/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2002 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 139,579 ► Died: 5,120

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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Catalonia puts several municipalities under lockdown
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Trump bans travel and cargo transfer between US and Europe
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Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
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Duterte places Manila under lockdown, 13 million affected
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>RESEARCH
48% of cases originate from pre-symptomatic transmission
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Virus doesn't show up on throat samples
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70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
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Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
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>REMINDER
CDC refused to test infected man
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Test kits in the U.S and 30 countries flawed
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China faces shortage of testing kits
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Iran coronavirus burial pits visible from space
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Engineered SARS-related bat coronavirus caused polemic over risks
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>LATEST CASES
23:21: 87 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.
23:00: 2 new cases in Ecuador.
23:00: 233 new cases and 1 new death in Germany.
22:59: 7 new cases in Luxembourg.
22:39: 1 new death in Switzerland.
22:38: 171 new cases in Norway.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1238460927328075778
imcclinics.com/english/index.php/news/view?id=83
youtube.com/watch?v=wmIgznvZNvM
youtube.com/watch?v=lmk_rHGHPO8
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-13/roche-gets-clearance-for-coronavirus-test-that-s-10-times-faster
theverge.com/2020/3/13/21177964/apple-stores-china-reopened-coronavirus-covid-19
twitter.com/politico/status/1238480100783513600
twitter.com/COVID2019tests/status/1238451268185731074
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REDPILL YOURSELF

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Press D to Dab!

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>LATEST CHANGES
China +22 (+8) Iran +1,289 (+85) S. Korea +110 (+5) Spain +1,188 (+36) Germany +372 (+1) Netherlands +190 (+5) H. Kong +1 (+1) Indonesia +35 (+3) Ukraine (+1) Sudan +1 (+1) US +135 Switzerland +267 Norway +95 Sweden +114 UK +208 Denmark +114 Japan +10 Belgium +157 Austria +143 Bahrain +13 Singapore +13 Australia +43 Canada +16 Finland +46 Brazil +74 Slovenia +45 Israel +17 Czech Rep. +4 Portugal +34 Kuwait +20 India +7 S. Marino +8 Romania +20 Lebanon +9 Thailand +5 Philippines +12 Poland +13 S. Arabia +17 Taiwan +1 Russia +11 Estonia +14 Brunei +12 Palestine +4 Albania +10 Croatia +4 Serbia +7 Slovakia +9 Peru +6 Panama +13 S. Africa +8 Pakistan +1 Ecuador +2 Oman +1 Hungary +3 Latvia +1 Macedonia +5 Colombia +5 Cyprus +4 Bosnia +2 Malta +3 Armenia +2 Jamaica +6 Morocco +1 Cambodia +2 Lithuania +3 S. Lanka +2 Réunion +1 Faeroes +1 Fr. Polynesia +2 Congo +1 Kazakhstan +2 Turkey +1 Caymans +1 Ethiopia +1 Gabon +1 Guadeloupe +1 Guinea +1 Kenya +1 Total +5,023 (+146)

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when will americans get shortages on their antidepressants?

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Stand, 13.03.2020, 15:00 Uhr
tested: 6.582
confirmed: 504
recovered: 6
RIP: 1

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE OLD PEOPLE ARE AN EXPENSIVE LUXURY. NOT ONLY DO WE HAVE TO PAY THEIR PENSIONS FOR EVER THEY'RE LITERALLY CAUSING TOTAL FINANCIAL AND ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.
FUCK OLD PEOPLE!!!!

Estonia +30 here we goooo

what are you going to do when Israel literally saves the world from the chink plague?

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faggot

>trump came into contact with infected people at AIPAC
>CPAC
>Bolsonaro and his secretary

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Are there any cases of interruption to power or water due to coronavirus?

rollingout.com/2020/03/12/man-stabbed-over-bottled-water-at-store-as-coronavirus-panic-continues/

i was there yesterday bros

Ford motor company has instructed employees to work from home until further notice....

Wow E-Learning is maximum comfy
Fuck kikes who decided online degrees must be considered worthless

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Here we go lads. The Heart of Dixie has fallen. Currently in Mobile, tempted to grab my bag on my lunch break and not come back. Kek.

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What's the 411 on the military in FL? First I saw the tweet about the national guard in Tallahassee, and now in Pensacola?

>Powell and group are putting us at a decided economic & physiological disadvantage
>physiological
Genius level 33d chess right there
mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1238460927328075778

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NUKE THE CHINESE NOW

corona-chan is very proud of her progress, give her some headpats as a reward!

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If you have recently developed a sudden cough and think you may have Coronavirus then I say take some cold/flu capsules and then ....

1 - cough and phlegm-spit onto a tissue and rub that tissue over haIaI meat products inside supermarkets that are located in brown immigrant and pakistani musIim neighbourhoods in the UK and Europe.

2 - And cough and phlegm-spit on a tissue and use tissue to open door-handles to Pakistani musIim shops in immigrant and pakistani/musIim neighbourhood across the UK & Europe and pretend to look in and walk out of the shop, so youve infected the door-handles so musIim shoppers wiII touch the shop/door-handle throughout the day & will be infected and pass onto their family members and hopefully pass onto the brown MusIim community.

3 - Also wear one glove on one hand, spit & cough all over the fingers and rub the fingers over the cashpoint/ATM's/over the screen in Pakistani musIim neighbourhoods across the UK & Europe.

4 - And again, cough & phlegm spit on a tissue and rub that tissue over the gates and handle of the gates to a musIim school in the UK. Infect the Pakistani musIim school kids/rats.

Then, after continuously take cold/flu capsules to protect and heal yourselves guys.

Hopefully some brown musIims wiII die. inshallah . Peace out brothers!

My boss just told me her wife might have been exposed to a sibling of a confirmed COVID case so I might unironically have it already.

If I get infected I'll livestream my descent into coof hell and post proof of confirmation.

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wtf i love jews now

im gonna keep it real
i'll be disappointed if this doesn't turn into a societal collapse

if this is ready then they are the ones responsible for releasing this. and i'm not even being schizo

REMINDER: HOW TO CLEAN MASKS

imcclinics.com/english/index.php/news/view?id=83

>1. It was found that dry heat disinfection (heating at 70 ℃ for 30 minutes)had the least effect on damaging the filtering mechanism, and the filtering effect could be maintained above 95%.
>2. The disinfection method of spraying alcohol on the mask will destroy the electrostatic absorption of the mask, causing filtering efficiency of the mask lowering below 95%.
>3. Other methods such as steamer damp heat method and high-pressure high temperature sterilization methods also made the filtering efficiency of the mask lower than 95%.In addition, high temperature and high-pressure method makes the mask seriously deformed.
>4. The new coronavirus is sensitive to ultraviolet rays, and ultraviolet disinfection does not affect the filtration efficiency of respirators. However, the inactivation effect of viruses in mask fibers, which cannot be directly observed, is unknown. Therefore, it is not recommended.

So are we in the south america stage yet?

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spain's death rate at 4%?

wtf this virus is a med killer

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>just build cars from home
holy shit americans are retarded

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Haven't heard of it. I know they're mobilizing in CA.

>SPAIN TO ENTER STATE OF EMERGENCY TOMORROW
RESTRICTIONS TO MOVEMENT AND INDUSTRY
>SPAIN TO ENTER STATE OF EMERGENCY TOMORROW
RESTRICTIONS TO MOVEMENT AND INDUSTRY
>SPAIN TO ENTER STATE OF EMERGENCY TOMORROW
RESTRICTIONS TO MOVEMENT AND INDUSTRY

AND THE ARMY IS GETTING MOBILISED, FULL LOCKDOWN IMMINENT

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Really pisses me off the John Hopkins map doesn't show us exactly where the infected are.

youtube.com/watch?v=wmIgznvZNvM

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They don't call it panic buying because everyone is calm. Prepping is important because of shit like this.

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 19 (NINETEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 19 (NINETEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 19 (NINETEEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED


YOU WERE WARNED

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>mother always fucking insists on coming to my house even when she's sick
>she recently fucking came to my house, hugged me and then wiped her nose
>now I'm sneezing and feeling a sore throat coming on

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>tfw it's almost St Tarrant day

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cool

This. White suburban women will riot

The case in Dutchess NY may have come from somebody at Green Haven and it may have spread through the facility. My CO friend is under quarantine now so I'm assuming shit broke out there, he doesn't know anything more than I do about it.
>inb4 sauce
fuck off I'm not doxxing myself

DABBIN ON BOOMERS
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Vienna is converting the largest convention center they have into an emergency hospital
>Vienna is converting the largest convention center they have into an emergency hospital
Vienna is converting the largest convention center they have into an emergency hospital
>Vienna is converting the largest convention center they have into an emergency hospital

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Bolsonaro got it from Trump.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE OLD PEOPLE ARE AN EXPENSIVE LUXURY. NOT ONLY DO WE HAVE TO PAY THEIR PENSIONS FOR EVER THEY'RE LITERALLY CAUSING TOTAL FINANCIAL AND ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.
FUCK OLD PEOPLE!!!!!

PRESIDENT PENCE

Añadelo al OP o al pastebin argentinabro

OC

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Nice pink gasmask, faggot.
F

it's not looking that way. it's not killing very many people so far.

>current numbers where
Current numbers where

Empty office, all by myself, force to come in because "muh onsite skills" looting all their hand sanitizer. Am I doing it right?

Sore throat is a very rare symptom of corona you’re fine user

>Feminist march 3/8
>country shut down 3/14

>Bakelite

A man of taste.

Nice, they'll just have to test it on cattle to figure out adverse reactions and then we will be safe.
Right?

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>announce miracle vaccine
>stonks rise
>????
>profit

>vaccine disappears into testing rounds never to be heard of again
Lrn 2 pharma bro

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STATE of alarm declared on SPAIN!

Are you a boomer or have asthma? If not, who cares.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CURE WHEN?
COOF UP THE CURE ALREADY YOU STINKY ROTSCHILD AND SOROS JEWS, I KNOW YOU HAVE IT

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God I will go raping just so I don’t die an infected permavirgin. I’m not even that ugly im just racist

Dow Jones: +603 (+2.85%)

>New Coronavirus Test 10 Times Faster Is FDA Approved
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-13/roche-gets-clearance-for-coronavirus-test-that-s-10-times-faster

>All 42 Apple Stores in China have reopened
theverge.com/2020/3/13/21177964/apple-stores-china-reopened-coronavirus-covid-19

>Republicans and Democrats said this morning that a massive emergency bill on the coronavirus outbreak remains on track to be approved by the House, but has been slowed down by last-minute nervousness
twitter.com/politico/status/1238480100783513600

US testing capacity: 25,175/day
twitter.com/COVID2019tests/status/1238451268185731074

Morning argie

>people have started swarming the shops and buying all the food

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING AT AN APOCALYPTIC LEVEL

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Wtf

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Welcome to the new confederrona

thats good

hopefully it infects enough people that the healthcare and economy crashes
but governments are starting to take measures and working against it

Wuhan 2: Pasta Boogaloo here we go

Cases 3 (-1)
Deaths 1

AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Don't forget to defecate on the floor before you leave

They had actually been working on coronaviruses for years now already (not surprising when you consider SARS, MERS outbreaks have been happening) and this is a member of that group

>still no cure

Thats a cute test you have there

They seem pretty confident... I wonder if they really are almost there or if this is just the news blowing things up

They announced the same shit like 2 weeks ago.

Jamaica getting wrecked, Trinidad soon to follow and Barbados is probably not testing because Barbados is always lying and pretending everything is fine with their polluted ass beaches.
>Call 888-ONE-LOVE if you're being raped by Corona-chan

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haha do you get it?

montana will hold out the longest and strongest

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The lockdown here will be a chaotic mess

oregon is about to explode.

state of alarm?

I do have asthma

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>nothing in Syria
Assad will come out victorious

>prison
everybody in there is fucked

What class are you gonna roll when shit hits the fan?
I'm going bandit/raider.

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All schools in Switzerland shut down
Boomers and coofers are not to use public transportation
All gatherings over 100 people are to be cancelled
Restaurants and stuff may not serve more than 50 people

>Nice, they'll just have to test it on cattle
it's okay you can say goyim we don't mind

Bad girl! Bad girl!

At least the feminist political class is certainly pozzed for going there
Even if they wore sneaky latex gloves so they didn't get the virus, washing their hands wasn't enough for just the flu

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Well... they DO have all the money. When they die, it can be redistributed. Best case scenario is the boomers are gone and the world continues as normal. Worst is that the boomers are gone but society goes with them and we're fighting each other for scraps.

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Nah guv, I live in Mobile and not a single case has been announced. People here could literally not give less of a fuck about the wuflu here in Theodore.

We're all eventually gonna get infected, it's not realistic to stagnate yourself in your house for 6 months or more. It's about time we face the reality of the Boomer remover.

>stream isn't starting
Did they die?

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Fuck you

>take jew vax
>suddenly cant procreate

GEE WIZ MR SHOLOMO

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How long until the homeless problem is solved in California? Any reports of homeless people with pneumonia? Pic not related.

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Will you ever marry?

Your mom was getting dicked by a Paki while typing that, whi*e boy

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extremely based

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robots have being most of the work for the past 2 decades where the fuck have you been?

If the COVID-19 is 10x more infectious and 100x more lethal than regular flu,

and tens of thousands die from regular flu each year...

How can normies keep saying it’s just a flu?

You all dead yet?

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>stocked up on a ton of toilet paper, rice, beans and luxuries a month ago
>now nobody else can get toilet paper due to retards panic buying
>local shops had a fight in them today over hand washing liquid
>girl I know is begging me for loo roll
>says she will do anything

Is SEX on the cards?

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i wonder who typed these tweets

Well boys, I got mild chest congestion at the moment. It's over, isn't it?

Fill me in lad what stream we watching

certain anti virals work
tho they are expensive to produce and there arent many of them

Haha coomer arm. As for me, I'm gonna be a Shaman/Swordsman

I think I have this shit. I'm freaking out. I either got it from a coofer yesterday or one fuck that shook my hand and I forgot to refuse it. Fuck. I barely left my home. My life is over.

wien.orf.at/stories/3038930/
It's over
considering they already locked down two regions vienna will probably be next on monday, or per my prediction on wednesday after most of us have the PPE training
yesss

or the tranny suicides when they cant get their meds

It's mainly a psyop. Weaker than the seasonal flu. When you don't go hungry, when there is plenty of water and electricity, then you'll know it was all a jewish hoax to crash the economy and blame it on a virus instead of on the scheming greedy banker class.

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I'm going to get it anyway, KC is too big to stay away from people.

about to walk out of my job
im starting to get pretty spooked here

Don't you dare.

>Pasta
>Vienna

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>Working for lesbians

You were never gonna make it

Keep up the good work corona chan

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gimme aramco right now

Good, call us when the outbreak is over in ALL other countries beside China

they're cooooooooping

>88

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Agents of Nurgle?

Bama falls today

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>How can normies keep saying it’s just a flu?
Because they haven't personally died yet.

I don't think it will spread a lot now, which is a shame.....

They're in Pensacola? I believe it. Orlando confirmed a case yesterday and central FL is freaking out. My mom didn't know and went to the store for her usual stuff (even though I've been telling her to stop going to the damn store). Everyone with a 3ft distance between carts and limits on TP and cleaning supplies. Glad I prepped in January.

wait till she desperater

Because right now it seems like nothing, but we haven't even had something like SuperAirborne AIDS so...

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fucking piece of shit

no you idiot, you're compromising containment

Okay bros I'm prepped. Ended up buying out some of the last stuff there so I'm on the tail end but I'll be good for a couple months if I ration.
Only thing I couldn't get is disinfectant but I just think I'll pick up some everclear

VISCA CATALUNYAAA MERDAAAA!!!!!

Ben is that you? I like your montana morning photos on twitter if so :)

Of all the things that's come out of this pandemic so far, this piece of art is one of the most fantastic ones.

You have no idea what this is to a Dane. It should be hanging, framed, in a museum.

Det er fredag, mine gutter.

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MR PRESIDENT DID YOU GET TESTED

Death rate map

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Haha fuck you turned my phone around twice then

?????? we are days away from 3000 deaths per day

>88
is it me or that ak looks oversized?
maybe you're just a small guy

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Lol, this was brought to my attention about 5 minutes ago. I’m expecting to hear something very soon on a news outlet. I’m in Mobile myself. Nice to see a Theobro though. Stay safe fren.
Just saw this pop up.
wsfa.com/2020/03/13/coronavirus-confirmed-montgomery-county/

>Are there any cases of interruption to power or water due to coronavirus?
Relatively low risk of this occurring, unless of all society starts breaking down.
Utility and power plant control rooms across the US have already started taking preventative action weeks ago.
This includes complete separation of people, lockdowns of facilities, and health checks every day.
We might see some localized issues and delays in restoration if we lose crews, but the grid is fairly resilient and can be run with a small number of people.
-Poweranon

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I should have clarified because britbongs are fucking inept. All saleried employees are instructed to work from home. The line monkeys still have to report to the plants, you toothless limey fuck.

How many people did your shithole test? 3?

Growth rate map

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Been dead for a while this is only finishing the job

To an user that posted in #2000

Lerne wie man in Einmachgläsern einkocht.
Ich hab Anfang Januar bevor Coorona ein Ding wurde selbstgemachte 8L Tomatensauce eingekocht, heute ein Glas aufgemacht ist noch perfekt. Und das stand die ganze Zeit ungekühlt im Schrank. Und wenn du alles richtig machst kann sich das ein Jahr und länger halten.

Kurzanleitung / short tutorial on preserving sauce in jars:
>Einmachgläser kaufen, die mit Metallverschluss und Gummiband
>Soße kochen, z.b. eine gute Bolognese mit viel Karotten, Sellerie und Fleisch
>Einmachgläser auswaschen und danach mit kochendem wasser auspülen zum desinfizieren, auch die gummis dabei mir kochendem wasser übergießen
>Soße noch einmal aufkochen bis sie blubbern
>Soße so schnell und heiß es geht in die Gläser füllen, direkt danach verschließen
>Einmachgläser in großen Topf stellen, Topf bis über die Deckel der Einmachgläser mit Wasser füllen. Je nachdem wie groß dein Topf ist, kannst du wahrscheinlich nur 3 oder 2 gleichzeitig bearbeiten.
>Wasser aufkochen, dabei die Einmachgläser beobachten. Die Gläser und ihr Inhalt werden langsam nochmal zum kochen gebracht. Dabei steigt der Druck in den Gläsern bis sie anfangen zu kleine Blasen durch das Gummi zu drücken. Wenn die Gläser aufhören zu blubbern (dauert typisch mehr als eine Stunde) ist der Prozess abgeschlossen. Der Inhalt ist jetzt so gut wie steril und im Glas herrscht Unterdruck.
>Einmachgläser abkühlen lassen, an einem dunklen kühlen ort lagern.

Das kannst du mit allen Lebensmitteln machen die man so weit erhitzen kann. Z.b. Gulasch, Suppen, Eintöpfe..

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To get a low bar estimate of cfr, offset the infection count by time-to-death minus time-to-diagnosis. Time-to-death is two to six weeks (WHO) with an average of 14 days from symptom onset in one study (median 18.5 days in another, larger, study). Time to diagnosis is up to a week depending on how aggressively is tested. Onset of symptoms is on average after 4 days. In the China data a jump in deaths occurred 11 days after the 14,000 spike in infections, which sounds about right. Multiply infections by assumed underdiagnosis: A factor of 1 for full coverage, to 5 for only testing symptomatic patients, to 10~20 for only testing severe cases.

Korea: Early and aggressive testing. March 1st (12 days ago) infections is ~3,500. Underdiagnosis factor: close to 1, given the dip in infection rate. Deaths: 70 as of yesterday.
=> 2% cfr

Germany: March 1st: ~130 infections. Underdiagnosis factor maybe 3-4 (100% spike on March 5th, no slowdown). Deaths: 6 as of yesterday.
=> 1-2% cfr

Italy: March 2nd: 2,000 infections. Underdiagnosis factor, let's say 10 to account for slow response. Deaths: 1,000
=> ~5% cfr

Those are lower bars, i.e. only cases that closed out after around two weeks are estimated. Obviously the numbers change a lot by where you see underdiagnosis, but the Korean data seems quite solid.

If someone has a good source on the average time-to-death I'd like to see it. If it's exactly 14 days, as one study suggests, the actual cfr would be twice as high as this, if it's shorter, it might be only negligibly higher or even lower.

Fag

>Now that all the normies are at home and NEET mode I don’t find it fun anymore

>Urge to put on gas mask and explore the empty streets and stores

What’s wrong with me lads

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THERE IS NO CURE FOR LOVE! THANK YOU CORONA CHAN!

the happening will really accelerate once a pretty white girl dies

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Girl from my city (daughter of my mom's friend) studying in NY coming back after her roommate was a confirmed infection, one of her roommates already came back.

Things are going to get fun. Watching my mom redpill herself on humanity is already a blast, this is a collapsitarian's dream come true.

youtube.com/watch?v=b09asWzbeBw

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France probably lying on cases. No test kits in the western part of Paris area for instance.

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Nononononononono

Yes. You can make her your sex slave so if she needs a commodity then she needs to give you her pussy

NO

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infection2020.com/

further enjoying my almost 3 weeks and going paid leave

sehr gut, unsere poletik nummt das ganze ernst.
das haupt problem ist aber immer noch der ärzte mangel, jede menge betten ohne ärzte sind nutzlos.

fuck this anime girl gets me so hard goddamit I gotta coom brb anons
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHH IM COOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIING

Nancy will use her emergency funds and the governor will use his new powers to absorb hotels into the state to house them all. Fuckers

I reply to this post so it is your mom who will get coronachan

Normies are freaking out here, at work everyone is in panic mode, especially women, some of them were crying all day. Shops are almost completely empty, all the good stuff is gone, people fighting inside and outside...

I can't believe this is happening, it's unreal...

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I don't believe this shit I but I care about me mum

Why is this art so good? Explain, please.

>comparing 3 months of shitty chink data versus 50 years of well researched data.
This is how you get fake news.....

You already have it, Most likely. If I was a wagie I'd be very nervous right now. Sadly many will perish because of this, some large portion of people will inevitably have to die

manlet

nah

What would you do if the 100% guaranteed cure was fresh nigger cum directly in the anus

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>leaning against the wall
I really hope he immediately bleached those clothes when he got home

great, I will work until I die

I'm looking forward to this

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I want to explore but only after everyone is dead. I don't plan any outside missions until 2021.

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SHIT SHOW IN 5..4..

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KFC SUSPENDS ICONIC 'FINGER LICKIN' GOOD' SLOGAN AMID CORONAVIRUS FEARS.

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would rather take my sum 1% chances of dying senpai

Soon

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english translation:

Learn how to preserve in botteling jars.
I preserved about 8 liters of tomatosauce early january when corona wasn't a thing, opened a jar today and it was still perfectly enjoyable. Even though it stood unrefridgerated in my cupboard. And if you do everything right, it can stay palatable for a year or longer.

Kurzanleitung / short tutorial on preserving sauce in jars:
>buy botteling jars, the ones with a metal snap mechanism and big rubber band
>cook sauce, for example a nice bolognese with lots of carrot celeries and meat
>clean botteling jars and rinse with boiling water for desinfaction, also put the rubber bands in boiling water
>reheat sauce until boiling with bubbles
>fill boiling sauce into botteling jars, immetiadly seal them
>put botteling jars into a big pot, fill pot with water to a level above the top of the botteling jars. depending on the size of your pot you can do 2 to 3 at a time
>boil the water, watch the botteling jars. the jars and their content will now be heated until boiling. in this process the pressure ins
ide the jars will rise until small bubbles are pushed out through the rubberbands. you're done when the jars stop bubbling, which typical
y takes more then an hour. the content is now practicaly sterile and has negative pressure.
>let jars cool down, store in a dark and cool environment

You can do this with all foods that can be heated to this degree. i.e. gulash, soup, stews..

Not taking any chances

Press S to spit on niggers and turds

People are still laughing at you if you wear a mask.

>t. worn a gas mask in public since first case in DK

THEY ARE COUGHING, OPEN MIC

Sex is always in the cards when you're a raider

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CURE FOUND CURE FOUND CURE FOUND BUY STOCKS eleconomista.es/empresas-finanzas/noticias/10412874/03/20/PharmaMar-anuncia-que-su-medicamente-antitumoral-puede-servir-para-hacer-frente-al-coronavirus-Covid19.html

>HAPPENING

>HAPPENING

>HAPPENING

>HAPPENING

>HAPPENING

>HAPPENING

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nigger

Great, job just confirmed we'll be "working" from home till april at least.

Oh also
when will retards learn that if you put a mask over a balaclava it won't seal and becomes completely useless? Put the bally OVER the mask you fucking dummies

Honestly if things go so badly even electricity and water infrastructure are affected it will really be the end.

Press f for me I'm out

What is Chardonnay

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>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade your homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.

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your mother will get raped and filled up, then i'll have to got for sloppy seconds and get the immunity
not great not terrible

Ärzte können gar nichts machen gegen virale Erkrankungen
Da brauchst Beatmungsgeräte oder wirst von alleine geaund

Yep, an user posted pics of a lot of armor coming into Pensacola via rail. Dozens of Bradleys, HMMWS, and cargo vehicles.

Nearly all countries are starting to stop testing anyone but severe cases. Soon we'll get decline in statistical growth because of that

What the FUCK is Spain doing and how come they haven't locked down the fucking country already?

NOOOOOO

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I reply to this post so you catch C-C and coof your last minutes of existence away.

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>Austrian president addressing his subjects tonight
Austrian president addressing his subjects tonight
>Austrian president addressing his subjects tonight
Austrian president addressing his subjects tonight
>Austrian president addressing his subjects tonight
Austrian president addressing his subjects tonight
>Austrian president addressing his subjects tonight

Brace for STONKS killing goodness.

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>puede
is that spanish for "could"?
if so, nice try

Gonna' roll a Warlock.

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How long until the partition of Belgium?

*Head pats*

I wanna be one with her, bros.