>all the foreigners are panic buying they seem to be buying loads of bottled water, i dont think they know they can drink tap water and no way the gov would allow it to go down.
kek, aren't the plastic bottles supposed to be shit for you or is that just 'tism, if the water is dodgy get a britter filter or something
stiff upper lip
Ethan Green
People are only 6 bog rolls away from violent revolution
posting this again to wind up the prepmongs and their maggot brains
>banning going to schools
genuinely the most retarded response to the crisis driven entirely by retarded facebook mums who probably feed their kids chips every day
Children are the least likely to die (less than 0.1% chance), and what's more they're the biggest disease vector. The sooner they get the virus and survive, the better off we'll all be.
Not to mention taking kids out of schools means every nurse with kids suddenly starts taking time off at the worst possible time. Either that or the little scrotes just end up infecting their grandparents who they probably wouldn't have had contact with otherwise
Gabriel Stewart
Gazza never misses
Jason Powell
you get sick you get sick you die you die
nothing you can do about it just life, also hows shit rags going to help any way?
Easton Taylor
>No, you retard, kids need to get sick, then go on lock-down, then recover, then re-enter the population why? just so they can get reinfected and die a few weeks later? there is no immunity from this virus. we are never getting a vaccine for this reason too.
Hunter Foster
Good point, hanged himself as well so that really is a mystery.
Why haven’t you used your stockpile yet to have sex with local women who didn’t have as much foresight as you?
Nathan Phillips
lol
Robert Thompson
>£300 fine that's 15-30% overweight, must have been carrying other stuff like food and water, or maybe it's loads those big dense industrial paper rolls. they are quite heavy actually
Easton Harris
What in the fuck?
Grayson Flores
well when non shit skins defecate they follow up with the traditional cleaning of anus. you use tp for this, you see
Eli Campbell
people don't want to die with a shitten arse
Jaxson Moore
his wife left him, i wonder if she was shaging someone and he was oblivious to it
Matthew Evans
sorry fren i'm retarded
Joseph Jones
Very plausible that Gazza had a few lines and lynched him desu
Boris Johnson has postponed May's local and mayoral elections due to coronavirus. Government expects peak of the outbreak to be close to the May 7 polling day. They will now take place in 2021.
>just let tens of millions of people get infected >who cares if millions of people lose family members? >gotta develop herd immunity from a virus that has ADE and will constantly reinfect people with worsening symptoms each time
remember when he took raoul moat chicken and fishing kit, i remember when that happened i was i just started high school a year ago and we had a trainee teacher with the surname moat start a month after the incident he got bullied a lot for it cool teacher though , plus it happened just up the road from me
this but absolutely unironically, minus the reinfection prepmong retardation
Ethan Roberts
>Not to mention taking kids out of schools means every nurse with kids suddenly starts taking time off at the worst possible time. Either that or the little scrotes just end up infecting their grandparents who they probably wouldn't have had contact with otherwise SO when the kids come home from school with corona and infect their nurse/NHS admin staff/lady on the checkout mothers who are also higher risk of death/complications who then pass it on to everyone at work and their parents, wot then??
screencapped so i can laugh at you when the UK's death toll ends up far higher than any other western country
that's what's important to me; laughing at you
Camden Watson
>his childhood toys werent crude figures made out of shit roll papier mache
You posh cunt.
Colton Robinson
were going back to the old times, get a balloon cover it in paper mache, when its set you let the balloon down and you have a paper balloon.
lol why did we ever do that?
Gavin Rivera
remember to hold onto it for a another three months when we get through the storm the fastest and come out the healthiest and with the least disruption to the economy or peoples lives and jobs
big brain daddy dom cum cums has got it all worked out
Logan Anderson
yea i remember it like yesterday, and the raf were doing sortes trying to track him down with thermal cameras lol
Isaiah Jackson
it breaks 1000 tomorrow lads
Justin White
>UK's death toll ends up far higher than any other western country Accounting for % of the population that are elderly?
Brody Clark
At the end of the day the people most affected are the biggest drains on resources and economy.
Connor Ross
not really my parents just didn't hate me, still have my old tidal wave figure, it's fucking sick splits in to three boats then combine too make one fuck off big boat,the a huge robot, eve combine with megatron though i never had him only missing the missiles
we did that in reception and decorated them with funny faces
Bringing in measures now may just delay the inevitable. You can't contain it, if you lock down a country it needs to stay locked down. Having said that, this is all wagering on the fact that you can develop an immunity to this virus. If people can't, everyone is fucked.
keep your sauce sachets lads, they’ll be currency after the apocalypse
Anthony Smith
Proof or it's bullshit.
Bentley Myers
>NHS burden reduced. NHS is going to collapse soon if boris gets his way. 40 million+ people sick with more than 20% requiring over a month of ICU treatment to pull through the initial infection.
Mason Garcia
oh must have been a different but similar guy, because i'm talking way back with G1 in the 80s/90s
riding the exponential curve with no slowing measures: tomorrow: ~1000 in 1 week: ~4,800 in 2 weeks: ~48,600 in 3 weeks: ~918,000 in 4 weeks: ~38,500,000 in 5 weeks: past the peak - a few days into saturation
so when do the slowing measures come in and why do they think they can trust the dumb masses to adhere to them?
Alexander Anderson
>this is all wagering on the fact that you can develop an immunity to this virus. If people can't, everyone is fucked. we already know that you can't. ADE was confirmed way back at the beginning of the outbreak. this is SARS + AIDS.
Landon Morgan
I'm sure they'll totally get rid of it once all this is over.
Andrew Hall
its his eugenics plan to trim the fat, sadly we will probaly no people that this will affect
Jaxon Johnson
know*
Joseph Edwards
loved ones will die. of course if you don't have loved ones it's no concern
more concerning for such people is the unknown long-term effects. SARS has some fucking nasty sequelae, and this is SARS 2.
Oliver Thomas
Just another on the long list of betrayals from our elites that have been going on for centuries.
