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MAGA!
>he doesn't have an N95 clown mask
never gonna make it
pls respond
>all this talk about white babies
Good.
We are going to have to act
if we want to live in a different world.
we made the news boys
what's happening with trump's miracle ADE-defeating vaccine? he said it would be ready in 3 months, so they should be wrapping up human trials and getting it ready for distribution soon, right?
> Rio parent Mary Friedman, who teaches about the Holocaust at Jesuit High School, mentioned lesser-known cases that Jewish Rio students had complained about in the past, such as having pennies thrown at them and being taunted with anti-Semitic tropes.
>Scott Shapiro, father of a Rio graduate and a current student, urged Ginter to address the issue directly.
>“It took you 32 minutes to say the word swastika,” he said. “This is a hate symbol. I know it’s uncomfortable, but we need to create a culture of not putting up with it. That’s what will make a difference.
When can we finally stop this hate?
> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Coronachan, don't get the beautiful brown babbies in the migrant camps!
> DEFEND THIS DRUMPFKINS
Don't touch me or my toiletpaper
For MAGAsake
MAGA
alright so what is the actual survival rate of the wuhan flu?
>all these famous peopole get sick
>90+ percent of them survive
>the media was hyping the shit out of more than 90 percent of them dying
what will be their response?
The water stain on this beach on Google maps looks like trump tweeting on the toilet
40.593298,-73.512539
1/3
>implying we need the Chinese meds that are just knockoff of American meds
Ok
Where's the tiberium fields i was promised you fucking xenos filth scrin?
has anyone else seen the Popeye's fried chicken commercial where the black man is so excited to receive his fried chicken delivery that he starts singing about fried chicken
Chinks are just niggers with yellow skin and slanted eyes. Pull out of China and burn it all down.
user, you promised me millions of american deaths this week. WHERE ARE MY DEATHS user?
> WHERE ARE MY DEATHS
Almost as many people died to Coronavirus as they died for Israel
2/3
MICROWAVE IS THE CURE
Also heard jews got the virus too, time to pre-heat the oven
that might be a big mistake
I wasn't ready for these feels.
>alright so what is the actual survival rate of the wuhan flu?
0% in the long term. reinfection is guaranteed and deadly
It tastes okay but the texture is the stuff of nightmares desu
>brown people are scared quick burn the constitution
The coronavirus is mainly a psyop. Weaker than the seasonal flu. When you don't go hungry, when there is plenty of water and electricity, then you'll know it was all a jewish hoax to crash the economy and blame it on a virus instead of on the scheming greedy banker class.
> toiletpaper
Just wash your tushie bra!
>rent free
do it pussy.
Ladies and gentleman, your average magapede "intellectual"
> HE DIDN'T BUY THE DIP
HAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
OH LAWDY!
> s-source?
>Weaker than the seasonal flu.
even the WHO is admitting that it has 34x the lethality of the average influenza virus. they're using china's heavily downplayed numbers too. real observation from italy is putting the CFR at around 40% right now.
>give trump the justification to sink the chink once and for all
Hell sinking chinese aspirations to become the world hegemony is bigger than ol drumpfie anyeay.
Was thinking of getting an Immortan Joe mask to put on top of my half face respirator but the adapter hoses to make it look legit costs 4x as much as the respirator
dont worry
its going to drop again, bottom out at around 20k
>hahahaha it's up 2% today down 14% for the week
So this is what it's like to win in the maga movement.
> even the WHO is admitting that it has 34x the lethality of the average influenza virus
user, plz, you guys were calling WHO the "mouthpiece of Xi" three weeks ago
> WHERE ARE MY MILLIONS OF DEATHS user?
You promised me millions of deaths
we're getting a national emergency
>even the WHO
Fucking kek
Gamers can't keep getting away with it!
Fuck this little nigger rat snitches get stitches
Imagine believing that not having a bidet is fine then getting a ticket because you don't have a toilet paper loicense after you bought out the costco's asspaper in your hazmat suit
Trump wasted his Twitter ink propping up confidence in China, shoulda' gone for the jugular
> HE DIDN'T BUY THE DIP
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> Checking both of your digits tho
But we're burning less because of this wonderful thing known as fracking which produces natural gas that when burned creates 1/2 of the pollution of coal but the envirotards think thas a bad thing
Dont get me started on how green tape is causing all these wildfires since theyre too dumb to understand fires are a natural part of a forest's life cycle
and then the media will complain that its still not enough.
Lmao, yellow pussies! Don't threaten me with a good time.
It's what it's like to care about stocks in the middle of a global pandemic panic
Either comfy, or CORONAVIRUS MEMORYHOLED
>he thought a flu panic would crash the economy
T-T-TWO MORE WEEKS
But trump said it's just a mild cold bro. Declaring a national emergency now will cost him the presidency.
Thats some grade A gossip!
can I touch? just one touch.
> Imagine believing that not having a bidet is fine
user, plz, just undress and wash your tush in the shower.
>still above where Obama left it
COPE harder, nigger.
She's satisfied Knowing her offspring will be considered white forever.
But thars what he's been doing for forever, blowing smoke up xi's ass while reaming him on trade.
why was he in Epstein's black book?
THERE WILL BE NO SUSPENSION OF PAYING RENBTS DUE TO CORONA VIRUS, PAY UP
/ptg/ REMINDER:
BLIMPF PRESSER @ 3 P.M. ET
This one should be a fucking doozy, needless to say
Martial law incoming, /ptg/?
So Trump has cornona virus right?
are you from toronto ? you seem retarded enough to be.
He thinks most of our media is "conservative". He is a total idiot.
trump: "We are much better off since I restricted travel" really? how would the lying piece of shit know? Unlike every other country in the world, we don't have test kits.
He really botched the handling of this crisis. He gave China the upper hand by doing nothing.
>>still above where Obama left it
>this week
Being a target for a honeypot doesn't necessarily mean that you fell for it.
IS HE GOING TO TEXT US INFORMATION?!
USE THE TRUMP TEXT!
Was is straight orgy or gay
If we're gonna keep using coal, which we will, might as well burn all of it now so that we have nothing left to burn in the future.
what's a test kit? please tell me, in details.
I'm totally shocked that people honestly suggested that in this thread, like you have to strip down and spend 30 minutes to take a shit
You're going to Pencejail, you sick fuck
>user, plz, just undress and wash your tush in the shower.
I can't tell if you're serious but this made me laugh more than it should have.
> SILLY DRUMPFKINS
> MIGRANTS ARE IMMUNE TO CORONACHAN
My wife is currently sitting at home with pneumonia confirmed with chest xrays.
The niggers at the hospital didn't even test her for coronavirus....which means theyre short on test kits and theyre not testing everyone. Which means its far more wide spread and most people are recovering. Theyre testing only the most severe cases which means they naturally die at a higher rate.
Face it nigger, the world isn't burning. just overreacting.
“President Xi told me its the flu”
Does Trump have the coronavirus?
oh no, we don't have test kits
>national emergency
SELL SELL SELL
Gillium is a faggot.
>Martial law incoming, /ptg/?
Probably the opposite. Telling people to be cautious but stop panicking and get back to work.
Fucking chinks. I hope Tom Cotton was being honest when he said we should go after those responsible.
Please kill all the spics you low energy beer virus.
> I'm totally shocked that people honestly suggested that in this thread
> I can't tell if you're serious
My work here is done
Can someone explain this payroll tax thing to me? If it goes through we don't pay taxes for the rest of the year, but we owe it all come next April? Or completely waived?
Joe is a good friend'a mine. He may be a derange bag'a rambling dead weight, but he has whad it takes tah take down Trump. Uh...vote for me, by the way.
All theyre trying to say is it wont work because it cant be enforced without admitting the (((reason))) it can't be enforced.
>most people are recovering
there is no proof of "recovery".
>TWO MORE WEEKS
We have a million test kits
I doubt It. He’s a germaphobe. He probably showers in bleach.
>He gave China the upper hand by doing nothing
Pieces have been moving since late January. Its MSM saying nothing is being done.
Can we get Trump to retweet this achievement? 10% per month wiped off the stock market! Best economist! Everything is doing great!
>hermetically sealing one country off
A death rate even of 99.9% implies recovery you limey twit
>posts fake news
oh no no no
No point congratulating China when you're currently on a trade war with them.
>OUR STUPIDITY IS JUST A RACIST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY THEORY
larger image size here, lad
You're talking to a literal shitskin.
A tycoon who is so fucking stupid, he had to declare bankruptcy SIX diff times.
And now this idiot in is the WH.
Imagine my shark
If Congress passes the bill which both Pelosi and Mnuchin drafted, I'm sure we'll either hear from Pelosi or Blimpf later today @ the presser some more of the details re: what's in it
Blimpf seemed to want the entire FICA waived until the end of the year, but that probably won't happen
> there is no proof of "recovery".
Here is one user. First portuguese confirmed case just recovered.
Let's you and I make a wager. Declare a timeline for his reinfection and I'll be 100% genuine and follow up this case.
> just tell a date
When do you think he will be reinfected and back at the hospital? It's your change to BTFO this thread once and for all
It does sort of prove boomers travelling internationally are fucking everything up.
I can't find the sound clip alone on YT for some reason
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Thanks!
Great, Joe, tell us your plan, then. You were in the White House for 8 years, surely you have an idea?
>inb4 15 point plan on your website
I thought that was obvious because of the union jack?
>Its MSM saying nothing is being done.
While also creating the panic to begin with
The previous tweet you posted never existed. Do you see why I’m calling it fake news you deranged retard?
based as fuck, I hope chink flu wipes them all out
> OH NO NO NO NO NO , IT'S GOING BACK DOWN
HELP ME DRUMPF!
Public health officials have begrudgingly praised the travel ban to Europe because a vast portion of the American cases were recent travel from Europe.
Yeah, their refusal to help italy should honestly be their undoing
Surely a politician wouldn't delete a stupid tweet
> The previous tweet you posted never existed
Are you implying democrats were OK with Trump closing the border with China?
Patient Zero
yo viruses don't have nationalities bruh do like nigga racis mayne
Did his treatment involve wine?
Can't help those who can't help themselves.
OH NO NO NO NO HAPPENING BROS
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>Bolsonaro tests NEGATIVE for COVID-19
Enough of the casual racism, You can't say Tycoon, the correct terminology is Tyn-word.
>early 30s
Boomer remover indeed
>10 straight hours of work is overwhelming
what? Am I entitled to something?
Aren't three or four 10s common in the US for nurses
> boomer remover
kek
Just now finding that out?
Casual racism implies the existence of competitive racism.
Americans already knew that, Mario's.
I tried to used that same tweet to show my friends how fucked Schumer is in the head. But when I actually googled it to try and find it i found out it never existed.
Damn, I believe Ayishat Akanbi
We're reaching "my cousin went to Sandy Hook" levels of bullshit now
>gookpopavatar
Why is this trash everywhere on twitter?
globalism is the future
Closer to 4 12s.
Yes. Some work even longer shits.
This is nothing more than kike tricks.
It's a woman, user.
i'd like want to eat something now..
You sure he didnt just delete it?
for those of use who speak english
Crap, I already paid all mine off
>twitter.com
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, BRAZIL CONFIRMED FOR WHITE
Thankfully there are plenty of tweets that haven't been deleted yet which followed that exact same narrative
When is Trump going live?
AVOID THE CHINESE FOOD AS WELL AS THE GROID
>10 hour shits
Yikes
i wish a nigga would
3 PM ET
That's pretty metal, someone should write a song about that epic battle.
>competitive racism
hold on, let me stretch first
I want to fuck Greta in the cunny.
There's an entire country based on that principal.
Suspending isn’t canceling/forgiving.
>get student debt payments temporarily suspended
>turn it into an iPhone 11 or yuppie food
Who wants to bet this will be the rule more than the exception
I told you about the jaguars not allowing it to happen.
>chinkoids thinking they can do anything
A lot of sites were saying that not only was it never deleted, but it never exists. I think this one site tracks any politicians tweet deletions.
Don’t get me wrong. Dems are fucking retarded. But that tweet I question seems to never have existed. There’s a difference.
I dunno man, her cunny must be nasty like her scowl
2018 FLORIDA GOVERNOR DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE ANDREW GILLUM FOUND ODd IN HIS HOTEL ROOM WITH BAGGIES OF METH
They said this shit about rent and mortgage payments the other day. The economy doesn't stop just because you got sick, faggots.
I wonder how bleach producers and industrial alcohol makers are going to make out of this.
But user the reason they need avocado toast is that avocado means testicle and they dont have any otherwise
>w-why isn't big government magically waving their hand and making it all go away?
All see this as a failure of one top-down structure. The sensible conservative already knew no one is better equipped to take care of himself and his family than he is. The hysteric liberal sees this as proof we need more government.
Clorox has been rocking it
No, it doesn't, but there will be a fair number of wagecucks with mortgages that may be impacted soon, so trying to prevent defaults.
Nice. Have a (you).
/s/ and Zishy.
>We have a million test kits
so says trump. the truth is working kits have not been available available. trump tries to convince people that the virus is a democratic hoax, then spends weeks worrying about the stawk market. meanwhile the pandemic sweeps the nation
They probably dont have surge capacity