The timeline just shifted again
The timeline just shifted again
Felt it. For the better tho. Good things coming
blue beans TP for my bunghole
STOP MASTURBATING
JERKING OFF CHANGES THE TIMELINE
THIS ONE IS GOOOD LETS LEAVE IT HERE FOR A MINUTE PLEASE
LOOK AT AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND! NOW TELL ME THOSE BITCHES DIDNT MOVE!
I too forgot to take my schizo pills
Is this a drill?
Yup, China successfully pushed blame onto Americans for COVID-19
Woke up this morning and feel like I have Corona... fuck
who do you think actually did it?
Nano nano
It escaped from a research lab
it seems weaponized not like preventative research
those HIV inserts.... fucking spooky!!!!
good, the one we were on felt too nasty
Is this the one where the majority knows that there was no virus from the beginning?
Did I miss my timeline again?
Checked. Pussy
You must dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed
I think you did. Its a minority view that the whole thing is fake, but asking someone on the street, if they're a skeptical type, they'll tell you this seems fishy.
Fugg.
Oh well it's better than full on blind global panic, at least. That would end things prematurely.
Is this what your horoscope told you faggot?
It definitely did. We are waking up. We have been enslaved for a long time.
I'm native to this timeline, interdimensional tourists get the fuck off myboard unless you're white national socialists.
>oh sorry, did I do that?
To one with a toilet paper shortage i presume
i don't wanna be in this timeline, they ruined spongebob
What do you retards even mean? You saying you can cross timelines? Why would everyone have that ability though?
wtf is this photoshopped?
el psy FUCKING CALM DOWN FOR A MINUTE AND STOP CHANGING SHIT
Yes and I’m in the 11 million dead world now the vaccine is literally nonexistent
That's just how the technology works. The pulse effects all conscious sapiencies and shifts them to a new timeline.
I am 12 and what is this?
Row row row your boat gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream
So what now?
No but antarctica moved to the right. And greenland got bigger
Wait my ID says that I'm leaking C4.
It was good knowing you lads, I'm about to go to the fucking moon. In pieces.
Sieg Heil
Alongside the psyop (to pretend death rates) there has been a seeding of multiple respiratory and influenza candidates but none of these are really pandemic killer tier, just normal flu and colds etc. The people who seeded are China + West medical capacities. West particularly Italy and the US, with Iran also participating. This psyop is truly global and planned in advance. Its for normalization of degraded economic and societal function that comes with collapse of the financial system.
Your sides will literally orbit the planet
HAVE
SEX
i just want a degree
larping faggot you "felt it"?
>ID is mEME
I
REFUSE
Sit and wait. Next few weeks will be big.
Nothing can stop what’s coming. These people are sick!
We have returned to the best timeline
The universe has aligned
It will be over by the end of next week.
That's a show they needed to stop making and that could have been a nostalgic gem
Greatest economic boom this summer when the virus recedes
is this the timeline where it is actually just the flu?
Let's dial kek for anwsers
>247888888
FAIL
I felt like that when I got really fucking high, while I was still on antidepressants and antipsychotics
The portal to hell is opening. If only you knew what joy and splendor awaits us beyond it as we bask in the glory of truth.
It's going to be funny when everyone ITT starts hearing the voices or get their souls kicked out of their body and left to wander and be raped in the astral plane.
stfu with this shilled david icke posting
This. I felt it in my core, bros. We're going to enter a golden age.
God what a horrible projection
True that though
it was wasted on a pajeet
yes but i feel it shifting ag
I've been missing the shifts lately. Dang. Where's ma timeshift mojo gone? Used to be I'd get that all over electric feeling when these happened. No more though.
Death isn't real and the recently deceased will prove it.
Maybe it's just me but Greenland has been getting bigger and bigger every time I look at a different map for years, how often do these shifts occurr anyways
Maybe his books will enlighten us on the cure for coronavirus (cow poo)
The truth is a free gift. We must only accept it.
Same.
I want to break your fucking legs and eat your fucking face off.
All timelines are converging into themselves at a singular point. Everywhere is affected. Nowhere left to run.
>hell
Space jos messing with the threads again
>astral plane
>Bolsonaro just tweeted he wasn't tested positive
Indeed it has
>souls
So a convergence point?
Is anyone else from the timeline where Sardinia isn't a giant island half the size of Italy? Like all this attention on Italy in the past couple weeks made me look into it, and I swear this was either never there or never this big.
>We must only accept it.
Sometimes it must be forced and these are those times.
what makes you think that?
that was the beans you ate
Yes, it's a portal that was opened at the same place in multiple timelines. It retroactively always was there and active.
Whole worlds are being devoured as we speak. Every living and unliving thing is being brought to the fold. Hell is the truth catching up to reality.
What about all the other timelines?
There is no death only life.
It's funny that peoples' lack of geographical knowledge has spawned an entire belief system.
Nice
Keep going, schitzo posting is my favorite thing on Yas Forums. Teach us your secrets
... Wait I thought New Zealand was north east of Australia and Australia was further south east. Fuck I suck at geography.
Maybe each time the timeline shifted is because god kept dying from coronavirus
based