What’s he going to say?

HE IS INFECTED FROM THE HUE

>CoronaVirus!
Why is he so excited about this?
This is serious...

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some more shit about how strong the economy is and how low black unemployment is

Go into the vans withe the nice army mans to goes to the safe FEMA camps

Hey what are all these coffins for?

>CoronaVirus!

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Oh shit rly?

Or quarantine the states of Washington & California

Official nothingburger status

You better hit the grocery store before his announcement.
Absolute pandemonium this weekend!

You, sir, are a nigger.

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>My fellow Americans, I've caught Wu Flu and I'm terminal. Before I die I'm loosing all nuclear warheads on those pernicious chinks.

He is going to say he has contracted coronavirus.

Rush Limbaugh is dead and he is declaring a national day of mourning

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He's going to announce that he is now King of Israel.

Based

damnit i'm going to be at work

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He is INFECTED!

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wonder if the markets will tank again when he speaks. There will be an hour left of trading I believe

Ah the dream

What's with the exclamation mark?
Like: surprise! Coronavirus!
or ouchie! Coronavirus!
?

bid if true

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Do it fo da vine!

>global pandemic, Mexican border still open
how you know Trump is and always was full of shit

ATCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Marshall law do it you orange turd. Do it. Chimp outs are going to burn every major city in the country riots and looting are going to overwhelm the 500000 troops already in the country. National state of emergency will order militias to take control, chimps out will murder the streets will run red with blood. And chaos will ensue. The purge is here my friend. The purge is here.

This is bad bros... friday the 13th and hes gonna be holding a news conference, this can only go bad.

>My dear fellow Americans. Today we're all praying for Israel, g_d's chosen people.

>Have faith!
>Trust Sessions

Kys before the WuFlu does boomer

He should wait until the market closes lol.

Announce he has tested positive. Then announce domestic travel ban on Washington, California, and New York until "they can get their act together."

>CoronaVirus!

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Yes, I'm afraid so user

HES GONNA NUKE WUHAN

quarantine the cities with the biggest cases of the virus.

Digits and the nukes fly

Markets are about to lose that $1.5 trillion Fed boost.

Israel is a construct of the American psyops

>Why is he so excited about this?
They haven't found a cure but have developed a therapeutic procedure that greatly reduces the risk of death by several factors.

Screen cap this.

PREPARE FOR A BIGGER DROP MONDAY! SELL YOUR STOCK AND BITCOIN FOR NOW, THERE IS LITERALLY NO GOOD NEWS THAT COULD COME

Man. I hope he made a Hitler did nothing wrong tape for after his death. Is no snerdly going to put it on live leak?

if numerically confirmed, he institutes camps for all foreign nationals, international travelers and non citizens.

>NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, BEST PEOPLE, REALLY SMART, VERY BIG, TREMENDOUS, SITUATION UNDER CONTROL, MONITORING, DEMOCRATS HOAX, FAKE NEWS, BEST BIG EVER FOLKS! TRUST ME!

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>"*cough*... All is well... *cough*... the situation is under *cough*... control."

Link?

All public schools shut down and he has the virus.
Market freefalls to preobama numbers. All niggers and spics lose their jobs and riots ensue

Even though the prime minister of Brazil and the other guy there has corona confirmed. He probably refused to get tested.

nuking china wouldn't do a damn thing to stop this shit.. nuking israel would indeed put an immediate halt to countless future wars.. the decision is clear.

He is going to announce a nigger bailout.

He has to keep those nigger unemployment numbers perfect or he will lose his base.

That's why we all voted for him, right?

>risk of death
Bros why are they telling jokes and laughing this is serious ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=OCVMU8nelCk

Pretty much this. We're presently experiencing what Italy was 2 weeks ago....and with minimal testing.

PLEASE BE MARTIAL LAW
PLEASE BE MARTIAL LAW
PLEASE BE MARTIAL LAW
PLEASE BE MARTIAL LAW

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here

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twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1236778368533700609

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UH OHHHH

Can we do this anyhow?

PLEASE BE MARTIAL LAW
PLEASE BE MARTIAL LAW
PLEASE BE MARTIAL LAW

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I so wish China to go down for market manipulation.
Dear Donald Trump,
Please lock the bank accounts of anyone who has not stepped foot on American soil in the past 6 months (or are under 16 and Chinese until they prove themselves to be present on American soil) further to this prevent all people from China trading on the stock market.
Communist money should be kept in China for the sake of all the people over there.

Checked. Based and Poopilled

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>He probably refused to get tested.

Get off the internet proffering your fucking idiocy.

He wouldn't risk it. No way. They will fucking scream their heads off and blocked it in courts immediately. Nothing drastic is going to happen now.

/thread

PLEASE BE MARTIAL LAWWWWWWWW

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orange faggot needs to wait till the markets close.

All Jews will be round up....for treatment, yeah treatment!

holy shit how will TSA ball fondling do nothings ever eat without pay?

he should tell panic fags to cool their tits

>PANIC PANIC, BAN ALL TRAVEL, CUT OF ALL SUPPLY CHAINS INCLUDING THOSE WHO DEPEND ON MEDICAL DRUGS TO LIVE, BUY OUT THE STORES AND PREPARE TO GET INTO A DEATH FIGHT FIGHT WITH YOUR NEIGHBOR USING TOOTH FLOSS

Nuking china wont stop the wuhan flu but it would feel good and teach them next time not to suppress information about a new disease until its too late to stop it.

Maybe fire both nukes at once?

I already went yesterday and today, both times at 10AM
Shit was the busiest I have ever seen it at that time on a weekday. Toilet paper aisle was blown the fuck out, water and canned goods noticeably depleted.
I don't even wanna see it tomorrow, shit will be bonkers

That already happened the other day
Let me know when he says "a storm is coming"

covfefe

uhh oh orange man mad

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He's probably getting tested, just not revealing it. He doesn't want it to affect the election.

Trust the plan. Trust Trump. Trust Sessions. Trust Q. Trust us. WWG1WGA!

It's probably too late, in terms of isolating just a couple of states. A nationwide 2 week minimum quarantine would make more sense at this point.

If you wait longer than 3:15 the niggers will have beat you to it.

Hes lived long enough to experience happenings and hes addicted he wants more he needs to sate his happening hunger the mad lad

Fuck, my brother is getting married beginning of May, and he lives in Texas, I ain't driving all the way down there with a hysterical wife and nutso 3-yr old, and I'm the best man.

Fuck.

I think they are going to shut down all the flights! Like, everywhere.

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The White House will probably reschedule it to 4-4:30pm est

If true, God is great.

He'll complain about how mean Liberals are to him for 40 mins.

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He already did that on Twitter.

“Coffins? Eh what do you mean goy these are. . . LOOT BOXES. Yes many Zoomies for the zoomers”

>you're a nigger

Nah, opportunistic. I'm only going to loot corporate stores like Walmart, Sam's Club, BJ's etc etc etc. In this situation, guns make me very powerful.

national state of emergency fema and boots on the ground
rolling

How would that affect Alaska and Hawaii?

The economy must be booming with all the stockpiling going on.

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3:00
3/13 (Friday)

Oh no, the end is near

Leave your wife and her son with Tyrone.

Exciting

>Trust Sessions

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Pence will take over

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>Bros why are they telling jokes and laughing this is serious ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Could be gallows humour.

I mean what are you going to do, run around, riot, spread the disease? Fucking calm down and stay in your house retard.

i cant wait its going to be so fun!

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He's going to buttrape corona infected girl on live tv and will spark a trend all over world to tackle this infection.

thats the trigger phase to start zephyr

>Fucking calm down and stay in your house retard.

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If anything him contracting it and beating it would be better than him lying about not having it.

>isolating just a couple of states
>It's probably too late
Much too late. Should have been quarantined in the 1960s.

And on Friday the 13th too. Ominous shit.

NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS QOOMING