour of my post and garnered 2000 signs within 2 hours.

Today morning the uni officially confirmed a 3 week shut down and most students right now are running straight back home, it'll be a ghost town tomorrow.

Feels good to know I potentially saved 100s of lives out there with my fearmongering. Atleast now, when I'm dying in the hospital with pieces of my lungs all around me, I'll know the gates of heaven will be wide open and welcoming to my soul. Stay safe out there anons.

Death cultists getting more brazen.

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he cute

What a waste lol. Are the people getting any? Australian gov is giving money to the people. Great way to prevent crime in the short term.

I can hold my breath and do 50 air squats across a minute
Am I covid?

based

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everything is getting cleared out, go look on twitter. they literally have you wait in line to be allowed in so they don't get over capacity.

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Playing through all the RE games I own.

If true, you did a good thing friend.

>chess
It was never a good game.

Based and 2048pilled

Kingdom Come: Deliverance and BioShock 2

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I wonder how many of these retards raiding supermarket were "it's just a flu, bro" kind of people

all

>1000 dead
>Obama declares emergency
>Gets praised

>40 dead
>Trump declares emergency
>Gets criticized

All of them, or they wouldn't be panicking right now.

Mostly facebook and social media normies in their information bubble, they saying its all right and get only its all right content+facebook pushing that information. Basically everyone going panicshopping now is a prooven Sheeple and hopefully dies cuz he got infected during panicshopping

I have a friend who kept going "just a flu bro lol" and now she's stockpiling like crazy

Is that you? Whats happening with you?

This

Kingdom come deliverance
Killing floor 2
Avorian
KOTOR1,2
If I have to, world of tanks and warships
Maybe I'll get back into writing

I should probably buy a water filter shouldn't I
any recs /cvg/

In my area it's people buying high value items and reselling them for profit.

That's what my sister did, I've been telling her to stock up for like, 6 weeks, but nooooooooo I'm a stupid prepper. Now she asked me what to get today.